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peter pettigrew was a gryffindor. so there's that.So how did Crabbe and Goyle make it into Slytherin? They have no cunning, they have no wits, they have no ambition.
peter pettigrew was a gryffindor. so there's that.So how did Crabbe and Goyle make it into Slytherin? They have no cunning, they have no wits, they have no ambition.
The Time Turner worked fine, isolated within "Prisoner of Azkaban". The plot hole is that the magic to do that exists and it makes no sense the evil Wizards wouldn't use it, especially after taking over the ministry.
The time turners are the worst plot devices ever when you think about it, remember there were actually a number of them at the Ministry that were conveniently destroyed just before the Death Eaters took over. And Dumbledore just up and gives one to Hermoine so she can get to class in time. Does he not understand the danger of giving such a device to a child?
All the time turners were destroyed at the end of book 5 IIRC.The Time Turner worked fine, isolated within "Prisoner of Azkaban". The plot hole is that the magic to do that exists and it makes no sense the evil Wizards wouldn't use it, especially after taking over the ministry.
All the time turners were destroyed at the end of book 5 IIRC.
But yeah, still a ridiculous plot hole that nobody ever abused them before that.
The time turners are the worst plot devices ever when you think about it, remember there were actually a number of them at the Ministry that were conveniently destroyed just before the Death Eaters took over. And Dumbledore just up and gives one to Hermoine so she can get to class in time. Does he not understand the danger of giving such a device to a child?
Time can't be changed (mostly). When Hermione went back in time to save Sirius/Buckbeak, the "alternate timeline" she created was the one that always existed, and was no alternate. So time travel has very limited uses, and huge risks (like if you see your future self, you can be driven insane). To quote Hermione "Bad things happen to wizards who meddle with time."
Dumbledore set everything up. He hooked Hermione up with a time turner "for school" entirely so that she would be in a position to save Sirius from the Dementors and provide him with a getaway horse. I don't know how he did it, but he did it."Did what? Goodnight."
Does he not understand the danger of giving such a device to a child?
I don't know how he did it, but he did it."Did what? Goodnight."
Dumbledore set everything up. He hooked Hermione up with a time turner "for school" entirely so that she would be in a position to save Sirius from the Dementors and provide him with a getaway horse. I don't know how he did it, but he did it."Did what? Goodnight."
"Does he not understand the danger of ______ to a child?" is basically the plot of Harry Potter.
"Excuse me can you do something for me?" said Harry. He was flipping through the book's index as he spoke, found the page with the first ten thousand primes, flipped to that page, and thrust the book at Anthony Goldstein. "Pick two three-digit numbers from this list. Don't tell me what they are. Just multiply them together and tell me the product. Oh, and can you do the calculation twice to double-check? Please make really sure you've got the right answer, I'm not sure what's going to happen to me or the universe if you make a multiplication error."
It said a lot about what life in that dorm had been like over the past few days that Anthony didn't even bother saying anything like "Why'd you suddenly flip out?" or "That seems really weird, what are your reasons for asking?" or "What do you mean, you're not sure what's going to happen to the universe?"
Anthony wordlessly accepted the book and took out a parchment and quill. Harry spun around and shut his eyes, making sure not to see anything, dancing back and forth and bouncing up and down with impatience. He got a pad of paper and a mechanical pencil and got ready to write.
"Okay," Anthony said, "One hundred eighty-one thousand, four hundred twenty-nine."
Harry wrote down 181,429. He repeated what he'd just written down, and Anthony confirmed it.
Then Harry raced back down into the cavern level of his trunk, glanced at his watch (the watch said 4:28 which meant 7:28) and then shut his eyes.
Around thirty seconds later, Harry heard the sound of steps, followed by the sound of the cavern level of the trunk sliding shut. (Harry wasn't worried about suffocating. An automatic Air-Freshening Charm was part of what you got if you were willing to buy a really good trunk. Wasn't magic wonderful, it didn't have to worry about electric bills.)
And when Harry opened his eyes, he saw just what he'd been hoping to see, a folded piece of paper left on the floor, the gift of his future self.
Call that piece of paper "Paper-2".
Harry tore a piece of paper off his pad.
Call that "Paper-1". It was, of course, the same piece of paper. You could even see, if you looked closely, that the ragged edges matched.
Harry reviewed in his mind the algorithm that he would follow.
If Harry opened up Paper-2 and it was blank, then he would write "101 x 101" down on Paper-1, fold it up, study for an hour, go back in time, drop off Paper-1 (which would thereby become Paper-2), and head on up out of the cavern level to join his dorm mates for breakfast.
If Harry opened up Paper-2 and it had two numbers written on it, Harry would multiply those numbers together.
If their product equaled 181,429, Harry would write down those two numbers on Paper-1 and send Paper-1 back in time.
Otherwise Harry would add 2 to the number on the right and write down the new pair of numbers on Paper-1. Unless that made the number on the right greater than 997, in which case Harry would add 2 to the number on the left and write down 101 on the right.
And if Paper-2 said 997 x 997, Harry would leave Paper-1 blank.
Which meant that the only possible stable time loop was the one in which Paper-2 contained the two prime factors of 181,429.
If this worked, Harry could use it to recover any sort of answer that was easy to check but hard to find. He wouldn't have just shown that P=NP once you had a Time-Turner, this trick was more general than that. Harry could use it to find the combinations on combination locks, or passwords of every sort. Maybe even find the entrance to Slytherin's Chamber of Secrets, if Harry could figure out some systematic way of describing all the locations in Hogwarts. It would be an awesome cheat even by Harry's standards of cheating.
