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[Vestal]

Holy fuck what am I watching.

 

[LycanXIII]

That's a lot of characters for just one tweet, Cole.

 

[JavyOO7]

Some of you guys have pretty decent comedic timing. I never not laugh when I hear "X... in 2014". Gets me every time.

 

[gaiadyne]

Swagger had way more heat than this.

He had Zeb and was legit taller then Rusef

 

[MegaKungFuRadio]

Think we all know why America is closing Raw

Swerve, friends.

This or a Henry swerve are the only ways I can imagine walking away from this segment happy.

 

[Data West]

STRONGGGG DEEESSSIIIRREEEEEE

RAGES DEEP WITHIIIIIN

 

[Downhome]

Without thinking about what I was saying, when he first came out I said to my wife "I hope Mark Henry turns Russian soon".

 

[FHIZ]

So I decided just to go through Lana's instagram account than watch this nonsense, and I've got to say, all the comments that take her seriously are hilarious.

 

[blackaroni]

Lana needs to stop visiting Dolph's hair stylist.

 

[HOMEBOY OVER HERE]

feels like no one is trying this raw

 

[plagiarize]

Swagger had way more heat than this.

Henry >>> Swagger

 

[Kacho]

The WWE can't even make a segment that's worth watching these days. It's fucking sad.

 

[truly101]

Ok I know wrestlegaf smarks hate Reigns, but that was a pretty good match. Even the Heyman/Cena/Brock tangle hyped up the title match a bit.....what the fuck is this shit?

 

[KissVibes]

Uhh why doesn't the WWE do more with the midcard and lower card?

*does more with the midcard and lower card; having a midcard storyline close out the show before a PPV*

uhh was is the WWE doing shit with the midcard and lower card?

 

[Professor Beef]

Well, I guess that was technically true. Obama's approval rating isn't really dropping, but whatever.

 

[Plywood]

So I decided just to go through Lana's instagram account than watch this nonsense, and I've got to say, all the comments that take her seriously are hilarious.

Lana and Rusev take the best couple photos too:

 

[LycanXIII]

You know who didn't fail at the Olympic Games, Lana?

 

[Officerrob]

This is awful

 

[gaiadyne]

I wish I spoke propaganda

 

[MegaKungFuRadio]

Oh no. Not our presidential approval ratings.

 

[melonrabbit]

Like someone awesome needs to show up to save this. Like Angle or the Rock. Hell, I'd take Batista.

 

[Data West]

Yall wanna talk about somebody cutting the same promo every week

I wish I was watching this

 

[Ithil]

Well, I guess that was technically true. Obama's approval rating isn't really dropping, but whatever.

That's a Vince line. He doesn't like Obama and has to tell everyone constantly.

 

[The Fronde]

This week's main event...

 

[Dark Ninja]

This is terrible did Lesnar have to go home early to take a shit

 

[Anth0ny]

SHAT AP

 

[blackaroni]

This segment sucks so bad.

 

[KissVibes]

Why was King supporting the Miz but shitting all over the rest of the heels on the roster?

 

[RP912]

This week's main event...

Them guys looks like they having a better time than the crowd on this raw :/

 

[Vestal]

Omg. This is fucking hard to watch.

 

[Rodeo Clown]

This is still better than that Henry and Big Show tag team.

 

[Satch]

that picture of putin again lmao

 

[Plywood]

Someone cut the feed.

 

[blackaroni]

This is almost as bad as Seth's promo.

Thank you for saying Lafayette!!

 

[Ithil]

Why was the Cena/Lesnar segment not the main event? Was the "halftime" gimmick that they didn't even stick to that important?

 

[BMO = GOAT]

Lana and Rusev take the best couple photos too:

Dammit WWE creative! Let Lana put her hair down -_-

 

[HOMEBOY OVER HERE]

vince is going to use this as an excuse never to give priority to a midcard feud on raw ever again

 

[plagiarize]

Why was King supporting the Miz but shitting all over the rest of the heels on the roster?

We don't know. But king stopped sucking hard for a few minutes. Hopefully he'll do it more often.

The commentary on that match was absurd, but I loved it.

 

[Serpentine]

they're both off their promo game, and Lana isn't that great ever

this segment is so heatless, no one's really trying

why is this the main event

why

 

[Professor Beef]

THAT FOLEY POP

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Lana's career is over if this goes another 5 minutes

 

[RP912]

Putin needs to go for the belt and stop doing these vignettes.

 

[Data West]

Mark Henry should never be a happy face.

Ever.

 

[gaiadyne]

This is still better than that Henry and Big Show tag team.

take that back they could have been the most dominant tag team in 2000

 

[Vestal]

Resorting to town naming I your final segment. This is fucking bad.

Omg not the pledge of allegiance.

 

[Officerrob]

You gotta be fucking kidding me

 

[mightynine]

Oh wait, this is in Lafayette, LA? There was never going to be anything close to trying.

I still remember when Baton Rouge got a Raw eons ago and a big point of the show was waiting for a FAX from Austin.

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

Dark main event better be some quality shit or else it should be that entire crowd's duty to ask for refunds en-mass.

 

[KissVibes]

STIFF ASS HOSS FIGHTING.

YEEEHAW!

 

[simplythebest]

Another Black man being dropped by the Super athlete. Is Bill Watts booking this shit?