Social stereotypical groups you dislike or do not understand

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Elitists

They take themselves too seriously, which makes them look dumb.


Fat people
 
PhoenixDark said:
-Infants

God they can do no wrong apparently. It's time for them to be held to the same standards as everyone else in society. How come when babies are naked people think it's cute, but when I walk around naked people want to arrest me?

Heh. Reminds me of...

Bill Maher said:
A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. Because a lot of kids wouldn't even be born if it weren't for that album, so it evens out.

...which I think came from his last stand-up show on HBO when he was railing against the country's "kids are more important than people" mentality. Good stuff.
 
- Emo tools. I don't come across too many of them now (hopefully the fad is dying) but man, the first year in college was hell. All of the people who lived on my dorm were emo morons. Here I was, stuck out like a sore thumb.

- College pinkos. They talk about how capitalism is bad but if you take away their iPods or their new cell phones, they whine. Often are seen driving brand new or almost new cars. I don't hate them because I know once they graduate, they'll be hardcore Republicans. People like college commies go all out on their beliefs. They will fund the next Bushes.

- People who want freedom of speech but can't take it when it works against them.

- Dorm dorks that are up at all hours of the night on weekends playing computer games with the rancid stench of old food reeking the hallways. Then someone plays their CD player loud and they have a fit. Fortunately they are so weak and and can't look you in the eye that their threats are empty and therefore worthless.

- Guys who try to hit on the ugliest girls and then claim they are pimps. Anyone can bag someone who is ugly.
 
PhoenixDark said:
You know, after law school/med school/whatever I decide to do with my talents. You'll be knocked up by some dude who can't get a decent grown up job, and I'll be looking for someone who wants to decorate my mansion.

Yeah, as long as you have somone forming complete sentences for you, you'll be set.
 
People who start threads like this - i.e. those that think they're better than all of these groups they hate and vent about it on the forums like they're somehow superior.

We suck to them, they suck to us. Nobody can make everyone happy.

Basically, everyone sucks.

Anywho, my real list includes:

Goths
Emo-ites
This new wave of "punk" kids
The women who sit above my office that need to go on a diet
 
Goth teenagers who try to stare you down at Blockbuster. Black people who live up to stereotypes of wanna be gangstas, babby daddys, playas... whatever the latest buzz word is.

White people who want to be black stereotypes, people who have to tell other people that they are so stoned or so drunk thinking it will make them look cool. Idiots who have nothing to their name except for a $30 000 souped upped car and can't just pull away from a stop sign, they have to burn the rubber off their new exspensive tires.

Australians who go on and on about how everything is better down in the Oz but take advantage of everything the US has to offer only to put it down.
 
... pinkos...

Hah, I haven't heard the word "pinko" since that one line from the movie Die Hard.

"Get outta my face you pinko bitch!"

I remember back in college there was some political reason people were talking about walking out of classes for a day... You PAY for college you stupid fucks! You only jack your own selves up! I guess all the sheltered fools had to have some sort of purpose or rebellion in their life.
 
Europeans that claim half the shit America uses now was invented in Europe, but dont concede those inventions were perfected by America (cars, telephones, internet, etc...)

People that bitch that we should have socialized medicine. If our medical system is so bad why the fuck does everyone want to go to the US when they need major surgery?

People that claim the Canadian healthcare system is insanely better than the US's. Both have its good and bad points. Deal with it.

People that claim we are the United States of Canada. No fuck that. We are the United States of America. We might not be proud of our president, but godamn we don't swear allegiance to a country up north.

People that claim Canada is a better place to live than the US. Uhhh...no. I've traveled Canada and I can safely say, thank god I live in the US.

Oh yea. Anime lovers. *puts hand over mouth and giggles* Seriously if I see a girl act like that in real life shes getting smacked.

Political Extremists. Both extreme liberals and conservatives. I don't get it. Both sides have their strongpoints...why arent more people Moderate?
 
Anyone who fits into any of the categories anyone has listed above. I see so many walking stereotypes I don't feel bad that they exist or are employed.
 
- People who believe in Jesus/unicorns/vampires/God/magic. Religion is one thing; all-powerful space wizards are another. There's just no excuse.
 
Foodies. I'm sure every urban area has them, but they're real pernicious here in the NYC area. People who talk about and obsess over food and restaurants all the time in a manner that makes you want to beat 'em with a clawhammer. People who have memorized their Zagats guides for the sole purpose of impressing other Foodies. People who can't simply get a hamburger and fries without using the words "quaint" and "comfort food" a dozen times. I'd like to feed 'em a cock sandwich.

