"This guy called AbortedWalrus is asking about the sharpness of your knees."
So I asked her out.
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"This guy called AbortedWalrus is asking about the sharpness of your knees."
distantmantra
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Be careful what you wish for, it might happen.
But yeah, as much as you say you don't care, you made a thread about this on the internet. And you keep coming back and defending it, and giving updates.
ROBOKITTYZILLA
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Subscribed.
The Anti-Monitor
Banned
This thread is most hilarious.
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
60% of the time, it works every time
Azzurri
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Sex Panther.
"What the fuck did I tell you? No and I already have a boyfriend."
Kano on the Phone
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nVidiot_Whore
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I was on a forum where a guy bragged about banging some internet model. He posted links to where some of her modeling photos were hosted.
I didn't have any wrong intentions, but I found her web site and posted a link.
The dude immediately started deleting all of his posts, changed his avatar (that used to be a picture of himself) and started acting really pissed off that I'd linked to her site.. which I got kinda pissed off at, because this was in a babe thread.. and googling "more pictures" of posted babes is just.. commonplace stuff. It was as easy as copying and pasting the URL from the photos he had posted and letting google do the rest.. since she also had some of these photos on her own site.
Facebook finding ensued, and someone linked her to the thread.. he apparently did know her, but she denied sleeping with him, and claimed he was kind of harassing her endlessly.
It was kind of funny.
I didn't have any wrong intentions, but I found her web site and posted a link.
The dude immediately started deleting all of his posts, changed his avatar (that used to be a picture of himself) and started acting really pissed off that I'd linked to her site.. which I got kinda pissed off at, because this was in a babe thread.. and googling "more pictures" of posted babes is just.. commonplace stuff. It was as easy as copying and pasting the URL from the photos he had posted and letting google do the rest.. since she also had some of these photos on her own site.
Facebook finding ensued, and someone linked her to the thread.. he apparently did know her, but she denied sleeping with him, and claimed he was kind of harassing her endlessly.
It was kind of funny.
ClovingWestbrook
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OP, you could've saved yourself a whole lot of trouble by just finding an escort for the night. At least with that, you know up front how much you have to pay and would be guaranteed some action.
*subscribes*
I could see the OP coming back and lying, just to reduce the embarrassment and have everyone squirm.
(´･ω･`)
In a group setting or alone?
Incitemaybe
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If she said no leave it alone. Doesn't matter of she's lying.
Edit: I just found out you're the MAIN GUY of your group, I take it back, tonight she'll reveal her secret crush.
Edit: I just found out you're the MAIN GUY of your group, I take it back, tonight she'll reveal her secret crush.
Mr. B Natural
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Just remember, OP, when this girl has sex with her bf tonight, she will really be thinking of you.
along with her secret penis amirite
stufte
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You keep on thinking that...
nVidiot_Whore
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Chances are her male friends think she does.
I'd at least hope my girlfriend acknowledges that fact, as a form of basic respect.. but I don't blame females for how guys minds work. Nor do I really care.. if something bothers me.. but I'd be taking away from my s/o's enjoyment of life.. well.. time for me to get over it or move on. If my girl wants to go out to bars with guys, then I either deal with it or find someone else.
I hang out with female friends all the time and I don't want to fuck them. Not every guy is controlled by their dick.
nVidiot_Whore
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I didn't say otherwise.
I think a couple of them do. Doesn't really bother me, she just happens to have more male friends then female, and I'm a stay at home hermit.
Lionel Mandrake
Member
This whole thing seems kind of... sad.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
I keep reading this title as "So I ate her out."
i think thats the end game here.
Phaethon0017
Member
Yeah, I get that. Plus if it's meant to be it's meant to be. But I've never had that kind of arrangement work out. Same with my friends. One person gradually moves away.
Azzurri
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and her returning the favor.
ClovingWestbrook
Banned
Hahaha perfect.
Seriously youre one of the best posters on GAF. So good.
apocalidiot
Banned
Even if you two end up going out, she's going to find out how big of a dumbass you are. Its lose lose man
Ken Masters
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Something along the lines of, "she smiled when I made my corny joke, that must mean she wants my penis!"
Devolution
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I can't be the only one who read this in Christian Bale's Patrick Bateman voice.
Ciastek3214
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I bet she has toned, little, tan body.
She's trying to get a bigger tip from you.
NotTheGuyYouKill
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You'd better come back with the whole truth and nothing but the truth and her panties in your pocket. I expect nothing less from this story.
Neither of these is looking independently likely. The double is looking flatly impossible.
ouch!
undrtakr900
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Anyone else keeps periodically checking this thread hoping for a FortunateSon update lol.
My guess is he spent ~$75 on drinks for her and then went home and masturbated
Azzurri
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With his tears
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