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[Milchjon]

May all of you be showered with presents.

 

[Wrayfield]

Merry Shirtless Christmas, you fantasy mongrels.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Tomorrow on the Baby Jesus his second birthday, I will do my end of the year post in which I will congratulate my main man, your new Shirtless Champion, Ubertag.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

From the desk of Dutch Goodell (Sponsored by Coca Cola)

Dear Shirtless brothers,

The year 2013 is coming to an end and with that the second Shirtless Season is in the books. We've expended and embraced new brothers and with that the Shirtless brand is stronger than ever. We had some great Fantasy battles, old rivalries were re-lived and in the end there was 1 Shirtless Champion. Ubertag showed that hard work, dedication and pure luck are the keys to Shirtless glory.

I hope all of you had a great Christmas and will have a great New Years. I hope to see you all again in the Shirtless League next year.

And as is tradition, here is the Shirtless Champions song, for our new champion Ubertag.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6F_hYVkP8o

You've paid your dues
Time after time
You've done your sentence
But wore no shirt
And bad mistakes
You've made a few
You've had your share of dirt kicked in your face
But you've come through

You are the champion - my friend
And you've kept on fighting - till the end -
You are the champion
You are the champion
No time for shirts!
'Cause you are the champion - of the Shirtless League -

You've taken your bows
And your wife calls
I've brought you fame and fortune and everything that goes with it
You can thank me for this all

But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise
I consider it a challenge before the whole shirtless human race -
And you ain't gonna lose -

You are the champion - my friend
And you've kept on fighting - till the end -
You are the champion
You are the champion
No time for shirts!
'Cause you are the champion - of the Shirtless League!

 

[BlackGhost]

Dutch and Emma
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVpIjJPsGtE&sns=em
She could definitely buy me some diners

 

[MRSA]

This thread makes me sad

 

[Kave_Man]

.

 

[BlackGhost]

2 Pug :jnc

 

[Dutch Gronk]

YAY!

Just what I needed, another thread to talk about absolutely nothing.

How are my Shirtless bros doing? Training for next season?

This thread makes me sad

You make me sad, motherfucker. You flat out quit on your team this season.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

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Talking about Thugs, I still need to award the Shirtless James Harrison Award of season 2 to the winner.

 

[ActStriker]

do we get a shirtless offseason thread? or just a new s3 thread come nfl draft time

 

[Dutch Gronk]

do we get a shirtless offseason thread? or just a new s3 thread come nfl draft time

We can post in here until the NFL Season is over. If the mods allow it then I'll start an offseason thread where we can do our draft order competition and our offseason trash talk and see who's up for season 3.

And we need to discuss a possible website change. I really like NFL.com but if people really wanna change then I'm open for it. This is a league of the people.

Then another thread for when Season 3 starts.

 

[UberTag]

Talking about Thugs, I still need to award the Shirtless James Harrison Award of season 2 to the winner.

What does this award look like?
Is this a trophy I can adorn on my desk at work or are you actually sending a shirtless James Harrison to visit me?
Because I don't want that.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

What does this award look like?
Is this a trophy I can adorn on my desk at work or are you actually sending a shirtless James Harrison to visit me?
Because I don't want that.

I'll PM a picture of a Shirtless James Harrison holding 2 guns and award you a special trophy on the NFL.com website.

One day, when I'm rich, I'll actually buy stuff for the champ and for the James Harrison. When I'm really rich I might actually pay the real Harrison to visit, that's a great idea!

 

[BlackGhost]

Lets just send Uber shirtless men.

 

[Greg]

Lets just send Uber shirtless men.

:jnc

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Lets just send Uber shirtless men.

No bro! Let's all just fly out to Toronto(?) and visit him!

Imagine what his neighbors will think when 15 shirtless dudes show up on his doorstep. Do they allow shirtless people in clubs in Canada?

 

[UberTag]

No bro! Let's all just fly out to Toronto(?) and visit him!

Imagine what his neighbors will think when 15 shirtless dudes show up on his doorstep. Do they allow shirtless people in clubs in Canada?

In clubs? Not so much. Most places have a "no shirt, no shoes, no service" policy.
But Ontario is one of the few places in North America where women are allowed to go shirtless in public should they choose.

 

[Kave_Man]

Uber is in Toronto?

Shirtless brunch!!!!

 

[UberTag]

Uber is in Toronto?

Shirtless brunch!!!!

Technically, I'm in Kitchener.
But that's no excuse for me to not make it out to one of the many Toronto GAF gatherings.
krae_man buses into TO for those, after all.
Hopefully the next one isn't so close to Christmas.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

In clubs? Not so much. Most places have a "no shirt, no shoes, no service" policy.
But Ontario is one of the few places in North America where women are allowed to go shirtless in public should they choose.

I thought Canada was supposed to be super open minded! Maybe we should try Vegas then.

Uber is in Toronto?

Shirtless brunch!!!!

Nothing says Shirtless League like brunch. We are one classy league.

 

[ActStriker]

I've been meaning to go to Toronto sometime. Maybe do some sort of troll job while I'm at it.

I mean, when me and my friends went up to Montreal for a Bruins game last year, we wore our Bruins jerseys and walked around all day.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I've been meaning to go to Toronto sometime. Maybe do some sort of troll job while I'm at it.

I mean, when me and my friends went up to Montreal for a Bruins game last year, we wore our Bruins jerseys and walked around all day.

It's all fun and games until somebody unleashes their pet moose at you to kill you. I've seen the Vancouver pics after the Stanley cup...

 

[ActStriker]

It's all fun and games until somebody unleashes their pet moose at you to kill you. I've seen the Vancouver pics after the Stanley cup...

Well, the Bruins lost that day so that's probably why we're still alive.

