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Since previously well know films are being remade with all female cast, what all men cast remake of classic film, do you wanna see?
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FunkMiller
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Reverse gangbang - the thread.
INC
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The pegging?
INC
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Wait.......wouldn't it be white dudes?
Relativ9
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Ulysses 31
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The Shawshenk Redemption
Unforgiven
The Grey
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Unforgiven
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The Craft is maybe the only one, a couple of dudes get magic and shit goes sideways.
The thing is most all female projects either have plots that just wouldn't work for men or are already riffs off male projects in the first place. Who wants to see all male nurses, waiters, elementary school teachers, or prostitutes? The all male "women's prison" movie is just.... a prison film.
All male projects are usually war, extreme exploration, harsh environment stuff, you know, cool.
The thing is most all female projects either have plots that just wouldn't work for men or are already riffs off male projects in the first place. Who wants to see all male nurses, waiters, elementary school teachers, or prostitutes? The all male "women's prison" movie is just.... a prison film.
All male projects are usually war, extreme exploration, harsh environment stuff, you know, cool.
cherry2000
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The little Merman
INC
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I dont think you're grasping the idea here..........
SidViscous
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Handsome Man.
A story about desperate rich woman who falls in love with a male escort whilst on vacation in Tenerife. It ends with her being single and riddled with STDs.
A story about desperate rich woman who falls in love with a male escort whilst on vacation in Tenerife. It ends with her being single and riddled with STDs.
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Kilau
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INC
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Again you're missing the point........
BaneIsPain
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Ocean's 8 or Little Women. Hah
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The Cockatrice
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Tomb Raider.
Bunker Hosted
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INC
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More of a joke thread tbh, the most outrageous remake
Don't think anyone wants this to happen lol
Pagusas
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lol, that’s generally what one does when they aren’t interested in a threads concept…
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Bullet Club
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Pretty Man (Pretty Woman)
Lawyer Melissa McCarthy picks up a down on his luck hooker (Justin Bieber) to go to some business events & charity functions. High jinks ensues!
Fifty Shades of Grey
Rosie O'Donnell pegs and whips Zac Efron for 2 hours.
Legally Bald (Legally Blonde)
The Rock, a popular sports star, is dumped by his girlfriend. He decides to follow her to law school. While he is there, he figures out that there is more to him than just being a good athlete.
Lawyer Melissa McCarthy picks up a down on his luck hooker (Justin Bieber) to go to some business events & charity functions. High jinks ensues!
Fifty Shades of Grey
Rosie O'Donnell pegs and whips Zac Efron for 2 hours.
Legally Bald (Legally Blonde)
The Rock, a popular sports star, is dumped by his girlfriend. He decides to follow her to law school. While he is there, he figures out that there is more to him than just being a good athlete.
Kilau
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Gorgeous ladies in that poster and Lindsay Lohan.
INC
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Waiting for this
3 lesbians and a baby, their struggle to adopt a baby, in a state when gay people can't adopt
Surprised its not been done already
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jshackles
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The baby would be genderless
Dark Star
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dude raider or uncharted
haxan7
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The Covenan+They kind of did this already:
GymWolf
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Except the craft was actually kinda good.They kind of did this already:
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All roles gender swapped in Alien might be funny
Husky
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Alan's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking Glass. No reason for it really. It'd just be a faithful adaptation of the books, with Alice swapped for a boy, and idk, Tilda Swinton plays the Mad Hattress. I mostly just wanna see a high quality live-action adaptation of these two.
Remake the Harriet Tubman biopic but make it star Harrison Tub (the "man" goes without saying), just because replacing a woman in her own heavily embellished story is wild and wacky, just like Harrison Tub's gonna be.
Terminator: Dark Fate, except the new girl is swapped out for John Connor, and the cyborg girl is swapped out for Lakeith Stanfield, our new badass leading man. Sarah Connor stays.
Remake the Harriet Tubman biopic but make it star Harrison Tub (the "man" goes without saying), just because replacing a woman in her own heavily embellished story is wild and wacky, just like Harrison Tub's gonna be.
Terminator: Dark Fate, except the new girl is swapped out for John Connor, and the cyborg girl is swapped out for Lakeith Stanfield, our new badass leading man. Sarah Connor stays.
Thanks for the recommendation. I'll check it out.They kind of did this already:
The Craft had a lot of solid occult references to it for a pop movie. Gen X movie echoing revival/development of feminine spiritual mysteries re:neopaganism. Revival of masculine side of those mysteries 21st Gen Z style with all that's changed in last 30 years with Chaos magick and other stuff the internet has opened up since The Craft and all the genders flipped would be a wild film.
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This is kinda the all-female version of The Hangover already. Not to mention, one of the most unfunny movies I’ve had the displeasure to watch in the last decade. Just terrible.
Truth be told, I’m at a loss for all-female (or nearly that) classic movies.