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[Verendus]

That's right, that's the man.

Our saviour in these dark times. The only thing worth watching in the WWE.

 

[Sephzilla]

Triple H's real prime is now, honestly.

you cant see him, his prime is now?

 

[Pavaloo]

your prime is up, my prime is now?

 

[Verendus]

How soon everyone has forgotten those Lesnar matches. But then, every year is a reset.

 

[XenoRaven]

Great Khali is a better wrestler than Minoru Suzuki. It's official, PWI said so.

 

[UrbanDandy]

Despite Cena's lust for souls, wouldn't he be a cyborg?

He'd be a Prototype?

 

[DMczaf]

The best Triple H theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyUeRXYBYIg

I wish he would do one more entrance with this before it's all over.

 

[simplythebest]

What a tub of lard

 

[Deleted member 47027]

How many more years until Steen's physique is fixed and he's allowed to debut? 2?

 

[Carnby]

Brock Lesnar = Shao Khan

John Cena = Shang Tsung

Miz = Johnny Cage

I'd say Cena is more like Jax.

 

[Caspel]

Nice, I see my friend Tweeting from the performance center right now.

 

[Alucard]

How does Tyson Kidd put up with this?

LOL. They're both pretty incompatible in this clip.

 

[Caspel]

LOL. They're both pretty incompatible in this clip.

Great acting on TJ's behalf. Natty needs to step up her acting though.

 

[UrbanDandy]

I liked how they have the whole interview on WWE.com about how they're redefining what it means in WWE to be from a foreign country. They may be Canadian, Japanese or Irish but you won't see them waving their flags......

KENTA's WWE name? Hideo Itomi

Devitt's WWE name? Finn Baylor.

They may not wave the flag, but those are some stereotypical names.

Kevin Steen's WWE name will be Derek Higgins.

Ah WWE, a company standard in ethnic relations.

I really hate their habit of renaming established people when they sign with WWE.

Not surprising.

 

[British Monsoon]

How many more years until Steen's physique is fixed and he's allowed to debut? 2?

I doubt they hired a 30 year guy old with that sort of frame expecting him to "fix" his physique.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I doubt they hired a 30 year guy old with that sort of frame expecting him to "fix" his physique.

Yeah, that's a shame. He's not even 6' so I think he'll have some challenges. :/

 

[UrbanDandy]

This would make a good b-movie

 

[Data West]

1981 got a real John Denver look.

 

[jmdajr]

Real talk: Triple H wasn't that good in his "prime".

 

[Sephzilla]

Right click - Save

Triple H has, however, always been a master of gifs.

 

[Omega]

wrasslin really does provide the best gifs.

 

[UrbanDandy]

Even though I have Levesque for what he's become now, I admit it, he was good in his prime.

 

[Data West]

wrasslin really does provide the best gifs.

 

[slightconfuse]

Sounds like Micky James and Magnus got married today

 

[Jimmy King]

I had the weirdest fucking moment in a dream last night where for some reason WWE was having a contest between the wrestlers to replicate Triple H's entrance the best and I guess whoever won would get something. So Dolph Ziggler came out and did his best impression, and like, in the crowd Bob Holly was cheering him on and replicating the motions with him as if he was watching his daughter do a dance routine or some shit.

 

[DMczaf]

Sounds like Micky James and Magnus got married today

 

[Singularity42]

I don't understand the issue with Steen's body. Bray Wyatt is a fatty and WAS doing just fine. In the history of pro wrestling there has been plenty of fat guys that get over or are great workers. Steen looks a hell of a lot better than he did even a year ago.

The future is fat guys and skinny/smaller guys. The bodybuilders are being phased out there will continue to be fewer and fewer as the years go.

Unless steroids and hgh become legal then it will be nothing but monsters with short lifespans again because few people's bodies can handle getting that big. Doesn't help that guys don't use these drugs in moderation they go over board and it ends up killing them.

 

[Omega]

key words.

Bray is fat, and was doing fine

there's a reason the former is present tense and the latter is past tense

 

[strobogo]

I don't understand the issue with Steen's body. Bray Wyatt is a fatty and WAS doing just fine. In the history of pro wrestling there has been plenty of fat guys that get over or are great workers. Steen looks a hell of a lot better than he did even a year ago.

The future is fat guys and skinny/smaller guys. The bodybuilders are being phased out there will continue to be fewer and fewer as the years go.

