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[Dice]

I use the adblock extension to block nearly every single animated avatar and some that I think are dumb and/or offensive.
I have also blocked a few dumb/gross/offensive images that people frequently post.
I get a feeling of gratification when I see someone reply to a thread with an image that isn't there.
I don't think sex jokes are funny. I'm not offended by them, I just think they're dumb.

 

[Bishman]

Whoa there squirt. Whats your definition of Ghetto?

Bah... didn't mean it how it came out. Y'know the people who are loud, acting as if they own the place, and don't speak correct English. It's embarrassing, looks bad on them in public.

 

[Dice]

Bah... didn't mean it how it came out. Y'know the people who are loud, acting as if they own the place, and don't talk correct English. It's embarrassing, looks bad on them in public.

Confession: Sometimes I'm a dick about grammar

 

[pjberri]

- I consider myself myself the most mentally stable person i know

- Ive been attracted to my aunt and a few of my cousins

OK.

 

[Error]

I'm in love with my best friend thank god she's fucking hot

I love ramen

that's all for now

 

[Bishman]

Confession: Sometimes I'm a dick about grammar

I'm not thinking straight. Heh, heh, thanks for pointing it out. <3 GAF. :lol

 

[john tv]

Since then, the only other fight i've been in is with a mugger. I think!

Storytime again! What happened??

 

[etiolate]

I confess that I think Lemurs should quit the internet for her own sake.

 

[Mupepe]

I confess that I think Lemurs should quit the internet for her own sake.

I confess that you're not the only one thinking this.

 

[Freestyler]

I'm in love with my best friend, who claims he's straight even though he sucks my…… most weeks

 

[Ollie Pooch]

I'm in love with my best friend, who claims he's straight even though he sucks my…… most weeks

er, memo to freestyler's friend... generally you meet the criteria when you're suckin a guy off


same situation here actually

 

[Mupepe]

I'm in love with my best friend, who claims he's straight even though he sucks my…… most weeks

oh my

 

[Lambtron]

I don't know if I really like the demo I heard from the new Franz Ferdinand record. That's sad.

I wish that I listened to more noise.

 

[White Man]

I don't know if I really like the demo I heard from the new Franz Ferdinand record. That's sad.

I wish that I listened to more noise.

Franz Ferdinand has 4 decent songs and you expected them to produce another good one? They are the new Interpol. Say hello to irrelevance by album 3.

 

[Lambtron]

Franz Ferdinand has 4 decent songs and you expected them to produce another good one? They are the new Interpol. Say hello to irrelevance by album 3.

If by four you mean "their entire first album was fucking awesome and so were most of the b-sides" then yeah, yr right.

I don't think it'll be a Strokes-esque falloff, but I doubt it'll be as good as FF. Who knows though.

 

[fart]

i didn't start this thread very seriously, but it has become a very beautiful thing despite me. i love you, gaf. you make my life that much more bearable.

 

[Lathentar]

I'm in love with my best friend thank god she's fucking hot

I had that problem for a while.

 

[Zaptruder]

i didn't start this thread very seriously, but it has become a very beautiful thing despite me. i love you, gaf. you make my life that much more bearable.

It's like GAF's own post secrets.

ingeniously addictive and makes ourselves feel a little better... but man, come next week, a bunch of us are going to regret posting secrets, as we attack each other viciously and mercilessly about the things we've posted here.

Or not.

Anyway...

For the last exam I took, I studied for the wrong thing, only realised as I was 4 questions in, but still managed to pass, even though I was completely sure that I would fail (and was counting on taking a retake).

Broadband for me is like breathing or running... without it, I feel winded... or like like I've dislocated my knee, or twisted my ankle.

 

[Lemurnator]

I confess that I think Lemurs should quit the internet for her own sake.

And what makes you say that.

 

[Lakitu]

-I'm very obsessive. In the morning and night, I wash, cleanse myself, and try to keep myself looking good even when going to bed. I use a whole rang of products. I also have to check everything in the house for gas, making sure the doors are locked etc, and I always have to work out.

-Even though I work out a lot and eat healty, I have a very very big guilty pleasure every morning for about 3 euros:

I usually finish it within 15 seconds.

-I'm not very good at cooking but I try to think I'm good, I made raw meatballs last time.

-I'm scared of dogs but I think I'm getting over my fear of it.

-When I was like 7, I was in my pjs and I was pretending to be buzz lightyear then I jumped off a chair and that's how I broke my arm.

Erm... not shocking at all.

