Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
I would be vaguely surprised if Finn Balor isn't around to crawl around the floor of Cowboys Stadium
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September Wrasslin |OT| The one night a year when every table will be on the line
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I would be vaguely surprised if Finn Balor isn't around to crawl around the floor of Cowboys Stadium
Jimmy King
Member
I actually requested tits but it was seemingly not allowed.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Brock kinda grosses me out when he wrestles. He sweats profusely, blades and gets away with it and drools all over the place. And his suplexes are mostly just him throwing the other guy across the ring as far as he can as opposed to actually performing a suplex.
I actually like that. It's part of the character.
He's basically a monster with unmatched strength, and he does that very well.
ThreePiMatt
Member
Yeah. It's great, isn't it?
Sibersk Esto
Banned
Question: why did new day/dudleys end in a dq instead of new day cheating to win?
Keep the feud going.
He does explode in sweat more than any other human being I've ever seen but I think it all works.
He's a man entirely dedicated to fighting and hurting. He doesn't care how he looks doing it, he doesn't care about the spit and the blood (I think he cuts easily?) and sweat or the fact he has a dick on his chest. He just cares about putting his opponent down. He doesn't need fancy shit, he's such a genetic marvel he can just toss people over his head and that's better than a superplex into a falcon arrow followed by a frog splash. Because people sell for him and his intensity is off the charts.
Sibersk Esto
Banned
That's why you make it a dirty win. Dudleys still have a reason to fight again.
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Deleted member 47027
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Finally, they're going to reunite.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
The actual problem I have with Brock is that nobody can credibly beat him because he's booked as invincible.
Oh wait, that's not Brock's fault, its everyone else being a huge chump
Except for wrestling Jesus, Cena*
*i witnessed Brock look like a chump in Chicago so I have seen it with my own eyes
I don't know. For someone who doesn't show up weekly, I don't think that's a huge problem. Makes him seem like a bigger deal and it makes his shows feel special. First time I've felt that way about a WWE wrestler since Andre in the early 80s.
Ninja Scooter
Member
finally got around to watching some episodes of Swerved last night....even prank shows are a work in the world of WWE?
Jimmy King
Member
In a perfect post-Mania XXX world I would have liked to see Bryan be the one to slay the dragon - their monster heel vs. the most over face - but now? Even as a huge Bryan mark, no. Still want a match between them but Bryan has no business winning.
Arrowgigantic
Member
Man, I hope he gets well enough to make his return soon.
Sibersk Esto
Banned
Man Vince has always loved the outta nowhere finisher.
That's the thing. They'll use him to try and build a legendary face. They're just waiting for an acceptable wrestler to push.
Yes, it was pretty meh.
avengers23
Banned
Paige didn't get to go full chav and unleash shit that would have made Christy Hemme blush, so, yes.
You're a kind man.
Barrage
Member
Daniel Bryan is not buyable against Lesnar with the amount of mainstream attention Lesnar gets.
You can't have Bryan on SportsCentre talking to anchors who are six inches taller than him about how he's gonna beat Lesnar. It would look silly.
Do I think the match would be excellent? Of course. And any other month it would work. But in April, against Lesnar, it wouldn't.
Roman or Rock are the only choices for texas.
(I also hope they do a Lesnar-Orton match before either of them retire.)
You can't have Bryan on SportsCentre talking to anchors who are six inches taller than him about how he's gonna beat Lesnar. It would look silly.
Do I think the match would be excellent? Of course. And any other month it would work. But in April, against Lesnar, it wouldn't.
Roman or Rock are the only choices for texas.
(I also hope they do a Lesnar-Orton match before either of them retire.)
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
He'll be like 50 by the time this legendary face comes along. I'm just saying, I don't see Sami Zayn beating Brock Lesnar in a fight.
She turns into mush-mouth when she tries to talk fast which makes he just sound like some drunk tumbling out of a pub looking for a fight. I don't think Paige is very good at working heel.
I don't hate Paige as an actress and wrestler, but I feel like her character needs a rewrite. I mean, its not as cringe-worthy as when they had her working as "psycho lesbian" (which is the most pandering gimmick ever), but still.
Arrowgigantic
Member
Looks like Sting will be well taken care of there in Houston, they have tractors to look at and croquet sets and stuff. I hope feeding ducks instead of crows will suffice.
https://www.bcm.edu/healthcare/care-centers/geriatrics
https://www.bcm.edu/healthcare/care-centers/geriatrics
Oh yeah, I don't see anyone in the roster beating Brock clean as well
ONE MAN
ALONE
BETRAYED BY THE FANS HE LOVES
Can't wait to start this campaign for the Road to Wrestlemania. It'll be bigger, better, and badder than ever. I have a good feeling, that this year, more people have accepted Roman as the rightful man to stand atop the WWE. The excitement is palpable.
ALONE
BETRAYED BY THE FANS HE LOVES
Can't wait to start this campaign for the Road to Wrestlemania. It'll be bigger, better, and badder than ever. I have a good feeling, that this year, more people have accepted Roman as the rightful man to stand atop the WWE. The excitement is palpable.
So everything wasn't perfect?
silly? or get him more over as the underdog?
hmmmm
Okay, good, because I've been seeing "omfg pipebomb that was amazing" shit all over the internet and when I finally saw it, I was like "...that's it?"
avengers23
Banned
I remember that match underwhelming expectations.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
You're giving kayfabe credentials more credit than they deserve.
When its Wrestlemania, its a relatively small portion of the audience that even knows that Daniel Bryan beat John Cena clean at SummerSlam, or even cares. Orton and Batista being in the WM30 match made it more credible because they beat each other up for like 60% of the match while Bryan sold an injury, not because "wow bryan beat both of them up at the same time."
mechashiva
Member
That's how these things start. Dq, maybe a dirty win, then a tables or TLC match.
What happened to Daniel Bryan at Wrestlemania and shortly afterward in terms of injuries should have put the "Bryan should have wrestled Lesnar!" debate to rest. Lesnar might have accidentally killed the man.
Yeah, I mentioned that last night.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=179591273&postcount=13578
Yeah, I mentioned that last night.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=179591273&postcount=13578
avengers23
Banned
What if The Rock or one of the Usos calls him the Samoan equivalent of a "cornbread brother," whatever the hell that meant?
God bless the stupidity of NFL commentators.
avengers23
Banned
Becky Lynch is the one true answer to this question
Definitely a Lovely Girl winner in her day.
Of course, they all have lovely bottoms.
It was cornball brother, and it wasn't anyone from the NFL. It was ESPN.