 

[BlackGhost]

Shirtless Brunch!

 

[Fox318]

Wes should tag uber as the 2013 shirtless champ

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Shirtless Brunch!

Wes should tag uber as the 2013 shirtless champ

 

[The Frankman]

Didn't I tell you people wayyyy back in August 2013 that this would happen unless I joined this league? But NAW no one listened and rose up to conquer the new evil... I blame all of you shirtless heathens for this.

If this league ever steps up to the plate and becomes a money league, I might just throw my hat in the ring and become the champ of this little organization... Shirts rule and shirtless people drool!

Here's a DFS link to practice your fantasy acumen for next year (just play the free games if you want)

 

[MRSA]

YAY!

Just what I needed, another thread to talk about absolutely nothing.

How are my Shirtless bros doing? Training for next season?



You make me sad, motherfucker. You flat out quit on your team this season.

Fuck you friend, that was an autodraft team.

 

[Bread]

sorry frank, no one wants to see you shirtless (except maybe that sponge chan)

i on the other hand was born shirtless, and would be a great addition to this league. vote for me in the upcoming election and you will get all the diners in the world!

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

sorry frank, no one wants to see you shirtless (except maybe that sponge chan)

i on the other hand was born shirtless, and would be a great addition to this league. vote for me in the upcoming election and you will get all the diners in the world!

Already too many Patriots fans.

 

[UberTag]

Didn't I tell you people wayyyy back in August 2013 that this would happen unless I joined this league? But NAW no one listened and rose up to conquer the new evil... I blame all of you shirtless heathens for this.

If this league ever steps up to the plate and becomes a money league, I might just throw my hat in the ring and become the champ of this little organization... Shirts rule and shirtless people drool!

I am so not a new evil. I'm an old evil that's grown sophisticated with age like a fine wine. The whole "money league" thing seems like an excuse, too. The opportunity to "conquer" my team should be enough motivation for you. Seems like an empty boast to me. Especially with the unnecessary shot at the shirtless lifestyle that I have fully embraced. If anything, the writing on the wall tells me that you're ducking me next season by not returning to No Quitters, not joining here and starting up your own league that may or may not have actual competition in it.

 

[Greg]

the shirtless lifestyle that I have fully embraced

you're good people, UberTag

 

[Dutch Gronk]

 

[Dutch Gronk]

DEVELOPING: Rumors flying around that a Shirtless GM is retiring, no conformation on who it is.

BREAKING: Hearing some concerning things from Europe, A Shirtless GM might call it quits

Developing: Tried to reach the Shirtless Commish for a comment on the situation he replied "Can't confirm nor deny anything right now"

 

[ActStriker]

Didn't I tell you people wayyyy back in August 2013 that this would happen unless I joined this league? But NAW no one listened and rose up to conquer the new evil... I blame all of you shirtless heathens for this.

If this league ever steps up to the plate and becomes a money league, I might just throw my hat in the ring and become the champ of this little organization... Shirts rule and shirtless people drool!

Here's a DFS link to practice your fantasy acumen for next year (just play the free games if you want)

Nice FanDuel referral link bro

 

[Greg]

nooooo

all unreliable sources!

 

[simples]

I better get first pick this year German

 

[UberTag]

Are we going to let NFL Draft prediction prowess dictate our draft order like last season?

 

[Bread]

im afraid that milch will never return to gaf

if these rumors are true

say it aint so, milchy

 

[BlackGhost]

These sources can't be trusted!

 

[Dutch Gronk]

My sources tell me that it is indeed Milchjon retiring from the Shirtless League, expect a statement from the Head office soon

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From the desk of Dutch Goodell

Dear Shirtless brothers,

There have been a lot of rumors circling around about the retirement from the Shirtless league by a certain GM (German Manager). It pains me to confirm these rumors. Our Shirtless friend Milchjon decided that Fantasy Football wasn't all for him and decided to give up his spot in the league. Like they say in Spanish "No Yo Soy Fiesta".

But don't cry, Milchjon may quit as a GM, but he will always remain one of us. He will still be part of our league by posting in this thread, preferably with Pug gifs, and he will also be inducted into the Shirtless Hall of Fame.

Where does this leave the league? Well we lost one Pats fan, so it seems only fair to replace him with one (Also, this guy asked to join a long time ago, so only seems fair). So I would like to be the first one to welcome Shirtless Brother Bread to the club!

#SWAG

Your Commish

 

[Greg]

((((((

#endofanera #sorryforGMing

 

[ActStriker]

Milchjon noooooooooooooooooooooo

Are we going to let NFL Draft prediction prowess dictate our draft order like last season?

I don't see why not. Worked out fairly well.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I don't see why not. Worked out fairly well.

I'm all for it as well. It added another dimension to the whole league. Just need to have everybody play along this time.

 

[Bread]

dammit milch is growing up and leaving us

i knew it would be him

but i'm proud to carry on his legacy in this league of shirtless gentlemen. i love all of you.

 

[UberTag]

I endorse the Milchjon for Bread swap.
Sure, they're both Pats fans... but the important thing is that Bread is more of a Bruins fan than Milchjon was.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Milchjon, no!

U CaN LuV mE Or HaTe mE I DnT cUR hOw u fEeL cUs EiTha wAy u LOok aT mE iMa aLwAyZ b reAl

 

[Greg]

U CaN LuV mE Or HaTe mE I DnT cUR hOw u fEeL cUs EiTha wAy u LOok aT mE iMa aLwAyZ b reAl

hahahaha

 

[Bread]

I endorse the Milchjon for Bread swap.
Sure, they're both Pats fans... but the important thing is that Bread is more of a Bruins fan than Milchjon was.

Sadly I am but a pink hat bruins fan