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[Stinkles]

but how tall are you

He already explained that his physical size has lost linear binding with his attribute base you dullard.

 

[Byakuya769]

so does this imply that inter-species sex is possible and also able to bear fruits?
(not talking about Ligers and such as they are born infertile)

Red wolves, gray wolves and coyotes all interbreed to success.

 

[jchap]

I wonder which of the four I ate

 

[Host Samurai]

Well they shouldn't have trouble meeting height requirements on Animal Tinder

 

[Kurtofan]

bottle neck evolution

 

[EightBitNate]

Some of the differences were as large or larger than the differences between brown bears and polar bears

Aren't polar bears just brown bears with white fur?

Edit: nvm, polar bears are just black bears with white fur

 

[KKRT00]

 

[Choppasmith]

"Giraffes. Are. AWESOME!"

 

[nocturnalis]

Have you seen giraffes fight? Depending on where it hits you, one good connect will put you in a grave bruh..or it'll kick the soul out of you lol.

They legit fuck each other up. That guy would be so dead.

 

[massoluk]

Well, this retroactively made all the hunters that killed giraffes recently accomplices in killing endangered species?

 

[Jenenser]

Do you think a giraffe could beat my ass using only its huge neck? I bet I could fuck up a giraffe one on one, bro. Fuck giraffes.

they can stomp your head in without any issues, i think u might lose.

 

[User 479360]

Neat

Giraffes are awesome

 

[GaimeGuy]

Do you think a giraffe could beat my ass using only its huge neck? I bet I could fuck up a giraffe one on one, bro. Fuck giraffes.

a giraffe's kick is powerful enough to decapitate an african lion.

Their necks are stronger.

 

[Astral]

a giraffe's kick is powerful enough to decapitate an african lion.

Their necks are stronger.

It always amazes me how ridiculously powerful animals are.

 

[blame space]

how the hell are giraffes not space aliens

 

[blame space]

it's like somebody took a horse in Photoshop and did a hack job with the transform tool.

 

[Binabik15]

a giraffe's kick is powerful enough to decapitate an african lion.

Their necks are stronger.

Sorry, but: Source?

Kill, yes, but to get a human head off with blunt trauma is quite the feat and large cats have monstrous necks and a robust cervical spines to carry massive skulls and withstand the abuse of holding and killing heavier prey.

PS: I really should take that "Medical English" course already, geez.

 

[Friggz]

Sorry, but: Source?

Kill, yes, but to get a human head off with blunt trauma is quite the feat and large cats have monstrous necks and a robust cervical spines to carry massive skulls and withstand the abuse of holding and killing heavier prey.

PS: I really should take that "Medical English" course already, geez.

maybe internal decapitation. where the spine is severed in the neck.

kicking the head clean off would be something else though. lol

 

[Diabelli]

It's almost like saying the same word over and over again when you stare at a picture of a giraffe for a while; they really are fucking weird looking. Same goes for most animals *looks at hands* Oh, God, what am I?!

 

[Heshinsi]

Not only do they look the same to me, the son's of bitches pose the same way too.

 

[BocoDragon]

The giraffe is like if a selfie stick was an animal.

 

[ShooterMcTavish]

Pretty sure there is a video online of a lion getting kicked by a giraffe and dies. It's pretty crazy how strong there legs are.

Same with horses, people have gotten kicked by horses and died moments later. Heard of one story where a guy got kicked by a horse in the chest, falls down and gets up a minute or so later, then falls down again dead

 

[Sai-kun]

what kind of dog is this

 

[Dylan]

Pffft.

We all know that zoologists are just milking it to keep themselves employed.

 

[Count Dookkake]

So much still to learn about the world.

We know necks to nothing.

 

[triplestation]

 

[You Are Viewtiful]

"There are a few visible differences between the species, such as the jagged lines and dark spots on the Masai giraffe and the five hornlike structures on the northern giraffe, but for the most part they look pretty similar. The researchers did not find any examples of hybridization, or cross-mating between the groups in the wild."

 

[waveuponwave]

Giraffes are so fucking weird. Just look at them.

They are. How can an animal survive that looks like it should break all its limbs just attempting to drink water?

 

[Oveja Negra]

I just hope they don't break each other's neck doing that. It'd be horrifying.

If they were gaffers, they would be making a thread: I just broke my neck do I need to go to the doc, halp please!

On topic...

It's indeed fascinating, specially when they say from a genetic point of view some of them are truly different.

 

[Error 404]

Nature is so amazing and beautiful. Too bad there are some out there ensuring that it all goes to hell. Only 90,000 left.

 

[NullPointer]

*Units received*

 

[RareFantasy64]

This is amazing. The way they can swing their necks like that.

 

[Dai Kaiju]

how the hell are giraffes not space aliens

To be fair, I've never heard anyone specifically claim they aren't.

 

[Elitist1945]

Man giraffes are very alien looking now that I think about it.

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

Here's something else for you. Pronghorn often called the American antelope, is not an antelope. They along with Okapi and the Giraffe are members of the Giraffoidea.

As for the 4 different species of Giraffe, here's what you need to know about the definition of the word species....it is indeed really fuzzy because species themselves are fuzzy. Mostly it just refers to a discrete breeding population and if the genetic make up of these giraffes are significantly different from each other, then it indicates they don't really cross breed. You can have two different species be nigh genetically identical and look exactly the same, but if they don't regularly breed with each other, they are classified as different species.

So all those girls who tell me "not if you were the last man on earth" are technically from a different species? Feel much better about myself now.

 

[SeanC]

Long-neck doggos.

 

[nitewulf]

Do you think a giraffe could beat my ass using only its huge neck? I bet I could fuck up a giraffe one on one, bro. Fuck giraffes.

they have killed lions with a kick.

 

[FreeMufasa]

Cutting corners like a CB

 

[Cuburt]

 

[Violet_0]

so does this imply that inter-species sex is possible and also able to bear fruits?
(not talking about Ligers and such as they are born infertile)

one day Giraffe-Man will inherit this planet

 

[DouglasteR]

4 species ?

But there's 5

 

[Troubled Bat]

Do you think a giraffe could beat my ass using only its huge neck? I bet I could fuck up a giraffe one on one, bro. Fuck giraffes.

I think it'd be an even match with your big 'o GAF penis.

 

[op_ivy]

The species concept is so open to interpretation.

 

[exmachina64]

Giraffes battle aura is strong but it does not shimmer, indicating it's presence as ordinary rank. My battle aura shimmers diamond meaning my physical size has lost linear binding with my attribute base. My attributes are beyond immense and my total attribute pool is made up of many pools in different relative phase with each other. I can phase shift these pools in real-time, mid-battle, to adjust my battle topology to favor me in ANY situation, bro.

I'm going to recommend you don't go outside -- at all.

 

[Kittygirl]

Yes.

Those two have to be brothers. God knows mine act like that all the time. Then make up.

Fucking testosterone.

 

[Matticers]

Four species?

 

[Dali]

They all look the same tall to me.

I bet next you're gonna tell me some of your best friends are giraffes.

 

[Alcotholic]

I think this just solidifies that giraffe are my favorite animal.

 

[Guy LeDouche]

bwahahaha

 

[Rimon-hanit]

So how can we use this information to cure cancer. like which of the species should I eat or not eat to gain or avoid cancer. comeon science.

Spoiler

just so it would be clear I'm joking about stuff like this