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-I think I have multiple personalities, and I kinda like it. But, I'm too cool and collected to ever be diagnosed with MPD.

-I'm more scared of being misunderstood than being alone.

-I have no problems saying a guy is cute or hot, and there's a sliver of attraction - however, I can't sleep with 'em. I like what girls have down there much, much more.

-I've been in three relationships in my entire life; all of which started on the internet. I've never once dated in the traditional sense.

-I'm unconditionally attracted to girls that like my most favorite vidgames: Metroid, Pikmin, NiGHTS, to name a few.

-I'm Black/Male, and I hated Black people - to a point. I'm pretty sure it's because of how I just didn't give a shit about sports, rap / hip-hop, and $100+ shoes in middle/high school and my Black peers gave me no end of shit for it. Now that I'm 26 and don't have to deal with that on a daily basis, my bitterness has subsided...somewhat. It just kinda spread out to a general hatred for humanity. Speaking of which...

-I hate(d) Black women. They never, ever talked to me in middle/high school - and when they did, they were the most abrasive of all. Now, I'm no longer attracted to Black women. I'm essentially impotent - hell, castrated - to them. Disregarding sex, I've gotten along better with them in age. One Black girl I used to work with earlier this year always asked me about vidgames, was into anime, and was just a great person all around. Despite her being a cutie, though, my heart would just never skip a beat for her. The damage has been done. (Darien, if you're reading this, I think this is where Black baby girls have me pegged. It's like they know. How the hell?)

-I hold grudges like a madman (which, I guess is related to the above two points). I'd rather shut you out of my life entirely than ever give you a second chance to hurt me. Sorry.

-I stuck my credit card to the Katamari at E3 2005.

-I regret turning down Sam Kennedy's offer to write for Gaming Enthusiast Online.

-I'm happier poor.

-My clock time for Snake Eater was 23h, and I finished it in one sitting.

I guess I'll stop there.
 
Even though I'm black, the word nigger doesnt make me mad at all. No matter who says it to me.

I actually LOVE the gta series. Like......the way I'd love a pet or something.

I fucking HATE people......but would take a bullet for pretty much anyone. Even those fucking KKK fuckheads.

I hate anime fanboys but like spending time around them.

I feel its time to start thinning the herd and start killing off REALLY stupid people.
 
I lead a rather boring life withotu any of the hills or valleys.

on the one hand, the most exciting thing to happen to me in the past year or so is I realized that I have a new series of books that I like that I can read - malazan book of the fallen

on the other hand, one of the worst things to happen to me in the past year is that this fucking C++ constructor won't work and has been pissing me off for 2 days now.


oh yeah, I guess I can 'confess' that
- 22 and never even been out on a date

but then I don't really care. I think I have only ever asked one girl out in my life when I was really really bored but got shot down.
 
- I am addicted to the Internet.
- I am completely non-productive at work.
- The place where I work is closing in a few weeks, max, and I don't give a shit.
- My motivation for anything has gone down the drain after I left my 7 years girlfriend, which I don't love anymore.
- The girl I'm currently seeing is a fucking crazy bitch.
- Most of you guys are losers.
- I hate 90% of people I meet.
- I'm a very jealous person, even though I try not to show it to girls.
- I hate Alyssa DeJour, and every pretentious bitch who'd absolutely hate themselves if they'd meet in another parallel universe.
- I like Lemurs. Therefore, you are NOT similar persons.
- I absolutely hate any kind of hair on a girl, and I'm an ass about it.
- I am obsessed with my penis's size, which is of over-average length and pretty average girth.
 
Where to start?

-I had never masturbated until an abnormally late age. I didn't start doing it regularly until even later. No, I won't give numbers.

-I've never jerked off to porn. I'm just not into porn much, period.

-I was very socially withdrawn in high school (not to mention almost completely asexual in my actions), and I feel that this has fucked me up a lot.

-I worry quite a bit about failure. My GPA isn't what I want it to be, and I'm afraid I'll never find my academic or social niche. I wonder if I'm going to sink under the weight of my own ambitions (or, perhaps, my optimism).

-I'm painfully shy, and have an extreme lack of self-confidence. I have trouble talking to people I don't know, and am virtually incapable of flirting with or hitting on anyone. People have told me I'm attractive, but I've almost never gotten this in person -- and, in particular, not on campus.