Unless steroids and hgh become legal then it will be nothing but monsters with short lifespans again because few people's bodies can handle getting that big. Doesn't help that guys don't use these drugs in moderation they go over board and it ends up killing them.

Bray is a different kind of fatty and also a good 3-4 inches taller. Bray is football player fat (because he was a football player). Steen is more drank a bunch and ate a lot of burgers fat.

 

[Sephzilla]

key words.

Bray is fat, and was doing fine

there's a reason the former is present tense and the latter is past tense

The former has nothing to do with the latter though.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Bray was given plenty of chances, he just couldn't keep up with the big boys. Very unfortunate.

 

[Omega]

The former has nothing to do with the latter though.

i disagree.

i think he got fed to cena because he's a fatty

we all know vince needs muscles.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

Even though I have Levesque for what he's become now, I admit it, he was good in his prime.

This is his prime. Triple H is better for business right now than he ever has been. He's putting in his best work in front of and behind the camera. I'm not even kidding.

 

[Data West]

i disagree.

i think he got fed to cena because he's a fatty

we all know vince needs muscles.

And yet we sit on the precipice of another Big Show push

 

[Omega]

And yet we sit on the precipice of another Big Show push

iron clad contract man

plus he's 7 foot

why do you think mark henry is the ultimate jobber now?

 

[UrbanDandy]

iron clad contract man

plus he's 7 foot

why do you think mark henry is the ultimate jobber now?

Was his jobbing worse now, or during the attitude era?

 

[Sid]

The best Triple H theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyUeRXYBYIg

I wish he would do one more entrance with this before it's all over.

Yup,preferably with his long hairs and Steph if she can pull this off.

 

[Omega]

worse now.

there's no one in WWE. i actually kind of liked heel mark two years ago. then i guess someone told Vince that Mark is fat now and is no longer the world's strongest man so now he jobs to the people that will job to Cena.

 

[Data West]

How do you explain all the muscular jobbers then?

 

[BronsonLee]

I had the weirdest fucking moment in a dream last night where for some reason WWE was having a contest between the wrestlers to replicate Triple H's entrance the best and I guess whoever won would get something. So Dolph Ziggler came out and did his best impression, and like, in the crowd Bob Holly was cheering him on and replicating the motions with him as if he was watching his daughter do a dance routine or some shit.

...What the hell

 

[Omega]

Big E - black
Cesaro - foreign
Otunga - black (is he even a wrestler anymore? i thought he was a lawyer for them or something)
Fandango - i can't. just Creative being Creative
R-truth - black
Sheamus - foreign
Titus - black
Xavier woods - black

 

[Data West]

So many wrestler tattoos I could post in that worst tattoos thread. Punk, Steiner, Rene Dupree(this is probably the worst), Lesnar, AJ

 

[UrbanDandy]

Big E - black
Cesaro - foreign
Otunga - black (is he even a wrestler anymore? i thought he was a lawyer for them or something)
Fandango - i can't. just Creative being Creative
R-truth - black
Sheamus - foreign
Titus - black
Xavier woods - black

Yep, there's a pattern here.

 

[Plywood]

Big E - black
Cesaro - foreign
Otunga - black (is he even a wrestler anymore? i thought he was a lawyer for them or something)
Fandango - i can't. just Creative being Creative
R-truth - black
Sheamus - foreign
Titus - black
Xavier woods - black

I can't handle all this truth.

So many wrestler tattoos I could post in that worst tattoos thread. Punk, Steiner, Rene Dupree(this is probably the worst), Lesnar, AJ

Do it.

 

[Arrowgigantic]

 

[Sephzilla]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/ddc1caad00815f5fd0fca7ab4ea5e9d0/tumblr_ncdburREht1qauauto1_500.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

this is the next logical step

 

[Serpentine]

Rene Dupree seriously has the worst tats

I had the weirdest fucking moment in a dream last night where for some reason WWE was having a contest between the wrestlers to replicate Triple H's entrance the best and I guess whoever won would get something. So Dolph Ziggler came out and did his best impression, and like, in the crowd Bob Holly was cheering him on and replicating the motions with him as if he was watching his daughter do a dance routine or some shit.

wha

 

[Omega]

Rene Dupree seriously has the worst tats



wha

what the

who let him do this? he needs better friends.

easily the worst tats of all time. not even those incorrectly spelled words, someone's name/face are worse.

 

[Data West]

what the

who let him do this? he needs better friends.

He's a drug addict who ran off pretty much all his close friends.

He let himself do it.

 

[Alucard]

...What the hell

Too much indie rock for Titus.