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[Sixfortyfive]

You know, as hilarious as Sad Claps is... I wonder how he plays. I can't imagine trying to actually play him, what with the whole 'disappears off the screen every other attack'.

So I just decided to download this character and give him a whirl.

I'm in tears. Every single action he has has some kind of random behavior to it. He's pretty much impossible to control and it seems like a dozen of his moves break something but you can at least cancel them all into his taunt which is a throw that wraps you and the opponent around the screen a couple times and fucks up the camera but always resets everything to normal afterward.

 

[Hitokage]

Sailor Uranus is top tier in her own game. Fullscreen forward dash buffer to SPD, projectiles, and she even has an infinite.

 

[ant_]

Commissioner Gordon got me out of the salt mines

 

[Mupod]

oh fraudulent evil SF recolors, I'd be broke without you.

 

[chrominance]

New splash screen. Whut.

 

[ReiGun]

Sailor Uranus is top tier in her own game. Fullscreen forward dash buffer to SPD, projectiles, and she even has an infinite.

I never played the game against a human player, but I played through the story as a kid on an emulator and she was impossible. The damage on that SPD was insane.

 

[mightynine]

Robocop looks like he'd be decent against a less aggressive fighter.

Ahhh, Simple and Clean remix.

 

[Mupod]

I've seen robocop rock people before, I dunno why he sucked this time. Is chat being its usual moronic self or are there actually multiple robocops?

 

[Ban Puncher]

This salt tastes like babyfood.

 

[So Many Bullets]

Always bet on Darude - Sandstorm.

 

[Frantic]

The fact there isn't a single good Magneto in Salty Bets is kind of weird to me considering how dumb he is in the games. Where's the 1 frame crouching light kick!?

So I just decided to download this character and give him a whirl.

I'm in tears. Every single action he has has some kind of random behavior to it. He's pretty much impossible to control and it seems like a dozen of his moves break something but you can at least cancel them all into his taunt which is a throw that wraps you and the opponent around the screen a couple times and fucks up the camera but always resets everything to normal afterward.

Sounds pretty much like what I was expecting. Mayhem and chaos at the touch of a button! Break the game as much as you could possibly want! SAD CLAPS!

Edit: Yo. That Wolverine did some smart ass shit that set. That final reset was sick.

 

[Mupod]

there's a really good magneto and a decent one out there.

and wolverine only won that because he regenerates. PJSalt

 

[Noisepurge]

and wolverine only won that because he regenerates. PJSalt

that wolverine vs benimaru match was intense

 

[Azure J]

Sojirou is seriously my favorite character in this roster.

 

[Omnicent]

hitbox/hurtbox to strong

 

[phosphor112]

Always bet on hitbox. lmao

 

[Hitokage]

Damn it, why does Raiden's super have such a narrow hitbox. Totally would have had that if it could connect. :/

 

[Ban Puncher]

Didn't go all in on that Doom because it was 'Drdoom' and not 'Dr.doom'. And 'Dr.Doom' is fake as fake can be.


So many Doom Bots.

 

[Sixfortyfive]

JoJo's vs GG

nope.avi

 

[phosphor112]

Oh man. LMAO Chaka = broken cheat. lmfao.

EDIT: Welp. Evil Ryu makes an appearance.

 

[FluxWaveZ]

First time I've seen Yuri di aaaaaa out of the exhibition environment.

And he has to go against Evil Ryu of all characters.

 

[Ban Puncher]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


But seriously, bet on Evil Ryu.

 

[MrJustinius]

Always bet on SOKUDA.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Nibel]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[le.phat]

my favourite new fi-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

 

[Noisepurge]

what the hell is this next matchup?!

 

[Ban Puncher]

what the hell is this next matchup?!

The realest matchup.

 

[ViviOggi]

Needed Simonkin2006

 

[Hitokage]

Suika Ibuki is near god tier.

 

[phosphor112]

Anybody know the spread for that chibi vs mr satan match?

I bet 100 on the chibi and... well.. didn't hit the bet button. =/

 

[Sixfortyfive]

Anybody know the spread for that chibi vs mr satan match?

I bet 100 on the chibi and... well.. didn't hit the bet button. =/

50:1

 

[Art Teitlebaum]

Anybody know the spread for that chibi vs mr satan match?

I bet 100 on the chibi and... well.. didn't hit the bet button. =/[/QUOTE

1:50 afair.

 

[So Many Bullets]

Chibi lost a heart breaker yesterday, chat lost their damn mind.

 

[phosphor112]

50:1

Don't joke. -__-;

EDIT:... wait... 50:1

or.. 1:50.. which way was it?

 

[Ban Puncher]

Damnit Sparta Heika, that was a shitty Naruto you were supposed to beat easily and get me money.

 

[Art Teitlebaum]

Don't joke. -__-;

EDIT:... wait... 50:1

or.. 1:50.. which way was it?

For every 50 you bet on the CC you got 1$.

 

[phosphor112]

For every 50 you bet on the CC you got 1$.

Oh.

This zangief v jackal battle... lmao.

 

[Ban Puncher]

Fucking Cyberbots mang

 

[Azure J]

Suika Ibuki is near god tier.

Has to be, that first projectile is a damn near OHKO and she has an actual aggression pattern. Still I was not ready for that.

 

[Noisepurge]

are these robot characters like Jackal and Riot from a real game or just fanmade? they look awesome

 

[forgeforsaken]

are these robot characters like Jackal and Riot from a real game or just fanmade? they look awesome

Cyberbots.

And damn Neco Chaos keeps screwing me over, always wins when I bet against her and loses when I bet on her...I just need to sit out when she's in.

 

[Ban Puncher]

Oh sure, the one time I don't bet on Neco Chaos she decides not to be utterly useless.

 

[Hitokage]

Oh sure, the one time I don't bet on Neco Chaos she decides not to be utterly useless.

And I went all-in.

*sigh* From 30k back to the mines in two big losses.

 

[forgeforsaken]

Oh sure, the one time I don't bet on Neco Chaos she decides not to be utterly useless.

I see I'm not alone.

 

[Ban Puncher]

Want to know the secret to winning at Salty Bet?

Just bet on the opposite of who I bet on.

:salt: :salt: :salt: :salt:

 

[Sword Familiar]

Yeah, I thought the wolf would wreck neko for sure.

 

[Noisepurge]

Cyberbots.

thanks! have to find a copy of that!

 

[phosphor112]

SUPER GOHAN

 

[Sixfortyfive]

Nero's got this, yeah?

 

[Mupod]

Yeah, I thought the wolf would wreck neko for sure.

that was fake talbain but still. You never know with Neco.

Also oh fuck this is the Deer Lord right here.

edit: and that's why we call the other Nrvnqsr 'fake nero' even though he's still one of the best melty characters.