blackaroni
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Jericho has a match at NoC? I thought he was only hosting the pre-show.
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September Wrasslin' |OT| Almost Brings a tear to my eye
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Double Duty Man
bean breath
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Why would you group these three Superstars together in particular?
Most versatile man in pro wrestling, bro. Best in the world...at what, he has no idea.
and they are still testing it out at house shows not sure if they will be heel or face
I actually laughed out loud reading this
bean breath
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All I can think when I read this is that Seth Rollins promo
bean breath
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What criteria does Wrangler look for in an athlete to be a spokesman for their jeans commercials?
A nice ass
bean breath
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That's odd, I was munching on Chicken McNuggets during Jericho vs. Kane. Great minds think alike.
bean breath
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Giant Swing feint into double foot stomp. Brilliant tactic.
bean breath
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Huh?
bean breath
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A champion has a rematch clause when they lose their titles, you diseased rhinoceros pizzle.
Since you're incapable of following simple wrestling storylines, I'll clue you in: John Cena has to abandon his code of ethics (hustle, loyalty, respect) in order to become the man he needs to be to not beat Brock Lesnar but beat Brock Lesnar's a** as he alluded to weeks ago, you knuckledragging simpleton.
Yes, everyone has to conform to your gender roles, you pathetic cis scum.
Do yourself a favor and stick you to your simple Japanese wrestling children's shows.
LEGITSHOOK.COM PRESENTS
WCW Monday Nitro 2/11/96
A garbage show to follow up a garbage PPV. This might actually be the single worst Nitro up to this point. If there is a highlight, it is that Arn pinned Hogan. However, Hulk dominated the match, at one point had Arn giving up to the figure four while he had Ric Flair pinned in a small package, and then popped up right after the match and beat Arn and Flair up again. Liz got to make her "Why I turned heel" speech, gets completely lost half way through, freezes up, starts laughing, and Ric was about to take over while she tried to remember. Loch Ness botches his first move. Konnan botches all of his moves.
Konnan, doing a great job of trying to catch his opponent:
WCW Monday Nitro 2/11/96
- Hugh Morrus vs Randy Savage
- Scotty Riggs vs Loch Ness
- Devon Storm vs Konnan WCW US Championship
- Arn Anderson vs Hulk Hogan
A garbage show to follow up a garbage PPV. This might actually be the single worst Nitro up to this point. If there is a highlight, it is that Arn pinned Hogan. However, Hulk dominated the match, at one point had Arn giving up to the figure four while he had Ric Flair pinned in a small package, and then popped up right after the match and beat Arn and Flair up again. Liz got to make her "Why I turned heel" speech, gets completely lost half way through, freezes up, starts laughing, and Ric was about to take over while she tried to remember. Loch Ness botches his first move. Konnan botches all of his moves.
Konnan, doing a great job of trying to catch his opponent:
HOMEBOY OVER HERE
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according to wwe logic that means nothing. they will probably have kane help rollins at the ppv and then bring ambrose back out.
Rafa=FedKilla
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Where to buy DGUSA and EVOLVE DVDs? Their respective websites don't have anything up from this year. Lol.
Liquidsnake
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All right, shower time. Enjoy Seleziya.
Yummy.
HOMEBOY OVER HERE
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roid life this is basic druganomics
HOMEBOY OVER HERE
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really have no clue (nor care) which way lesnar/cena will go but I'm thinking it will go towards cena since he usually wins big matches and in the past has won rematches of big matches he has lost
bean breath
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Brock Lesnar will win by disqualification after John Cena beats the living s**** out of him.
Serpentine
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noelle and becky straight killin the raw livetweet game
Can someone explain to me what I'm supposed to be understanding with this AJ/Paige feud?
I mean, usually story angles aren't great but I at least know what they are trying to go for even if it's executed poorly. But with AJ and Paige I don't really get what they're trying to do with the mimicry and sarcastic respect stuff.
I mean, usually story angles aren't great but I at least know what they are trying to go for even if it's executed poorly. But with AJ and Paige I don't really get what they're trying to do with the mimicry and sarcastic respect stuff.
#frenemies
Are they not repeating the words "mind games" enough for you?
Perhaps Cole and JBL should mention it 10 times per sentence instead of 8. :lol
Always.
