Gaming side is dead.Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
As long as killing human animals is ok
the satirical Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
what I love the most about Baphomet is how completely made up it is. There's no actual "demon" in any old mythology named, or with the resemblance of, Baphomet, be it Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, anything. It was invented by the church to trial and execute masons.
I'm surprised at how tame it is, I guess breasts and erected phallus are against obscenity laws over there or something.
...this basically amounts to "don't be a jerk". I mean, that's nice and all, but I'm not really seeing what necessitates most of these being "rules"
Odd that most sects of Satanism expressly require atheism/complete dismissal of the supernatural, yet number 7 seems like the copout "well just in case supernatural entities/powers DO exist, go ahead and have fun with that anyway."
all fun and games until it comes to lifeMy friend just said she will go to Oklahoma and reenact a particular scene from Berserk if it goes up.
And no she's not going to try to fuck the thing, just a few poses.
holy crap I just wiki'd the Church of Satan
The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
- Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
- Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
- When in another's lair, show them respect or else do not go there.
- If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.
- Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
- Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.
- Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
- Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
- Do not harm little children.
- Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
- When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they dont stop, destroy them.
I..I think im a convert
Satan pls embrace me <3
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- http://www.philly.com/philly/news/politics/Satanists_unveil_proposed_statue_for_state_capitol.html
Call upon any diety to smite me where i stand me if old!
Well, all the images of demons, devils, angels and monsters are made up, the difference is when they were made it up, if hundreds or thousands of years ago.
Well, bless his noodley appendages! What a treat!
Satanist don't even operate outside group members homes. That's like placing a Large GAF symbol on the steps.
holy crap I just wiki'd the Church of Satan
The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
- Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
- Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
- When in another's lair, show them respect or else do not go there.
- If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.
- Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
- Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.
- Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
- Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
- Do not harm little children.
- Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
- When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they dont stop, destroy them.
I..I think im a convert
Satan pls embrace me <3
Well, bless his noodley appendages! What a treat!
Ramen!
You know this thing is probably never going to go up. And if it does, some local is going to smash it to pieces, and the authorities probably won't care
In January the Satanic Temple announced plans to erect a monument glorifying the Dark Lord on the front lawn of the Oklahoma Statehouse. An Indiegogo campaign was launched with what seemed like a somewhat lofty goal of $20,000, but by the time donations ended almost $30,000 had been raised. Now an artist trained in classical sculpture is toiling away in New York, crafting a Baphomet figure sitting beneath an inverted pentagram and flanked by two children gazing upward in loyalty. When it is finished, it will be cast in bronze and, the Satanists hope, eventually displayed in Oklahoma.
OMG, I just had a thought...we need a Satanist advertisement campaign where all the art is by Norman Rockwell and all of Satanica is portrayed in "Leave it to Beaver" type scenarios! I would by many a printsThey probably had to make it conservative and family-friendly by removing Snake Penis and the boobs.
His power level well over 666,666,666!!!Lord Satan uses instant transmission like Goku
Can't wait to see this erected (teehee) in it's intended place. What a glorious day it will be.
The real "Project Beast".