Rednecks. And I'm not talking about Southern people, I mean self-admitted and proud of it rednecks. Sure, an easy target, but always one of the most loathesome groups out there, ten times as loathesome now that politics and television has begun pandering to these single celled mouthbreathers. Ignorant, hateful, tasteless, simple minded baboons. I love how they whine that non-rednecks don't respect their culture. Let me ask you something, Dale, what the fuck do you know about Miles Davis? Or Broadway? Or Vonnegut? And yet no one bothers you about this, do they? So take your cars-in-a-circle and your Randy Travis and fucking cram it.
 
truffleshuffle83 said:
this also directly applies to the abercrombie/hollister crowd. its fuckin 30 degrees outside your wearing multiple layers of clothes, but you have thong sandles on...i mean WTF

shit, that's me right now. :lol :lol undershirt, oakley long sleeved shirt, polo, then a hollister jacket. i have sweatpants on with, you guessed it, hollister thong sandles on!!! but really, i'm comfortable...
 
Incognito said:
shit, that's me right now. :lol :lol undershirt, oakley long sleeved shirt, polo, then a hollister jacket. i have sweatpants on with, you guessed it, hollister thong sandles on!!! but really, i'm comfortable...
Oh yeah, I completely forgot.

-Liberal when it's convenient for me types. You know, people who talk the talk, but when something would be inconvenient for them(I dunno, socialized medicine) they turn into Newt Gingrich.
 
Would that be inconvient for me? If so, I guess I should stop voting for Democrats based on their healthcare ideas. Man, I've been fooled!!!!111
 
that shit is retarded. that and the abercrombie/ hollister girls who wear fuckin mini skirts in the winter with those ugly ass furry boots

now im not one to really complain about hot girls wearing mini skirts , but cmon
 
- "Whiggers": I grew up in a pretty much all uper middle class, white town and we were flooded with these posers. These are people who had never even seen a black person and if they did I'm sure said black person would slap them sily for looking like a tool.

Thuggin in the suburbs.... HA!

-"Urban Cowboys" Just because you hang out at a bar with the whole Garth Brooks collection on the jukebox, it doesn't make you a cowboy. Take off the stupid ass hat and belt buckle, you look like a rject from the Villiage People.

-"Wannabe MILFs" There's nothing worse than when an older woman doesn't realize she's NOT attractive anymore. I'm all for attractive older women, but if you AREN'T yet still try it just looks weird. REALIZE YOUR FUCKING AGE AND DRESS LIKE IT

-"Middle class Goths" Yes you know what it's like to suffer and feel pain, with your new car that daddy bought you in your $400,000 house.

You're not unique, in fact you look like the countless other Hot Topic tards out there. It's no longer UNIQUE when an entire chain of stores is devoted to it. Unless you're Rober Smith of the Cure...black lipstick isn't for you.
 
Himuro said:
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He's a crackhead.. crackheads are ok, you understand their motivation... getting more crack.
 
-Ignorant People
-Backstabbers
-Emo Kids
-Scenesters
-Rednecks
-Crank heads
-Rich, Preppy, Cocky Fucks
-Spoiler Heads
-Extreme Republicans aka Southern Bapitists.
-Christianity
-I'm better than you additude.
-Egotistical Pricks
+more

I pretty much hate everyone really...
 
Himuro said:
But you're black darien! Nigga you's a traitor! I'ma kidnap ur baby! >: ( btw you didn't make a 1st birthday thread!

:lol You're ruinin my fun!

I didn't make a 1st birthday thread? Oh you mean for Nyera? Shit I completely forgot.... I posted on my blog about it but never posted any pictures here... of course she stuck her hand in the cake and then wiped her face... I'll track down a pic....
 
*Disclaimer* I'm black so my use of the word "nigga" is approved by the United States government..


#1.Africans...

Not my fellow African-Americans, but straight up Africans. You know the motherfuckers that come to your university/college from Nigeria or Kenya with some shit story how they are here to go to med school. These guys are really idiots but they drop knowledge about "the motherland" and speak with an accent so chicks sop their shit up. And these guys look at us african american males like we're sucking our own shit through a gigantic straw. They dress like Zach fuckin Morris from "Saved by the Bell", with a pair of tight ass Jeans, a Collar shirt and a pair of dingy ass sneakers, and they always try to sound profound despite really not talking about shit.

#2.The Confused Nigga.....