 

[demi]

It's like GAF's own post secrets.

ingeniously addictive and makes ourselves feel a little better... but man, come next week, a bunch of us are going to regret posting secrets, as we attack each other viciously and mercilessly about the things we've posted here.

I think it's a very interesting thread. Yes the information could be used to mock you or used against you, but those are the risks you take by giving such info out. Should any of the info given in this thread be factual, anyway.

 

[Mupepe]

I think it's a very interesting thread. Yes the information could be used to mock you or used against you, but those are the risks you take by giving such info out. Should any of the info given in this thread be factual, anyway.

Well, just so you know, I DO like to scratch my balls a lot. That part is definitely true.

 

[Flynn]

I've attended a bukakke, a gang bang and have been onset for at least 30 XXX movies.

 

[etiolate]

And what makes you say that.

Because you've been absorbed by all its bard parts. "I saw goatse at 10" really can't be good. You have insecurities and the internet is full of easy compliments, but we all sort of know those compliments are half assed and would not likely be said in person. So all ego boosting here is essentially hollow and perhaps it builds up a false sense for someone with issues such as yours.

 

[demi]

I've attended a bukakke, a gang bang and have been onset for at least 30 XXX movies.

And you didn't participate? For shame, my boy.

 

[Alyssa Hu$tle]

..I hate Alyssa DeJour, and every pretentious bitch who'd absolutely hate themselves if they'd meet in another parallel universe...

I don't hate you, even though you are really mean to me and say the most horrible things. I am unsure as to what I have done to you to solicit all your slanderous attacks. You really don’t know me at all, and if you did I think you would be pleasantly surprised that I am actually a really nice person. I certainly don’t know you well enough to pass judgement on you, so I am not about to. And despite all that you say to me, I wish you all the best and I hope you find happiness.
And as much as you think I am being sarcastic, I mean this with all sincerity.
*kisses*

 

[Attack You]

Because you've been absorbed by all its bard parts. "I saw goatse at 10" really can't be good. You have insecurities and the internet is full of easy compliments, but we all sort of know those compliments are half assed and would not likely be said in person. So all ego boosting here is essentially hollow and perhaps it builds up a false sense for someone with issues such as yours.

She's also all confused about...stuff. Being in GAF OT and confused about things is like being a fat kid covered in honey and running through a den of bears.

 

[Tarazet]

I have already admitted to more shocking things than anything in this thread. What's even more shocking is that a number of people here respect me anyway, though sometimes I wonder why.

 

[Flynn]

And you didn't participate? For shame, my boy.

Most of the time it was really gross, and I'm a fairly libidinous person.

But the real truth is, that I couldn't change who I was. I had access to all these girls and if I put in the effort, I probably could have hooked up with them, but I didn't really find them all that interesting aside from the fact that they screwed for cash. I never had a single conversation with one of them that was remotely interesting to me. I felt like I was from a different planet from them.

And I'm just not the kind of guy who does the one night stand thing. I've tried it and it felt like lying.

The good news is that I met my wife (a non-porn star) in that circle and have been very happy since.

 

[J2 Cool]

I am bitter towards Alex Anderson for beating me in yahoo pool, and I'm sticking to the excuse under better conditions I would destroy him. Sadly, I had my chance or 2 but was too flustered from other things going on in my life right before the game, to perfect my game. Thus the gaf yahoo pool tournament was a failure. The real champion was not recognized. Im also bitter to the fact that we likely won't have a tournament until a year and a half later, and who the fuck waits that long to avenge a loss? That would just be opening a scab. I need to stitch it now.

Oh yeah, and I also have to confess that I fucking blew it with a hot chick today. I'm just getting into the bowling alley for 2+ hours of bowling with friends, and I see this girl. I almost waved to her thinking I knew her. Only to rethink, and realize I don't know her at all. Looked like someone else. So I put my hand down, talk to a couple people there who I knew, and just kicked back waiting for my buddy to arrive with his Dad, who I havent met in the 3 years I knew him. meanwhile, the girl and her friend, who I didn't know, come over to me and say "Brian! I love your shirt". It was a blue shirt with Macaroni and Cheese written on it. I was like.. 'wait wait wait. Who is this?' in my head. "Seriously.. Brian, we want your shirt". Meanwhile, my buddy walks in behind me with his dad. But I continue trying to sort the mess out. They start talking meanwhile.

