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[Rabbi_Vole]

My dick is as long as the distance between my wrist and the tip of my middle finger. Knowing this distance has made measuring everyday objects easy when a ruler isn't handy.

Do you use the "my dick" unit of measurement often?

"Bobby, how far should I place my couch from my 60" TV?"

"At least 17 my-dicks."

 

[GrotesqueBeauty]

So below average then.

Are we talking metacritic now? Because Donkey Kong games have a pretty decent average on metacritic. Not that names like Tropical Freeze and March of the Minis inspire confidence.

 

[Coolwhip]

Do you use the "my dick" unit of measurement often?

"Bobby, how far should I place my couch from my 60" TV?"

"At least 17 my-dicks."

Just tattoo a ruler on your thing so you can take it out when an old lady needs help measuring something.

 

[TheChewyWaffles]

Damn, I'm bigger than I thought....by a wide margin.

 

[Caronte]

I'm glad racist stereotypes are alive and well. Do you have any more you'd like to throw out about other minorities?

Well, you've been answered already, so I won't bother.

Thinking your race affects your body is not racism, it's the truth. Like how black people run faster while white people have stronger upper body strenght.

 

[Rabbi_Vole]

Well, you've been answered already, so I won't bother.

Thinking your race affects your body is not racism, it's the truth. Like how black people run faster while white people have stronger upper body strenght.

And Indians have the ability to burrow and Asians, flight.

 

[Bubbavelli]

So where does my eighteen inch dick fall on this graph

 

[Sevarus]

In earnest? I won't bite.

Um... Okay. So if my girlfriend like things bigger, I can go to the store and buy a 10-inch neon pink dong. I'm not limited by my own biology. That was the joke. Talking about synthetic vaginas isn't the point, because she's got a real one and doesn't want anything to do with warm fleshy manly goodness.

 

[terrisus]

So where does my eighteen inch dick fall on this graph

The graph wasn't big enough to contain it.

 

[Red]

Well, you've been answered already, so I won't bother.

Thinking your race affects your body is not racism, it's the truth. Like how black people run faster while white people have stronger upper body strenght.

This is one of the best things I have ever seen and it must be saved for posterity.

 

[Rooth]

Well, you've been answered already, so I won't bother.

Thinking your race affects your body is not racism, it's the truth. Like how black people run faster while white people have stronger upper body strenght.

This is exactly the definition of racism.

 

[LyleLanley]

Well, you've been answered already, so I won't bother.

Thinking your race affects your body is not racism, it's the truth. Like how black people run faster while white people have stronger upper body strenght.

rac·ism
ˈrāˌsizəm
noun

The belief that all members of each race possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, especially so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior to another race or races.

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

Well, you've been answered already, so I won't bother.

Thinking your race affects your body is not racism, it's the truth. Like how black people run faster while white people have stronger upper body strenght.

I am laughing uncontrollably in real life.

 

[Red]

I am laughing at you uncontrollably in real life.

ialayuirl

 

[SmokeMaxX]

ialayuirl

lol9

Stereotypes are dumb. Japanese porn may contribute to the stereotype, but I think it's because they go for the culturally "handsome" guy rather than the guy with the biggest dick (not really sure; not an expert on Japanese porn culture).

I mean everyone knows that Asian guys are all short. That's why Yao Ming was one of the Houston Rocket's best point guards of all time.

 

[ZackieChan]

This is one of the best things I have ever seen and it must be saved for posterity.

The various races are like players in NES Ice Hockey.

 

[GrotesqueBeauty]

Um... Okay. So if my girlfriend like things bigger, I can go to the store and buy a 10-inch neon pink dong. I'm not limited by my own biology. That was the joke. Talking about synthetic vaginas isn't the point, because she's got a real one and doesn't want anything to do with warm fleshy manly goodness.

Interesting logic. That is, you're not limited by biology, but you have to buy at a store. Also, men are capable of buying dildos, and hence it would follow they are not actually any more limited biologically than you. One of my friends is actually a manager of a very successful dildo store, actually. His collection is magnificent. Incidentally, he dates a famous lesbian porn actress, lol.

Anyway, all I was saying is flesh and blood > synthetic. I am glad you can choose from a cornucopia of dongs to suit you and your partner's needs.

 

[Bubbavelli]

Well, you've been answered already, so I won't bother.

Thinking your race affects your body is not racism, it's the truth. Like how black people run faster while white people have stronger upper body strenght.

As a Mexican, I wonder what my sweet mmo ability is

 

[prag16]

Wait, wasn't the mantra always "Six inches is average."??

Or was that cooked up just to try to make people feel bad.

 

[esms]

Well, you've been answered already, so I won't bother.

Thinking your race affects your body is not racism, it's the truth. Like how black people run faster while white people have stronger upper body strenght.

.

 

[YesNOnoNOYes]

Well, you've been answered already, so I won't bother.

Thinking your race affects your body is not racism, it's the truth. Like how black people run faster while white people have stronger upper body strenght.

So... mixed races people are DUAL CLASSES???

UNFAIR!!! I call hax!!!

 

[BraXzy]

It seems kinda off. No way I'm in the top 98%.

 

[terrisus]

ialayuirl

lol9

alol

 

[Makai]

Wait, wasn't the mantra always "Six inches is average."??

Or was that cooked up just to try to make people feel bad.

That would be hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_xnEMAdruc

 

[Suburban_Nooblet]

a chart in centimeters? Seriously... I thought this was Murka?

 

[Phlebas]

Wait, wasn't the mantra always "Six inches is average."??

