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Smoothest Vodka (or alcoholic drink) you've ever tasted?

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FLEABttn

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Like butter.


I'm hesitant to say the smoothest, but this certainly is up there.


Sorry but no.
 

Dai101

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I've read online that if you filter bottom-shelf/rail vodka through a charcoal water filter (like a Brita, for example) that it DRASTICALLY improves the smoothness of it. I'm not sure if it's BS or not as I haven't tried it and I'm not much of a vodka fan, but I'm curious if other GAFfers have.

This sounds like complete fiction, but I guess it doesn't hurt to try!

Like everything else in this universe the Mythbusters lready tested it


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kO077nu2m5E
 
Ciroc is super smooth. It goes down like water. Grey Goose is trash.
I also enjoy Jack Daniels.

I've read online that if you filter bottom-shelf/rail vodka through a charcoal water filter (like a Brita, for example) that it DRASTICALLY improves the smoothness of it. I'm not sure if it's BS or not as I haven't tried it and I'm not much of a vodka fan, but I'm curious if other GAFfers have.
I've tried this with cheap shitty vodka and can confirm it works.
 

Condom

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If you hate the taste of alcohol you're going to taste it anywhere, I know I do.

Nicest and strongest stuff I had was a good quality bottle of Rakia (60%) when I was in Montenegro. For 60% alcohol it was surprisingly smooth and got you fucked up all right. Better than vodka for sure.
 
You're crazy.

Get Luksusowa or Koenig for way cheaper and it's even smoother.

Potato vodkas have a creaminess to them that I think makes it smoother.

Wish I could agree. Have been drinking Luksoswa and Grey Goose for years. GG is NOTICEABLY smoother.

Not to slander Luk, it's absolutely amazing value for it's price.
 

nomster

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Vodka rocks is my drink of choice. Lot of Grey Goose fans here buts it's never been my favorite. Titos or Ketel if no Titos on hand. I actually prefer svedka to GG straight up.
 

xenist

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My throat may have been desensitized from all the cheap alcohol I've drunk but I don't see how vodka could get any smoother than Grey Goose. I certainly couldn't perceive it.
 

Apt101

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Mixed drinks count? Of all places, the bartender at a local Appleby's made the most exquisite Long Island ice teas. They were of course loaded with alcohol but she had measurements down pat and put something extra in them that I now forget. It had, I swear, almost no alcoholic taste at all. I used to stop by almost every Friday after work for about five months for one.

One day she told me she finally got some medical certification and was going to be working at the same hospital I work in. Broke my heart. I see her in the parking lot every now and then. I actually considered asking her out just so that, on some small chance things worked out, she could make me those drinks for the rest of our lives.

"Daddy, how did you and mom meet?". "Well honey, mom was a bartender at this place.....".
 
Like everything else in this universe the Mythbusters lready tested it


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kO077nu2m5E

This was super interesting. Thanks for the link.

What's amazing is how complex human perception is. Combine your taste receptors with the neurons in your brain and you have the ability to discern the microscopic differences in physical arrangement between two compositionally identical chemicals.

RIP

I know you jest, but this shit is liquid fire. It's literally the opposite of smooth!

I've never had a cocktail where I legitimately could not taste the alcohol in it. Are you guys exaggerating or...?

I could understand if you were talking about drinking a spirit straight and neat, but a cocktail? With the right spirit and right amount of alcohol, you can indeed make the taste of alcohol disappear 100%.

If you hate the taste of alcohol you're going to taste it anywhere, I know I do.

Nicest and strongest stuff I had was a good quality bottle of Rakia (60%) when I was in Montenegro. For 60% alcohol it was surprisingly smooth and got you fucked up all right. Better than vodka for sure.

Depends on the percentage of alcohol in the drink. I doubt anyone would taste it in a drink that contained less than 1% of alcohol.

Mixed drinks count? Of all places, the bartender at a local Appleby's made the most exquisite Long Island ice teas. They were of course loaded with alcohol but she had measurements down pat and put something extra in them that I now forget. It had, I swear, almost no alcoholic taste at all. I used to stop by almost every Friday after work for about five months for one.

One day she told me she finally got some medical certification and was going to be working at the same hospital I work in. Broke my heart. I see her in the parking lot every now and then. I actually considered asking her out just so that, on some small chance things worked out, she could make me those drinks for the rest of our lives.

"Daddy, how did you and mom meet?". "Well honey, mom was a bartender at this place.....".

You should go for it!
 
Stolichnaya 4 life. Always have a bottle in my freezer. Grey Goose is about as smooth as Stoli for double the price, I can't believe so many people here like it. It's all marketing.
 

jelly

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Haven't tried a lot different vodkas but Russian Standard goes down very well. Better than Smirnoff and Absolut.
 
Stolichnaya 4 life. Always have a bottle in my freezer. Grey Goose is about as smooth as Stoli for double the price, I can't believe so many people here like it. It's all marketing.

Well, marketing has a lot to do with it, yes, but grey goose is still good Vodka. It's certainly not shit tier. Overpriced? Yes, but lots of Vodka is overpriced.
 
This thread has given me a lot of things to try. Despite vodka being among my favourite spirits I have drank disappointingly little of it. Grey Goose is probably the smoothest I have tried.
 

marzlapin

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I could understand if you were talking about drinking a spirit straight and neat, but a cocktail? With the right spirit and right amount of alcohol, you can indeed make the taste of alcohol disappear 100%.

I'm talking about when people say that a cocktail is strong enough to be intoxicating but that they can't taste the alcohol in it, which is a thing I hear people say all the time. If I put a teaspoon of booze in a large glass of mixer I'm sure it would be hard to taste, but I've never been served a cocktail and not been able to taste that it's alcoholic.
 

Trojita

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Hibiki is really that good? Wonder how much a bottle is here.

Edit: Wait, Crystal Head Vodka is a real thing and it is good?
 
I'm talking about when people say that a cocktail is strong enough to be intoxicating but that they can't taste the alcohol in it, which is a thing I hear people say all the time. If I put a teaspoon of booze in a large glass of mixer I'm sure it would be hard to taste, but I've never been served a cocktail and not been able to taste that it's alcoholic.

Ah, ok. Yeah, with an intoxicating drink, you're definitely going to taste alcohol, regardless of smoothness. But the really smooth spirits make the alcohol really palatable.

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is my shit. get some XR in your systems, boys and girls.



college party flashbacks. ugh.

I've always been meaning to try the XR but never got around to it.
 
Tito's will always have the best Vodka for the money out there. Damn good stuff.

For anything else...

My brother brought me back a thing of green apple liquor and some Ouzo directly from Greece and holy shit you cannot taste any alcohol in them. Insane.
 

Jill Sandwich

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So tasty, no harshness at all, goes down like melted butter. I could go for some right now.
 

Zakalwe

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I'm talking about when people say that a cocktail is strong enough to be intoxicating but that they can't taste the alcohol in it, which is a thing I hear people say all the time. If I put a teaspoon of booze in a large glass of mixer I'm sure it would be hard to taste, but I've never been served a cocktail and not been able to taste that it's alcoholic.

This is probably because many establishments put far too little alcohol in them.
 
I've read online that if you filter bottom-shelf/rail vodka through a charcoal water filter (like a Brita, for example) that it DRASTICALLY improves the smoothness of it. I'm not sure if it's BS or not as I haven't tried it and I'm not much of a vodka fan, but I'm curious if other GAFfers have.

It will also ruin you charcoal filter faster, and if you factor in the price of buying new filters all the time, you can just spend a bit more to get a smoother vodka in the first place.
 
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