-Nevertheless, I've turned down several potential relationships, for personal or practical reasons.

-I have a definite inferiority complex. At the same time, I can also be a bit of an elitist.

-I have no idea why so many very liberal people at my ultra-liberal liberal arts school seem to be into Ayn Rand.

-I don't have enough friends who aren't gay/bi men.

-Most of the gay guys I know (or know of) strike me as pretty slutty, and even though I don't want to be slutty, I still kinda envy them on some level.
 
-Suicide and harm to others hang around my head every now and then.

-If I wasn't such a pussy and a push over I'd be wanted for above^.

-I HATE people, every single fucking one.

-Yet I'm still nice to every single fucking person I meet.

- =(

-When I'm on the high way doing 70/80 ish I get the urge to just yank the steering wheel left or right.

- I'm not selfish, I know if I was more selfish I'd make it just a little further in life.
 
-I like the way Bob White thinks.

-I'm also indifferent to the word "nigger," but I never use it.

-I sometimes get jealous of game developers when I can't put a decent game design doc together.

-My conscience is always at war with my inner jerk.

-I'm a self-proclaimed Atheist, but I can't quite work "Goddamn...", "Oh my god...", or "Jesus Fucking Christ..." out of my everyday exclamations.

-I think I would like the taste of blood during sex, but I'm scared it would develop into a habit or need.

-I wear fruity fragrances (mango, strawberry, vanilla, cucumber melon) to stand out from guys that wear cologne.

-I selfishly don't give a shit about politics or global affairs. I have too much of my own bullshit to deal with.
 
I actually travelled 400km just for sex, but it'd been 2 years since I had any and she was smokin. Plus the non-sex parts of that day were pretty damn fun as well. That was a year and a half back, there's a new girl I know that's from the same area that I am tempted to meet up and do it again. I want to, she's an awesome girl, but I don't know if I wanna do it all again.

I've almost completely given up on women I actually know and have started relying on online girls. Thing is, it's working for me, well it gets me the first date at least. I probably have more personality online than in real life, I don't know if that has to do with shyness or what.

I'm getting very depressed about my job. I've been working in the lab for almost a year now and haven't had a decent result to save my life. It's not all me though, you don't know how many crappy small technical details, "chance" experiments that never work out, or crappy antibodies from some companies have slowed me down. I feel like I'm useless here.

One time I went to Cedar Point with some friends without my parents permission, I just said I was going to study at a friends all day and drove there. They worry about me driving around the fricken city, no way they'd let me go to the states. Anyways, after an hour there I discover I lost my car keys (fell out of my pocket during the Demon Drop). By some extreme luck one of the guys working there found them and I didn't have to call my dad to pick me up 300 km away. To this day I thank the man who looked like Laurence Fishburne. Thank you!

I don't know why I post here. All I do is try to make a joke, and if I get a :lol 10% of the time I'm happy. And when I see someone quote me with a :lol there I start to laugh at my own joke, as if now that someone laughed at it, it's officially funny.

I never have anything real to contribute if it isn't a wrestling, Street Fighter or Joss Whedon thread.
 
LakeEarth said:
I don't know why I post here. All I do is try to make a joke, and if I get a :lol 10% of the time I'm happy. And when I see someone quote me with a :lol there I start to laugh at my own joke, as if now that someone laughed at it, it's officially funny.
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:lol That's what I do! Exactly that. i swing everytime and mostly I miss, but occasionally I hit and when someone else laughs at it I piss myself at my own greatness.
 
- Sometimes I cry because Xbox sells better than GC.
- I masturbate while thinking about Nintendo’s red, slick & polished logo..
- Actually, I cry all the time because Xbox sells better than GC.
- I stole 5 PSP’s the other day just so I could throw them into the river.
- I have bought 6 DS's.. the last 40 minutes.
- I cried when Yamauchi retired.
- I once stuck my dick through the hole of a GC disc, I will never, ever, restore.
Etc. etc.
 
Himuro said:
Wouldn't that be a point that you ARE Athiest? :lol
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Well, okay, I guess I can see that. :D

Mama Smurf said:
:lol That's what I do! Exactly that. i swing everytime and mostly I miss, but occasionally I hit and when someone else laughs at it I piss myself at my own greatness.
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:lol Likewise.
 