"She makes a great Mac & Cheese"
"That's how I got this" *slaps leg/ass*

They start laughing and she's telling me she'll trade her shirt for mine right here and I forget why she and her friend started touching my face. Anyway, so my friend and his dad have just walked in though, and I decide this was a big deal and what I waited for. So I go over there, shake his hand and mention what we've done together and some little things. Meanwhile I get "Briaaan.. What are you doing". So I go up to pay for my lane, come back and her and her friend are leaving. She said her goodbye to some guy, gave him a hug, and then came over to me. She comes in so I give her a hug and tell her later. Then I fucking clear my head... "What did I just do... she wanted inside my shirt, and I let her walk away??? Didn't even ask for a number or throw a line out there. 'So can I get your number so I can give you my shirt'. She proabbly liked my pants too. And why the hell did she know my name?". Baah. Completely blown. But I knew the guy she gave a hug, and was talking with him later. I got that her name's Michelle. She asked him "What's that guy's name, I love his shirt". Anyway.. man did I blow the pop quiz on cocky and funny. How do you take that?? Hopefully I see her again though, so I can flip it around "Michelle! I want your shirt", but most importantly, get the damn number when it's open. Shit, do I suck.

 

[demi]

Most of the time it was really gross, and I'm a fairly libidinous person.

But the real truth is, that I couldn't change who I was. I had access to all these girls and if I put in the effort, I probably could have hooked up with them, but I didn't really find them all that interesting aside from the fact that they screwed for cash. I never had a single conversation with one of them that was remotely interesting to me. I felt like I was from a different planet from them.

And I'm just not the kind of guy who does the one night stand thing. I've tried it and it felt like lying.

The good news is that I met my wife (a non-porn star) in that circle and have been very happy since.

I bet one of 'em would have liked Shaun or Spaced.

 

[Flynn]

I bet one of 'em liked Shaun or Spaced.

God, I wish. The best I found was one that liked punk rock, mostly lame Victory Records stuff.

You'd be surprised how few interests these girls had besides making money and partying.

 

[Mupepe]

My last confession: I'm probably the most perverted heterosexual male on the planet. I think about pussy, tits and ass all day, every second of the day. My wife gets annoyed sometimes because I talk about it a lot. Almost every joke or smart ass comment is sexual and I can't fucking help it. Son of a bitch, I guess that explains my constant search for pussy in high school.

 

[Lemurnator]

Because you've been absorbed by all its bard parts. "I saw goatse at 10" really can't be good. You have insecurities and the internet is full of easy compliments, but we all sort of know those compliments are half assed and would not likely be said in person. So all ego boosting here is essentially hollow and perhaps it builds up a false sense for someone with issues such as yours.

I don't think you have any clue as to what issues and insecurities I have and my motivations for posting. :3 I get far fewer compliments than insults.

There's very little to zero connection to my insecurities to my postings.

 

[Alyssa Hu$tle]

Because you've been absorbed by all its bard parts. "I saw goatse at 10" really can't be good. You have insecurities and the internet is full of easy compliments, but we all sort of know those compliments are half assed and would not likely be said in person. So all ego boosting here is essentially hollow and perhaps it builds up a false sense for someone with issues such as yours.

See, anything I would say to someone on the internet I would also say in real life. I don't say half assed things to anyone anywhere, there is no point. I don’t lie on the net, I don’t pretend to be someone else, I don’t give false compliments, or false slanderings either. But that is just me, and I guess I am quickly learning I am a minority. I think that I have been very lucky in that the people I have met here (and I am actually not referring to GAF in this statement, but you guys crack me up no less so thank you for that) have been truly wonderful people, and I am grateful for my interactions with them.

But Lemurs honey, I don't see you as having issues that any other normal 14 year old girl doesn't have. I remember being 14, and it sucked monkey balls... your posts here bring me back in that regard. You are actually not that strange or screwed up, or at least no more than the rest of us. You are just a 14 year old girl, trying to figure out how she fits into the world, but feels like she doesn’t quite fit right. None of us do at your age. Trust me, the things you have said are not that strange, rather perfectly normal. I don’t see you as screwed up at all in that regard. But you strike me as a woman of strong character and I think you’re gonna do just fine in the end. The things that worry you now you will laugh at a few years from now, as bizarre as that may sound. You’re okay kiddo. You have a good head on your shoulders, you are intelligent and even though you don’t feel you are, you are a very pretty girl (not that matters really, but it is a bonus.. and no matter how much you are told this you won’t believe it until much later in life, which is a pitty for us all - women I mean are all the same in this regard). You are the kind of girl who will do well in life. My only advice is to remember what it feels like right now, so that when you have kids of your own and they get to be your age, you remember what it’s like so you can relate to them, or rather, it isn’t so hard for them to relate to you. Keep a diary (if you don't already) or this reason, if for no other.

