So Hufflepuff is CLEARLY the best house...

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They have loyalty, of a different kind than the type Hufflepuff values. They are to Malfoy as retainers are to lords rather than friends are to other friends.

Slytherin is big on hierarchy, and being able to fit into the hierarchy is probably valued as well. You can't build a team out of leaders after all.
 
I don't know if it's been discussed, but I always thought

Harry -> Slytherin
Hermione -> Ravenclaw
Ron -> Hufflepuff

but their bravery is what got them in Gryffindor.
 
With that said, people bring out the time turner as "plot holes" when it literally is a stable time thingie.
 
The Time Turner worked fine, isolated within "Prisoner of Azkaban". The plot hole is that the magic to do that exists and it makes no sense the evil Wizards wouldn't use it, especially after taking over the ministry.
 
The Time Turner worked fine, isolated within "Prisoner of Azkaban". The plot hole is that the magic to do that exists and it makes no sense the evil Wizards wouldn't use it, especially after taking over the ministry.

The time turners are the worst plot devices ever when you think about it, remember there were actually a number of them at the Ministry that were conveniently destroyed just before the Death Eaters took over. And Dumbledore just up and gives one to Hermoine so she can get to class in time. Does he not understand the danger of giving such a device to a child?
 
I wish our government took education so seriously that they would give an honor student access to time travel.
 
The time turners are the worst plot devices ever when you think about it, remember there were actually a number of them at the Ministry that were conveniently destroyed just before the Death Eaters took over. And Dumbledore just up and gives one to Hermoine so she can get to class in time. Does he not understand the danger of giving such a device to a child?

Because Hermione is literally the only person on Earth boring enough to not abuse it. If you gave it to literally anybody else, they would abuse the hell out of it until someone figured it out and took it away by force or they took over the world and turned it into their own personal dystopia.
 
The Time Turner worked fine, isolated within "Prisoner of Azkaban". The plot hole is that the magic to do that exists and it makes no sense the evil Wizards wouldn't use it, especially after taking over the ministry.
All the time turners were destroyed at the end of book 5 IIRC.

But yeah, still a ridiculous plot hole that nobody ever abused them before that.
 
The time turners are the worst plot devices ever when you think about it, remember there were actually a number of them at the Ministry that were conveniently destroyed just before the Death Eaters took over. And Dumbledore just up and gives one to Hermoine so she can get to class in time. Does he not understand the danger of giving such a device to a child?

Time can't be changed (mostly). When Hermione went back in time to save Sirius/Buckbeak, the "alternate timeline" she created was the one that always existed, and was no alternate. So time travel has very limited uses, and huge risks (like if you see your future self, you can be driven insane). To quote Hermione "Bad things happen to wizards who meddle with time."

Dumbledore set everything up. He hooked Hermione up with a time turner "for school" entirely so that she would be in a position to save Sirius from the Dementors and provide him with a getaway horse. I don't know how he did it, but he did it.
"Did what? Goodnight."
 
Time can't be changed (mostly). When Hermione went back in time to save Sirius/Buckbeak, the "alternate timeline" she created was the one that always existed, and was no alternate. So time travel has very limited uses, and huge risks (like if you see your future self, you can be driven insane). To quote Hermione "Bad things happen to wizards who meddle with time."

Dumbledore set everything up. He hooked Hermione up with a time turner "for school" entirely so that she would be in a position to save Sirius from the Dementors and provide him with a getaway horse. I don't know how he did it, but he did it.
"Did what? Goodnight."

C'mon dude that is just some lazy ass covering writing, time travel is the surest way to screw up any plot as it never makes sense. "Bad things happen to wizards who meddle with time." Yeah, no shit why should a pre-teen girl have this reality shattering power? When you really step back from the series you realize that Dumbledore is the true monster of the series.
 
If it weren't for that line, honestly I bet people wouldn't mind Time Turner. Since if you "screwed with time" it turns out that screwing was meant happened. But then she had to add that "bad things" stuff.
 
Dumbledore set everything up. He hooked Hermione up with a time turner "for school" entirely so that she would be in a position to save Sirius from the Dementors and provide him with a getaway horse. I don't know how he did it, but he did it.
"Did what? Goodnight."

And that delivery is why Gambon is the best Dumbledore.
 
"Does he not understand the danger of ______ to a child?" is basically the plot of Harry Potter.

