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STEAM 2013 Announcements & Updates VIII - Don't ask when the sales are starting.
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Haha, that's good!
I decided I'm not going to buy the game, not even for 2 bucks. Don't wanna waste money for the sake of curiosity.
I should put my Greenlight access to good use and release SalsaShark Simulator. It would be a game about ignoring your thread creation duties because you're high almost all the time and it ends when you have a moment of clarity that you use to hop on to GAF to make your thread, because upon doing so you realise that you were beaten to the punch by a mod and, after signing in, also discover that you've been banned. FIN.
It's definitely worth the two dollars, trust. Even if you don't like it, it is only two dollars at the end of the day. If you get an hour of gameplay out of it I think it wouldn't be so bad.
What a plot! You should consider save plus option where you get unbanned by the time for a new sale thread and can repeat the process.
You should release it, if not for other reasons, for adding to your gamecount.
Atraveller
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I have to admit, I haven't sat down and play properly on weekends for weeks. Family bought a HDTV several weeks ago, I was watching my favorite movies in HD.
i'm guessing he has Greenlight access cause it gives you one more on your game count or a badge or something
that JaseC Simulator was pretty good tho. 'Depression Quest' was it? think it's on Greenlight now
Silly shark. JaseC Simulator is about scrolling your way down this page. You get the game's one and only achievement when you reach the end, but... is there an end, though? Who knows!
I don't know if I'll even play it for an hour. And it being cheap doesn't make the money less wasted
Besides, I decided I want to buy a bike. So I'd be better off saving money now.
Kaleinc
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It's a shame. You won't see xenomorph moonwalk in crisp 1080p.
Nabs
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I don't know if I'll even play it for an hour. And it being cheap doesn't make the money less wasted
Besides, I decided I want to buy a bike. So I'd be better off saving money now.
Bike Simulator 2014?
With the state my graphics card is in, it'd probably catch fire before I reach that part, lol. I should clean it one of these days...
More like Motocross Madness 2. Hopefully there aren't invisible walls in real life that will propel me miles high in the sky.
Boss Doggie
all my loli wolf companions are so moe
I think they're all still simulating the Microsoft Flight Simulator box from 1993
That explains a lot.
...how come there's no Hotdog Vendor Simulator?
Wise choice. Your time spent is more important than money spent in this case.
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Freeza Under The Shower
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The only reason to own Aliens: Colonial Marines is to enjoy the swagger of some xenomorphs.
Of which you don't actually need to play the game for, you can just watch a gif.
He's heading to the Steam sales.
To be fair, that was probably the single most interesting attempt to bring both the fiction of the movies into the games while creating alternative variants of xenomorphs.
Of course, after that they seem to forget about how that might be, you know, required to make things interesting, but it is far, far, from the worst section the game has to offer. Fighting those human enemies... now those are the worst part. No redeeming value whatsoever.
just wanted to point this out, because I this gif is used for the 'wrong statement', despite its seeming ludicrious nature.
crimsonheadGCN
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Where was that guy complaining about no simulator games being released again?
That's pretty awesome. For some reason I want it.
That GIF paired with the chorus line from the magnum opus of Was (Not Was) is still one of this years most amusing occurences. But the screen, and animation of the alien, in context was correct. The outrage against the game is more appropriately focused on the deception of customers and journalists Gearbox ran with the prerelease "gameplay" footage that had no relation to the final product.
The game itself is just another mediocre FPS that offers the same experience, and general quality issues, as an annual Call of Duty title.
Tizoc
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D'oh, I forgot about that change. Joke ruined.
I had to (><)
edited: left some hiccup in the middle
Haha, perfect! (Well, hiccup aside.
)Run Furmark to isolate the GPU as the cause (or rule it out).
D'oh, I forgot about that change. Joke ruined.
Haha, perfect! (Well, hiccup aside.
Fixed hiccup.
sorry about that!
