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Escape Goat · Jun 23, 2004

A girl came by soliciting magazines (magazines you freaks) for a fund raiser. She was short, cute 19 year old brunette. If she wins she gets 1000 tuition money and a trip to Mexico. I did a survey for her and decided to get a subscription which I can cancel tomorrow (Yeah, I'm waiting to be screwed by this!).

I asked for her number because I figured if something went wrong I needed someone to kill. She said sure and wrote it down and said if I needed anything that she'd be home by 8. Why is it so easy to get girls numbers? Nooo!

Willco · Jun 23, 2004

You are the opposite of cool.

Escape Goat · Jun 23, 2004

Spider-Man 2 is going to rock though.

DopeyFish · Jun 23, 2004

Willco said:
You are the opposite of cool.

So you're saying he's warm?

GuntherBait · Jun 23, 2004

Teh Hamburglar said:
A girl came by soliciting magazines (magazines you freaks) for a fund raiser. She was short, cute 19 year old brunette. If she wins she gets 1000 tuition money and a trip to Mexico. I did a survey for her and decided to get a subscription which I can cancel tomorrow (Yeah, I'm waiting to be screwed by this!).

I asked for her number because I figured if something went wrong I needed someone to kill. She said sure and wrote it down and said if I needed anything that she'd be home by 8. Why is it so easy to get girls numbers? Nooo!

^

evil ways · Jun 23, 2004

Should I FHUTA?

said if I needed anything that she'd be home by 8.

That sounds like a yes right there.

Mama Smurf · Jun 23, 2004

So you're not gay? You were on the list.

Willco · Jun 23, 2004

DopeyFish said:
So you're saying he's warm?

More like lukewarm.

Escape Goat · Jun 23, 2004

I am thus why I was disappointed how easily it is to get girls phone number.

Suerte · Jun 23, 2004

Mama Smurf said:
So you're not gay? You were on the list.

Apparently there were errors in the matrix, erm, I mean, the list.

Don't sue me

DopeyFish · Jun 23, 2004

Willco said:
More like lukewarm.

what's the opposite of lukewarm then?

Willco · Jun 23, 2004

DopeyFish said:
what's the opposite of lukewarm then?

That would be cool, sir. Cold is the opposite of hot. Brisk is the opposite of warm.

DJ Sl4m · Jun 23, 2004

I say bend her over, then ask her to take a quick survey about it ;p

Escape Goat · Jun 23, 2004

DJ Sl4m said:
I say bend her over, then ask her to take a quick survey about it ;p

lol

evil solrac v3.0 · Jun 23, 2004

ham i'd like you to refer to page 88 of the axis employee manual pertaining to females and FHUTAING.... please read chapters 2,3 and 4 articles 23.4 ,23.7 and PLEASE, PLEASE call me tomorrow to have a conference on what went wrong and right.

Mason · Jun 23, 2004

You should FHITP just because.

DopeyFish · Jun 23, 2004

Willco said:
That would be cool, sir. Cold is the opposite of hot. Brisk is the opposite of warm.

Defeated at the hands of Will Federman once again! ARGH! You haven't seen the last of me yet, Spider-man!

evil solrac v3.0 · Jun 23, 2004

willco is federman? how long did he have to wait to get back?

Willco · Jun 23, 2004

evil solrac v3.0 said:
willco is federman? how long did he have to wait to get back?

Uh, never.

DMczaf · Jun 23, 2004

Dude! Those girls came here last week (different girl last year) !

Theres no 1000 tuition money and a trip to Mexico! Its all a scam to get high!

That phone number she gave you is probably this dude's

sc0la · Jun 23, 2004

Mama Smurf said:
So you're not gay? You were on the list.

Thats what Teh Hamburgle and I get for being the only straight guys in that gay pride parade thread.

way more · Jun 23, 2004

Teh Hamburglar said:
A girl came by soliciting magazines (magazines you freaks) for a fund raiser. She was short, cute 19 year old brunette.

Sorry to disapoint you but these girls are teases. They just want you to buy the mags, they always flirt it up. I take it this was the first time you've met one. Oh yeah, if she stuck any flier or paper on your door, take it down!

RiZ III · Jun 23, 2004

I thought Hamburglar was a conservative homophobe

evil solrac v3.0 · Jun 23, 2004

RiZ III said:
I thought Hamburglar was a conservative homophobe

man are you off-base.... like, waaaaaaaaaaaaaay off base.

RiZ III · Jun 23, 2004

so hes not even conservative?? clearly the real hamburglar has been abducted by aliens then.

