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[Lionel Mandrake]

When the Little Mermaid came out in 1989 I was 7 and Ariel was 16. So my question is since she's a cartoon character that never ages and I would have relations with her now that i'm 29 would that make me a pedo even though shes technically older than me?

 

[usea]

Or.. http://trendland.com/jirka-vaatainen-real-life-disney-characters/

So Jane is Maggie Gyllenhaal, Cinderella is Jennifer Garner, etc?

 

[Uchip]

They're cartoon characters...

depending on the level of detail, drawings can be quite representative of the elements that people find appealing.
Of course, Disney characters are a bit too simplistic/miss-proportioned

 

[Plywood]

Ariel:

Pocahontas:

Jasmine:

Jane:

THERE ARE NO OTHERS.

 

[Zee-Row]

I just need to know my legal boundaries , that's all!

 

[Staccat0]

Snow White is pretty too

 

[lush]

So Jane is Maggie Gyllenhaal, Cinderella is Jennifer Garner, etc?

Jane does look rather Maggie Gyllenhaal-esque. Love me some Maggie.

 

[Prologue]

I raise you

 

[RiccochetJ]

What's the sitch?

Kim Possible is a female, high school aged, crime fighter. Are you a female, high school aged, crime fighter? I would think cargo shorts/pants would be perfectly acceptable when fighting crime. Still not all that stylish, you also can't pull them off with a turtle neck, which is borderline mandatory for secret agent status. Cargo shorts/pants aren't flattering on men, period. Move on bro.

I didn't say I agree with them!

 

[Black Republican]

Snow White is pretty too

snow white and the seven house slaves

 

[Staccat0]

I raise you

First of all.... beaten
Second of all Powerline was Prince right?

 

[Kusagari]

I don't remember Jane being so cute.

Must have forgotten because I hate Tarzan.

 

[shadyspace]

I'd a liked Jane more if she didn't have the annoying ass accent.

 

[Staccat0]

I'd a liked Jane more if she didn't have the annoying ass accent.

Exotic

 

[Prologue]

I don't remember Jane being so cute.

Must have forgotten because I hate Tarzan.

What actress looks like Jane? I can't put my finger on it.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Jennifer Lawrence is Hera because she is a goddess.

 

[3N16MA]

 

[RiccochetJ]

I'd a liked Jane more if she didn't have the annoying ass accent.

"And Daddy! They took my boot!"

God I still crack up at that scene.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDALTaqBRic

 

[Prologue]

First of all.... beaten
Second of all Powerline was Prince right?

wasn't it Tevin Campbell?

 

[Staccat0]

wasn't it Tevin Campbell?

I just mean he looked like him

 

[shaowebb]

The way she sells merch I'm betting Disney feels the answer is Tinkerbell OP.

 

[Violet_0]

oh, you weirdos

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Rapunzel

 

[First Name]

Does this count?

 

[Tizoc]

Real answer:

/co/'s fav. milf~

 

[FyreWulff]

Hard to say

Prince Edward looks like the main character from Princess Bride.

edit: goddamn I wish that meme would die. gj gaf finally picking up on it 4 years later

 

[Staccat0]

The way she sells merch I'm betting Disney feels the answer is Tinkerbell OP.

Good call
One time I was paying for gas (ages ago) and two girls behind the counter were arguing over who was prettier: Betty Boop Vs. Tinkerbell
I like a woman with a curve or two, but Betty Boop ain't got that sauce. Went with Tink. Uglier girl won out. I bet the pretty girl was suprised.

 

[vazel]

Does this count?

dolan pls

 

[3N16MA]

oh, you weirdos

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Rapunzel

Should have just said Mandy Moore:

 

[benzy]

Esmeralda from Hunchback of Notre Dame

 

[PhoncipleBone]

That is cheating.

Spoiler

I approve wholeheartedly.

 

[Finaika]

Rapunzel

How old is she?

 

[Staccat0]

Esmeralda from Hunchback of Notre Dame

That evil guy DID sing a song about jacking off to her...

 

[Violet_0]

How old is she?

When we first see her, Rapunzel is 17 years old. The day when she sees the lanterns is her 18th birthday.

;D

 

[Plywood]

How old is she?

17 at the beginning and 18 by the end.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

I'd do very nasty things to Rapunzel.

 

[3N16MA]

I'd do very nasty things to Rapunzel.

I bet you already did them to your TV screen when you watched it.

 

[not psycho]

but she has no reproductive organs below the belt. None that we can see anyways.

Yeah, but she can turn human. And back to fish. Best of both worlds.

Definitely Ariel.

 

[Finaika]

I'd do very nasty things to Rapunzel.

Please don't kill her.

 

[Devolution]

This thread is disturbing.

 

[ProtoCents]

WRONG

She is:

DAT BARE MIDRIFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffffffffffffffff

When I went to Disney recentely all I wanted was a pic with me and Jasmine. Not a ONE was to be found. They can't come close to her hotness so they don't even try to march out some 25 year old chick to replicate best princess.

 

[Jenov]

Belle:

Jasmine and Sleeping Beauty too.

 

[Staccat0]

This thread is disturbing.

I wonder how easy life must be for people who are DISTURBED by joke threads.

 

[Femmeworth]

This thread...

 

[Devolution]

I wonder how easy life must be for people who are DISTURBED by joke threads.

Well it started that way sure.

 

[Staccat0]

Well it started that way sure.

I don't see anybody being too creepy. Did I miss a post? I can only assume it's Eggman giving you the willies?

Spoiler

it's to be expected, but I assume he's making jokes too.

 

[lush]

This thread is disturbing.

You want disturbing? Go type in the Disney character name of your choice + sexy in to Google Images.

 

[Sn4ke_911]

This thread ....my childhood

 

[Staccat0]

You want disturbing? Go type in the Disney character name of your choice + sexy in to Google Images.

Oh, don't do THAT. NEVER do THAT.

 

[Femmeworth]

You want disturbing? Go type in the Disney character name of your choice + sexy in to Google Images.

I doubt you even have to type in the word "sexy."

 

[Staccat0]

I doubt you even have to type in the word "sexy."

dat safe search