This right here might be the single most sheltered as fuck forum response I have ever seen in the history of my life.
You think eating ass is rare or an abomination that most people turn their nose at? My brother in Christ you need to open your fucking eyes to the real world.
- When you ride in the back seat of a friends car do you not realize they have likely fucked there? Same goes for their couch. Do you think they cleaned that shit by the book?
- Do you not realize that most if not all of your female (or male) coworkers have sucked a dick or gone down on a woman in the last 24hrs? Do you think every one of them practice perfect dental hygiene?
- Do you think that when someone shakes your hand they have washed it since last scratching their nuts, Vag, or gooch?
- Or that the girl you just chatted with out of the bathroom didn't possibly just get done changing her tampon and didn't wash her hands? (Not kidding. Real thing.)
- How about that girl/guy you just chatted up at the bar after they get back from the bathroom. You think they actually washed their hands that fast?
People are fucking gross and they are not a clean work environment. The sooner you see this and embrace it the faster you start to enjoy the good things in life.
Light?