Or was that cooked up just to try to make people feel bad.

the thing to take away from that its people overestimate their size, as evidenced by this thread

 

[injurai]

Well, you've been answered already, so I won't bother.

Thinking your race affects your body is not racism, it's the truth. Like how black people run faster while white people have stronger upper body strenght.

In every race there are ethnic groups that exemplify certain traits over others. But also diet, nutrition and lifestyle have a huge impact on how people grow.

Just look at average heights of Europeans over the last two centuries.

So... mixed races people are DUAL CLASSES???

UNFAIR!!! I call hax!!!

Ivy League parents hate them.

 

[SmokeMaxX]

Wait, wasn't the mantra always "Six inches is average."??

Or was that cooked up just to try to make people feel bad.

I always figured it was an amazing marketing campaign by brilliant "penis enlargement pills" salesmen to feed off of male insecurities. Well mostly just the "your penis is too small" mindset that males grow up with now, not necessarily six inches being average.

 

[terrisus]

So... mixed races people are DUAL CLASSES???

UNFAIR!!! I call hax!!!

Spoiler

(I always play as Half-Elves in any game where that's a choice)

 

[terrisus]

a chart in centimeters? Seriously... I thought this was Murka?

King's College in London

>.>

 

[nailbombxx]

70th percentile

 

[Fry]

But in every porn I watch guys have huge dicks, are they fabricated

 

[Pandaman]

And Indians have the ability to burrow and Asians, flight.

i'm curious, pick out the racist statements for me.

pacific islanders who eat red meat are at higher risk for heart disease.
kenyans have a high VO2 maximum.
europeans are more likely to be lactose tolerant than any other group.
south east asians are on average shorter than the people of other regions.
europeans are at higher risk for skin cancer.
native americans are at higher risk for alcoholism.
dick size varies by region.

 

[Suburban_Nooblet]

>.>

Ok, that made me laugh

 

[terrisus]

Ok, that made me laugh

And clearly "King's College" is named after:

 

[SmokeMaxX]

i'm curious, pick out the racist statements for me.

pacific islanders who eat red meat are at higher risk for heart disease.
kenyans have a high VO2 maximum.
europeans are more likely to be lactose tolerant than any other group.
south east asians are on average shorter than the people of other regions.
europeans are at higher risk for skin cancer.
native americans are at higher risk for alcoholism.
dick size varies by region.

The ones that we have scientific evidence for are not racist. The ones that are based on pseudoscience (self-reporting and anecdotes- REALLY Neogaf?) and stereotypes are racist. I mean hell the study in the OP even says:

The team found no evidence for penis size differences linked to race, though most of the study participants were of European and Middle Eastern descent and a full comparison could thus not be made.

For those questioning how people can be anti-vaccinations in the face of scientific evidence, well here's your answer. People treasure anecdotal experience over scientific studies.

 

[YesNOnoNOYes]

Spoiler

(I always play as Half-Elves in any game where that's a choice)

terrrrrrrrrrrrrri you are a man after me own heart <3 half-elf representin' too!!

BEST OF BOTH WORLDS. I SAY.

 

[BraXzy]

how does girth work if you have one of these?

With one of those, you take a swing test.

 

[John Kowalski]

what is this half elf crap

get you impure bloodlines out of here

heil elve reinheit

 

[YesNOnoNOYes]

what is this half elf crap

get you impure bloodlines out of here

down with filthy slytherins >:O

 

[injurai]

what is this half elf crap

get you impure bloodlines out of here

mixing cat and shojo blood

 

[terrisus]

terrrrrrrrrrrrrri you are a man after me own heart <3 half-elf representin' too!!

BEST OF BOTH WORLDS. I SAY.

Half-Elf Pals! <3

The awesomeness of an Elf, with some of the extra benefits of a Human.
Makes for good RP, too.

 

[YesNOnoNOYes]

Half-Elf Pals! <3

The awesomeness of an Elf, with some of the extra benefits of a Human.
Makes for good RP, too.

yaaassssssssss \o/

full elf is too stuffy. full human is not fantasy enough. half elf is besssssst best best.

aragorn is half elf <3

 

[terrisus]

yaaassssssssss \o/

full elf is too stuffy. full human is not fantasy enough. half elf is besssssst best best.

aragorn is half elf <3

Half-Elves are indeed sexy <3

 

[John Kowalski]

mixing cat and shojo blood

yes but cat ladies are a gift upon mortals from the goddess herself, half elves are an unholy taint upon the beauty that is elven heritage

ya ain't soling my clan with your human genes no siree

 

[Atraveller]

Feels good man! And I'm Asian.

Just the tip?

Just the tip?

JUST THE TIP?

*avatar quote*

 

[crazy monkey]

if average meant they take sample from around the world and devide it then ya 5 inch seems legit. you have africa, asia, europe , north america and south america. you will average around that. some more some less

 

[terrisus]

if average meant they take sample from around the world and devide it then ya 5 inch seems legit. you have africa, asia, europe , north america and south america. you will average around that. some more some less

crazy monkey
holds a masters in liberal arts

 

[FallingEdge]

Well, you've been answered already, so I won't bother.

Thinking your race affects your body is not racism, it's the truth. Like how black people run faster while white people have stronger upper body strenght.

 

[Vermillion]

Well, you've been answered already, so I won't bother.

Thinking your race affects your body is not racism, it's the truth. Like how black people run faster while white people have stronger upper body strenght.

Actually, black people also have super strength in addition to lightning-fast twitch fibers.