I'm fairly confident when it comes to everything except for relationships/girls. I still see myself as that small, pimply, geeky "hasn't-gone-through-puberty" kid in high school and don't quite compute the fact when girls do find me attractive. Because of this, I do tend to get into the friend zone really quickly.

I hate Affers (Asian fettishers) that think that just because that I'm Asian and they have this fettish, that we'll be like best friends or I'll introduce them to a couple of my friends. Nuh uh.

I'm really patient and understanding and I feel that sometimes people take advantage of that.

Despite this, I made my former roommate cry 4 separate times and felt good each time I did it.

Also despite being understanding, I'm not very trusting of people and don't divulge a lot of my personal stuff to even my best friends.

When I was 10 I hit my 6 year old neighbor in the head with a metal baseball bat while he was riding towards me on his bike; I almost killed the kid. I didn't tell my parents.

I do get a sense of pride when I realize that I most likely will be more successful than the assholes I grew up with.

I've watched the E! True Hollywood Story of Cher.
 
- I use cheat devices for all my videogames...

- I am a damn good cook

- I once gave a girl at work a neck rub and she had 2 orgasams ( i had witnesses)

- I once gave a foot rub to a girl I knew, and she passed out.

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I once was fingering a girl, and I did this move, where I made her squirt. That was the only time that ever happened to me

- I am 31, and I still live at home (thanks to my shit paying job)

- I am in love with red-heads. I think they are super sexy and unique.

- I drive a 2005 SL AWD Nissan Murano, and I love it.

- I dont think we live in a true democracy, if I am constantly being told what to watch, what to listen to, what to believe in, what is right, what is wrong, what is immoral, ect...

- I like going to Central Park and sitting with my feet in Bethesda Fountain and watching the entire city go by.

- I once beat the shit out of a jewish kid who worked with me at EB, on his holiday of Rosh shanna (sp???) because he was very annoying and had it coming.

- I like white castle

- I like Happy Endings
 
-My birthday is next Wednesday and I expect a Totoro cake message on the board. Sadly, I'm sure it won't happen.

-I prefer erotic stories over videos and pictures.

-I obsess over music more than anyone in their right mind should.

-I too, am infatuated with red headed women such as Neko Case and Julianne Moore. But I'm in love with and marrying a blonde (who finds all of this hillarious). Go figure.

-Ever since my best friend's mom said "You've gained weight," back in 1999, I have this irrational belief that my face is fat. Mind you, I'm 5ft 11in 150 lbs. I know it's not true, but I constantly think about it when I'm looking in the mirror. Luckily, I don't have an eating disorder.

-People tell me I'm an attractive man on a regular basis, and for some reason I don't understand why.

-When I buy groceries, I buy a bag of Haribo gummy bears and eat them on the way home so I don't have to share them with my fiance.

-Even though I have a Masters Degree and work with children, I find that butt sex is the funniest phrase known to man and I will burst out laughing whenever I hear it.

-My fiance loves Bubble Bobble, Crazy Taxi, Klax, Paperboy and Katamari. And it turns me on.

-I don't have any friends who are into games, anime or music. And I like it.
 
I like counter-strike more then sex.

Society sucks for not supporting pro-gaming more.

Black Hawk Down is a absolute visual masterpeice.

I started clubbing at 16, now at 20 am sick of it. (sorry booze :( )

I am definetly not attracted to men, but can tell whether they are good looking or not.

I regularly look at my myspace. :(

I like MMA but im too lazy to research about it.

I like hairy vaginas. :(

My existence is a glaring contradiction, i am christian/arabic.

I wish some of my friends actually had the same interests as me. (games/mma/cs)

Also would like to apologize to anybody i have seriously offended

Regardless of whether its online or not, i value the friendship of some people on #ga and hope to meet them someday,
 
-I think about sex 90% of the time. When I'm not having sex, I want sex. I see women on the subway, I wanna fuck them. I see women in the bus, I wanna fuck them. I wanna fuck every good looking woman, and a lot of ok looking ones.
 
I'm a big pussy

I've never had a meaningful relationship with a girl

I hate porn

I'm a huge sack of wasted potential

I have horrible social skills but I lied my ass off about that to get my job

I don't (well, can't really) do anything at my job and just browse gaf for 8 hours

I'm pretty sure I hate myself

I wish etiolate was a hot chick so I could do her
 
I'd like to ethnically cleanse this nauseatingly diverse grab bag of genetic party flavors you call a family.

