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[cordy]

Ziggler is Shooter McGavin out here, geez.

 

[shwimpy]

take a breath Dolph.

 

[Skatterd]

Ziggles trying to pull a Miz

 

[Penguin]

Not Miz' fiery promo,but Dolph actually showing some passion without his random yelling.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

where are the people who were telling me and NVM we were completely off base about Bryan being a quack

show yourselves, defend yourselves

WTF BRYAN

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

where are the people who were telling me and NVM we were completely off base about Bryan being a quack

show yourselves, defend yourselves

WTF BRYAN

Talking Smack is a work.

Spoiler

IT'S A WORK GODDAMMIT ;_;

 

[Toki767]

So if the tag title match is off, this PPV only has 4 matches?

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Just a bunch of questions

forever being asked

#AskQuestions #Forever

 

[Bronx-Man]

All Bryan wants is to protect us from Wi-Fi Cancer.

 

[cordy]

So if the tag title match is off, this PPV only has 4 matches?

Still on, this way they've added another match. It's Usos/HypeBros and the winner faces Slater-Rhyno.

 

[jonjonaug]

where are the people who were telling me and NVM we were completely off base about Bryan being a quack

show yourselves, defend yourselves

WTF BRYAN

who cares what political positions professional wrestlers have

Kane's a god damned libertarian and he's still one of my faves.

 

[Simply Sami]

So if the tag title match is off, this PPV only has 4 matches?

No.

USO vs Hype Bros and winner faces Heath.

 

[Skatterd]

So if the tag title match is off, this PPV only has 4 matches?

2 tag matches

Hype Bros vs Usos

Winner vs Slater/Rhyno

With that plus the women's six pack...they'll fill 3 hours easily

 

[somedevil]

So if the tag title match is off, this PPV only has 4 matches?

6 matches. Usos vs Hype Bros with the winner facing Slater and Rhyno for the titles on the same show.

Only if Kalisto wasn't injured so they could add his match with Corbin. Well AJ vs Dean is going New Japan main event length on the show.

 

[Spirit of Jazz]

All Bryan wants is to protect us from Wi-Fi Cancer.

Clearly the man just wrecked his phone to prevent the microwaves from melting his brain.

 

[RBH]

Maybe he meant Scott Steiner for president?

GIMME A FUCKIN MIC!

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Fuck I forgot about the Wifi Cancer

jesus christ

 

[Toki767]

Hmm...kind of have to think that the Usos are going to be champions on Sunday then.

That way everyone wins.

Slater gets a contract.

Usos are the top heel tag team.

American Alpha chases the belts.

 

[Zach]

This is why we've agreed not to talk about Crush.

 

[Wagram]

Ambrose has been one of the most forgettable WWE champions in history.

 

[Vince_Russo]

I watched the Ambrose Stone Cold interview for the first time last night and that was tedious, wasn't it

 

[shaowebb]

Ambrose has been one of the most forgettable WWE champions in history.

Bigshow. Mark Henry.

Ambrose aint nowhere NEAR their level of fail.

 

[SallyIsNow]

Bigshow. Mark Henry.

Ambrose aint nowhere NEAR their level of fail.

Mark Henry was not WWE champ. Big was tho

 

[cordy]

Bryan was right about Ambrose tonight when he said Ambrose is, if I remember right, one of the only guys to get a genuine reaction out of people and then he referenced AJ kicking Ambrose in the nuts. That's true. Since Ambrose has become champion people either dig his stuff or absolutely hate it and they're really reacting.

He's ascended.

 

[shaowebb]

Mark Henry was not WWE champ. Big was tho

Thought he beat Orton for it.

Winner for most forgettable champ is still Mark Henry.
*plays tuba music theme as Mark Hungry waddles his backtitties out of the arena as folks cover their face and look away from Mark Henry*

 

[SallyIsNow]

Thought he beat Orton for it.

I think you mean the WHC. Which everyone and their mothers got a forgettable reign with.

 

[Dark Ninja]

Ambrose needs to go back to developmental

 

[Toki767]

Thought he beat Orton for it.

Winner for most forgettable champ is still Mark Henry.
*plays tuba music theme as Mark Hungry waddles his backtitties out of the arena as folks cover their face and look away from Mark Henry*

World Heavyweight Champion is not the WWE Champion.

Otherwise your winner for most forgettable champion is Jack Swagger.