Watch NXT and ppvs. Rinse and repeat. Makes WWE so much better.
PHOENIXZERO
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WWE fucked up Hassan because Vince has been going senile since the early part of the last decade.
FFS!
Bully Cena?
Heyman's shell phone with a sticker screen?
Total Divas injecting a lethal dose of poison into the women's division? BRIE MODE! At least she'll cause Nikki the win but then that'll result in a fatal four way where Brie will probably fucking win.
Bully Cena part 2?
Cameron/Naomi's -4 star classic? At the very least I'm going give her the benefit of the doubt on that pin because it seems like it was intended and a reference to another match. Still stupid and makes you look like an incompetent idiot. Too many goddamn people have submissions these days. EDIT: Or not, maybe I dreamed that shit up and then it came true, goddammit. EDIT2: Nope Taryn Terrell story from Evan Bourne so I wasn't imagining it.
Borderline Racist Rollins? So what if he's not black? Of course, this is the company that called Mark Henry the "Silverback".
Giving away a PPV match with no build up and then having it end clean with the face winning? What is this? WCW?! Who the fuck is booking this shit? It should be embarrassing that the guy they're trying to push as a "power" or "muscle" guy it shown up while never doing anything remotely impressive in terms of feats of strength.
I skipped the end because USA/RUSSIA! WOOO! Vince's dementia has him thinking he's back in 1984!
Since we're going back to the 80s, I'll quote Sam Kinison.
AHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
FFS!
Bully Cena?
Heyman's shell phone with a sticker screen?
Total Divas injecting a lethal dose of poison into the women's division? BRIE MODE! At least she'll cause Nikki the win but then that'll result in a fatal four way where Brie will probably fucking win.
Bully Cena part 2?
Cameron/Naomi's -4 star classic? At the very least I'm going give her the benefit of the doubt on that pin because it seems like it was intended and a reference to another match. Still stupid and makes you look like an incompetent idiot. Too many goddamn people have submissions these days. EDIT: Or not, maybe I dreamed that shit up and then it came true, goddammit. EDIT2: Nope Taryn Terrell story from Evan Bourne so I wasn't imagining it.
Borderline Racist Rollins? So what if he's not black? Of course, this is the company that called Mark Henry the "Silverback".
Giving away a PPV match with no build up and then having it end clean with the face winning? What is this? WCW?! Who the fuck is booking this shit? It should be embarrassing that the guy they're trying to push as a "power" or "muscle" guy it shown up while never doing anything remotely impressive in terms of feats of strength.
I skipped the end because USA/RUSSIA! WOOO! Vince's dementia has him thinking he's back in 1984!
Since we're going back to the 80s, I'll quote Sam Kinison.
AHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
PHOENIXZERO
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Well shit, I forgot to add how Ambrose looks more like a chump than Rollins but hey, Vince wants Roman to be "the guy".
I'm not sure he ever said anything actually funny and he was grating but that's besides the point.
I'm not sure he ever said anything actually funny and he was grating but that's besides the point.
Professor Beef
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I wouldn't say WWE fucked up Hassan. More like a bad IRL coincidence + WWE not wanting to alienate an entire network and audience.
At least Dice was a character and intentionally offensive. Kinison was just an unfunny asshole who said awful things and got away with it because he screamed them.
Liu Kang Baking A Pie
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One of the worst Raws of the modern era.
ItAintEasyBeinCheesy
it's 4th of July in my asshole
Ya'll could be watching ROH and reveling in the thick hotness of Seleziya.
Jay Lethal is PACKING.
Why are her guns and her canons so pixelated?. Is this JAV?
Liu Kang Baking A Pie
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Reading the reactions to Seth's promo.
It was a terrible promo, but he did fine. They script literally every word they say now. The gorilla act and lines were written for him to say and act out exactly like that. Go check out any of the leaked scripts.
It was a terrible promo, but he did fine. They script literally every word they say now. The gorilla act and lines were written for him to say and act out exactly like that. Go check out any of the leaked scripts.
There's only one true Real American, who hasn't let America down against the commies...
That fucker failed us!
Yeah! Go Mojo Rawley!There's only one true Real American, who hasn't let America down against the commies...
I'm always worried when I compare the two...
Question: does Silas Young have the best moustache in wrestling today?
I know he's injured, but it still counts
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