Ow, and distantmantra: happy birthday.

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- Children are horrific and willfully being a parent is like willfully entering slavery.
- Strong notions of individuality and the human inability for people to show empathy for others in the decision making process is the fatal flaw in democratic government.
- Democracy is an unecessary component for providing liberty to people. It's popularity is due to the fact that it's slightly harder to erode liberties in democracies than in other forms of government.
- I would see a significant naturally-caused global depopulation event on the order of 25-30% as not a catastrophe, but a "right-sizing" of the world's population.
- I know that many of my viewpoints are considered monstrous and unspeakably evil, but it doesn't bother me.
- If I could have any job in the world, it would be in politics running smear campaigns and implementing dirty tricks, since there isn't a district in the country that would elect someone like me to even dogcatcher.
- I'm a happy drunk.
- I have a really good life overall.
 
-I'm a Christian but believe in evolution, dinosaurs, gravity, a helio-centric solar system, science, free speech, freedom and people's essential right to worship or not worship however they want.

-Above makes me very unpopular with most christians.

-I question everything. A faith unquestioned is a faith not worth having.

-I think democracy in the US is dead and replaced by a Oligarchy.

-I think big business is evil, yet I work for big companies.
 
I'm just starting to figure out how much my experience as a very poor, sometimes starving, borderline homeless child has affected the person I turned out to be.

I freak the fuck out if I mess up while cooking. Burned the sauce? I throw the mixing spoon across the room and random tourette's style swearing follows.

I feel like I should miss working in the game industry more than I do.

It's difficult to keep sex interesting if you've been having sex with the same woman for 11 years :\.

I will never ever feel financially secure no matter how much money I make.

I am very afraid of vomiting. Don't know why. I think I've done it maybe 3 times as an adult.

At some level, my consumerism is based on the fallacy that buying stuff trumps laziness.

Competition makes me feel weird. I feel bad if I lose and I feel bad if I win. Competing against myself, no problem.

I've been late for work almost every day of the 10 years of my professional working life. It makes me feel very guilty about it even though no one seems to mind because of the quality of my work. I almost think I do it on purpose to use the guilt as motivation.
 
Rei_Toei said:
I'd like to ethnically cleanse this nauseatingly diverse grab bag of genetic party flavors you call a family.

Ow, and distantmantra: happy birthday.

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I love you, even if it is a week early. I should get Emilie (from now on I'm referring to the fiance by name, I hate people who continuously call their sig other by some title) to make me one of those on Wednesday.
 
Wow this thread is an emotional trainwreck.

I wish I could contribute, but I'm so open about things that I have nothing to confess.

Though I will to admit that I am addicted to the internet, to an unhealthy degree.
 
"i beat up a store clerk in the middle of crowded Woolworths in the middle of the day on a saturday.

Haha more details ASAP!"
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well, as you know, i'm pretty mild mannered. I very very rarely lose my temper, which i guess makes it all the more spectacular.

Anyways, i was 17 and i'd been dating this girl for a year or so. We split up when she decided to go out with guy a year or so older than me. I knew this guy already as 1) my home town is pretty small 2) i'd played football against him and he was a wanker. Guy had a reputation as a bit of a hardman too.

Anyways, i was a little upset that i'd split up with this girl. I wasn't devestated, but it rubbed me up the wrong way. Now this guy , whenever, he saw me would taunt me about the fact that he was dating my ex. He'd always be with two or three of his goons, so even if i wanted to do something, it would have been pointless... so i waited.

On the "day of the incident'", i'd actually been to my ex's house to pick up some stuff. Being the utter tart that she is, she suggested that she wanted to date me behind this guys back. Being the vengeful twat i am, i took the lead and led her on, sleeping with her there and then - which is something i regret. Not because i was hurting her, because frankly she didn't give a shit - but just because i felt i let myself down.

Anyways, i had to go to my part time job in a supermarket. Just by this supermarket was this place where this guy worked. Anyways, the store had this weird circular counter thing going on , the counters being right by the door. I'd happened to bump into my best mate who was also on his way to work at the same supermarket.

As we walked past Woolworths i hear this - whistle. And it's the douchebag himself, dressed in his works clothes , in one of these circular checkout setups. He becons me over, and it starts to occur to me right away that, hey... no goons....

