Nah to both.
So Hufflepuff is CLEARLY the best house...
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Nah to both.
She did have a boyfriend before Harry I think
Well, adults always have an overly exaggerated positive frame of reference of their childhood. There is a reason "kids these days" is a trope.
I never noticed this. Ginny always seemed kind of lackluster.
That would more accurately describe Hermione as played by Emma Watson.
Oh shit, the dream is collapsing.
Can't blame Emma for turning out super hot.
shadowsdarknes
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Nintendo fanboys remind me of Hufflepuffs
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
She did, and then hand-waved it away by saying she only went out with them because Hermione told her to do it while she waited for her perfect hero Harry Potter.
Nah, she magically transformed around Book 6 into being super hot (as related by everyone in the series including Harry himself), super talented (she makes it into the Slug Club, is the star player of the Quidditch team, duels Bellatrix Lestrange and several other Death Eaters) and then says she always had eyes for Harry even when she had some other boyfriend.
The biggest reason I hate Ginny so much is that the whole angle between her and Harry was so poorly done simply because Rowling made her character perfect in every way.
Ah, I forgot about that, lol
Well the school was supposed to be like the only true safe zone when Dumbledore was there. In fact it makes sense when you graduate, to apply for a teaching job there, when Voldemort was roaming about.
Problem is when he died, that just turned into one big beacon with nobody to guard it.
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Harry isn't very funny and wears stupid glasses
Imagine parties in Slytherin. Snape was a chilled Head of House.
No man it reads your fucking soul.
Like the wand guy. The wand guy is a living sorting hat.
I wouldn't be surprised if obesity didn't really exist in the wizarding world because there's magic dieting pills.
LOL are you for real OP?
Hufflepuff is a joke
It's like you somehow failed to qualify for Gryffindor (main characters), Slytherin (sociopaths), and Ravenclaw (awesome people)
If you get Hufflepuff, just pack up and go home. That's like the school saying "well you suck at everything so here's a house filled with people who suck like you?!?!"
Goddamn... Hufflepuff was like an insult back in the day. Like, your momma sucks so bad she'd be in Hufflepuff.
That sort of thing.
Hufflepuff is a joke
It's like you somehow failed to qualify for Gryffindor (main characters), Slytherin (sociopaths), and Ravenclaw (awesome people)
If you get Hufflepuff, just pack up and go home. That's like the school saying "well you suck at everything so here's a house filled with people who suck like you?!?!"
Goddamn... Hufflepuff was like an insult back in the day. Like, your momma sucks so bad she'd be in Hufflepuff.
That sort of thing.
I don't know but I feel you're right.
No muggles or mudbloods pls
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Nope, Ravenclaw wins big time.
Probably.
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Sounds more like House Vegeta than House Yamcha.
It was mostly a joke. I called Slyverins "satan worshipers" since the 7 book has
the teachers lock the entire dorm in a dungeon because they're evil and want to turn Harry in.
"you're all evil, into the dungeon with all of you".
Why does anyone like Slytherin again?
You may as well call it GAFflepuff.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Well, Harry is a pretty shitty wizard from what I saw in the books. (I'm assuming Dumbledore's were magic glasses that let him do crazy wizard shit.)
Harry is the wizarding equivalent of John Cena. He only knows like 5 spells but gets by on hustle, loyalty and respect.
Ravenclaw: STEM majors
Slytherin: Business and Law majors
Hufflepuff: Arts majors
Gryffindor: Frat houses and jocks
EDIT: Actually thinking about it a little more, Gryffindor can be the Arts majors as well but then what the fuck is left for Hufflepuff? I think Rowling just wanted to the symmetry of four houses and made up an "Others/Misc" category.
Slytherin: Business and Law majors
Hufflepuff: Arts majors
Gryffindor: Frat houses and jocks
EDIT: Actually thinking about it a little more, Gryffindor can be the Arts majors as well but then what the fuck is left for Hufflepuff? I think Rowling just wanted to the symmetry of four houses and made up an "Others/Misc" category.
Eh, that's one way to see it, but i always saw Hufflepuff as the "Broest of bros" house, it just seemed to me that valuing Friendship was their thing.
Hufflepuff is the "we got your back, bro" house, the Hufflepuffs are the one who are there to be your best friends, the ones who will pick you up when you're down, the ones who will let you win at street fighter to cheer you up, Hufflepuff is all about fair play and union, while all the other houses are about bitter rivalries and eltism. Yes, they play Slytherin as the "supremacist" house, but Gryffindor was also full of "my house rules, yours sucks" and Ravenclaws always seemed stuck up.
Hufflepuff is the house you could share a [butter]beer with and have a good time.
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Hufflepuff is where you go to get some of those magic mushrooms, man.
More like
Ravenclaw: Who cares
Slytherin: Cartoonish supervillains, aka Business and Law majors
Hufflepuff: Who cares
Gryffindor: STEM majors
Uh, what?
Ginny's very first major role was being a tool for the villain because she was too scared to tell anyone about Riddle's diary.
A dude who peaked in high school thinks he and his high school buds were the greatest evar? No wai!
Well, their head of house was the herbology teacher
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
All of that got swept away in Book 6 where all of her previous traits were rewritten to not exist. If she was the same person as in Books 1-4, it wouldn't have been a problem because there'd have to be some kind of interesting development between them. As it is, Harry ends up liking her because she's the best at everything.
Be fair, Lupin had a rather significant disability that kept him from finding employment. At least he didn't end up in jail, dead, or a rat for most of his adult life like his other friends.
Transmogrified pies probably have no calories.
Fucking wizards yo.
The only reason Harry likes Ginny is because it's the closest he'll get to marrying Ron without upsetting the uber conservative wizarding population.
Nothing about gryffindor says "STEM majors" save for Hermione maybe, Harry wanted to be a frigging cop when he grew up and Ron wanted to be a pro Athlete, jocks and fratboys sounds right.
Nah, Hermione was the self-insert. Ginny is super awesome because Rowling wants her hero to get a super awesome girl, not because she's a self-insert.
Troof.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Honestly, Dumbledore being in Gryffindor makes even less sense than Hermione.
So really, it should be Griffindor: Everything that's not Law or Business major.
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