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[Mahonay]

I AM THE JUICE BAR

 

[BronsonLee]

I demand an apology for being compared to Syxx

 

[Mahonay]

Vince wasn't even at Backlash!

Ellsworth was just straight up lying? What a joober

 

[Heroman]

I'm surprised you didn't like it. It was a well done ppv imo.

Kane winning really killed the show for.

 

[jmdajr]

Vince should do Yoga, but he probbaly thinks it for wimps.

 

[bjork]

I demand an apology for being compared to Syxx

 

[Mahonay]

Vince should do Yoga, but he probbaly thinks it for wimps.

Yo...ga? I'm not your homie dammit.

 

[bjork]

holy crap a new bell biv devoe song

 

[Arrowgigantic]

Those chops Metalik laid on TJ are still echoing around my house. Samoa Joe put a pretty heavy one on Tyler Breeze at NXT Austin, but Metalik made Joe look SAWFT.

 

[Mahonay]

Kane winning really killed the show for.

The Eater of Pins.

 

[klonere]

I wanna see Metalik vs Marufuji in a battle of the chops.

 

[Zach]

Yeah, I spoilered it for you last night but this is the most tasteless wrestling thing I've ever seen. Couldn't believe what I had seen. Makes this look like a work of art

To be fair, WWF did the miscarriage angle first. With Terri. Probably Russo's doing, too, but still. Way to set the precedent, WWF!

 

[bjork]

To be fair, WWF did the miscarriage angle first. With Terri. Probably Russo's doing, too, but still. Way to set the precedent, WWF!

for over 50 years, the revolutionary force in sports entertainment

 

[Nocturnowl]

Damn, I'd been rooting for Metallik from the start (because he had a MASK!), so close.
Kind of glad that Ibushi didn't make it to the finals, not that I have any beef with the guy but it just seemed like a boring safe choice.

Kane winning really killed the show for.

lol at enjoyment hinging on a Wyatt PPV victory.

 

[Bluekaveli]

holy crap a new bell biv devoe song

Really? Any good?

 

[Anth0ny]

Damn, I'd been rooting for Metallik from the start (because he had a MASK!), so close.
Kind of glad that Ibushi didn't make it to the finals, not that I have any beef with the guy but it just seemed like a boring safe choice.

the prince of strong style is anything but boring, friend.

 

[bjork]

Really? Any good?

It's ok, but the video feels weird, seeing these 50 year old dudes dressing like they did in 1990. Not that they suddenly have to try and look like Luther or something, but I don't get out much so maybe 50 year old dudes still dress like that.

Plus that one dude still looks like he's from the same alien species as Sam Cassell.

But it's nice to see them making new stuff at any rate.

 

[Mr. Pointy]

I AM THE JUICE BAR

Vince vs Stephen Lang match when?

 

[klonere]

I dunno if Phoenix Splashes and dives off balconies were what Inoki had in mind when he was doing his Strong Style thing. Then again the term Strong Style doesn't really mean all that much anymore I guess.

 

[Anth0ny]

I dunno if Phoenix Splashes and dives off balconies were what Inoki had in mind when he was doing his Strong Style thing. Then again the term Strong Style doesn't really mean all that much anymore I guess.

There are three requirements for Strong Style.

1. Do you KICK REALLY FUCKING HARD

2. Do you CHOP BATTLE A MOTHER FUCKER FOR 4 MINUTES

3. ARE YOU ANTH0NY


If you qualify for any of these three things, YOU ARE STRONG STYLE

 

[klonere]

There are three requirements for Strong Style.

1. Do you KICK REALLY FUCKING HARD

2. Do you CHOP BATTLE A MOTHER FUCKER FOR 4 MINUTES

3. ARE YOU ANTH0NY


If you qualify for any of these three things, YOU ARE STRONG STYLE

 

[Anth0ny]

 

[klonere]

you are spouting off about Strong Style but then you post of a gif of fucking KOBASHI

smdh

 

[jmdajr]

Opposites do attract!

Spoiler

Taker was team God all along

 

[Anth0ny]

you are spouting off about Strong Style but then you post of a gif of fucking KOBASHI

smdh

Friend, are you telling me that Kobashi's chops, which have taken down 70 year old oak trees, would not qualify as "strikes", and thus STRONG STYLE?

smdh

 

[bjork]

I think I have a cold, or a fever. Not sure which. Sore throat and I'm freezing. Today's plan is to wait until the insurance lady calls me, then take a hot shower and go bundle up in bed until work tonight. I haven't been sick in months, and this has been a horrid month so far. The back half being better would be nice.