Particle Physicist · Jun 23, 2004

Teh Hamburglar said:
I am thus why I was disappointed how easily it is to get girls phone number.

you got that backwards.. its easy to get girls numbers.. cause you are gay.

evil solrac v3.0 · Jun 23, 2004

RiZ III said:
so hes not even conservative?? clearly the real hamburglar has been abducted by aliens then.

i've been searching for the real ham for a while now. i suspect he died after GAF imploded. but maybe he survived... ham always did know how to get out of a sticky situation.... but maybe not this time. who knows....

Felidae_Khrall · Jun 23, 2004

evil solrac v3.0 said:
i've been searching for the real ham for a while now. i suspect he died after GAF imploded. but maybe he survived... ham always did know how to get out of a sticky situation.... but maybe not this time. who knows....

Now lets all go out for ice cream!

evil solrac v3.0 · Jun 23, 2004

Felidae_Khrall said:
Now lets all go out for ice cream!

I WANT PISTACHIO ICE CREAM AND MACADAMIA NUTS!!!!

Escape Goat · Jun 23, 2004

Holy crap...

Naked Snake · Jun 23, 2004

Escape Goat · Jun 23, 2004

Yes, I am. I'm gay. Who else should I inform?

The Shadow · Jun 23, 2004

Teh Hamburglar said:
Yes, I am. I'm gay. Who else should I inform?

There's a government agency you need to write to. By law they need an update on your sexual status every 2 years or so.

Naked Snake · Jun 23, 2004

Teh Hamburglar said:
Yes, I am. I'm gay. Who else should I inform?

Ignore them dude, they're just stupid and can't read.

darscot · Jun 23, 2004

How can this surprise you if your gay. If I was gay I could get laid at the rest area. And your bitching that girls are easy. Talk about hypocrite.

Suerte · Jun 23, 2004

darscot
Idot Member

darscot · Jun 23, 2004

God I hate that tag. Like people don't notice I spell like shit. Now I have to have people quote it.

MrPing1000 · Jun 23, 2004

Its insulting to her and our intelligence that you had to ask

Suerte · Jun 23, 2004

darscot said:
God I hate that tag. Like people don't notice I spell like shit. Now I have to have people quote it.

Nah, it's appropriate because you do seem like an "idot"

darscot · Jun 23, 2004

The if I was gay I could get laid at the rest area is ripped off from a movie. I didn't make that little gem up. I think it's bus stop though instead of rest area. Was it Vince Vaughn?

RiZ III · Jun 23, 2004

So teh hamburglar is gay.. this is impossible. Hamburglar is a conservative. Wtf is going on?

Nikashi · Jun 23, 2004

darscot said:
God I hate that tag. Like people don't notice I spell like shit. Now I have to have people quote it.

Actually, in this case, I think he was referring to the fact that you're a FUCKING IDIOT for saying the shit you just said.

AND IT'S YOU'RE FOR GODSSAKE!

"You Are" contracts to "You're", just as "Darscot, you're a fucking idiot"

"Your" is indicitive of ownership. Such as "What the fuck is your problem"

edit: It's okay because you saw it in a movie? Dude, you deserve every little bit of ridicule you get.

Naked Snake · Jun 23, 2004

RiZ III said:
So teh hamburglar is gay.. this is impossible. Hamburglar is a conservative. Wtf is going on?

wtf does it bother you if someone is gay? Unless you're of the opposite sex and you fancied them.

darscot · Jun 23, 2004

Man, how man times I don't give a shit about spelling and or grammer. If that's your thing whatever spell to your little hearts content. Anyone that has ever read shit I type knows it's going to be a fucking mess. Second it's from a movie for chist sakes and it was a joke.

One last thing ridicule me all you like but you gotta bring more to the table then you have bad spelling and a lame tag.

RiZ III · Jun 23, 2004

no it doesnt. Its just for the longest time, I had a completely diff image of him.

Nikashi · Jun 23, 2004

darscot said:
Man, how man times I don't give a shit about spelling and or grammer. If that's your thing whatever spell to your little hearts content. Anyone that has ever read shit I type knows it's going to be a fucking mess. Second it's from a movie for chist sakes and it was a joke.

One last thing ridicule me all you like but you gotta bring more to the table then you have bad spelling and a lame tag.

How about the fact that you're a total fucking moron who thinks quoting hate from a movie makes it okay, can't take even a SIMPLE little ribbing without having a temper tantrum.

And your dick is probably small too.

BAM!

darscot · Jun 23, 2004

LOL, better not much but it's a start.

Go easy on the whole quoting hate thing. Please explain were the hate is in what I said?

Escape Goat · Jun 23, 2004

Riz, if you had to label me I guess I'd be more libertarian.

=W= · Jun 23, 2004

I don't know why anybody is shocked cosidering the homoerotic undertones in his avatar. It's obvious Mario just wants to pound Yoshi in the butt.

Matrix · Jun 23, 2004

This whole time I always thought Ham was a vegetarian.

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