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[Deleted member 47027]

If Punk wins tonight I'll review any crap PPV/show on the Network of WrassleGAF's choosing.

The entire run of Tuesday Night Titans!

 

[Aiii]

If Punk wins tonight I'll review any crap PPV/show on the Network of WrassleGAF's choosing.

Punk won't win tonight.

Spoiler

He's not fighting tonight, unless he picks a fight with AJ or his coaches, I suppose.

 

[Sephzilla]

If Punk wins tonight I'll review any crap PPV/show on the Network of WrassleGAF's choosing.

The Sunny Mac Memorial Review series

Rewatch and review WrestleMania 32. Including pre-show.

In one sitting.

 

[Mahonay]

Sorry, tomorrow night. I just woke up.

 

[Mahonay]

The entire run of Tuesday Night Titans!

Rewatch and review WrestleMania 32. Including pre-show.

In one sitting.

Fuck me.

 

[Browny]

A year though? WrassleGaf needs its chairman.
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Shao Kahn military coup incoming...

 

[TarpitCarnivore]

News broke early, WWE and Del Rio have come to terms on his release. http://www.f4wonline.com/wwe-news/w...-220436?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

The company's statement: "WWE and Jose Rodriguez (Alberto Del Rio) have mutually agreed upon the terms of his release as of today, September 9, 2016."

 

[Aiii]

You're getting worked with these fake Sunny Mac bets, guys.

 

[gun_haver]

I hate the 40 foot luminous hair everyone has to have. Becky with her natural hair is like night and day.

The dark red hair she had in NXT was fine, too, same with Sasha's darker hair she had then. Asuka's bright hair works with her gear and her shorter hairstyle, but most of them just look silly, and colour coordinating them like we can't tell them apart is dumb.

That's exactly what it is - 'These women can't get over just by going out there and being women. Sure when we could strip them down to their underwear, it got people's attention - but a bunch of brunettes out there doing wrestling moves? No no no, we need a tornado of neon swooshing around the ring.'

I'm not saying dying your hair is stupid necessarily, it's just the obnoxiousness of the bright pastel colours and extensions going on that get applied to EVERYBODY who isn't blonde except Bayley.

Eva Marie can get a pass.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Avatar ready. I won't be posting much during the event, since I'll be out of towne, but I will be watching live. Once the dust settles, I'll make my request and wait, so don't expect it to be instant. However I am a man of my word, so it'll happen.

 

[Luschient]

Del Rio is gone.
https://twitter.com/WWEonESPN/status/774231072225759232

Has anyone ever gone from a "you're rehired, welcome back" to "you're fired" quicker than Del Rio just has?

 

[Sephzilla]

The next night after NVM is banned for a year...

DM - "WAIT A MINUTE, WHO'S MUSIC IS THAT?!"

Has anyone ever gone from a "you're rehired, welcome back" to "you're fired" quicker than Del Rio just has?

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Has anyone ever gone from a "you're rehired, welcome back" to "you're fired" quicker than Del Rio just has?

Certainly. It sounds insane but he's been here for over a year.

Yeah, I know, it feels like he just came back as well, but no.

 

[Sephzilla]

Oh my god your avatar

 

[Fox318]

id say give that kangaroo the strap but it'd probably get POPPED the next night.

I'd like to see somebody just try to get him to piss in a cup

 

[TarpitCarnivore]

I guess the question is where does he go? LU Season 3 is already done, right?

I guess float the indies or try NJPW? I just don't see him going over well in NJPW

 

[Sephzilla]

I'd like to see somebody just try to get him to piss in a cup

Kangaroo JACKED

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Sunny you should ask the folks in the avatar request thread if they can fix your avatar to have the year you started on GAF and 2016.

 

[klonere]

rovert @SoDuTw
WWE releasing someone who looks like ADR while Owens is the Champion is certainly something.

Two Thousand and Sixteen

 

[Aiii]

Ate Kangaroo meat at a chinese restaurant last sunday.

Wasn't awful, but wasn't great, to be honest, kangaroo's are obviously overrated.

 

[Marvel]

Batista's theme would be gnarly as fuck on a Kangaroo.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Sunny you should ask the folks in the avatar request thread if they can fix your avatar to have the year you started on GAF and 2016.

Lol, I'll be alright. That'd be fun if it said Neogaf Vince McMahon, but I'm betting my av will vanish

 

[Fox318]

Worst thing about WWE using indie dudes? Reading all of your shitty, shitty opinions. So shitty.

 

[Mahonay]

Batista's theme would be gnarly as fuck on a Kangaroo.

Or Brock's.

 

[Marvel]

Or Brock's.

Yeah or Brock's.

Damn Kangaroo's are so cool.

 

[Mahonay]

Worst thing about WWE using indie dudes? Reading all of your shitty, shitty opinions. So shitty.

