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[Joe]

 

[keeblerdrow]

Holy shit.

 

[demi]

shortly after reading this thread, my cat began choking and coughing up something. gross as fuck.



true story.

 

[The Faceless Master]

that's gotta be a pretty unhealthy meal, eating all that fur and all

 

[CrystalGemini]

That's nothing! Where's that picture of the snake that ate the person?

Here it is:

 

[demi]

FAKE TOTAL

 

[Trevelyon]

Awwh, Skip!

 

[Zaptruder]

That's one full snake...

I would've liked to have been there just to kick it a couple times after it fed.

I doubt it'd have the mobility to strike very fast after that.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

That's one full snake...

I would've liked to have been there just to kick it a couple times after it fed.

I doubt it'd have the mobility to strike very fast after that.

It wouldn't need to strike at anything for a solid month or so after eating something like that. Snakes don't need to eat that often when they go after something that large, he just needs to find a hiding spot to digest.

 

[Fresh Prince]

If it's not Kangaroo Jack I don't care.

 

[Ristamar]

That's a HUUUUGGE bitch...

 

[Great King Bowser]

That's a HUUUUGGE bitch...

I was just watching that film.

 

[Dujour]

An entire kangaroo, what a stupid snake.

...

Nevermind, I take that back.

 

[jobber]

atleast it wasn't on a plane

 

[Rlan]

Quick, someone photoshop up a "Plane in a Snake" picture

 

[speedpop]

That isn't a kangaroo, it's a giant fucking rat! :lol

There's no such thing as wild boa constrictors or giant pythons in Australia. Obviously it's been fed something decently sized and a pest (i.e. a small kangaroo) to feed it for 6 months. Look at the size of the leaves and sticks compared to the bodies, it's pretty small for a red kangaroo (which is the colour of the fur) that can reach a height over 6-7ft when standing on it's feet.

And haven't we already discussed that the snake-eating human pic is false as shit?

 

[radioheadrule83]

I think snopes have deduced the one with the human legs fake...

the kangaroo one is pretty damn impressive though. Sad at the same time though. Kangaroos > Snakes in every respect (aside from real-life Mortal Kombat it seems).

edit: good factoids from the poster above. I thought for a moment we were gonna have to send reinforcements for an all out war on snakes.

 

[Groder Mullet]

that's gotta be a pretty unhealthy meal, eating all that fur and all

They puke up a clump of all the shit they can't digest, which is surprisingly little. These guys can digest just about anything.

 

[capslock]

That snake is a fucking pig.

 

[Do The Mario]

That’s the kind of shit that happens in my backyard, of course I would go punch the snake in the mouth and eat the roo for myself.

 

[Alucard]

*slight gag* Gross.