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[Dr Duncan Steel]

Once Punk let's everything sink in he should seriously reevaluate his MMA career. Dude literally got no offense in and got exposed in pretty much every way

What career?!

I really don't see Punk settling for less than UFC considering the tower he puts himself in and still does even after this fight. Dana basically saying he shouldn't fight in the UFC, dude straight up got cut. In that I say wrap it up, Punk. It is aaaallllll over.

 

[Menome]

CM Punk
Heath Slater/Rhyno
Dean Ambrose

 

[Thorakai]

I'm 37, it's not that old yo.

That said, i'm not contemplating an MMA career. I'm quite happy with my virgin nose intact.

I hear ladies dig the cauliflower ear look

 

[mariachi507]

I really hope that Sunny has an alt and reveals himself with the "it's me Austin!"

 

[MC Safety]

I really hope that Sunny has an alt and reveals himself with the "it's me Austin!"

You can reasonably bet on the posting debut of Vincent McMahon Jr. in a day or so.

 

[RBH]

I'm watching Goldberg vs. Raven from WCW Nitro in April '98 on the WWE Network now.

I'm pleasantly surprised that they're using Goldberg's original WCW theme song instead of dubbing it over with his shitty WWE theme.

Did they always use his original WCW theme on the WWE Network and I just missed it?

 

[cordy]

I'm 37, it's not that old yo.

That said, i'm not contemplating an MMA career. I'm quite happy with my virgin nose intact.

Yep that's what I'm saying. It's just not smart of him to do this at his age. Maybe if he were younger with no wife with less miles on him but not like this. I'm not saying he's like Rocky in Rocky Balboa. I'm saying he's Rocky in (shivers) Rocky V with no kid.

Except Rocky won that street fight.

 

[EricTheRed]

I'm watching Goldberg vs. Raven from WCW Nitro in April '98 on the WWE Network now.

I'm pleasantly surprised that they're using Goldberg's original WCW theme song instead of dubbing it over with his shitty WWE theme.

Did they always use his original WCW theme on the WWE Network and I just missed it?

I've been watching some of the 1998 WCW PPV's and they have his shitty WWE theme dubbed in. Really takes you out of the moment!

As for Punk, my initial reaction after watching his 'fight' this morning was 'what a complete and utter clown'. This whole experiment has made the wrestling and MMA businesses look like a complete joke. He should never of been afforded the treatment he was given and basically stole a pay day from another fighter who would of actually had a chance of staying off his back for more than 30 seconds. And to think they even indulged him by referring to him as CM Punk. What a joke.

 

[TarpitCarnivore]

Shit looks like a Mickey Gall character reveal in a Capcom fighting game.

I don't know if it's the slow motion but it looks like Punk had no idea how to approach a real fight. Just projecting everything from the get go.

 

[rrc1594]

CM Punk was a mark that worked himself into s shoot that ended in a choke. Anyone who thought this guy was going to win fooling themselves. He will come back stronger? LMAO

 

[Heroman]

Punk probably never thought he was going to win. This was a thing for pride and his bucket. At the end of the day you truly respect that.

 

[Nocturnowl]

I truly can't believe a man who went toe to toe with the best pure striker in wrasslin' at WM29 couldn't land a single punch.

 

[reptilescorpio]

Haha Stevie Ray carny as fuck, shilling his hardest in that video

Punk should pull a brock or Bischoff and get a house in the middle of nowhere and fish.

Just stay off the internet.

Nah he enjoys laughing at shitbirds on Twitter too much.

 

[rrc1594]

"Well at least you tried" This ain't no motherfucking Disney movie! He look like a clown who had no reason to be there. Bucket list my ass it was the size of his ego.

 

[Bluekaveli]

"Well at least you tried" This ain't no motherfucking Disney movie! He look like a clown who had no reason to be there. Bucket list my ass it was the size of his ego.

Can you do it? Can you fight him? Would you say it to his face?

LINE EM UP JACK!

 

[cordy]

These Punk fans reacting to the fight on Youtube has to be one of the funniest things I've seen this year. The videos start with them not caring about Mickey (some not even knowing his name) and then they end up respecting Mickey when he punks out Punk lmao.

 

[klonere]

Shit looks like a Mickey Gall character reveal in a Capcom fighting game.

lmao @ paying money for this

get worked

 

[cordy]

Somebody said Mickey Gall's hair wasn't even un-geled at the end of the fight lmao.

 

[whatevermort]

Punk is Jon Favreau in Friends.

 

[orioto]

That was almost as satisfying as Cena/Lesnar. I was laughing the whole time.

Thx god Lashley is here to save the "wrestling is real" team.

