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September Wrasslin |OT| The one night a year when every table will be on the line
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Spirit of Jazz
Banned
Smarks are never going to like him because of how he's booked. Doing Lucha moves isn't going to impress anybody because he can't execute them any better than a backyard wrestler: Harper can pull off a rana and makes it look good, Cena just jumps up and dumps himself on his neck.
If he wants to add to his offence he can just start using more power moves or start to apply submissions properly. Attempting to do moves that are impossible with his body type just look awkward and are liable to injure himself/his opponent.
Frecklestein
Banned
Even if he doesn't go in, he'll get inducted to the WWE HoF this year. They always induct cripples who retire.
brisk tacos
Banned
Smarks like him now because of those indie moves again indie guys. Get with the smark times, bruv.
Frecklestein
Banned
you're all just salty because Cena has the best stunner in the business
He doesn't need to have to hit it completely and it destroys people
He learned from nash
http://i.imgur.com/JOWpAeE.webm
He's the one that caused the nose issue in the first place.
Carnby
Member
Lol how did Nash ever amount to anything?
brisk tacos
Banned
He has charisma, he was huge, and one out of context gif of him doing a move he never did before or after doesn't mean dick to his career.
Carnby
Member
So me a gif of this piece of shit executing a move flawlessly.
A good one.
Spoiler: it never happened.
brisk tacos
Banned
A move? Any move? You don't think Nash executed a single good move in his entire career? Did that "piece of shit" fuck your mom or something?
Carnby
Member
Did I stutter? He's a lumbering plodding overrated human piece of shit.
brisk tacos
Banned
Wow. What did Kevin Nash do to you?
Sweeney Tom
Banned
I wonder how much people in the OT will tap out on the PPV when Show or Kane come out as Reigns' mystery partner
Serpentine
Banned
slightconfuse
Banned
Arrowgigantic
Member
This could be useful in the future
brisk tacos
Banned
Carny is probably mad over some tiny guy that got his push derailed 20 years ago because Nash was too big and sexy.
Yeah, I wish someone would just tell Cena to stop trying to make the Cena hating smarks happy. It's like trying to get PES fans to enjoy FIFA and vice versa.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
Carnby is probably a Bryan fan. Sad to see people who aren't able to let go
In 2015
In 2015
Professor Beef
Banned
Remembering all of Nash's classic... No, passable matches in his career.
How about instead of hyperbole and watermarked gifs, you explain in detail why you think Big Sexy is, as you put it, "a human piece of shit."
Its not going to be those guys. Much better chance of Rowan or someone else.
PHOENIXZERO
Member
What exactly is a "dumpass"?
If any of those people legitimately thought this was going to be her new theme I would hope they're just gullible children...
brisk tacos
Banned
Remembering all of Nash's classic... No, passable matches in his career.
If you think Bret vs Diesel at Royal Rumble and Survivor Series 1995 aren't passable, then you're a sack of shit. Or Diesel vs HBK no dq in 1996. Or Outsiders vs Harlem Heat, Outsiders vs Luger/Sting, Outsiders vs Faces of Fear...Nash was solid as fuck between 1994-mid 1997 and anyone who thinks otherwise is clearly on that smark juice, because you can't even deny it when you watch him during that time. Dude doing fucking topes and leap frogs and shit.
Carnby the kind of guy to make quad jokes in 2015.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
Rowan's hurt so lol
Only been out 2 months for an injury with 6 month return timetable
Carnby
Member
Please. You and I both know Nash's plodding ass is carried by the other talent in all of his matches.
Still waiting for that gif.
Edit: leap frogs you say? Wooooooow.
Professor Beef
Banned
The first word that came to mind when thinking of your possible responses was "carry/carried," and I'm very pleased with myself that I was right.
Carnby
Member
A gif of these amazing leap frogs would be this argument to rest. Watermarks please.
Carnby, meet Camby.
Haha! (Thumbsup)
Sweeney Tom
Banned
It's a wonder people still take devil and carnby seriously. At least the tide's turned on real_stalker
Speaking of messes, the Hart Family continues to be one. Bret's ex wrote a book
Getting panned on Amazon
Speaking of messes, the Hart Family continues to be one. Bret's ex wrote a book
Getting panned on Amazon
shaowebb
Member
Even if he doesn't go in, he'll get inducted to the WWE HoF this year. They always induct cripples who retire.
Wait...didn't his doctor's clear him to return to the ring recently? Are the WWE doctor's refusing him from coming back now? Is he okay or not?
brisk tacos
Banned
If the evil Kevin Nash is just so horrible, why were his matches against Bret and HBK significantly better than Bret vs HBK matches? If Kevin Nash was just so bad at everything, why was he so over in WCW that people were cheering him more than Goldberg? If Kevin Nash is so terrible at life, why is he a multimillionaire?
Because Bret was much better than HBK
Carnby
Member
If the evil Kevin Nash is just so horrible, why were his matches against Bret and HBK significantly better than Bret vs HBK matches?
Lol and then he falls over. At least he didn't break Giant's neck that time.
This gifs are definitely going in Nash's Greatest Spots Volume 1.
Jimmy King
Member
I'm enjoying Nashtember
brisk tacos
Banned
What a terrible, human piece of shit that guy is. All because he didn't do enough movez.
According to the sources within this very thread, the """doctors""" who said vanilla midget vegan terrible beard anti vax Bryan are in fact, nothing more than hipster shaman who extol the virtues of energy crystals and those weird bracelet things.
Daniel Bryan is a delusional cripple who will never compete in a WWE ring ever again, and the business is better for it. His title reign was the zenith of fans hijacking the show and demanding to have a say in the creative process, running right over honest people like Batista, who were sacrificed in favor of an odious little goat who proceeded to shame John Cena with his bullshit comeback victories at WM30. He did nothing after he won, was a terrible champion and when he came back decided in his infinite wisdom to base his offense and selling around his neck.
I for one hope there are no honest, actual DBry fans out there as fandom of this man belies an incredible, naive idiocy found mostly in children with learning disabilities.
Good day to you sir.
Carnby
Member
What a terrible, human piece of shit that guy is. All because he didn't do enough movez.
Daaaammmmmm. Definitely going in Volume 1.
Thanks to Nash's Greatest Spots Volume 1, my grand kids will be able to relive these moments. I won't have to describe the time Nash did a sidewalk slam. Or the time when Nash jumped over the ropes. Or the time he leap frogged. God damn those were great times.
brisk tacos
Banned
Why do you hold so much anger against Kevin Nash, Carnby? Can you explain it without using the words "workrate", "carry/carried", "move-set", or "Meltzer/Observer"?
British Monsoon
Member
Kevin Nash has, like, eight or so good to great matches to his name, which is more than some wrestlers, I guess. I'm not a fan, he's a few steps above Bad Luck Fale to me, but I get why people were and are Nash fans and it's obvious why he made a mark in wrestling. Still have zero desire to go back and watch his matches, though.
thanks for the laughs fella
I've quite enjoyed him in my process of going back and watching things I've missed, but I also didn't have to go through the Bryan-era week-by-week, so I can't be a fair judge of that. At least medically it certainly sounds like he needs to stay the hell away from the ring though.
this thread is becoming 2real4me