Hence why I view Dumbledore as a monster. As a kid growing up you basically project yourself as Harry so of course you're like "fuck yeah, I wanna join the Order of Phoenix and fight these dank evil Death Eaters." But, as an adult I'm like "why the hell would you even consider allowing children into this secret army? Why are you giving them powerful magical devices that could reek havoc upon the world and the fabric of reality itself? Why are you leaving them to confront fucking murderers on their own? Did you just send a child alone into that damn forest filled with murderous creatures? Dear God, what is wrong with all you people?"

They should all be locked up, Dumbledore especially, for child abuse and use of child soldiers.
 
"Excuse me can you do something for me?" said Harry. He was flipping through the book's index as he spoke, found the page with the first ten thousand primes, flipped to that page, and thrust the book at Anthony Goldstein. "Pick two three-digit numbers from this list. Don't tell me what they are. Just multiply them together and tell me the product. Oh, and can you do the calculation twice to double-check? Please make really sure you've got the right answer, I'm not sure what's going to happen to me or the universe if you make a multiplication error."

It said a lot about what life in that dorm had been like over the past few days that Anthony didn't even bother saying anything like "Why'd you suddenly flip out?" or "That seems really weird, what are your reasons for asking?" or "What do you mean, you're not sure what's going to happen to the universe?"

Anthony wordlessly accepted the book and took out a parchment and quill. Harry spun around and shut his eyes, making sure not to see anything, dancing back and forth and bouncing up and down with impatience. He got a pad of paper and a mechanical pencil and got ready to write.

"Okay," Anthony said, "One hundred eighty-one thousand, four hundred twenty-nine."

Harry wrote down 181,429. He repeated what he'd just written down, and Anthony confirmed it.

Then Harry raced back down into the cavern level of his trunk, glanced at his watch (the watch said 4:28 which meant 7:28) and then shut his eyes.

Around thirty seconds later, Harry heard the sound of steps, followed by the sound of the cavern level of the trunk sliding shut. (Harry wasn't worried about suffocating. An automatic Air-Freshening Charm was part of what you got if you were willing to buy a really good trunk. Wasn't magic wonderful, it didn't have to worry about electric bills.)

And when Harry opened his eyes, he saw just what he'd been hoping to see, a folded piece of paper left on the floor, the gift of his future self.

Call that piece of paper "Paper-2".

Harry tore a piece of paper off his pad.

Call that "Paper-1". It was, of course, the same piece of paper. You could even see, if you looked closely, that the ragged edges matched.

Harry reviewed in his mind the algorithm that he would follow.

If Harry opened up Paper-2 and it was blank, then he would write "101 x 101" down on Paper-1, fold it up, study for an hour, go back in time, drop off Paper-1 (which would thereby become Paper-2), and head on up out of the cavern level to join his dorm mates for breakfast.

If Harry opened up Paper-2 and it had two numbers written on it, Harry would multiply those numbers together.

If their product equaled 181,429, Harry would write down those two numbers on Paper-1 and send Paper-1 back in time.

Otherwise Harry would add 2 to the number on the right and write down the new pair of numbers on Paper-1. Unless that made the number on the right greater than 997, in which case Harry would add 2 to the number on the left and write down 101 on the right.

And if Paper-2 said 997 x 997, Harry would leave Paper-1 blank.

Which meant that the only possible stable time loop was the one in which Paper-2 contained the two prime factors of 181,429.

If this worked, Harry could use it to recover any sort of answer that was easy to check but hard to find. He wouldn't have just shown that P=NP once you had a Time-Turner, this trick was more general than that. Harry could use it to find the combinations on combination locks, or passwords of every sort. Maybe even find the entrance to Slytherin's Chamber of Secrets, if Harry could figure out some systematic way of describing all the locations in Hogwarts. It would be an awesome cheat even by Harry's standards of cheating.

Harry took Paper-2 in his trembling hand, and unfolded it.

Paper-2 said in slightly shaky handwriting:

DO NOT MESS WITH TIME

Harry wrote down "DO NOT MESS WITH TIME" on Paper-1 in slightly shaky handwriting, folded it neatly, and resolved not to do any more truly brilliant experiments on Time until he was at least fifteen years old.

To the best of Harry's knowledge, that had been the scariest experimental result in the entire history of science.

Don't mess with time, kids.
 
I don't know if it's been discussed, but I always thought

Harry -> Slytherin
Hermione -> Ravenclaw
Ron -> Hufflepuff

but their bravery is what got them in Gryffindor.

How is Ron a Hufflepuff? He's not hard working (in fact the opposite), he's an everyman who happens to be brave and bold when his friends need it, he fits Gryffindor perfectly.
 
