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SHOOTEMBER Wrasslin 2016 |OT| - Can Punks Catch as Catch Can Too?

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Mengetsu

Member
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Get this damn girl
Jesus Paige...What happened to you? I know she's still young and in love but, man think of your career. This guy must have the porn dick to have her stuck like this. Tattoos are no joke and if shit goes wrong she's going to regret this hard. Maybe that's what she will need as a lesson though.
 
Rusev vs KO could be great fun and fresh. Unfortunately the Shield must be gratified with infinite championship opportunities at all costs.
 

Aiii

So not worth it
So am I understanding you guys correctly in that you can only head over heels fall in love with a guy as a woman if he has a really big dick and fucks you really really good?
 

bjork

Member
Lana making money to do literally almost nothing. At least Sable kinda tried to wrassle a few times.

Dean is lazier in his spot than Nash when he had creative control tbh

A Nash compliment?

Is it true at Backlash, someone tried to imitate Punk v Gall?

I saw a gif of it, I think it was Ziggler and whoever he fought, but it was super brief.

Alberto isn't even his first name.

This is what I was saying. Worst case, she can add 's to it and say she loves So Cal mexican food
 

orioto

Good Art™
FInished RAW this morning. Shit, i didn't think i would be THAT right about everything...

Absolute reversed booking. Hell, i'm not even exactly sure Owens is meant to be a heel right now.. That promo against Seth ? The crowd reaction ? Then Seth tries to interfere in Owens's match like a cheap heel.. Not even counting the fact that he tries to eliminate his ex buddy from the title picture...

Are they turning this completely ?

Then they have a match against Reigns where basically 80% of the crowd is for Owens..

They just can't book the reverse of that. They have to go with the flow. And Owens was booked strong and the match was about him surviving.

Basically every wrestling logic yesterday night was telling us Owens is a face lol.
 
Jeff Fischer is a man who has something. Crazy cult leader like charisma? No, then his players would do better than that. A file as thick as his waist on the two owners he managed to string along for his entire HC career? Must be. He's got deep, dark, dank secrets on them.

I think Jeff has something on the whole league finessing contracts like that. He's not a bad coach when he cares but dude is just content with being. 500 or a game below now.

Jeff Fisher is the Vince Russo of NFL head coaches. And just like Russo, Fisher is still living off 1999.
 
So am I understanding you guys correctly in that you can only head over heels fall in love with a guy as a woman if he has a really big dick and fucks you really really good?
I have the utmost confidence if this was the other way around and Alberto was getting tattoos everyone would be saying Paige must he incredible in the sack.
 

klonere

Banned
Lana making money to do literally almost nothing. At least Sable kinda tried to wrassle a few times.

Lana is like 1000x better than Sable ever was.

And Lana did wrestle, very briefly at Wrestlemania and the lead up. She was on house shows too!
 

bjork

Member
Lana is like 1000x better than Sable ever was.

And Lana did wrestle, very briefly at Wrestlemania and the lead up. She was on house shows too!

I'm not one to stick up for Sable, but Sable didn't purposely fuck up her man's storyline and waste company resources because she's jealous like a grade-schooler. Maybe she's different now that she's married, I'll give her the benefit of the doubt for now. But that was some dumbass shit.
 

klonere

Banned
I'm not one to stick up for Sable, but Sable didn't purposely fuck up her man's storyline and waste company resources because she's jealous like a grade-schooler. Maybe she's different now that she's married, I'll give her the benefit of the doubt for now. But that was some dumbass shit.

I don't think we were talking about them in terms of drama or whatever but in terms of being performers? So I have no idea why you brought this up. Sable was let go from the company because she was so difficult to work with, they've kept Lana around so...
 

Strax

Member
So am I understanding you guys correctly in that you can only head over heels fall in love with a guy as a woman if he has a really big dick and fucks you really really good?

to be fair I've known a lot of people of both genders that have mistaken lust for love, not saying that is the case here but it happens.
 

bjork

Member
I don't think we were talking about them in terms of drama or whatever but in terms of being performers? So I have no idea why you brought this up. Sable was let go from the company because she was so difficult to work with, they've kept Lana around so...

But see, I was. So I guess that's our mixup.

If I'm Vince, I don't see the upside in her.

Eh, for most American wrestling fans Ludwig Borga was probably close enough.

Ludvig ended Tatanka's undefeated streak, and that was enough for me. Then it turned out he was some giant dildo irl.
 

klonere

Banned
But see, I was. So I guess that's our mixup.

If I'm Vince, I don't see the upside in her.

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Well, she fucked up a (really awful) angle and got taken off TV, with reports of having massive heat. For a while Rusev was running solo. Then started tweeting all passive aggressively about said heat, which more or less confirms it.
Comes back a while later with a boob job and is re-pushed. I think that's your answer to why she is still employed.
 

Aiii

So not worth it
Glad I didn't tune into RAW, sounds like my plan of RAW only PPVs going forward is a wise choice.

Speaking of, today marks the 1-week-anniversary of my wrestling hiatus.

Things are going well, I used my time to watch Narcos and a bunch of japanese TV shows instead. I didn't hatewatch a single thing last week, was fun.
 

klonere

Banned
I watched some of AAW's Ciero Miedo show last night. Cedric Alexander and Elgin was incredible. Everything Alexander does looks so crisp, so snug. He's also got great in-ring charisma and is a competent enough promo.

It's bizarre how ROH just did nothing with him. Actually one of the commentators called out how ROH could have ran this match but didn't because well, lolROH.Oh and one of them shouted "SHADES OF TRIPLE H" when Elgin did a Tiger Suplex, all hail.

Elgin does a 100x safer Burning Hammer than Kendrick, that's for sure. Hero vs Galloway was a good mean guy match. It's rare that someone on the indies is as physically large as Hero so it definitely brought out a different kind of style from him. It was in place of a planned Tommy End vs Hero match which I was thankful for because having seen that match before it is the epitome of indie excess.
 

klonere

Banned
John and Wai going to a grimy Cleveland indie and having a great time warms my heart.

It is the best time to be watching wrasslin'
 
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