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[FoneBone]

http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2004-08-26/1010425.html

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- George W. Bush may be a conservative, but he has liberal sex appeal with the ladies.

Case in point: He's the presidential candidate that women most want to bed, according to a survey by an online sex toy company.

Forty-five percent of the 1000 proud sex toy fans who answered the MyPleasure.com poll chose Bush, compared to 33 percent who prefer John Kerry as their fantasy bedroom buddy.

As for vice-presidential candidates, John Edwards gets the motor revving for 18 percent of the women polled, while Dick Cheney brings up the rear with only 3.5 percent.

You may find it unusual that sex toy users pick a conservative as their ultimate presidential sex partner, and you're not alone.

MyPleasure.com founder/sexologist Sandor Gardos admits surprise at the survey results, adding: "We assumed the sex toy buying audience might lean to the left politically. Clearly, we were wrong. It just goes to show you, whether you are Republican or Democrat, everyone loves sex."

 

[Myllz]

"while Dick Cheney brings up the rear"

Something just doesn't sound right about that...

 

[Fifty]

I think I'm going to throw up.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

BLUE STEEL.

 

[Myllz]

BLUE STEEL.

That's totally Latigra.

 

[Socreges]

Yeah, clearly the decisions are based in ideology. I mean, who wouldn't want to see this face groan in ecstasy:

 

[Myllz]

It's just too perfect not to pull this one...

 

[Christoff Yurievich]

BLUE STEEL.

heh...it looks like bush and ed are having a face-off in your post.

 

[Guzim]

 

[Ninja Scooter]

BUSH FLINCHES FIRST! EDDIE WINS!

 

[Diablos]

He does not fail, he does not falter.