Warning: Wall of text. TL; DR at bottom.
This Splatfest started out great. It was fun, pleasant, and I was screwing around with the Aerospray. Lost a few games because my teammates couldn't get the sole dude who eluded me, but who cares? It was fun. No errors, all enjoyment. A good hour of fun, I'd say.
Then a laggy Octo Brush appeared. Little did I know, he was only the start of my Splatfest troubles.
He was so laggy, that even after he was splatted, the message apeared 4 seconds after I I somehow trade with him every time. Heck, even poured 3 seconds of Aero on him and he wouldn't die, but he wouldn't move, either. Well, we end up losing, but I brush it off and move on to the next one. Same stuff. Then the next one. Same laggy stuff.
By now, the opponents had an unusual difficulty spike, which started making things unfun. But no, to top off the the lag BS and stupid difficulty spike, the SprayRNG for rapid fire guns decided to give me the finger as well. How does an Aerospray go nearly a second of MISSING EVERY FREAKING SHOT OF INK ON A ROLLER THAT'S AIMING TO JUMP SHOT THEM DESPITE THE RED X ON THE CURSOR?! I wouldn't have cared if we traded or if I had died first and it hit him to near death, but that? No. That just starting filling the salt tower. No damage markers on the guy and no damage sounds at all. He wasn't even moving left and right, just barreling towards me on his spawn on Blackbelly. It did not hit ONCE FOR A FULL SECOND.
This would continue on and on and on and on and on and on for another 3 freaking hours for a Splatfest that SHOULD HAVE only lasted 2 and a half hours MAX. The only reason I didn't just break completely is because the servers FINALLY allowed Jeff on my team. And even then, the servers DC'd me during that match and we had to try again, in which we finally succeeded again after several tries.
...I just don't know what happened this Splatfest. It was like I was going 200MPH on an empty and long stretch of road for a while only for a giant brick wall of BS to magically materialize in front of me and forcibly crash into my fun. I then started getting the common complaints of the servers magically DCing from your good team mates, but hey, these team mates suck, so we're not gonna DC you anymore trolololololol. Oh, and that difficulty spike in enemy teams? We'll keep matching you with them with your newfound fodder team mates trololololololol. Heck, I was even paired with someone from OFF, but nooo, DC immediately after the match ends.
...I understand that Splatfest is full of kids, and that it really shouldn't be taken seriously, but the amount of stuff that happened after that laggy Octo Brush was just absurd. Sure, any sane person would have come back to it later, but I just wanted the grind over with. Alas, the issues never really let up all the way to King. ...I'm just taking a day off from the game to come back from that colossal waste of my time.
tl; dr version: Splatfest starts out great and fun. Universe saw I was having fun. Gave me a quadruple whammy of skewed teams in terms of skill, lag, DCs, and the most super-ultra-extreme-mega-terribad SprayRNG I've ever seen. Universe is now pleased that it sucked the fun out.
I'd just like to thank Jeff for helping me keep my sanity and putting up with my salt and frustration.
The only thing I don't like about custom range blaster is it's almost too good.
I'd have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling squids and your dumb Blasters! (=P)