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[blackaroni]

Bean breath recaps are back?!?!

 

[Alucard]

Just saw the end of the opening segment. LOL. WTF was that? Cena puts Heyman in a headlock and walks him to the back, and then we just go to the commentary team? What is this? Slapstick humour hour?

Gonna watch my boy Y2J face off against Kane and then call it a night.

 

[bean breath]

No it won't. Its like people saying that raw rating last week would be terrible when it actually went up.

Bet people will show up when Ambrose and Bryan and Barrett come back this year.

Bet'cha they won't, bet'cha they won't show. I bet you.

 

[Data West]

Gambling is illegal, Bean Breath

 

[Man God]

Tomorrow is the beginning of the end of TNA. By Wednesday or Thursday we'll have a rough idea what BfG 2014 is like.

 

[UrbanDandy]

So, how was this Raw?

 

[blackaroni]

#FuckIndy

 

[plagiarize]

Bet'cha they won't, bet'cha they won't show. I bet you.

Bryan segments were doing good viewing figures before, and he'll be novel having been off TV for a while. Dean Ambrose was way over, and he will remain so. I love Barrett, but I don't think he's a viewing figure magnet, not yet anyway.

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

So, how was this Raw?

Amazing, in a train wreck sort of way.

 

[bean breath]

Jericho's return has been so dull, why open Raw with him.

Last two WWE stints have been total garbage.

Welcome to the pod of thund'ahh
And rock 'n' ro-o-oolll

The spell you're und-ahh
has been broken by Chris Jericho-ooo

YEAH!

 

[mingoguaya]

Hassan's promos were years ahead of their time. The world wasn't ready for them and i doubt it ever will

I could go for some of those right now . At least they had more of a even purpose rather than "them dang foreigners" angle that's outdated as hell.

I saw Hassan wrestle Jerry Lawler in a PPV in Puerto Rico where Hassan THRASHED the puertorricans because of our second class citizen status. It was amazing!

 

[Alucard]

This Jericho/Kane match is pretty damn good.

 

[strobogo]

#FuckIndy

 

[gaiadyne]

So, how was this Raw?

 

[Anth0ny]

This may be the longest stretch, in recent memory of bad, forgettable Raws.

What has really been accomplished over the past 6 weeks?

GREAT BUILD TO WHAT SHOULD BE A GREAT PPV

EVERYONE IS GOING TO RESUBSCRIBE RIGHT

 

[Data West]

Ryback is supposedly gonna get another monster face push because of Vince when he gets back, right?

That's probably who will beat Rusev.

 

[Alucard]

#FuckIndy

NO, YOU.

 

[plagiarize]

Ryback is supposedly gonna get another monster face push because of Vince when he gets back, right?

That's probably who will beat Rusev.

It's going to be Roman I fear.

 

[bean breath]

G'night GAF!

Goodnight, Mr. Luchador. Looking forward to your updated Lucha mask after Scotland leaves the UK.

 

[Big One]

Just saw the end of the opening segment. LOL. WTF was that? Cena puts Heyman in a headlock and walks him to the back, and then we just go to the commentary team? What is this? Slapstick humour hour?

Gonna watch my boy Y2J face off against Kane and then call it a night.

There's seriously nothing worth watching tonight. It's garbage.

Reigns beats Rollins clean and is having a rematch at Night of Champions.

Mark Henry closes the show with Rusev.

At the beginning of the third hour, Cena pummeled Lesnar with weak punches and "broke his nose."

Also Cena bullied the fuck out of Heyman which got no reaction from the crowd.

 

[Ithil]

So, how was this Raw?

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

Ryback is supposedly gonna get another monster face push because of Vince when he gets back, right?

That's probably who will beat Rusev.

That assumes that they can resist the urge to just flat-out feed him to Cena.

Spoiler

Cena vs. Rusev will be our Survivor Series main event.

 

[bean breath]

GGG still has a six pack!

Yeah, he must be on Nutrisystem.

 

[KissVibes]

Ryback is supposedly gonna get another monster face push because of Vince when he gets back, right?

That's probably who will beat Rusev.

But...what will become of my Rybaxel? They're the cutest tag team.

 

[Vylash]

Ryback is supposedly gonna get another monster face push because of Vince when he gets back, right?

That's probably who will beat Rusev.

wait really?

 

[Alucard]

There's seriously nothing worth watching tonight. It's garbage.

Reigns beats Rollins clean and is having a rematch at Night of Champions.

Mark Henry closes the show with Rusev.

At the beginning of the third hour, Cena pummeled Lesnar with weak punches and "broke his nose."

Also Cena bullied the fuck out of Heyman which got no reaction from the crowd.

