billy beane
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The other half was burned in the fire.
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September Wrasslin' |OT| because Triple H is good for business
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Triple Da G.O.D!
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After watching the above...
I gotta find some situation to use this.
You're earning all that MONEY, MONEY, YEAH YEAH they're paying you JTG!
Because WRESTLING IS FAKE!!!!!!1
No, he was. The idea was that he actually was burned in a fire (that's why he has the messed up eye, no eyebrows, and lack of hair). It's just that the fire didn't produce horrendous scars on his face, but he was in a fire.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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Kane looks like Trevor here.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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Oh shit, you got that event too? Best part of the game so far, haha. I kept tailing my scooter brother for like 5 minutes
before I offed him with a sawed-off shotgun.
Snowman Prophet of Doom
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#threadtitles
October Wrasslin' |OT| Presented by FRUITY, DELICIOUS, FRUITY, FRUITY, DELICIOUS, FRUITY Doritos Jacked
October Wrasslin' |OT| Presented by FRUITY, DELICIOUS, FRUITY, FRUITY, DELICIOUS, FRUITY Doritos Jacked
Wouldnt be the first time!
Snowman Prophet of Doom
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#threadtitles
October Wrasslin' |OT| "Dilph Zoggler is in the Impact Zone!"
October Wrasslin' |OT| Chocolate Briefcases, Heyman Faces, Dragon Chases, Goodness Gracious
October Wrasslin' |OT| Two PPVs, One Cup
October Wrasslin' |OT| "Dilph Zoggler is in the Impact Zone!"
October Wrasslin' |OT| Chocolate Briefcases, Heyman Faces, Dragon Chases, Goodness Gracious
October Wrasslin' |OT| Two PPVs, One Cup
BronsonLee
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Oh COME ON man, the name of the PPV is even Battleground!
Also more 24/7 Hardcore Title Defenses:
http://instagram.com/p/ek_Jy4Mxgq/
GODDAMNIT THERE'S LIGHT TUBES NOW
LOL WWE.com actually acknowledged "lobster head" and "too many limes"
http://www.wwe.com/classics/classic-lists/the-50-greatest-entrance-themes-ever/page-16
http://www.wwe.com/classics/classic-lists/the-50-greatest-entrance-themes-ever/page-16
CrunchinJelly
formerly cjelly
No Val Venis or My Time?
Both are listed under Jim Johnston's favorite tracks. In fact, HHH was a whole category since he's had 200 theme songs.
We don't miss-hear the lyrics.....it's what they sound like.
Also....still MOTY in my book:
Olé
I had wondered where the gif originated from, but now I wonder how I had so completely forgotten or just ignored Too Cool despite nostalgia telling me I enjoyed them back in the day. I guess I was fooled by the loud reaction they got plus Rikishi and tricking myself I liked them, without actually caring all that much.
Hmm, now that I think about it I can't even remember an actual match they had.Rikish sure, he did it for the Rock. Did they ever have a meaningful feud with anyone beyond the standard rotation of "guess you are up" for the Tag Team championships?
I had wondered where the gif originated from, but now I wonder how I had so completely forgotten or just ignored Too Cool despite nostalgia telling me I enjoyed them back in the day. I guess I was fooled by the loud reaction they got plus Rikishi and tricking myself I liked them, without actually caring all that much.
Hmm, now that I think about it I can't even remember an actual match they had.Rikish sure, he did it for the Rock. Did they ever have a meaningful feud with anyone beyond the standard rotation of "guess you are up" for the Tag Team championships?
FallingEdge
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I was a huge Rikishi/Too Cool mark back in the day. Rikishi was one of my favs.
Nocturnowl
Member
This was a pretty solid list outside of some key missing tracks, I don't care how classic Taker's funeral dirge like theme is, his ministry theme is the greatest of all.
But then I see that they included Steve Blackman's theme and that makes me more forgiving.
PhantomZone
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A more hilarious entrance was giving Kane the Fred Durst entrance moves from Smackdown: Just Bring It....... hilarious!
The AJ/Dixie promo is so lame. It's such a clear attempt to ape Summer of Punk. Shameless even. It is actually embarrassing.
Wrestler has a contract that has expired/is expiring
Said wrestler has a title shot
Said wrestler conducts a SHOOT promo on how clueless the boss is
Said wrestler mentions other wrestlers that have been fired
Boss cuts the mic and ends the show
Dixie going heel was pretty strange. Unless she wasn't going heel and was instead actually directing her promo towards DA SHEET WRITERS. OBSERVE THIS, brother.