Yeah, I can see the map not picking up Voldemort with Quirrel, but nothing really explains them not noticing Peter on the map. As for Ginny, I can see them not following her too much on the map.
But when she vanished into the chamber, none of them came to the idea to look at the map to find her? Even if they didn't find her, they could've straight went to Dumbledore and told him about the map and that they didn't find her there, which probably means that she isn't in the castle anymore. Which wouldn't be true, but at least they would've tried to use it to help find their sister. If you can see the chamber on the map, all the worse.
 
You know what another plothole is annoying?

Wand ownership.

Fuck that shit. They should have just made it "Elder Wand has wand ownership" but suddenly LOL NOPE EVERY WAND HAS THAT!
 
But when she vanished into the chamber, none of them came to the idea to look at the map to find her? Even if they didn't find her, they could've straight went to Dumbledore and told him about the map and that they didn't find her there, which probably means that she isn't in the castle anymore. Which wouldn't be true, but at least they would've tried to use it to help find their sister. If you can see the chamber on the map, all the worse.

If they'd gone to Dumbledore, do you think he'd have done anything? His entire goal was preparing Harry, to do that Harry had to solve all this shit. Pretty sure if Dumbledore wanted to, he could have dealt with the shit in the first three books/films with ease.
 
If they'd gone to Dumbledore, do you think he'd have done anything? His entire goal was preparing Harry, to do that Harry had to solve all this shit. Pretty sure if Dumbledore wanted to, he could have dealt with the shit in the first three books/films with ease.
Get your butt-butt of the all-knowing viewers chair and project yourself into the twins. They didn't know about Dumbledores shenanigans. They know him as a great, nice and most of all powerful man, both by himself and with his contacts in the wizard world. I am arguing that they would've ignored the possibly of getting the map taken away to help with the investigation of their sister.
 
Get your butt-butt of the all-knowing viewers chair and project yourself into the twins. They didn't know about Dumbledores shenanigans. They know him as a great, nice and most of all powerful man, both by himself and with his contacts in the wizard world. I am arguing that they would've ignored the possibly of getting the map taken away to help with the investigation of their sister.

Well, that's the thing... we have no idea whether the twins were looking for her or not. Or whether they told anyone. Because the map only exists after that story. Maybe they told everyone and no one believed them. They're trickster by nature.
 
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And the twins were supposed to be some of Gryffindor's brightest students.

Peter Pettigrew = They have no reason to think it is something else than the name of the rat. They don't know who he is.
Voldemort = Wouldn't show up as Voldemort. If he showed up at all, it would be as Tom Riddle. But he'd probably show up as just Quirrel.
Ginny = She leaves the castle sometimes, she must be just like us. We keep doing that too. Too bad we can't use her exit as it is in the girl's bathroom.
Mad Eye Moody = Probably really shows up as Mad Eye Moody depending on how good those spells are.
 
Harry Potter as a franchise works best when you don't look too closely. Half the items and spells they introduce in the book are potential plotholes.

I actually think all the potholes and weaknesses is one of the reasons we continue to love it. From my experience: You read it as a kid and you are swept away on this magical adventure, and while we waited for the next book you matured and so did the story. And in there are no more books, but you mature, look back and find all these weird and terrible details with huge implications that are glossed over in the story that fuels discussion and critical thinking. It's a very educational series in that sense.

Yes, I keep pushing the damn thing. :P


It's complete. Something like 600-700k words long.

Cool, question:
Is it worth finishing? Is the ending is satisfying and not a cliffhanger that leaves you waiting for more? Did it ever go past the first year?

You know what another plothole is annoying?

Wand ownership.

Fuck that shit. They should have just made it "Elder Wand has wand ownership" but suddenly LOL NOPE EVERY WAND HAS THAT!

This so much. Harry must own a ton of wands since disarming was his signature spell.

At least my pottermore wand has a sweet core/wood combination that would make it hard to win and likely to zap anyone who would try to steal it.
 
They never really showed magic interacting with modern tech.

Like would Alohomora work with biometrics?
 
Mad Eye Moody = Probably really shows up as Mad Eye Moody depending on how good those spells are.

Nah, in the Goblet of Fire he really does show up as Bartemius Crouch on the map (though it doesn't differentiate between Jr. and Sr). By that time though the twins no longer own the map, and Harry's the one who notices the name. Mad Eye/Barty Crouch confiscates the map he moment he realises the implication of that.

The big question though...why didn't the real Mad Eye show up on the map, immobile in his office? The only explanation I can think of is that the trunk is another dimension, separate from the castle.

