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Shootmember 2 Wrasslin |OT| :Shoot from the Hip When in Heated Verbal Exchanges
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I agree with this post 100%
sf2fanatic
Member
False. I'm way taller than the MizYou already met him:
That was Bronson levels right there
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
When is Summer Rae coming back and why is she not coming back as part of the Fashion Police? She's pretty popular when she isn't being asked to actually wrestle. The last thing she did was the Rusev angle which I personally remember as hilarious due to Hot Summer // Cold Lana // Throws a Fish
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Deleted member 47027
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I wish. She's pretty great. Summer Bae dabes.
Um... this has been my entire purpose in this thread for, like, 15 years now.
We're here. We're queer. Get used to it.
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Deleted member 47027
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Alright folks, I'll be organizing a few events, and coordinating with Sephzilla so that we have fun things going on for WrassleGAF in the near future.
Putting together a Best Promos watching party, and getting ducks in a row for a proper Discord channel.
Putting together a Best Promos watching party, and getting ducks in a row for a proper Discord channel.
bean breath
Member
I'll start gathering my favorite Bray Wyatt promos.
Dental Plan
Member
Wow that was really fun to read.
Ohhh I'll have to check that out tonight.
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Deleted member 47027
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Should be good. Wyatt does a lot of great promos. Some people think he's too wordy, but he paints a picture.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
Well they say a picture is worth a thousand words.
Which means Bray provides a gallery's worth of words every week.
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Deleted member 47027
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Potential Best Promos entry - Archie "The Stomper" Gouldie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qcDVn3qyyA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qcDVn3qyyA
But if he's painting with the words, doesn't that mean he needs a thousand words to get one painting up there?
Dark Ninja
Member
Gronk helped Mojo win The Andre Royal Rumble and now Rousey is helping Shayna win the MYC. So going off that Kairi will be NXT Champion in a month or so.
sf2fanatic
Member
Will we see some Eli Drake/Shaun Ricker promo's?
Professor Beef
Banned
Relevant:
bean breath
Member
With a Bray Wyatt promo, it's almost more about the cadence, intonation, and general flow of his voice than the words themselves.
I couldn't tell you why he's feuding with Finn Balor but it's almost like I know why without really knowing.
I couldn't tell you why he's feuding with Finn Balor but it's almost like I know why without really knowing.
Yeah and he says thousands every week.
The joke breaks down at some point but he talks way too fucking much.
sf2fanatic
Member
Bray should have his October PPV match at some crazy haunted house
half a moon
Banned
I tune out or even Fast Forward when listening to Bray promos. Don't care.
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Bray Wyatt promo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GF7S4go5gE
Every night we lay our heads down to dream, and that's when our minds really start to tick. We start remembering all these things, these horrible things, these travesties that have happened to us in our lives. But in our dreams we are superheroes. In our dreams we can fix everything. We dream of revenge, we dream of payback. Just like that man, just like that we wake up and that's when reality starts to set in. That's when we go to the mirror and we look into it and remember that we are not superheroes and that we can not fix everything. And so we bottle all this rage up inside of us and we go on living our dismal little lives as if nothing is wrong. But everything, everything, everything is wrong and I plan on fixing that.
You see, I used to have this mean old teacher and this teacher she used to look down upon me and she went to great measures to make sure that I remembered that I was a piece of trash and that I would never amount to anything in my life. She believed that everything she read in a book was true and that everything I believed in was a lie. So I went up to her and I said "Ms. Teacher Lady, what is it about you that makes you think that you're so much better than me, that makes you think you're so much smarter than me? Is it because your Mommy and Daddy paid for you to go to some fancy school so that you could wave this diploma around all of us? So that you could look down upon children and force feed them propaganda?" Well I say "na uh". She looked at me and she said "Bray Wyatt you are rotten, you stand for nothing." She said "Bray Wyatt the first time that I ever looked inside of your eyes I knew there was something inside of you. I knew that you were evil."
But I'm proud to say that right now somewhere that teacher lady is rotting inside of some retirement home filled up with all of her life's regrets. But I Bray Wyatt stand in front of you here today as a conqueror, as a revolutionary, as the man of a thousand truths and I say Miss teacher lady look at me right now. I got the whole damn world in my hands.