 

[Lemurnator]

Thank you. : ) Those were some pretty sweet things for you to say to me. /e-huggles

You rock, and you're nice.

 

[Zaptruder]

Hay guys.

THIS ISN'T THE HATE THREAD

Now returning you to your regular schedule of post secrets.

 

[Alyssa Hu$tle]

Lemurs – further to my previous post, I hope I don’t come across as patronising. I say you are like any other 14 year old girl, but I am not putting you down in that regard, in that I am not saying you are just a kid, what I am saying is you are a normal kid, as in a normal person. I am 30, so I have been around twice as long as you have. But that doesn’t make me smarter than you… quite the contrary. I still have just as many issues as you do. If anything, as I have grown older, I have realised I understand less about what life is all about… I thought I knew it all at your age only I thought I was strange, but the older I got, the more I realised the less I knew, and I wasn’t that strange after all. Your problems don’t go away as you get older, rather your focus just shifts and other things become more important to you, and the things you worry about now you will stop worrying about. You don’t stop worrying though, you just worry about different things.

Let me tell you one thing someone told me when I was your age, but I didn’t get it until recently. When you are 14, you worry so much about what you look like, and wish you could change so many things (I am going from your “I don’t feel attractive” comment). But when you get to 30, you look back and think “when I was 14, I had it all (the body) if only I could go back to that… that being I disliked so much… back then, I had it all, only I didn’t know it then”. That is so true. And I only realised that now. And like I said before, I think this is something you need to learn yourself, I don’t think any woman can be told this and believe it at your age, well that is my experience anyway.
One thing that is wonderful about getting older as a women, is your confidence. You realise what is actually important and your confidence grows with that so much. It’s such a shame your body doesn’t grow like your confidence does. So cherish what you have now. It’s a lot easier for me to say than what it is for you to believe, but it is true.
(And fuck all you guys who feel threatened by this confident woman, I lived enough of my years feeling insecure and finally I don’t anymore, and if that offends you, fuck you, I am not apologising for it, I earned it, trust me!)

 

[slayn]

I always suspected I was waaay below average when it comes to masturbation at ~2 times/week (depending on boredom levels)

now I guess I know for sure.

 

[pollo]

I am bitter towards Alex Anderson for beating me in yahoo pool, and I'm sticking to the excuse under better conditions I would destroy him. Sadly, I had my chance or 2 but was too flustered from other things going on in my life right before the game, to perfect my game. Thus the gaf yahoo pool tournament was a failure. The real champion was not recognized. Im also bitter to the fact that we likely won't have a tournament until a year and a half later, and who the fuck waits that long to avenge a loss? That would just be opening a scab. I need to stitch it now.

Oh yeah, and I also have to confess that I fucking blew it with a hot chick today. I'm just getting into the bowling alley for 2+ hours of bowling with friends, and I see this girl. I almost waved to her thinking I knew her. Only to rethink, and realize I don't know her at all. Looked like someone else. So I put my hand down, talk to a couple people there who I knew, and just kicked back waiting for my buddy to arrive with his Dad, who I havent met in the 3 years I knew him. meanwhile, the girl and her friend, who I didn't know, come over to me and say "Brian! I love your shirt". It was a blue shirt with Macaroni and Cheese written on it. I was like.. 'wait wait wait. Who is this?' in my head. "Seriously.. Brian, we want your shirt". Meanwhile, my buddy walks in behind me with his dad. But I continue trying to sort the mess out. They start talking meanwhile.

"She makes a great Mac & Cheese"
"That's how I got this" *slaps leg/ass*

They start laughing and she's telling me she'll trade her shirt for mine right here and I forget why she and her friend started touching my face. Anyway, so my friend and his dad have just walked in though, and I decide this was a big deal and what I waited for. So I go over there, shake his hand and mention what we've done together and some little things. Meanwhile I get "Briaaan.. What are you doing". So I go up to pay for my lane, come back and her and her friend are leaving. She said her goodbye to some guy, gave him a hug, and then came over to me. She comes in so I give her a hug and tell her later. Then I fucking clear my head... "What did I just do... she wanted inside my shirt, and I let her walk away??? Didn't even ask for a number or throw a line out there. 'So can I get your number so I can give you my shirt'. She proabbly liked my pants too. And why the hell did she know my name?". Baah. Completely blown. But I knew the guy she gave a hug, and was talking with him later. I got that her name's Michelle. She asked him "What's that guy's name, I love his shirt". Anyway.. man did I blow the pop quiz on cocky and funny. How do you take that?? Hopefully I see her again though, so I can flip it around "Michelle! I want your shirt", but most importantly, get the damn number when it's open. Shit, do I suck.

