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South Park: The Stick of Truth |OT| Bigger, Longer, and Uncut (In select regions)
- Thread starter Dawg
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Shining Sunshine
Banned
Debuffs are so powerful. I just get one of the 6x random target ranged weapons, add bleed stuff on it.
Shit dies so fast.
Shit dies so fast.
disappeared
Banned
At first I thought buffs/debuffs were just a little bonus they threw in the keep with the game's RPG-ish nature, but yeah, they actually work really, really well.
Big Chungus
Member
Having problems attacking the
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I hit them for 1 HP damage every time but my weapon is the
which should do a lot of damage.
Nazi Zombies
I hit them for 1 HP damage every time but my weapon is the
Gnome Minepick
The Grim Heaper
Member
Maybe their armor rating is too high and you need to dwindle that down? The little helmet icon above their healthbar.
Succinct Verbosity
Member
Uncle00Jesse
Banned
Anyone else experiencing the pimples on your Jew's face going away sometimes and then come back? Is this a bug?
Sounds like puberty to me.
Permanently A
Junior Member
I wonder how they edited the censored version of the game, considering that the
seem to be a pretty big part of the game.
Nazi Zombies
DrForester
Kills Photobucket
OH FUCK YOU, CLYDE!
Choose wisely.
The perfect Dark
Banned
Al Gore
SWAT
Earthstrike
Member
I'm stuck in Mr.Slave's intestine, right after you friend big gay al on the mobile phone. What do you do here?
Permanently A
Junior Member
How do I get to
Canada
I think you use your newest magic around that area, and then press a button on the object there.
Just keep heading north in the forest.
DrForester
Kills Photobucket
Underpants Gnomes segment...
Go north. Then go north. Then go north some more.
But in all seriousness, go north. Make sure to have your passport with you. Nothing gets by Canada's finest without a passport.
But in all seriousness, go north. Make sure to have your passport with you. Nothing gets by Canada's finest without a passport.
Still loving this game. I'm happy
Morgan Freeman earned another freckle
Taco_Human
Member
Well I beat it. Little over 12 hours. Fucking amazing ending. Canada made me laugh a lot.
Just beat the game. Steam says it took me 14 hours.
Overall i loved it. Way better than what i expected.
As an extended episode it's fantastic. As an RPG i think it's just ok.
I never felt like equipment or class mattered. Of course adding bleeding, burning or whatever to weapon attacks helped to kill shit faster.
Biggest WTF moments:
And i killed
so easily. Why are you guys having trouble with it?
Overall i loved it. Way better than what i expected.
As an extended episode it's fantastic. As an RPG i think it's just ok.
I never felt like equipment or class mattered. Of course adding bleeding, burning or whatever to weapon attacks helped to kill shit faster.
Biggest WTF moments:
- Battle with gnomes with daddy and mommy having sex in the background and later with the gnome boss with tits and hairy balls bouncing over our heads.
- Giant nazi zombie aborted fetus fight.
- Canada.
- Exploring Mr slave's intestines. Condoms, sperm, shit and all sort of falic objets there.
And i killed
Al Gore
petethepanda
Member
Stuttering on PS3 digital appears to be getting worse with time. Upon entering some areas it'll dive into single digit fps for a few seconds.
As someone mentioned earlier, it seems to have to do with the auto save feature, since every time it stutters when saving.
Taco_Human
Member
Okay so post game ending, anyone have any ideas if the "friend everyone" achievement is possible? The only quests I still have yet to do are defeat all the homeless and destroy one more monster on Jimbo's list.
Seriously. I don't think I've seen worse use of spoiler tags in a thread ever.
Bruce Willis is dead the whole time
Teletraan1
Banned
The place the map spoils
Canada
The 8bit soundtrack of the Canadian national anthem sounding just like a NES era RPG was insane. The songs that unlock after the section is done are pretty amazing as well. The little boat you take across the piers was so funny to me for some reason. The commentary after clearing off Dire Aids was hilarious too.
As far as crying about spoiler tags. Dont click them until you are done. Dont expect everyone to dance around everything with warnings about the content of the spoiler tag. If you dont want to be spoiled dont click spoiler tags. Its pretty simple.
Taco_Human
Member
I missed the Dire Aids I guess.
Gintoki313
Banned
EDIT: Nvm, I found the last one. I accidentally went behind somewhere and there was a hidden path. Glad I was able to do the quest now.
The Cowboy
Member
Well that was blooming great!!!, I've haven't been so engrossed into a game for a long time - I just couldn't stop playing it.
The story was really great IMO and I have to say, I want more dammit.
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Well, as they say.
The story was really great IMO and I have to say, I want more dammit.
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Well, as they say.
"Screw you guys, I'm going home!".
Ravensmash
Member
Is there any word on an EU delay affecting the UK?
Be really really annoyed if so.
Be really really annoyed if so.
god how do I learn how to master my fart? *fart spoilers*
Terrible. Why can't I just skip this? I'm not using farts in combat anyways.
EDIT: 20 GODDAMN TIMES NOW. Fuck me.
EDIT2: Thank god for gamefaqs (I hate this game for making me say that).
randy is trying to teach me to master the fart and it's SO ANNOYING. I keep failing with no idea what to do. The fart goes insanely fast, past randy and when I press up on the right stick it says not yet.
Terrible. Why can't I just skip this? I'm not using farts in combat anyways.
EDIT: 20 GODDAMN TIMES NOW. Fuck me.
EDIT2: Thank god for gamefaqs (I hate this game for making me say that).
Ignore everything that randy says or does, it's complete bullshit. Hold the left stick all the way to the left and just leave it there, press up on the right stick when the game prompts. Why did they keep telling you to move the left stick around? Utterly retarded.
TheContact
Member
Sorry I am _sure_ this was asked before but approx how long is the game? Assuming you do the side quests (if there are any)
TriniTrin
war of titties grampa
just wait for the prompts to tell you to push up on the right stick.....
The game keeps telling you to move the left stick back and forth, your NOT suppose to do that. Even the little prompts have the left stick moving back and forth, you just need to keep the left stick held in 1 direction for the entire time. It makes no sense and the tutorial outright lies to the player.
Was stuck there for almost 15-20 minutes. Doesn't help that it takes forever to do it again.
No, but there is an achievement for not selling junk.
About 15hrs. Maybe 20 if you really drag things out collecting and hunting.
BlackBuzzard
Banned
Game was amazing only question i have left, is when is Obsidian gonna make another one.
Is there anything left after finishing the game? Like an endgame?
Is there anything left after finishing the game? Like an endgame?
Not really. You can finish just about any quest you hadn't before though.
For real.
I mean, he's always been my favorite character anyway, but being able to choose to hang with him the entire time and then realize he's so useful...plus all those quips he makes.
I just love my Butters. And in this South Park experience boy does he shine. And deservedly so.