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[FunkyMunkey]

biter tears stil fel nice on miy holehome

 

[Zukuu]

got puled proba. dont no. but im sory any was.

stil kep ears to grounf dfor oyuu in 2014. thaksf or yor time

ps biter tears stil fel nice on miy holehome.

Bye

POP got pulled probably. Dont know but i'm sorry anyways. Still will keep ears to the ground for you in 2014. Thanks for your time.

Thanks. I couldn't make any sense out of the first sentence before.

I wonder why he goes tho. It's unlikely that he'll get banned, right?

You being wrong about the online paywall is a bigger deal.

He wasn't.

 

[indigo-cyclops]

holehome, lol. Thanks for your time CBOAT. Until next time!

 

[Sianos]

Until we meet again

#TEAMCBOAT #TRUTHFACT

 

[Messi]

Thanks. I couldn't make any sense out of the first sentence before.

I wonder why he goes tho. It's unlikely that he'll get banned, right?


He wasn't.

He must return to his home planet to gather the scoops for next time.

 

[blazinglazers]

What's the score on The Final Lowdown™?

Confirmed Microsoft is actively attempting to get developers to not mention PS4 versions. If they don't say "OUR GAME IS EXCLUSIVE FOR XBONE" expect a PS4 version. #TruthFact

#TruthFact? (Wouldn't the reverse more accurately reflect how the conferences panned out?)

More DRM messaging at Gamescom. There is no rental strategy. Try to sweep it under the rug and hope people don't remember.

TBD

Cloud power was designed as DRM. Period. DRM was Microsoft's idea. EA and Ubisoft are supporters, Activision slightly less so.

TBD? (Not really sure how this will be proven / disproven?)

DRM plans are actually worse than what they've stated.

TBD! (The fuck? How could they be worse? I guess we'll find out @ Gamescon.)

Mirror's Edge 2 at MS conference.

#FalseFact

Prince of Persia (reboot?) at MS conference.

#FalseFact

Secret Phil Spencer game = World of Tanks

#TruthFact!

Live paywall still there.

#TruthFact!

Dead Rising 3, and exclusive DLC for another Capcom game at MS conference.

#TruthFact!

No online paywall for PS4. Unconfirmed.

#FalseFact

4 right, 3 wrong, 3 to go? It's irrelevant though. Thank you Buttocks, you bring the fun & info.

#TruthFact

 

[george_us]

You blessed us with many truthfacts.

May you go now to a place where truthfacts are bountiful.

Farewell, based cboat.

 

[Stumpokapow]

oh come on you're not going to give him mirror's edge?

 

[SerRodrik]

You do good work, CBOAT. May your facts be true and your bidet be bountiful.

 

[Coldsnap]

he was a god damned hero

 

[Boss Man]

I'm willing to bet Halo was last minute.

They just kind of went on stage and said "A Halo is coming out next year." I'll eat crow if it actually turns up in 2014.

 

[jaypah]

I't all love CBOAT, thanks for everything!

 

[Darknight]

CBoat, MS and its gamers hate you. Stay safe my friend....their ninjas be looking!

 

[blazinglazers]

oh come on you're not going to give him mirror's edge?

There was a lot of hype that it would be at the MS conference before CBoaT posted, so when he said that I took it as confirmation. I'm sure a lot of fellow xbox fans did.

You know, back when we had hope.

I like the idea though that he glimpsed the Halo 5 trailer and thought it was POP.

#StaySafe

 

[xintin]

Only the possibility of a future CBOAT appearance could make me look forward to a new PoP announcement.

 

[RustyNails]

Can someone create a gif of cboat sailing away in Gandalf's boat at the end of Return of the King?

 

[mclem]

You got something wrong. BURN THE HERETIC.

(Many thanks, and may your infogloves remain cosy forever.)

 

[Amir0x]

It's ok, Popersia would have probably been lame like 2008 game

:Salute:

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

Cboat done hooked it up.

 

[hydragonwarrior]

See you on the next E3 train, buttocks.

 

[Incendiary]

You rock CBOAT. Good night and good luck.

 

[Moofers]

Hey dude, you were the man of the hour as E3 was set to kick off. It was amazing. Thanks!

 

[SatelliteOfLove]

Who is this person?

And may this question never be answered.

#HisBallsHisWorld

 

[Rainbow In The Dark]

Don't worry CBoaT you just proved that you are a human like us. We still love ya.

 

[140.85]

Propecia?

 

[pirata]

I misread it as Persona at first and got excited


'Til we meet again, most virtuous and firm Buttocks!

 

[RustyNails]

Who is this person?

Some call him Moses, others call him the prophet.

For us, he's the Cboat.

 

[DBT85]

Who is this person?

The hero that GAFham needs.

#TeamCBoaT

 

[sTeLioSco]

ubisoft probably didn't want to show all their new ips at once....

i want to believe there is a new nextgen prince of persia.

 

[Phoenician_Viking]

<3 Cboat.

 

[Ourobolus]

So wait, did he see his shadow or what?

 

[chubigans]

Thanks for everything anyways!

 

[Ragus]

a real hero and a real human being

 

[Htown]

we all good, bro

no worries

 

[POWERSPHERE]

OHHHHHHHHH, this is who we mean by CBOAT

Spoiler

slowpoke.jpg

I'm with you

 

[chicko1983]

Tank you cboat, yore da men and a truth fact hero.

Cya

 

[Origami Superman]

Is XBONE's DRM still even worse than what we currently know?

 

[Deku Tree]

You the man, CBOAT. No apologies needed.

 

[Divius]

GG cboat.

I'd tip my fedora if I had one. Until next time.

 

[daveo42]

No prob. You were pretty spot on about everything else and Prince of Persia isn't that important of a game.

 

[Minigo]

got puled proba. dont no. but im sory any was.

stil kep ears to grounf dfor oyuu in 2014. thaksf or yor time

ps biter tears stil fel nice on miy holehome.

Bye

You are like Halley's Comet, but instead of gracing us every 75~76 years, you come once a year, in a time of need, now go to your well deserved slumber and come back next year stronger than ever.
Thanks for everything!

 

[R_thanatos]

NO problem.

I believe you.

 

[Kid Ska]

Ah. I was wondering who CBOAT was.

 

[Odahviing]

I never thought they would do another Prince of Persia, but you were right!

 

[Mr.Ock]

Godspeed!

 

[nikos]

Today's Rumor Roundup has been brought to you by Dolan.

 

[SYNTAX182]

Holehome lol you're my rhyming hero

 

[shuri]

He's that topless redhead virgin in 300.

 

[Brinbe]

Keep on truckin, CBOAT. You still have job to do, like Al Snow.

 

[Raonak]

CBoaT. The hero GAF deserves.