That is my payback. My ends justify my means.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GF7S4go5gE
Every night we lay our heads down to dream, and that's when our minds really start to tick. We start remembering all these things, these horrible things, these travesties that have happened to us in our lives. But in our dreams we are superheroes. In our dreams we can fix everything. We dream of revenge, we dream of payback. Just like that man, just like that we wake up and that's when reality starts to set in. That's when we go to the mirror and we look into it and remember that we are not superheroes and that we can not fix everything. And so we bottle all this rage up inside of us and we go on living our dismal little lives as if nothing is wrong. But everything, everything, everything is wrong and I plan on fixing that.
You see, I used to have this mean old teacher and this teacher she used to look down upon me and she went to great measures to make sure that I remembered that I was a piece of trash and that I would never amount to anything in my life. She believed that everything she read in a book was true and that everything I believed in was a lie. So I went up to her and I said "Ms. Teacher Lady, what is it about you that makes you think that you're so much better than me, that makes you think you're so much smarter than me? Is it because your Mommy and Daddy paid for you to go to some fancy school so that you could wave this diploma around all of us? So that you could look down upon children and force feed them propaganda?" Well I say "na uh". She looked at me and she said "Bray Wyatt you are rotten, you stand for nothing." She said "Bray Wyatt the first time that I ever looked inside of your eyes I knew there was something inside of you. I knew that you were evil."
But I'm proud to say that right now somewhere that teacher lady is rotting inside of some retirement home filled up with all of her life's regrets. But I Bray Wyatt stand in front of you here today as a conqueror, as a revolutionary, as the man of a thousand truths and I say Miss teacher lady look at me right now. I got the whole damn world in my hands.
That is my payback. My ends justify my means.
FTFY
SomewhatGroovy
Banned
Those botchedspot comics never make a lick of sense to me. Someone else needs to give the pro-wrestling comedy routine a go.
Can we take a minute and acknowledge that if Sunflower and bean breath could clean up, you'd have been gone by now.
Can we take a minute and acknowledge that if Sunflower and bean breath could clean up, you'd have been gone by now.
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Hey, thanks dream. I also am glad bean is here. I'll never forget him talking about Christmas Bounty.
I'm not sure how more straight forward that one can be?
Aren't you someone's alt account?
dream
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I agree: SomewhatGroovy is the Guy Fieri of wrestlinggaf.
bean breath
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Dental Plan
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Bray was one of my favorite sports entertainers. Once we won the WWE Championship and had a lame run with it, he dropped off for me. Now he is stuck in a feud with Mr. Abs
This is the new "For sale: baby shoes, never worn." : (
Sweeney Tom
Banned
I thought calling people gimmick posters was punishable now?
The old gang not going to be back together for long at this rate
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Whoa, I sense a lot of hostility here. Can we hit reset buttons and just look at everyone with fresh, new eyes? I know I am. Everyone here is a wrasslin fan, even if they're hatewatching Raw now (god I hope it's not still happening) people initially got into wrasslin for a reason, even if they don't like today's product. Maybe we can do what Russo did with WCW and hit that reset button and make Sid a champ.
SomewhatGroovy
Banned
I'm not going to lie, Dental Plan; I had forgotten that he even won the belt. I still don't and won't lay the blame on his lap. The guy is a talent but Vince and co. cannot figure him out.
If WWE did Halloween Havoc there would be at least one pumpkin on a pole match and a JBL bobbing for apples segment.
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Still is one of my favorites, even if he isnt in the FAVE FIVE. I still enjoy him and watch him happily.
Mr. Abs...Tony Nese? Or lil' Finnlet?
sf2fanatic
Member
*Hands DM a vest and a rope.* We may need to escape soon
wild wild rice
Member
Is Naitch's "Ain't Dead Yet" the best promo of 2017?
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What would a WWE Halloween Havoc event look like today?
Who would Enzo dress up as? Scarecrow from Wizard of Oz?
What would they do on 205 Live?
Who would Corey Graves dress up as to do commentary? I'm thinking Yet-Tay.
Let your imaginations run wild - what else?