Conversation was :

Him : "i heard you went to see (gfname)"
Me : "yup"
Him : "Well, i heard it was to get some of your stuff. But i'm warning you, thats the last time you go anywhere near her"
Me : "*laughing* get my bag?! ha ha ha - is that what she told you? I got a lot more than a bag !...."
Him : ".... it's a good job i'm behind this counter, because if i...."

... something just snapped.

I reached over, pulled him towards me and just started swinging. 10 years of Jujitsu training totally ignored - just headbutts and fists. It was all over in seconds.

Me : "You know where i am, you want another fucking hiding - come find me!"

Security come running over, i get thrown out of the store and "barred for life" (i was back in there about 2 months later). To his credit (and to my relief) he never involved the police. My best mate was shocked ("Where the FUCK did that come from?!?!"). It was weird - totally out of character. It became a bit of a talking point. When i walked into the six form the next school day, it was to a chant of "Psycho!! Psycho!!" - everyone seemed to find it hilarious, but it took me a while to get over what i'd done.

Since then, the only other fight i've been in is with a mugger. I think!
 
On occasion, my wife and I watch Reba and Criss Angel: Mind Freak. Not because it's camp, but because we enjoy it.

I also like to eat cheddar cheese with BBQ sauce on it.

:(
 
drohne said:
i secretly think john updike is the greatest novelist ever
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<3 <3 <3

I also enjoy reading middlebrow book criticism -- especially if Updike is the critic -- more than the novels themselves.

Here's mine:

Two of the most notorious people on this forum are joke characters of mine.

I've never finished Lolita because it's really good and I hate having to admit Nabokov fanboys are right.

Deep inside, I'm a drunken redneck. I'd spend my hours in a seedy bar doing one dollar drafts of Busch and sneering if I could.

I really do avidly dislike the Nintendo DS.

I love driving my 4.0L V6 Ford Ranger. I get a secret thrill out of parking really close to the driver doors of 3-series Beamers.

I watched so much NewsRadio last night I had a sex dream about Maura Tierney.

I kinda find New Yorker cartoons funny.
 
One you MIGHT be able to guess. Fuck, you might be able to guess the other. I always figure I'm just one post away from slipping up. One of them is an OA regular.
 
Ghost said:
She taught you well.
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Yeah, well, I can't spell for shit. I was too busy day-dreaming about my teacher to really pay attention.

I really liked her.

No, I really liked her.

I think I still do.

I need help.

You know, I think this was an excellent thread, way to go Fart. I really feel like I know and like you guys heaps more because of your confessions, even the ones who hate me! It's so cool how you all opened up like you did.

I love GAF and I think you guys rock! (shh, don't tell anyone).
 
I should also add:

I think fart is really smart and I wish I had enough honest internet emotion left to actually blast some of you fuckwits for being amoral conservative shitshanks, but I have this elitist aloofness thing to cultivate. I envy his faith and optimism in your ability to be shocked into something resembling rationality.
 
Two things that have been bugging me for a while:

*School used to be the ultimate priority... I was kind of like an undergraduate version of a medical school "gunner". My ambitions were imbued by some kind of academic bloodlust. It wasn't good enough to do well, it was best to get that A+ and see others complain about how the high curve. Now I sit in the back of lecture regularly. It's not that I'm doing poorly, but my heart is empty when I see my old ochem text or come early to the lab. I'd love for that strong motivation to return.

*I have some kind of instictive discomfort around gay people. When I'm at the gym and I see a guy dressed, well, like he's gay... I will unconciously try to avoid them. Same thing with my classmates if I they sound like it. Being hit by men makes me squirm. However, I'm quite pro-gay rights and treat gay people just like anyone else. I've found some kindred minds once the initial barrier broke. This is part of the reason why I feel that the term "homophobe" is misused when applied to people who want to keep the gays down. The harm isn't done so much by the people who fear the gay life but by the people who take the steps to keep the inequality or mistreat gays in their daily lives. Skewer the haters for what they've done.
 
I enjoy Drinky Crows posts, and even more I enjoy the stir they cause in the threads they are placed. Especially in DS threads, but Nintendo threads in general.

I guess quad iggied me. : (

Confession: That actually makes me sad to know that I'm that irritating someone would choose to completely ignore me in order to not be subjected to what I have to say.
 
