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Catalyst · Oct 24, 2004

Sooooooo....what now?

Saint Cornelius · Oct 24, 2004

I actually feel bad for her. Why the fuck do parents have to push their kids into this shit? Wasn't Jessica enough for the Simpson family?

Bog · Oct 24, 2004

Saint Cornelius said:
I actually feel bad for her. Why the fuck do parents have to push their kids into this shit? Wasn't Jessica enough for the Simpson family?

Yeah, I bet she was completely against it.

So what happened on the West Coast feed?

Saint Cornelius · Oct 24, 2004

Bog said:
Yeah, I bet she was completely against it.

Thanks for your input, dickface!

Incognito · Oct 24, 2004

i love bog.

:lol

mosaic · Oct 24, 2004

The words to her current single are hilarious...

"I was standing in the shadow of someone else's dream, trying to find a hellhole..." etc.

Wah wah, it sucked being the rich younger sister of a famous person. Cry me a river bitch. She got a record deal and can't even sing her own shit. While there are good musicians and singers toiling out there in small clubs because they can't get their demo through the piles of crap at record companies.

StoOgE · Oct 24, 2004

Saint Cornelius said:
I actually feel bad for her. Why the fuck do parents have to push their kids into this shit? Wasn't Jessica enough for the Simpson family?

Its not like she is a 12 year old being forced to go to balarina practice just because her mom grew up poor and couldnt afford it. She has a massive contract and is making a TON of money doing this shit..

SvelteBoy · Oct 24, 2004

They didn't edit out for the West Coast. That was absolutely brutal. She shouldn't have walked off stage like that.

StoOgE · Oct 24, 2004

SvelteBoy said:
They didn't edit out for the West Coast. That was absolutely brutal. She shouldn't have walked off stage like that.

Thats fucking awesome. I wonder if they really pissed someone off at SNL to do this shit to them? It would kick so much ass if this was malicious.

ManaByte · Oct 24, 2004

They did edit it for the West Coast. They edited out the voice track.

DMczaf · Oct 24, 2004

:lol :lol :lol

Saint Cornelius · Oct 24, 2004

Yep, edited out the voice track. Whoa.

You're cool, Lonestar! *wheeze*

Catalyst · Oct 24, 2004

I'm eating vanilla ice cream. It reminds me of Ashlee Simpson. Yum yum.

Oh.

SvelteBoy · Oct 24, 2004

ManaByte said:
They did edit it for the West Coast. They edited out the voice track.

What do you mean by editing out the voice track. The band starting playing, then I heard the lyrics "On a Monday ..." and then that stopped. Then she did that hoedown and walked off.

I'm watching SNL in Canada BTW.

Poody · Oct 24, 2004

:lol they edited the voice track. One of my friend's a producer and he told me alot of singers use this special microphone that sings for them.

Incognito · Oct 24, 2004

Saint Cornelius said:
Yep, edited out the voice track. Whoa.

You're cool, Lonestar! *wheeze*

lame.

but hey, i'd be making snide little quips, too, if i offered up some sorry rationale such as "WHY DID HER PARENTS PUSH HER TO THIS??? WHY??!!??!?!!?!!!!" and it were shot to hell.

ManaByte · Oct 24, 2004

SvelteBoy said:
What do you mean by editing out the voice track. The band starting playing, then I heard the lyrics "On a Monday ..." and then that stopped. Then she did that hoedown and walked off.

I'm watching SNL in Canada BTW.

There were no lyrics on the West Coast US feed.

StoOgE · Oct 24, 2004

SvelteBoy said:
I'm watching SNL in Canada BTW.

I swear to God for half a second I thought to myself "we are talking about the West Coast, not Canada". Maybe its because I need to sleep or Im allot drunker than I thought, but for some reason Canada having a West Coast seemed like the most ludicrous thing I had ever heard of. Jesus, we really are stupid

Mr. Bush, Im sorry to inform you I've been left behind.

Trevelyon · Oct 24, 2004

Holy shit! the lip sync bust was hilarious, but the jig & the walk off just threw it over the top.

:lol :lol :lol

MC Safety · Oct 24, 2004

I'd expect nothing less than for Simpson to blame the error on her band.

Pathetic.

Socreges · Oct 24, 2004

StoOgE said:
I swear to God for half a second I thought to myself "we are talking about the West Coast, not Canada". Maybe its because I need to sleep or Im allot drunker than I thought, but for some reason Canada having a West Coast seemed like the most ludicrous thing I had ever heard of. Jesus, we really are stupid Mr. Bush, Im sorry to inform you I've been left behind.

:lol

This may blow your mind, but have you heard of a little town called "Vancouver"? That's on the west coast of Canada.

Miguel · Oct 24, 2004

Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from Cotton Eye Joe?

etiolate · Oct 24, 2004

http://ashlee-simpson.ytmnd.com/

MrPing1000 · Oct 24, 2004

http://www.ashleesimpsonmusic.com/community/topics_index.asp

:lol

nitewulf · Oct 24, 2004

your turning your backs on ashlee now..You are probaly the same people voting for John Kerry...Ashlee represents everything thats right in this country, just like George W...

AND OH GOD!!! THE DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!

Miguel · Oct 24, 2004

XS+ · Oct 24, 2004

I totally missed it! Any more working links?