Wrestler has a contract that has expired/is expiring
Said wrestler has a title shot
Said wrestler conducts a SHOOT promo on how clueless the boss is
Said wrestler mentions other wrestlers that have been fired
Boss cuts the mic and ends the show
Dixie going heel was pretty strange. Unless she wasn't going heel and was instead actually directing her promo towards DA SHEET WRITERS. OBSERVE THIS, brother.
British Monsoon
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Gedo teaches Okada how to tie a bandanna;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5komTsjKPg
Also, here's a fun match from a few months back, two big, burly Japanese dudes beat the shit out of each other in the finals of Big Japan's Strong Style Rising tournament;
Yuji Okabayashi vs Ryuichi Kawakami - (BJW 06/05/13)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5komTsjKPg
Also, here's a fun match from a few months back, two big, burly Japanese dudes beat the shit out of each other in the finals of Big Japan's Strong Style Rising tournament;
Yuji Okabayashi vs Ryuichi Kawakami - (BJW 06/05/13)
bean breath
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Before you got here, when you were selling meat out of a truck in Minneapolis, I was running this thread, toolbox.
Show me the proper respect!
I think I've figured it out: Nakamura isn't an eccentric coke head, he's just a big mark for Tourette Syndrome Goldust.
I've never been to Minneapolis, I've never sold meat, and I've never driven a truck.
I've never been to Minneapolis, I've never sold meat, and I've never driven a truck.
British Monsoon
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Got a few episodes of WWF Maple Leaf Wrestling from 1984, the first one has a weird match between Paul Orndorff and some Canadian jobber named Joe Marcus - things start badly when Marcus takes a shitty bump off a shoulder block and then ridiculously over-sells/phantom sells for Orndorff's stomps. Paul kicks him in the back of the head hard and throws him head-first through the ropes, which the ref tries to stop but Paul kicks him away, visibly upset. Marcus struggles back in the ring then Orndorff just fucking suplexes him into the ropes before hitting a nasty knee drop off the top and his piledriver for the win;
Bob Orton also fucked up some jobber with a nasty single-leg dropkick;
Bob Orton also fucked up some jobber with a nasty single-leg dropkick;
Jeff Albertson
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The absolute worst thing about sitting front row at local events is the taintage
Dave Mastiff taint is hard to forget
Dixie should name Hogan as the COO instead of GM. Phil Costa can force him out.
" I love you, Brotherpopjackdude"
They already did that angle.....
That girl smiling on the side during that really disturbing segment cracks me up every time.
BronsonLee
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Got a few episodes of WWF Maple Leaf Wrestling from 1984, the first one has a weird match between Paul Orndorff and some Canadian jobber named Joe Marcus - things start badly when Marcus takes a shitty bump off a shoulder block and then ridiculously over-sells/phantom sells for Orndorff's stomps. Paul kicks him in the back of the head hard and throws him head-first through the ropes, which the ref tries to stop but Paul kicks him away, visibly upset. Marcus struggles back in the ring then Orndorff just fucking suplexes him into the ropes before hitting a nasty knee drop off the top and his piledriver for the win;
Bob Orton also fucked up some jobber with a nasty single-leg dropkick;
OH GOD THAT FIRST GIF
Sweet Jesus, goddamnit Orndorff
They already did that angle.....
That girl smiling on the side during that really disturbing segment cracks me up every time.
She's like "Oh you guys!"
They already did that angle.....
That girl smiling on the side during that really disturbing segment cracks me up every time.
DO THE SPOT OVER GOD DAMN IT!!!
Orndorff was a bit of a bully in the ring. A lot of the bigger name guys clearly had no regard for their jobbers, which is shitty, but Paul seemed to really try to hurt guys fairly often. Even in his WCW days. He was just a mean guy all around and he only got worse after his arm injury.
BronsonLee
Member
To be honest, if something tragic or terrible happens to someone in the wrestling business, I just assume it's karma finally coming back to get them
Lambda Pie
Banned
i love how stiff folks were on jobbers back then. added to the whole "shit, don't mess with this guy" aura that no one has nowdays outside of Lesnar.
BronsonLee
Member
To be blunt though, that shit is extremely dangerous and shouldn't be done at all. That's lawsuit city, no matter how cute they want to get about it. That suplex into the ropes? That's ALL on Orndorff. Not like the crazy Triple H spike pedigree where it's clearly on that dude taking the bump wrong.
Even fucking Finlay doesn't pull this shit. His deal was going through a certain opening sequence -very- quickly, and if you kept up and didn't screw up, he'd keep it normal and give you some offense. Botch that and screw up other stuff, though? You're going to have a bad time, but in terms of stretching and shit.
He's got more important things to do.
Like get his thumb burnt by oil and take pictures with fans at the local grocery store.
Brother.
he is much man