Segata Sanshiro
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Well, I reckon this game deserves an official thread, and while I had planned something a little more interesting a while ago, I got lazy and never finished it. Thus, the undelivered ham.
Nevertheless, games deserve OTs, especially good games, so here we go.
What is Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions?
It's a new action game from highly acclaimed Canadian developers Beenox starring some obscure comic book character from the 60s. The hook this time is that you play as not one or two or three but four (well, in the DS version just three) Spider-Men from various parallel universes. It is available on PS3, 360, Wii, DS, and ostensibly PC.
Tell me of these Spider-Men, Segata.
Certainly, young scout. First, the very familiar Amazing Spider-Man. This is the Spider-Man we all know and love. Wears the red and blues. Voiced by Neil Patrick Harris THE NEIL PATRICK HARRIS OF DOOGIE HOWSER. His levels are action-oriented and very bright and colourful.
Next, we have Spider-Man Noir, the least-known Spider-Man in this game. He comes from an alternative Noir Marvel universe where everything is ultra-shadowy and conveniently Arkham-Asylumy. How lucky! Noir Spidey, clad all in black, is voiced by Christopher Daniel Barnes, who many of us will remember as the voice of Spider-Man from the 1990s OMG TEH DRAMA animated series. No word yet on if he spends half the time yelling MARRRYYYYYY JAAAAAAAANE but somehow I doubt it. Noir Spidey's levels play like an iffy xerox of Arkham Asylum, with lots of required sneaking because this particular Spidey is a wet tissue compared to the average thug.
Next is Spider-Man 2099. He is from the future! His voice is from the past! Dan Gilzevan from the 1980s Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends does the chores here. Spidey 2099 is quite a popular character and this is the first time he's been acknowledged in a video game aside from being an unlockable costume. His levels are action affairs. Everything is shiny metallic HD here.
Finally, we have Ultimate Spidey. OH WHAT THE, Ultimate Spider-Man is practically no different from Amazing, I hear you cry! Very true, very true, and that's exactly why he was chosen. You see, the kids, they like this symbiote thing. It's unreal the excuses we have to find to put the symbiote in everything these days. Ultimate Spidey is Shattered Dimensions' Excuse du Jour. Yes indeed, Ultimate Spidey is really just Symbiote Spidey, who we all remember from like every frigging Spider-Man game of the last half-decade. He's voiced by Josh Keaton of the awesome you-should-watch-it-now Spectacular Spider-Man animated series. Levels are again action affairs. Everything's all colourful and toon-shaded here.
The DS version omits Ultimate Spider-Man because memory space is money and he's kind of the most redundant.
Is this an open world game?
No. It's stage-based progression, like in ye olden days. This lets them do some actual level design instead of trying to figure out how to make Manhattan into a video game level instead of a frigging city. After playing some initial stages as each Spider-Man, you're free to choose levels from each Spider-Man's path in your quest for the Magic MacGuffins.
Oh hey, what's the story?
I can't imagine anyone actually cares, but okay. Amazing Spider-Man is doing some usual smart-ass crime-fighting when he accidentally breaks the all-important Tablet of Time (the thing what made Silvermane into a diaper baby), which shatters and scatters throughout the multiverse. Madame Web, Spider-Man's constant babysitter in all things universe-destroying, tasks him with finding the pieces of the tablet. Problem? Some of the pieces are in other dimensions, so she taps the Spider-Men of each of those dimensions to help clean up Amazing Spidey's mess. Naturally, some villains get in the way in each dimension.
Is the Wii version some shitty knock-off developed in Latveria?
No, in a shocking display of intelligence, the Wii is just a down-res'd version of the HD games. You get the same levels and everything. There's some kind of waggle thing thrown in there, but I'm sure you chaps are used to that by now. Details on that can be found here. It actually looks pretty nice.
Tell me about the DS version.
Sure. People always ignore the DS versions. Like Web of Shadows from a couple years ago, you really shouldn't miss the DS version of Shattered Dimensions. It's a 2.5D Metroidvania style affair with a really deep combat system not entirely unlike Devil May Cry's. You get three Spider-Men here, all of them but Ultimate Symbiote, and each with his own abilities and strengths. A full list of improvements from Web of Shadows can be found here. If you like Spider-Man or you like 2D action games, you should definitely definitely check it out.
Segata, are there rad unlockables?
Oh ho ho, you bet Benjamin J. Grimm's ever-lovin' Aunt Petunia there are! Tons of costumes! Tons! You never had it this good! How did Beenox slip all this in without Bobby Kotick ransoming each of these for a buck!?
If you don't mind having your fun spoiled, here's what we know about so far:
Captain Universe, Gamestop pre-order exclusive (this is the only unobtainable costume through regular means at the moment)
Aside from Captain Universe, the rest of these costumes can be unlocked no matter where you bought your copy!
Iron Spider
Spider Armour
Scarlet Spider
Manga Spider-Man
Secret War Spidey
The Bombastic Bag-Man
Negative Zone Spidey
1602 Spidey
Noir Concept Spidey
Flipside (Yes, fucking *Flipside*...we are through the rabbit hole here, people)
Ultimate Spidey (Red and Blues)
Insulated Spidey
Aside from Captain Universe, the rest of these costumes can be unlocked no matter where you bought your copy!
Iron Spider
Spider Armour
Scarlet Spider
Manga Spider-Man
Secret War Spidey
The Bombastic Bag-Man
Negative Zone Spidey
1602 Spidey
Noir Concept Spidey
Flipside (Yes, fucking *Flipside*...we are through the rabbit hole here, people)
Ultimate Spidey (Red and Blues)
Insulated Spidey
Okay, that's the Q&A out of the way. I'll post some of the reviews and some media and maybe check in now and then to make sure things are updated.
REVIEWS
PS3/360 VERSION
IGN - 8.0
Gamepro - 4.5/5
Game Informer - 8.5
1up - B
Gamespot - 7.5
Games Radar - 7.0
Euro Gamer - 7.0
Game Chronicles - 10 (lololol)
Gaming Trend - 88
Planet Xbox 360 - 8.8
Digital Chumps - 7.4
Official Xbox Magazine UK - 7.0
WII VERSION
Gaming Trend - 84
IGN - 7.5
DS VERSION
pending
Video showing the first ten minutes of the game
I could choke your browsers with more screenshots, but you guys know where to find more if you want them. Have at 'er, Spidey fans!