 

[jmdajr]

I got my Flu shot yesterday. I get it every year and feel it has helped. Yeah I might still get sick here and there but it lasts a few days while other I know are fucked up for WEEKS.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Opposites do attract!

Spoiler

Taker was team God all along

Using social media to plant the seeds for Taker/Kane 2016/2017 edition.
God's dope striker vs the Devil's Favourite Demon.

 

[bjork]

I got my Flu shot yesterday. I get it every year and feel it has helped. Yeah I might still get sick here and there but it lasts a few days while other I know are fucked up for WEEKS.

I don't want autism

[edit - that was bad, I apologize. bad bjork

 

[Strax]

Son of a bitch, that jobber is a liar

No, he's not

 

[klonere]

Friend, are you telling me that Kobashi's chops, which have taken down 70 year old oak trees, would not qualify as "strikes", and thus STRONG STYLE?

smdh

Kobashi is the living embodiment of King's Road, he wouldn't associate himself with STRONG STYLE.

Opposites do attract!

Spoiler

Taker was team God all along

No wonder the Mordecai feud never came together.

 

[jmdajr]

I don't want autism

 

[Aiii]

Jesus, just came back from a visit to one of my colleagues, who had a bleeding in his brain and has some clogged brain artery near his brain stem. Guy's 33, has no feeling in the left side of his body, can barely even write with his right hand because his motor skills are impaired, speaks like he has had 20 beers. Guy was perfectly healthy, completely fit and then boom outta nowhere, with no warning signs something like that happens. He's lucky he's still alive and brains are super resilient and can rewire and shit, but he's looking at months upon months of work in a rehab center which can't even guarantee 100% recovery.

We humans are way too fragile, friends.

 

[Ronin Ray]

Just saw the bayley vs asuka takeover 2 match and I thought it was really good. Asuka comes off as such a star to me

 

[klonere]

DBry retweeted something from Jill Stein yesterday.

The same day that Stein gave an absolutely disastrous interview to Vox.

 

[The Strokes]

Backlash

Women's Title Match - **1/4

Bray Wyatt vs. Kane - **3/4

 

[DMczaf]

https://instagram.com/p/BKYCTCHDgxt/

Cena wants to get popped!

 

[bjork]

Jesus, just came back from a visit to one of my colleagues, who had a bleeding in his brain and has some clogged brain artery near his brain stem. Guy's 33, has no feeling in the left side of his body, can barely even write with his right hand because his motor skills are impaired, speaks like he has had 20 beers. Guy was perfectly healthy, completely fit and then boom outta nowhere, with no warning signs something like that happens. He's lucky he's still alive and brains are super resilient and can rewire and shit, but he's looking at months upon months of work in a rehab center which can't even guarantee 100% recovery.

We humans are way too fragile, friends.

His age probably works in his favor as far as recovery goes, so at least there's that?

 

[jmdajr]

Jesus, just came back from a visit to one of my colleagues, who had a bleeding in his brain and has some clogged brain artery near his brain stem. Guy's 33, has no feeling in the left side of his body, can barely even write with his right hand because his motor skills are impaired, speaks like he has had 20 beers. Guy was perfectly healthy, completely fit and then boom outta nowhere, with no warning signs something like that happens. He's lucky he's still alive and brains are super resilient and can rewire and shit, but he's looking at months upon months of work in a rehab center which can't even guarantee 100% recovery.

We humans are way too fragile, friends.

Wtf just a random stroke? Sorry to hear this. I hope recovery is as fast a possible.

 

[DMczaf]

Meltz on CWC : "I don't think wwe has ever had a 2 hour show of this high of quality....ever."

 

[Aiii]

DBry retweeted something from Jill Stein yesterday.

The same day that Stein gave an absolutely disastrous interview to Vox.

Is Jill Stein that green party nutjob? Because that totally seems like Daniel's crowd, some of us have been calling that anti-vax shit of D-Bry and Brie out for ages, they don't hide it.

 

[Anth0ny]

Kobashi is the living embodiment of King's Road, he wouldn't associate himself with STRONG STYLE.