 

[shaowebb]

World Heavyweight Champion is not the WWE Champion.

Otherwise your winner for most forgettable champion is Jack Swagger.

At least Jack pinned the correct dude lol. Remember the 2016 rumble qualifiers? Splashes Bubba, turns and rolls up the wrong dude. Fitting those two were paired up that night.

Still though, there are too many "champs".

 

[Tagyhag]

Hmm...kind of have to think that the Usos are going to be champions on Sunday then.

That way everyone wins.

Slater gets a contract.

Usos are the top heel tag team.

American Alpha chases the belts.

Slater only gets a contract if he wins.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Of course Daniel Bryan would vote for Jill Stein

Oh god

Of course DBry is a Steiner

Oh my fucking god.

Maybe I have to apologize to Sunny about the anti-vaxxer stuff.

Bryan WOULD vote for Jill Stein

 

[Toki767]

Slater only gets a contract if he wins.

I thought the deal was that he got a contract if he won the title.

If he's the champion, he won the title.

Unless the tournament is still going?

 

[Data West]

This is why we've agreed not to talk about Crush.

 

[El Pescado]

I'm dying at Renee's face when Ziggler keeps alluding to Dean being her boyfriend. XD

 

[The Strokes]

So is talking smack better than the actual shor or...

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

UFC 203 |OT| We're Going To The Punk Brock Show

 

[shaowebb]

Looks like someone needs pointers from Sami Zayn on how to dive across corners.

 

[Zach]

I hurt Dato's feelers. >

 

[TheSchwab_7]

Okay so I just got home from Smackdown. First show live and it was really fun.

Becky is over as fuck. Whenever she wins the title it's going to be huge. Maybe more over than the other women.

Slater and Rhyno over as fuck too. Idk how it sounded on TV but the place was going crazy for Rhyno. In 2016.

Apollo Crews getting some reactions from the crowd. He still doesn't have a character so it's hard for me to like him, but the kids loved him.

Kane was over. In 2016. Plus the pyro scared the shit out of me.

Dean was cheered more than AJ, which I expected, but the crowd got hyped when they were out.

And of course the place exploded when John Cena came out in the dark match. Holy shit the place was so loud. It was a cool experience though.

It's really cool to see people of all ages and diversities come to watch wrestling though. They really do capture every market.

 

[Heroman]

The fuck was that?

 

[Silexx]

Wasn't she selling an injured leg there?

 

[DMczaf]

Okay so I just got home from Smackdown. First show live and it was really fun.

Becky is over as fuck. Whenever she wins the title it's going to be huge. Maybe more over than the other women.

Slater and Rhyno over as fuck too. Idk how it sounded on TV but the place was going crazy for Rhyno. In 2016.

Apollo Crews getting some reactions from the crowd. He still doesn't have a character so it's hard for me to like him, but the kids loved him.

Kane was over. In 2016. Plus the pyro scared the shit out of me.

Dean was cheered more than AJ, which I expected, but the crowd got hyped when they were out.

And of course the place exploded when John Cena came out in the dark match. Holy shit the place was so loud. It was a cool experience though.

It's really cool to see people of all ages and diversities come to watch wrestling though. They really do capture every market.

Smackdown.



in 2016.

 

[Zach]

Kanyon Kutter!

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

I hurt Dato's feelers. >

You have Vampiro in your fave five.

 

[Zach]

You have Vampiro in your fave five.

I don't get it. Are you saying Data West and I are soul mates because we both love Vampiro?

 

[slightconfuse]

It's amazing how over Vader as in the wwf

 

[Data West]

brian adams was great. it took him a while to get there but he got there

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

I don't get it. Are you saying Data West and I are soul mates because we both love Vampiro?

I'm saying you should get off the high horse with that Kronik hate, ya nerd!

If all Vampiro lovers could get together to be more easily identified, that would be great too.

 

[Cagey]

Sports Entertainment pet peeve: wrasslers wrasslin in merch tee shirts. Looking at the Usos and KO.

A plain sleeveless black tee looks much better. Wearing your own merch when you have an official wrassle match cheapens the performer and makes them less threatening.

It's WWE stop shilling your shit like you can't afford a midnight BK run without selling another shirt.

 

[Bronx-Man]

I'm not ok knowing that my favorite wrassleman of the past decade is voting for a woman that tweets Harambe memes.