Edit: Or I guess maybe he did show up...but Harry never realised there was anything suspicious about his immobility (since Moody was in his own office) and never checked the map when he was in the presence of the imposter Moody.

Peter Pettigrew = They have no reason to think it is something else than the name of the rat. They don't know who he is.

They knew the rat's name was Scabbers. JK Rowling gave her own explanation for why the twins never remarked on Peter Pettigrew:

"It would not have mattered if they had. Unless somebody was very familiar with the story of Sirius Black (and after all, Sirius was not Mr. and Mrs. Weasley's best friend – indeed, they never knew him until after he escaped from Azkaban), Fred and George would be unlikely to know or remember that Peter Pettigrew was the person Sirius had (supposedly) murdered. Even if Fred and George HAD heard the story at some point, why would they assume that the 'Peter Pettigrew' they occasionally saw moving around the map was, in fact, the man murdered years before?

Fred and George used the map for their own mischief-making, so they concentrated, naturally enough, on those portions of the map where they were planning their next misdeeds. And finally, you must not forget that hundreds of little dots are moving around this map at any given time… Fred and George did not know everyone in school by name, so a single unfamiliar name was unlikely to stand out."

(It's a bit of an unsatisfactory answer to me though. I mean, sure, it's an unfamiliar name...but it's also an unfamiliar name that's always next to their brother, even sharing his bed at night lol. They must have never checked the Gryffindor dorms, which at least aligns with what Rowling said about them only ever concentrating on areas where they were about to do something mischievous.)
 
Seems like I need to comb through a Potter wikia once, because she seems to have released a lot of details over the years.
 
I don't know if it's been discussed, but I always thought

Harry -> Slytherin
Hermione -> Ravenclaw
Ron -> Hufflepuff

but their bravery is what got them in Gryffindor.
i feel like it is the other way around for Harry and Ron. Ron largely felt like a pretty selfish character, that'd be a trait more attributable to a slytherin. Harry's more about loyalty I think.

Even though he was supposed to be a slytherin in the first place.
 
Seems like I need to comb through a Potter wikia once, because she seems to have released a lot of details over the years.

I just go directly to the wikia and get it directly and condensed.

Some characters have hella tragic backstory, like Minerva McGonagall.
 
They should make a movie series about Merlin in the HP universe. Maybe starting with his school years with all that Hogwards founding fathers.
 
Whelp, as someone who legitimately hates Harry Potter, this thread made me sign up to Pottermore so I could see which house I would be put in...


Fucking Hufflepuff.
 
I signed up with Pottermore just recently, and was immediately disheartened to learn that they stripped out the entire community some months back.
 
Hence why I view Dumbledore as a monster. As a kid growing up you basically project yourself as Harry so of course you're like "fuck yeah, I wanna join the Order of Phoenix and fight these dank evil Death Eaters." But, as an adult I'm like "why the hell would you even consider allowing children into this secret army? Why are you giving them powerful magical devices that could reek havoc upon the world and the fabric of reality itself? Why are you leaving them to confront fucking murderers on their own? Did you just send a child alone into that damn forest filled with murderous creatures? Dear God, what is wrong with all you people?"

They should all be locked up, Dumbledore especially, for child abuse and use of child soldiers.

Part of the issue with Harry/Dumbledore's relationship is that when Dumbledore found out Harry himself was a Horcrux, he realized that at some point Harry needs to die. Why get too emotionally attached to a kid that he knows he has to feed to the wolves at some point or another. However he did. He ended up loving Harry as a sort of psuedo-son.

In the fifth book I guess he realized that Harry would have to slug it out with Voldemort at some point or another and so it made sense to get him involved with the Order of the Phoenix. Now where Dumbledore fucked up is not getting Harry better tutors. He should have known that Snape training him would have been a complete and utter disaster. After the 4th book, Harry should have had private tutors flown in but I guess the Ministry of Magic shit fucked everything up. Dumbledore himself should have started training Harry in the 5th book and Dumbledore sort of acknowledges that he should have as well.
 
I also got Gryffindor at Pottermore.

Ugh.. THAT fic. I read a lot of harry potter fanfiction and that the only one that actually made me angry.
I still haven't read it but I've heard good things. What made you angry about it, if it isn't too spoilery a question?

But wasnt Snape supposed the be the best for the stuff he trained Harry for?
Yes, but pretty much anyone at Hogwarts would know that Harry and Snape hated each other's guts and would never work together well.
 
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