This is the guy who has the dreadlocks or the poofy Afro, the african flag wrist ban, and a small pendant of africa around their neck on a little black string, but aside from one or two Bob Marley or Marcus Darvey shirts they usually dress in straight Abercrombie and Sandles. They most certianly major or minor in African American studies(or atleast take related classes) and you will NEVER EVER see them with a black chick, or even a white girl that has black hair(If they are not gay, which many are). I'm well spoken, but these guys go out of their way to speak overly proper and you can tell. Aside from the popular Marley songs, the only black artist they listen to is Jimmy Hendrix.

#3. Nintendo DS Owners:

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Sports fans that don't support the local team. If you grew up out of state or something, you get a pass. But if you just decided to be a Yankee, Cowboys, or Notre Dame fan because they play on TV every weekend, I'd love to take a shit in your white-on-white K-Swiss.
 
Europeans that claim half the shit America uses now was invented in Europe, but dont concede those inventions were perfected by America (cars, telephones, internet, etc...)

I thought they were perfected by Japan
 
Mostly just these east european fucks in my world politics class that try to make every damn debate about their home countries



NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR SHITHOLE COUNTRY STOP BRINGING IT UP YOU BASTARDS
 
Nameless said:
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Aww... he looks so frail and helpless. I hope someone is bringing him water and food regularly.

As for mine:
Self-righteous etremists of any persusion
Haters (Everyone's list should end with this one.)
People who don't get why all of our lists should end with "haters." You are boring.
 
my cousin's from australia are always dogging on america and everything we do. I went there last year, and well.. he has a fucking xbox, a PC from Dell, HP flatscreen TV, and one of their two cars are american made. Fucking Pricks! :lol

I fucking hate people who think you are fronting your style to impress someone, when it's who you are. FUCK THEM.
 
Incognito said:
im no fan of socks...
amen to that. i fucking hate wearing socks if I can avoid it. something about fresh air on my toes that makes me happy.

nameless said:
Not my fellow African-Americans, but straight up Africans. You know the motherfuckers that come to your university/college from Nigeria or Kenya with some shit story how they are here to go to med school. These guys are really idiots but they drop knowledge about "the motherland" and speak with an accent so chicks sop their shit up. And these guys look at us african american males like we're sucking our own shit through a gigantic straw. They dress like Zach fuckin Morris from "Saved by the Bell", with a pair of tight ass Jeans, a Collar shirt and a pair of dingy ass sneakers, and they always try to sound profound despite really not talking about shit.
You're full of shit, man. This Ben guy that I've got a couple classes with grew up in fuckin' Darfur then was taken in as a refugee by some Kenyan camp... hooked up with some group that got him over here where he's going to school. One of the smartest motherfuckers I've ever met. No offense to the blacks on this board, but the percentage of smart Africans I've met compared to smart black americans is quite a bit higher, so maybe you wanna get off the Africans' shit, hm? I mean, as a white fat cat I can't sit and talk crap, but you're talkin shit about guys who get chopped up with machetes by the next tribe over, when most black people in America trip cuz UPN casts a negative stereotype on african-americans... which they do. But Africans are completely justified in bitch-slapping black Americans when they bitch about the WHITE man holdin' down... especially when these black guys are dumb enough to bitch to Africans about how bad they got it.

Here's a social group we haven't touched on that'll probably get me banned: Black guys who got a chip on their shoulder about EVERY-fuckin-THING. Anyone who's seen Crash can best compare this person to Ludacris' character. Nothing is ever good enough for these guys, and every problem they have is cuz of the slavery that was outlawed 140 years ago. Any black guy talkin' with good english is a "fake nigga (thanks nas)" and any white guy immitating black culture is a bitch trying to steal black peoples shit. The pinnacle of this shit is when you've got a guy like Kobe Bryant, smart, successful, good lookin' and loved by most people, being called fake by other black people and having to go and act like a hardass to try and get some street cred. There's a difference between taking pride in where you're from and hating everyone who's not where you are. Just like there's a difference between recognizing that a definite racial problem exists in the world today and trying to imagine racism where it doesn't exist. And all this shit is just perpetuated by these black guys who think the only way to keep it real is to stay in these poor ass neighborhoods, who insist that dealing drugs is a viable source of income despite how smart they are. You want to know the poster boy for this shit? Tupac Amaru Shakur. The guy is going to a great performing arts school (same fucking neighborhood as Jada Pinkett Smith-- good friends growing up) and wants to be a Shakespearian actor. What happens to him? He gets a whiff of this "keepin it real" bullshit after he moved across country and gets gunned down in the middle of a manufactured war. What a fucking waste. Everytime I see guys like this, who are just brilliantly smart but too caught up in their own bullshit to see the woods through the trees, I just want to violently shake them and tell them to quit worrying about what everyone else does and just, "do you!" fuck.

i'll see you when my ban gets killed in six months or so.
 
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