 

[Aiii]

CM Punk was a mark that worked himself into s shoot that ended in a choke. Anyone who thought this guy was going to win fooling themselves. He will come back stronger? LMAO

"Well at least you tried" This ain't no motherfucking Disney movie! He look like a clown who had no reason to be there. Bucket list my ass it was the size of his ego.

 

[SymbiantXenos]

Shoot for a leg

It will do wonders

That punch is what happens when you can't cast a miracle in Dark Souls.

 

[Bluekaveli]

MVP said as soon as the punk fight was over, the arena got really clear lol!

 

[Shadow Broker]

It's kind of funny seeing the amount of shade thrown at CM Punk over his loss.


#Still a Punk mark

 

[SymbiantXenos]

Should've had Sin Cara fight instead last night. Would've won easily.

 

[Discotheque]

his punches to mickey gall while he was mounted were so bad. they shouldn't even be called punches really, they looked like the lightest of love taps. they made ambrose's offence look deadly.

 

[Ithil]

You can reasonably bet on the posting debut of Vincent McMahon Jr. in a day or so.

Or the mysterious Mr. Sunny shows up.

 

[Bluekaveli]

I don't give a fuuuuuuck

 

[I Wanna Be The Guy]

Well.....at least I popped when Cult of Personality played.

 

[kiguel182]

Last night I dreamed that Carlito won the WWE championship at Backlash and that the WWE got tons of exposure because of Punk. I was pissed as hell that AJ wasn't champ and vowed to stop watching the product.

Honestly, pretty realistic.

 

[Zach]

That right hand though.

Haha... yeeeaaah.

 

[Zach]

Punks new gimmick should be doing random things he wanted to do as a teenager but now can try now that he his rich and famous but messing it up each time.

I want to see Punk at the X-games bailing dropping into a vert ramp.

I want to see Punk in a shitty band on the main stage of a festival failing to do a solo

I want to see Punk in a race car and being lapped.

funkystudent is a creative genius.

 

[I Wanna Be The Guy]

One positive that will hopefully come from this. Punk's desire to return to WWE may go up sooner rather than later.

 

[SallyIsNow]

Fuck that. He should go to a real promotion, not the McMahon Verbal Felatio Power

Spoiler

3

Hour. Get his ass to NJPW.

 

[slabrock]

Vince is probably thinking "I'm sure Braun Strowman needs someone else to squash." Welcome back Punk.

 

[klonere]

CM Punk may come back to the Double W E but it won't be in the way you want. Remember this.

 

[I Wanna Be The Guy]

CM Punk may come back to the Double W E but it won't be in the way you want. Remember this.

What if he just comes back to get inducted in to the hall of fame and take a spot on the commentary team? Even that I'd be satisfied with. Punk on commentary was gold.

 

[Zach]

There's a PPV tonight, right? I bet if Punk's mentioned it'll be by someone on the talk talk panel thing. And it'll be a positive shout-out and congratulations on the bold attempt. If Vince still cares about him returning to papa, that is.

 

[I Wanna Be The Guy]

There's a PPV tonight, right? I bet if Punk's mentioned it'll be by someone on the talk talk panel thing. And it'll be a positive shout-out and congratulations on the bold attempt. If Vince still cares about him returning to papa, that is.

Vince cares. Vince would kill to have a star like Punk return. Like it or not Punk is a draw and Vince knows it.

 

[Striker]

Vince cares. Vince would kill to have a star like Punk return. Like it or not Punk is a draw and Vince knows it.

MitB and SummerSlam 2011 weren't big buys.

 

[Sephzilla]

I kind of feel bad for Punk because he went through two years of training and didn't even get to show off a single bit of offense. But that's also the exact reason someone should tell him to stop. He didn't get beat by some lucky punch or by judges. He got meticulously destroyed and looked greener than Nia Jax

 

[Mahonay]

Punk is an 82 (out of 100) in the UFC game. Based on his performance tonight, what do you think his rating should be?

42.

 

[Barrage]

Another perk of last night's "fight" is that it should kill the CM Punk chant dead. Any Heel should now see that chant as the ultimate slow pitch down the middle.

 

[Dick Justice]

42.

He'd probably get bodied by a fan at this point. 20 at best.

 

[Sephzilla]

Punk is an 82 (out of 100) in the UFC game. Based on his performance tonight, what do you think his rating should be?

12

 

[MG310]

Controller shuts off as soon as the match starts.

 

[Mahonay]

42 felt super generous after I posted it.

 

[imBask]

now watch Gall get popped and the internet explode

 

[Sephzilla]

Controller shuts off as soon as the match starts.

LMAO

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Fuck McGregor, have Gall for WM 33.