I actually said this to a friend a while back, but he'd be silly enough to take the offer of escape from someone like Kim Jong Un, and then we'd see him on liveleak, getting blown up with an AA cannon. Wouldn't happen of course, but it led to a fun conversation.
Talking to an official while being blindfolded in a jeep like "I always said Kim was a good, honest man. Democrats twisted my words, you know? They hated that I won, it was all a conspiracy, my supporters know that. They protested for me every day, bigly huge crowds! I had the best crowds at my inaugaration, you know? Obama had his pictures edited by the democrats, but my crowds were the best, huge, nobody does crowds like me. Did I show you my election map? It's the best map of any presidency, bigly numbers. Hillary tried to lie and say she won, but the emails don't lie, and all those leaks against me were fake, leaking is very illegal and dangerous... What's that sound?"