I always associated the whole FIGHTING SPIRIT thing with STRONG STYLE, especially when two buff mother fuckers are smacking eachother for 4 minutes without giving an inch, but I guess King's Road is more accurate.

STRONG STYLE sounds way fucking cooler, though.

 

[jmdajr]

Is Jill Stein that green party nutjob? Because that totally seems like Daniel's crowd, some of us have been calling that anti-vax shit of D-Bry and Brie out for ages, they don't hide it.

I feel like D Bry could have been an epic hipster heel. Just ungodly annoying.
I think he's off meat again now that he doesn't have to wrestle.

edit: Anyone ever seen The Dictator?

This character would be like his perfect wife.

 

[Aiii]

His age probably works in his favor as far as recovery goes, so at least there's that?

Yeah, that certainly helps a lot, as well as the fact that mentally he's still 100% there. I always say that I don't care what happens to me, as long as I can still move at least one arm and have my full mental capabilities I'm good. And even the arm I could miss if I really need to, just get me a laser pointer and one of them PC interfaces for your head.

Wtf just a random stroke? Sorry to hear this. I hope recovery is as fast a possible.

Completely outta nowhere, guy just started feeling numb on his left side and that's that. Healthiest guy I know, never sick or anything.

 

[Heroman]

You guys want to hear a Joke

Spoiler

Dolpth Ziggler

 

[bjork]

Yeah, that certainly helps a lot, as well as the fact that mentally he's still 100% there. I always say that I don't care what happens to me, as long as I can still move at least one arm and have my full mental capabilities I'm good. And even the arm I could miss if I really need to, just get me a laser pointer and one of them PC interfaces for your head.

I'm way more selfish than that. I've told my relatives if I'm ever unable to do for myself and there's no undoing that, to just put a pillow on my face and sit on it. Being alive is cool sometimes, but not so much that I'd want to be looked after and make people endure that whole process.

 

[Kaladin]

Large image dump incoming:

Holy shit. The Cruiserweight Classic Finale was one of if not the best night of live wrestling I have ever experienced. This show started at 10, turned it to 11, 12 and stayed in that range all night. Even the tag match which was total filler kept up the pace. These guys knew the spot they had and it was amazing. I don't even know if I could pick a favorite match of the night, it was all crazy.

Here's some of my pictures from the show:

Waiting for the show to start:

The trophy:

Match #1 : Gran Metalik vs Zack Sabre Jr.

Gran Metalik wins!

Keeping it going with Ibushi vs TJ Perkins

My sole attempt at an action shot, Ibushi flies!

TJP advances!

Ciampa and Gargano vs Dar and Alexander

Gargano and Ciampa with the win

And now for the finals....TJP vs Gran Metalik

A wild Triple H appears! He's apparently a babyface authority figure here.

and this match is now to crown the first new Cruiserweight Champion!

and your winnner....TJP!

I'll admit, I was rooting for Sabre because I love the technical style, but TJP was the right choice here. The biggest story of the night IMO, is TJP winning over this crowd. He was boo'd heavily at the start of the night because he won over Swann and Gargano, but he was cheered by the end of it. It was an amazing night to experience live.

 

[bjork]

Those are some great, great seats. Looks like it was a pretty awesome show.

 

[klonere]

Is Jill Stein that green party nutjob? Because that totally seems like Daniel's crowd, some of us have been calling that anti-vax shit of D-Bry and Brie out for ages, they don't hide it.

Yes, unabashedly so. That would make Daniel and Brie uh, regressive idiots, to put it mildly.

Spoiler

Not to shit the thread up with politics but Stein outright said in that interview that it was okay for Russia to invade Crimea and the Ukraine because the used to own it. Replace Russia with "England" and Ukraine with "Ireland" lmao

I always associated the whole FIGHTING SPIRIT thing with STRONG STYLE, especially when two buff mother fuckers are smacking eachother for 4 minutes without giving an inch, but I guess King's Road is more accurate.

STRONG STYLE sounds way fucking cooler, though.

It does I guess. If Boots is hovering around the thread I'm sure he could give a better breakdown on the differences between the two.

 

[wild wild rice]

Meltz on CWC : "I don't think wwe has ever had a 2 hour show of this high of quality....ever."

Wow. Can't wait to watch this shit later.