Tommy Refenes from team meat got dat steambox
https://twitter.com/TommyRefenes/status/413618144616669184/photo/1
guessing they're handing out a few to devs? doubt he was among the selected testers and I dont see no drilled hole
https://twitter.com/TommyRefenes/status/413618144616669184/photo/1
guessing they're handing out a few to devs? doubt he was among the selected testers and I dont see no drilled hole
Dude we totally need to throw an Enhanced Steam 1 year anniversary party and shower you and the contributors with (Steam) gifts. Thanks to all the great work, I hardly touch the client anymore.
If you can catch it write down the code, they're all related to something. If you think it's heat related check logging on Real Temp or something so when you do BSOD at least you can see (most) of the temps at time of death.
it's a hardware bsod (checked the code the first time around), but yeah i'll keep an eye on temp logs. doubt it tho
i'll just take apart the whole thing and install everything back sturdy again when I get home in 9ish hours and hope for the best. reeeeeeeeally dont need to deal with replacing shit right now
CheesecakeRecipe
Stormy Grey
Bluescreen View is immensely helpful at tracking down the responsible culprits, assuming it's on the software side of things and not hardware failure. Gives you the error code and a list of the files the memdump highlights as most likely to have caused the BSOD.
EDIT: Oh so it is hardware, well then that won't be much help
Kinky John
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Dusk Golem
A 21st Century Rockefeller
derExperte
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Completed Contrast in one 3hr sitting (+1 to get all trophies) and I think the reviews were a little too harsh. I get where they're coming from, the astonishingly bad framerate of the PS4 version, antsy controls and some collision problems. But it's got style, the shadow-mechanic is novel while not used for really complex puzzles and the story ended up being better than I expected. Another act and more polish would've helped and I won't recommend paying full price but with a nice discount...
I thought SteamGAF would never mistreat PCs like that. Calling local authorities now, the poor thing must be rescued.
I thought SteamGAF would never mistreat PCs like that. Calling local authorities now, the poor thing must be rescued.
CheesecakeRecipe
Stormy Grey
I was pretty sure porn was a banned thing on gaf dude, god damn that's dirty
ban this sick filth
ban this sick filth
here's the kicker: cpu temps are totally fine
but yeah gonna take the opportunity to clean up. haven't in a couple months not sure if you can tell
Kaleinc
Banned
More like a couple of years
Strange thing you experience no overheating.skullmuffins
Banned
Thanks for Dwarfs!?, Leon Belmont. ModBot is the greatest.
In other news, I got $20 for donating blood yesterday, just in time for the winter sales. That's like 4 free games!
In other news, I got $20 for donating blood yesterday, just in time for the winter sales. That's like 4 free games!
ashecitism
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Platinum also received one: https://twitter.com/PG_jp/status/413605828688875521
yea baby
Dude, clean that fucking shit, come on!!
yea baby
I haven't cleaned out my PC once since I built it about 18 months ago. I'll get around to doing so soon enough, but with my next upgrade I'll definitely be going the E-ATX + water cooling route; there's nothing worse than working inside a case with little space.
Boss Doggie
all my loli wolf companions are so moe
yea baby
dirty innards always make me feel sad
There're even videos showing off very dusty, moldy PC insides. Do people get off from those? It makes me cry ;_;
*changes mood*
Who is planning to get it?
Me!
But how? It would take me years to "achieve" something like this...
Now I'm inspired to clean all the filters and fans when I get home. I could even use the compressor...
*changes mood*
Who is planning to get it?
Me! Ok, technically, I already have it, as I backed the project. The T-shirt was awesome
any day now.....
Bayo coming to steam!
not really, no
That goes without asking, but are you going to play it?
The Red Wizard
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What's the best way to clean a PC?
I had an mATX board in an E-ATX case at it was like throwing a Mars bar in the back of Transit Van.
Granted that analogy is for something else small going into a cavernous hole but it's works in this purpose as well.
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