I have the opposite reaction, Hammy; I'm uncomfortable with the fact that I'm *not* uncomfortable around gay dudes. I'm thinking "he's gay, so why the fuck am I getting along with him so well? Shouldn't I be sweating nervously or something right about now, lost in concern that some latent urge to GOBBLE FILTHY HARD COCK might come to the fore unexpectedly?"
 
- i have no idea what i want to do with my life
- i take an average of 3 or 4 showers per day
- pretty much everything demi said
- i've had the opening 5 or 6 seconds of contra hard corps stuck in my head playing on repeat in my head for the past year and a half (just the part where you jump out at the start and yell "let's rock")
- i'm try to be nice but i always come off as an asshole
 
Lemurnator said:
I enjoy Drinky Crows posts, and even more I enjoy the stir they cause in the threads they are placed. Especially in DS threads, but Nintendo threads in general.

I guess quad iggied me. : (

Confession: That actually makes me sad to know that I'm that irritating someone would choose to completely ignore me in order to not be subjected to what I have to say.
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:/ ... you dont bother me at all.. you just have to stop trolling mac threads. i wuv apple. :(
 
john tv said:
BTW, please don't ever consider suicide. There's always a better alternative. Always.
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I thoroughly agree.
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And GaimeGuy, it's alright. Everyone's got a little in 'em. Though the cartwheels are revealing too much of your cooch. Have some restraint. :)
 
pollo said:
But anyways once in protest of an Intro to IR exam they had a rediculous amount of fill in the blanks, so I filled in the whole page with answers of FHUTA. I got all the multiple choice part right (65% of the test) but only got 10% of the fill ins..wonder why.
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Haha, I had a friend who passed a multichoice with "Abacadaba" over and over.

My main big freakish problem in life is blushing; basically in a lot of group or public situations there's a chance I'll go beetroot-red when speaking to people or being spoken to. It's ridiculous, I only blush because of being scared of blushing. I'm even considering trying something crazy like hypnotism to see if it'll help. Anyone else got suggestions?

I used to be insecure with my body (kind of skinny with paleish skin), but none of my girlfriends have cared so it doesn't bother any more, plus I've grown quite muscly now.
 
I have a really large plantar's wart. It won't go away no matter how many times I freeze it, burn it, cut it off, dig it out with a nail clipper, or file it away.
 
I deleted some of my earlier confessions but I changed my mind. People here are spilling their guts out so I might as well too. :bowierock

I watch porn on a regular basis.
I have Altavista favorited in FireFox and LimeWire installed for the sake of porn.
I've been caught watching porn before, several times.
My stepdad once walked in on me humping my pillow.
I masturbate at least once a day.
I'm indecisive.
I have stretchmarks on a certain area I find embarassing and I don't know how I would have gotten them due to the fact I'm not a fatty.
I hold grudges.
I'm 14.
I once masturabated in school.
I'm obcessed with my hair.
I'm a virgin but I think about sex more than what I think is normal.
I fantasize about giving my boyfriend a blowjob and I don't know why.
I'm also confused about many things.
I had a crush on my 8th grade English teacher.
I'm a lot different in one on one talks than I am here.
I'm frustrated to express myself, I feel I have the potential to be very artistic but I'm to critical of myself to even try.
I'm a perfectionist.

I find demi cute, but mean. More respect after reading his confessions though. : (
 
Are christians not supposed to believe in dinosuars? That's stupid!

I must confess that this thread makes me feel better about being a loser.

Same here for being antisocial, going to work coming straight home and doing nothing. Normally I would feel OK about it but lately its been getting to me. Weekends are painfull, nothing to do, no where to go. This person at work tells me what he did or is going to do and inside I'm like "TAKE ME WITH YOU!" because it sounds so fun and the guy is cool with me. Even if I could do this stuff(don't have $, car, etc.) it doesn't matter 'cause it ain't fun when you do it alone. I need to meet fun people. I need to have friends. I'll work on it but I suck around people. I'm nice but I just don't what to say. I'm too shy and quiet. Not good with words. It doesn't help that I moved and now I don't know anyone.

I'm kind of afraid of girls. I don't want to go on dates. I would like to meet a nice girl and get to know here as friends and maybe then we can go out.

Oh yeah, did i mention I have 3 nipples? One is small though, I didn't even know it was a nipple until a doc told me.

I pull out my mustache whiskers by the side of my mouth, I'm trying to stop because I got a couple of ingrown hairs and it wasn't pretty.
 
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