Harry took Paper-2 in his trembling hand, and unfolded it.
Paper-2 said in slightly shaky handwriting:
DO NOT MESS WITH TIME
Harry wrote down "DO NOT MESS WITH TIME" on Paper-1 in slightly shaky handwriting, folded it neatly, and resolved not to do any more truly brilliant experiments on Time until he was at least fifteen years old.
To the best of Harry's knowledge, that had been the scariest experimental result in the entire history of science.
I don't know if it's been discussed, but I always thought
Harry -> Slytherin
Hermione -> Ravenclaw
Ron -> Hufflepuff
but their bravery is what got them in Gryffindor.
Don't mess with time, kids.
It's from a fanfic in which the time turners actually mostly make sense.![]()
It's from a fanfic in which the time turners actually mostly make sense.![]()
Yes, I keep pushing the damn thing.ah, i remember you praising this fanfic before
It's complete. Something like 600-700k words long.Has this broke 2 million words yet?
How is Ron a Hufflepuff? He's not hard working (in fact the opposite), he's an everyman who happens to be brave and bold when his friends need it, he fits Gryffindor perfectly.
But when she vanished into the chamber, none of them came to the idea to look at the map to find her? Even if they didn't find her, they could've straight went to Dumbledore and told him about the map and that they didn't find her there, which probably means that she isn't in the castle anymore. Which wouldn't be true, but at least they would've tried to use it to help find their sister. If you can see the chamber on the map, all the worse.Yeah, I can see the map not picking up Voldemort with Quirrel, but nothing really explains them not noticing Peter on the map. As for Ginny, I can see them not following her too much on the map.
But when she vanished into the chamber, none of them came to the idea to look at the map to find her? Even if they didn't find her, they could've straight went to Dumbledore and told him about the map and that they didn't find her there, which probably means that she isn't in the castle anymore. Which wouldn't be true, but at least they would've tried to use it to help find their sister. If you can see the chamber on the map, all the worse.
Get your butt-butt of the all-knowing viewers chair and project yourself into the twins. They didn't know about Dumbledores shenanigans. They know him as a great, nice and most of all powerful man, both by himself and with his contacts in the wizard world. I am arguing that they would've ignored the possibly of getting the map taken away to help with the investigation of their sister.If they'd gone to Dumbledore, do you think he'd have done anything? His entire goal was preparing Harry, to do that Harry had to solve all this shit. Pretty sure if Dumbledore wanted to, he could have dealt with the shit in the first three books/films with ease.
Get your butt-butt of the all-knowing viewers chair and project yourself into the twins. They didn't know about Dumbledores shenanigans. They know him as a great, nice and most of all powerful man, both by himself and with his contacts in the wizard world. I am arguing that they would've ignored the possibly of getting the map taken away to help with the investigation of their sister.
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And the twins were supposed to be some of Gryffindor's brightest students.
Harry Potter as a franchise works best when you don't look too closely. Half the items and spells they introduce in the book are potential plotholes.
Yes, I keep pushing the damn thing.
It's complete. Something like 600-700k words long.
You know what another plothole is annoying?
Wand ownership.
Fuck that shit. They should have just made it "Elder Wand has wand ownership" but suddenly LOL NOPE EVERY WAND HAS THAT!
It's from a fanfic in which the time turners actually mostly make sense.![]()
Mad Eye Moody = Probably really shows up as Mad Eye Moody depending on how good those spells are.
Peter Pettigrew = They have no reason to think it is something else than the name of the rat. They don't know who he is.
i feel like it is the other way around for Harry and Ron. Ron largely felt like a pretty selfish character, that'd be a trait more attributable to a slytherin. Harry's more about loyalty I think.I don't know if it's been discussed, but I always thought
Harry -> Slytherin
Hermione -> Ravenclaw
Ron -> Hufflepuff
but their bravery is what got them in Gryffindor.
Seems like I need to comb through a Potter wikia once, because she seems to have released a lot of details over the years.
is it entirely random or do they actually do something to determine where you go?Whelp, as someone who legitimately hates Harry Potter, this thread made me sign up to Pottermore so I could see which house I would be put in...
Fucking Hufflepuff.
Yes, I keep pushing the damn thing.
It's complete. Something like 600-700k words long.
is it entirely random or do they actually do something to determine where you go?
I signed up with Pottermore just recently, and was immediately disheartened to learn that they stripped out the entire community some months back.
Hence why I view Dumbledore as a monster. As a kid growing up you basically project yourself as Harry so of course you're like "fuck yeah, I wanna join the Order of Phoenix and fight these dank evil Death Eaters." But, as an adult I'm like "why the hell would you even consider allowing children into this secret army? Why are you giving them powerful magical devices that could reek havoc upon the world and the fabric of reality itself? Why are you leaving them to confront fucking murderers on their own? Did you just send a child alone into that damn forest filled with murderous creatures? Dear God, what is wrong with all you people?"
They should all be locked up, Dumbledore especially, for child abuse and use of child soldiers.
I still haven't read it but I've heard good things. What made you angry about it, if it isn't too spoilery a question?Ugh.. THAT fic. I read a lot of harry potter fanfiction and that the only one that actually made me angry.
Yes, but pretty much anyone at Hogwarts would know that Harry and Snape hated each other's guts and would never work together well.But wasnt Snape supposed the be the best for the stuff he trained Harry for?