I dunno, I really enjoyed the Kane/Jericho match I just saw. 3 stars, baby. They actually had a story with the turnbuckle, and it played into the finish. Good stuff.

I've watched almost every match Jericho's had during this run, and I've enjoyed almost all of them minus the first meeting against Wyatt.

 

[blackaroni]

So, how was this Raw?

NO, YOU.

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Wasn't talking about Indy wrestling...initially. I was talking about the Colts.

 

[bean breath]

Great backstage interview with Reigns, ball up that fist big man!

Believe tha-a-a-a-aaaaa-aaaaat!

 

[Penguin]

I almost fear the WWE will give Cena back the title and have him feud with Rusev.

 

[Alucard]

Yeezus, okay, good. Phew. You're excused.

 

[Toki767]

I almost fear the WWE will give Cena back the title and have him feud with Rusev.

He doesn't need the title to feud with Rusev when they made this silly thing the last segment of the go home show to a PPV.

 

[gaiadyne]

Great backstage interview with Reigns, ball up that fist big man!

Believe tha-a-a-a-aaaaa-aaaaat!

I could barely here anything he was saying in that promo

 

[Alucard]

Ya'll could be watching ROH and reveling in the thick hotness of Seleziya.

Spoiler

Jay Lethal is PACKING.

 

[bean breath]

Roman, Seth hit you with about a thousand chair shots a few months ago, but you just now care about it. Why is that.

Because he serves up revenge cold and oh-











































-so slow.

Believe that.

 

[lovely ladies]

Wasn't talking about Indy wrestling...initially. I was talking about the Colts.

indieanapolis colts, flippy andrew luck and his red zone interception

 

[Alucard]

All right, shower time. Enjoy Seleziya.

 

[bean breath]

Even his promo says he's only going to do punches in his match.

This isn't figure skating, pal. It doesn't matter whether you win by an inch or mile, winning is winning. I bet Seth has all his flashy moves planned out in advance but just like my man Roman says, "everyone's got a plan, until they get punched in the mouth".

Believe that.

 

[Perspicacity]

Thanks for keeping these jokers honest bean breath

 

[Serpentine]

Seleziya is 1. bangin' and 2. probably able to shoot beat up half the dudes in ROH

 

[bean breath]

Bo's career is already over

Yeah, thanks to Daniel Bryan and his inability to cut a promo on an opponent without ruining their character.

 

[slightconfuse]

Decided to watch PWG and blacklist tonight. James spader is awesome

Not really excited for night of champions at all

 

[bean breath]

omg AJ and Bellas YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!!

Don't forget Paige. Her autographed and match-worn merch commands thousands at auction.

 

[Data West]

But...what will become of my Rybaxel? They're the cutest tag team.

The Big Guy has to spread his wings and fly. Again.

 

[LoserMakesGood]

watching raw and the commentary for Ziggler and R-ziggler vs. Miz and Damien Mizdow is fucking killing me. IT'S KILLING ME

 

[bean breath]

Anything remotely interesting happen in the first hour?

-John Cena trapped Paul Heyman in his dressing room until he can produce Lesnar, with Khali standing guard, in a very comical segment. Further signifying that Cena is becoming the man he needs to be when he proclaimed that he doesn't intend to beat Brock Lesnar but rather beat Brock Lesnar's a**

- Roman Reigns cut a great backstage interview.

- That's it.

 

[bean breath]

So I tune into Raw because I wanted to take a Destiny break, and it's a Diva segment.

sigh

It's not clear to me which of these two things is suppose to be worse.

 

[bean breath]

Why are we supposed to care about skipping?

Textbook ring psychology, pal. Sad to say I'm not surprised it flew over your heads judging from the Superstars you guys like.

 

[gaiadyne]

It's not clear to me which of these two things is suppose to be worse.

but but but the Bella's almost had a confrontation that must be worth something right

 

[Alucard]

Seleziya is 1. bangin' and 2. probably able to shoot beat up half the dudes in ROH

You're probably right. It's amazing to me how short most of the roster is. When I met them in person, it was just weird to sort of tower over Adam Cole and AJ Styles.

Decided to watch PWG and blacklist tonight. James spader is awesome

Not really excited for night of champions at all

Yeah, I don't really care about it either. Looks like a one-match show, although I'm always up for a Jericho match. And who knows, maybe Reigns and Rollins will surprise us.

Oh, what was the stupid Divas shit from tonight? Didn't watch that yet. Stopped after Jericho/Kane.

 

[bean breath]

i miss anything in this first hour?

-Funny Cena, Heyman, and Khali segment
-Excellent Roman Reigns backstage interview

Seek these out if you can

not a single thing has happened

Yeah, OK pal.