Sword Art Online 9
BOOOOOSSSSSSS FIIIIIIIIGHT.
Or not. Are you kidding me? Kirito and Asuna DON'T fight this boss? Fuck you and your million people having to kill a boss together. I WANTED TO SEE SOME ACTION. Why does nobody ever fight anything in this show?
WHY IS THIS A SHOW ABOUT SWORDS WHEN NO ONE EVER FIGHTS?
Hey, so, if they've been in here 2 years, who is taking care of their bodies in the real world? Because no way would the funds from that hand waving group that IS NOT MENTIONED IN THE ANIME AT ALL, last two years. No, seriously, I don't give a fuck what the books say, the show has not bothered to explain how they're still alive 2 years later.
KLEIN'S IN THIS EPISODE??! AAAAAAAW YEAAAAAH.
Uh, what the hell is with that expression, Kirito? Klein is like, super cool and super nice and super excited to see you and you look like your cheek pinching aunt just showed up. Screw you, Kirito. Asuna should get with THE KLEIN.
Klein's 24? Dayum. This is a guy my age hitting on a girl who looks like she's not even in High School yet. Then again, I guess there probably aren't many girls in SAO anyway. Can you have sex with the NPCs, then? Also, there goes Klein, feeling pain when you're not supposed to again.
Okay, Kirito felt Klein stomp his foot. You can definitely feel pain in SAO.
Question: Originally SAO allowed men to play as women, but presumably this game also simulates sex. So uh, how would THAT work?
Klein is such a nice guy. "Hey, my friend is a total douchebag moron, please keep an eye on him." Seriously: "My friend just charges into the boss room, and even though I could die, I'll go bail him out." Klein is like, the most likeable dude in this show. He's as stupid as the rest of the cast, but at least his motivations are clear: My friends are in danger so I'll help them.
Meanwhile I still can't get my head around the Lonely Beater being so upset that his party died because "he didn't tell them his level." I get survivor's guilt and all, but not that stupid telling them his level thing. I don't see how that cocky bunch of idiots were going to be dissuaded knowing they had a high level dude on their team.
OH SNAP HE'S A DUAL BEATER WIELDER!!!
You know what would make this show more cool? If Kirito actually was cheating. If he had hacked the game to grant him magic. Instead its just Kirito being so damn good at a this game that he can kill a boss that just wiped out a high level party.
Oh great, so Kirito isn't actively cheating and isn't good at SAO, it just dropped its pants and bent over for him by magically giving him this skill, no questions asked. True writing.
Or fuck you and your offer. Asuna isn't property and if she doesn't want to be in your guild she can just leave. The hell is this? You don't OWN her. So much for Asuna being a strong female character if she's fine with this. Fuck, why can't ASUNA duel for her freedom? Not that anyone should have to fight for their freedom.
Lina Inverse would never put up with this. Well, she might to indulge in her fantasy of being a fair maiden, but it wouldn't last.