:lol Your game was on tilt from yahoo pool

 

[demi]

I always suspected I was waaay below average when it comes to masturbation at ~2 times/week (depending on boredom levels)

now I guess I know for sure.

Haha, I normally rub one out when I'm bored late at night.

 

[Rei_Toei]

- I often forget you are all real people, not just nicknames and avatars, especially in topics that don't concern personal stuff. You decide whether it is rude, Truman Show-esque syndrome, retarded or just some form of self-protection. Why bother recognizing individuals you'll never meet in real life?

- I've molested retards, deaf people and tramps for various reasons.

 

[Zaptruder]

Haha, I normally rub one out when I'm bored late at night.

I do it every night just to get myself to sleep.

 

[Jewbacca]

Ive masturbated a personal 24 times in one day with climax in each one in an 8 hour period. I was home sick from school when this happened, and my penis was raw afterwards. :<

I fart while im at work on aisle that no one is on.

I once peed on my sisters friends scooter. (I hated the bitch)

and I once pooped in a pizza box and left it at someones door when I was 14.

 

[demi]

I do it every night just to get myself to sleep.

I do that sometimes as well.

 

[FoneBone]

Two things that have been bugging me for a while:

*School used to be the ultimate priority... I was kind of like an undergraduate version of a medical school "gunner". My ambitions were imbued by some kind of academic bloodlust. It wasn't good enough to do well, it was best to get that A+ and see others complain about how the high curve. Now I sit in the back of lecture regularly. It's not that I'm doing poorly, but my heart is empty when I see my old ochem text or come early to the lab. I'd love for that strong motivation to return.

*I have some kind of instictive discomfort around gay people. When I'm at the gym and I see a guy dressed, well, like he's gay... I will unconciously try to avoid them. Same thing with my classmates if I they sound like it. Being hit by men makes me squirm. However, I'm quite pro-gay rights and treat gay people just like anyone else. I've found some kindred minds once the initial barrier broke. This is part of the reason why I feel that the term "homophobe" is misused when applied to people who want to keep the gays down. The harm isn't done so much by the people who fear the gay life but by the people who take the steps to keep the inequality or mistreat gays in their daily lives. Skewer the haters for what they've done.

I'm hoping that this is either some kind of joke, or that I'm very badly misinterpreting you.

 

[teh_pwn]

When I go, all I get is water and my friends think I'm weird or cheap.

You're friends must be spoiled brats.

When I eat out with engineering friends that all go on engineering salaries, we all get water.

 

[Shawn]

Fact: I lost my virginity to an escort last night. Prior to that, I've never had a sexual experience -- never even kissed a woman.

(I just turned 30 today.)

 

[demi]

Fact: I lost my virginity to an escort last night. Prior to that, I've never had a sexual experience -- never even kissed a woman.

(I just turned 30 today.)

So how's the future, demi?

 

[cubicle47b]

- I hate the woman who owns the small business I work for. She's stupid, hurts our products through her interactions with customers, and has the nerve to claim she's the "software architect" when all she does is relay unfiltered requirements from our customers. And on top of that I'm fairly sure she things (as well as her husband) that they're better than us (the programmers).

- I can't leave work at work. I come home thinking about the details of my implementation (I have dreams about it) and if I go anywhere with the roommate I work with we'll talk about work (and computer science in general) for hours no matter who is around us.

- I know little of computer science standards and I've forgotten almost everything from my software engineering classes. My technique for learning how to program is to program (I understand the basic idea behind object oriented programming and database normalization, though). I have a very strong sense of organization, can keep a lot in my head at the same time, am insanely focused while working, and have good logic skills. If I didn't have all of those skills I'd be a failure without a serious change in how I approach my profession. That said, I'm fairly sure I'm only getting away with being this way now because I work for a small business and have my own medium sized product.

- I don't think my cat likes me very much.

- It's been so long since I've had a girlfriend that I don't know if I can function within a real relationship anymore. I'm used to having complete control over my time and what I do. I find many types of social interaction an annoyance and like to lose myself in my own thoughts. This was already a problem with my last girlfriend and that was years ago. And with this sort of attitude towards things I think I shouldn't be in a relationship so...

- I have boring confessions.