TheDuce22 · Oct 24, 2004

That was just sad. Its like after her cd cut out she was thinking, "welp, singing without assistance is out of the question, maybe ill try dancing to keep them entertained.... nope cant do that either. Im just gonna wait backstage. "

lip sync
http://www.siscom.net/~petreman/lipsync.avi
http://www.reyox.net/lipsync.avi
http://www.defiantlydigital.com/junk/ashlee_snl.wmv

Clip of her blaming it on the band.
http://www.askross.com/Ashlee.avi

Brannon · Oct 24, 2004

Damn, I felt embarassed FOR her. Then she did that dance and I laughed until the lacerates ran down my cheeks.

Funniest shit ever at 6:24 AM.

XS+ · Oct 24, 2004

Haha comedy gold. I love the look on the guitarists' faces at the end. Thx Duce!

Trevelyon · Oct 24, 2004

MrPing1000 said:
http://www.ashleesimpsonmusic.com/community/topics_index.asp

Holy shit Ashlee naked Movie - Is this REALLY HER?

Go to: http://www.*****.com/celebs/1.htm then click on the "Celebrity Movie Archive" thing at the top.

Holy shit, I really think that might be her!

-Jawanda

"She made a pop album but wants credibilty. No way. I want her backup band to put out some music. They have the poise to keep on going regardless ..."

HEY ASHLEE IF YOU CAN READ THIS

eat shit and die

rememeber this?

"Lucky Magazine: What are your takes on lip-synching?

Ashlee Simpson: I'm totally against it and offended by it."

Master Card

New Nose Job:$13,000 Haircut Like your Sister(but black): $5,000
Watching your singing career bomb in a horrible mess of puke and feces?riceless

Haha the fans revolt!!!

Ashlee Simpon's career is fuck doomed! :lol :lol

Ollie Pooch · Oct 24, 2004

oh god

i actually cringed - that was awful

and then... the jig

WHO THE HELL DOES A FUCKING JIG!

SolidSnakex · Oct 24, 2004

julls said:
oh god

i actually cringed - that was awful and then... the jig

WHO THE HELL DOES A FUCKING JIG!

She said she did the little jig to try to cover up that she wasn't singing..But what about this at the beginning:

Note the double point at the end.

jiggle · Oct 24, 2004

:lol

It just made the CNN news. Pointed out her lip-synching, the dance, and her blaming the band.

Fresh Prince · Oct 24, 2004

:lol

That is all that needs to be said.

pestul · Oct 24, 2004

jiggle said:
:lol

It just made the CNN news. Pointed out her lip-synching, the dance, and her blaming the band.

Now it's really over.. :lol

SolidSnakex · Oct 24, 2004

She's going to be performing on the Radio Music Awards tomorrow night. The crowd reaction should be entertaining.

Ollie Pooch · Oct 24, 2004

SolidSnakex said:
She said she did the little jig to try to cover up that she wasn't singing..But what about this at the beginning:

Note the double point at the end.

that's pretty bad

the only extra touch that would have given this 'best ever' status would be if she did some elaine-style 'little kicks'

"woo! i'll get this party started!"

*tumbleweed*

Trevelyon · Oct 24, 2004

SolidSnakex said:
She's going to be performing on the Radio Music Awards tomorrow night. The crowd reaction should be entertaining.

I wonder if she'll try play it down?! I mean, she has to do something, it's already all over the media. Her credibility (whatever she had to begin with) is sinking fast to the bottom of the bowl & the finger is firmly on the flusher.

It'll take a special sort of damage control to ride out this monumental fuck up.

bogg · Oct 24, 2004

lolol. Poor little girl. I'd still hit it though.

SolidSnakex · Oct 24, 2004

Trevelyon said:
I wonder if she'll try play it down?! I mean, she has to do something, it's already all over the media. Her credibility (whatever she had to begin with) is sinking fast to the bottom of the bowl & the finger is firmly on the flusher.

It'll take a special sort of damage control to ride out this monumental fuck up.

I'm sure she will try to play it down more. She's already tried the band excuse which no one is believing. She can't try to say that her vocals were off that day because she'd already performed a song.

I think the Grammys are happy right now. They didn't have a chance to hand her the Best Artist of the Year awards yet.

SolidSnakex · Oct 24, 2004

http://www.tehfunnies.com/Ashlee_Sax.mpg

Didn't take long at all.

Vormund · Oct 24, 2004

I feel bad for her.

Ok, I'm over it now. LOL

olimario · Oct 24, 2004

SolidSnakex said:
http://www.tehfunnies.com/Ashlee_Sax.mpg

Didn't take long at all.

:lol
No... It didn't take long

SFA_AOK · Oct 24, 2004

When's South Park back? I hope they make fun of this, not that they need to :lol

Maxwell House · Oct 24, 2004

I have seen Britney Spears perform on TV lik 20 times and she lip synced every single one of them. I have yet to ever see her actually sing.

Vgamer · Oct 24, 2004

haha that is hilarious. The band was almost luaghing at her

Cerebral Palsy · Oct 24, 2004

You guys are actually suprised? All of these fucking shitty pop singers lip synch. How do you think Britney dances like mad for 2 hours straight during a concert, and has perfect vocals without ever losing her breath? Ashlee is still waaaaaaay hot though.

GG-Duo · Oct 24, 2004

Cerebral Palsy said:
You guys are actually suprised? All of these fucking shitty pop singers lip synch. How do you think Britney dances like mad for 2 hours straight during a concert, and has perfect vocals without ever losing her breath? Ashlee is still waaaaaaay hot though.

No one is surprised. We're just surprised she was exposed in such a hilarious sequence. I don't think she is hot.

Thanks.

SolidSnakex · Oct 24, 2004

Here's an actual live performance by her:

http://www.radionow931.com/av/audio/billyandmarco/ashlee_nothing_new.mp3

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