 

[klonere]

FINN HAS BEEN CLEARED ALREADY

Spoiler

to play Lego

https://twitter.com/FinnBalor/status/774240508059189248

 

[Fox318]

Well Cesaro won in Manila! It's now 3-2!

The comeback of comebacks is real friends

Soon he will take the strap and bring wrestling back into the mainstream.

No more worrying on if you are #safe or not.

 

[Jamie OD]

Has anyone ever gone from a "you're rehired, welcome back" to "you're fired" quicker than Del Rio just has?

Vince Russo was rehired by WWE back in 2002 and only lasted two days. Apparently he went to town when he pitched his ideas. Wanted to do stuff like a complete reboot with all titles vacated.

 

[klonere]

Vince Russo was rehired by WWE back in 2002 and only lasted two days. Apparently he went to town when he pitched his ideas. Wanted to do stuff like a complete reboot with all titles vacated.

I'm pretty sure he also pitched an alien invasion angle.

Or was that Sullivan in the dying days of WCW.

 

[British Monsoon]

Pipe down, Mahonay. If Punk wins, you should man up and review something truly shitty;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQISG_GZSbU

 

[Mahonay]

Vince Russo was rehired by WWE back in 2002 and only lasted two days. Apparently he went to town when he pitched his ideas. Wanted to do stuff like a complete reboot with all titles vacated.

Bro, this totally worked before back in dubaya cee dubayoo. Ratings went up for like one week.

 

[Sephzilla]

Vince Russo was rehired by WWE back in 2002 and only lasted two days. Apparently he went to town when he pitched his ideas. Wanted to do stuff like a complete reboot with all titles vacated.

Didn't WCW do this very same thing?

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Man, Punk's weigh in pics look nightmarish

 

[Zach]

I look forward to being able to talk about Batman w/out criticism after tomorrow

There's a better thread for that

Yeah, this thread is for discussing wrestling and politics.

 

[Strax]

So, that Chris Benoit biopic is back on, and Lexi Alexander is directing.

http://uproxx.com/prowrestling/chris-benoit-movie-update-director/

It's so cute that she thinks that people want this, and that WWE won't interfere with this.

I really want this. Also, bigger companies then WWE can't stop films about them/with them in it so...

 

[Sephzilla]

politics

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Yeah, this thread is for discussing wrestling and politics.

Y'all are free to turn this place into an uncontested shitpile if you like, I'm only one voice!

 

[Aiii]

Y'all are free to turn this place into an uncontested shitpile if you like, I'm only one voice!

We're not counting all your alts as different voices, then?

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[Mahonay]

Pipe down, Mahonay. If Punk wins, you should man up and review something truly shitty;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQISG_GZSbU

Fuck please no

 

[Zach]

If Punk wins tonight tomorrow night I'll review any crap PPV/show on the Network of WrassleGAF's choosing.

The Sunny Mac Memorial Review series

My only request is that it received an F in the WrassleGAF-certified Super Gradez.

 

[Marvel]

Where these Punk weigh in pics?

 

[Deleted member 47027]

 

[Ithil]

Roman is a super good looking dude and is a fantastic worker by 80s standards. What are you people smoking?

The only reason Roman isn't the most popular guy now is the rise of smarks in audiences. The formula they are using with Roman is legit the same formula they use with everyone. Winning constantly has always been the biggest key to success in wrestling it's just that smarks found a reason to boo the guy.

The biggest problem with the guy is Vince's obsession with getting him over as a babyface, not that nobody cares about him.

Imagine Reigns trying to cut a promo with people like Macho Man, or Dusty, or Flair or Arn, or fucking anyone in the 1980s. Jumpin' Jeff Reigns going full...force.

 

[klonere]

Is XPW that promotion owned by a mail order porn guy

 

[Anth0ny]

holy shit

punk has abs

he's no longer a skinny fat ass, but just a skinny ass

 

[Sephzilla]

Someone in the UFC thread said Mickey Gall should come out to Vince's theme.

I laughed

 

[gun_haver]

That isn't that nightmarish. He looks a bit skinny but otherwise fine.

 

[Heroman]

Punk is getting ready for that Wm 33 main event.

 

[Anth0ny]

Roman is a super good looking dude and is a fantastic worker by 80s standards. What are you people smoking?

The only reason Roman isn't the most popular guy now is the rise of smarks in audiences. The formula they are using with Roman is legit the same formula they use with everyone. Winning constantly has always been the biggest key to success in wrestling it's just that smarks found a reason to boo the guy.

The biggest problem with the guy is Vince's obsession with getting him over as a babyface, not that nobody cares about him.

he will never live down the day he won the royal rumble and daniel bryan was dumped over the top rope like a simple jobber

that's all there is to it. that's always what it comes back to.