Ionic said:I honestly don't know why they don't just update the game with at least the iPad version's assets. That one runs at a higher resolution, right?
zombieshavebrains said:Its hardly in anything higher res than 800x600
Agreed. We should have random shit videogame reviews, particularly when there's a sale on. I'm sure I have a couple in my library I could knock up...PixyJunket said:This could be the greatest post in this thread, possibly forum.
Hahahaha, you played way more of this than I would ever try.Joe Molotov said:This game is about three things: mom, apple pie, and freedom.
http://i.imgur.com/fHBo7.jpg
Well, I played John Deere: Drive Green for about an hour, which is more than one should. Not a good game. The game does support the X360 pad though, so that's a plus. I turned mine on, and we're off to the races. The first thing I noticed about it is that the walking animation is hilariously bad. Your little man just pumps his arm back and forth and slides his feet along the ground like he's walking on ice. The running animation is even better; it's the walking animation at about 1.5x speed. The game is all about the tractors, so clearly they weren't going to spend more than a buck-fifty on the walking animation.
http://i.imgur.com/G9xEk.jpg
You have your own farm, but you have no cash to buy implements and stuff at the beginning, so you have to get jobs from the sign board (that's conveniently posted 10 feet in front of your house) and do odd tractoring jobs around the neighborhood. I took the first one, and it was tilling up some dude's field. You drive up one row and then down the next until it's down. It was a small field, took about 5 minutes, no problem. Then I took the next job, it was planting corn for some guy. Well, it turns out planting corn is exactly the same as tilling, you drive up one row down the next etc. Except this guy's field was about 4x as big, so it took 4x as long, or about 20 minutes. My trigger finger was numb by the time I got done from holding down the gas.
http://i.imgur.com/pBtdh.jpg
Okay, that was last job was soul wrenching, but I decided to bend over for one more round of punishment before I sold this game back to Steam. The third job was to spray a field with fertilizer or something because the crops were all brown and wilty. Actually, I think you were just spraying green paint, because the crops magically turned green and vibrant as soon as your spraying passed over them. You're like the Jesus of radishes! This job only took about 3 minutes, so it wasn't that bad, but I was already past the point of no return. Before I quit though, I went to spend my money and purchase The Gator, aka the only vehicle in the game capable of going faster than 2mph.
http://i.imgur.com/QImeI.jpg
I hoped on the ol' gator and started tear-assing around the farm. And well, you make your own fun because there's really nothing to do except look for buried fossils. Which as far as I can tell do nothing. The game claims to be putting them in storage for you, but I never found this "storage". With no people to run over, no cars to crash into, and only chickens to harrass, I decided to do a little amphibious driving.
http://i.imgur.com/6Adto.jpg
Nothing runs like a deere, bitch! A JOHN MOTHERFUCKING DEERE! That's right, I'm driving on the water. Farm Jesus strikes again. And although it might seem like in this screenshot that the water's just really shallow, if you turn the camera angle just right, you can see that the ground is actually several feet below you.
Anyway, at that point, I think I'd rung pretty much any possible fun out of the game. Oh wait there was also this. Why? Why not, I say.
http://i.imgur.com/QUoXD.jpg
What in the world...Gvaz said:Civ 4 is worth your time I think more than Civ 5. There's just too many design flaws with civ 5 that can't be ironed out with patches. The biggest change (grid system) is the biggest flaw.
Put that on the box.Joe Molotov said:You're like the Jesus of radishes!
That's the one thing I like about Civ 5.Gvaz said:Civ 4 is worth your time I think more than Civ 5. There's just too many design flaws with civ 5 that can't be ironed out with patches. The biggest change (grid system) is the biggest flaw.
Gvaz said:Civ 4 is worth your time I think more than Civ 5. There's just too many design flaws with civ 5 that can't be ironed out with patches. The biggest change (grid system) is the biggest flaw.
Free weekend.Jarrod4321 said:Why did Altitude DEMO suddenly appear in my library?
contact them and explain the stuff...LuchaShaq said:I think I lost my account, have tried steam support twice now (once today once last Friday no responses so far).
Had this error https://support.steampowered.com/kb_article.php?ref=3093-MKUJ-5773
Fixed my issue (happened before).
When I rebooted steam it said I was on an unfamiliar cpu, but I've only used this pc for my steam games. So it asks me for email verification. Problem is during the psn fiasco I lost the old ass yahoo email account connected to this, and despite two different tickets to steam they wouldn't help me switch email accounts. Yahoo wouldn't let me get access to the account due to the fact the "security emergency email" was from my old college I only attended for 1 year, which had shut down my account.
Do I have any chance of getting my account back? I love steam but my experience with their customer service has always been silent responses back to my issues.
Joe Molotov said:Okay, confession time. I have a lot of games. Some of them I've barely even touched. So, along the lines of what Stallion Free's doing, I thought I'd take a random game everyday and play it for an hour or so, then post some impressions. And it's really going to be random. As in, I just created a list of all my games in Steam, ran it through a list randomizer, and now I'm going to play them in that order.
First up....Frozen Synapse. I know a lot of people have been hyping this one up, so I'm excited to take a crack at it. I'm not really the best strategic mind of all time though, so we'll see how it goes. I'll report back later.
BTW, here's what it gave me for my first 10 games.
1. Frozen Synapse
2. Bullet Candy
3. The Maw
4. Age of Wonders 2
5. Super Street Fighter IV: Arcade Edition
6. Capsized
7. Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Island Thunder
8. Puzzle Kingdoms
9. John Deere: Drive Green
10. Prince of Persia: Warrior Within
Schmattakopf said:That's the one thing I like about Civ 5.
Thanks. Bought.Sober said:It's about 4.7 gigs.
A quick check on the game's forum on Steam indicates that the developer has been trying to get it up there (along with his next game).Sysgen said:Steam never updated Bullet Candy to Bullet Candy Perfect which is available here and it's pay what you want (min:$1).
Joe Molotov said:I think I'll put Frozen Synapse on hold. It's hurting my brain.
Yeah, multi is a great way to get into it.1-D_FTW said:We should play a game of online Frozen Synapse for shits and giggles. I couldn't force myself past about 10 minutes of the tutorial, but if neither of us knew what we were doing, multiplayer could be kind of fun(ny).
I don't get the lavish praise either of those games get, tbh. They are definitely good games but people act like they are the be-all, end-all of gaming.Derrick01 said:I've been playing through Bloodlines and so far I'm not all that impressed with it. People were saying it's a deus ex type game but there's hardly any interaction with the environment or loot, like 80% of doors are just there and can't be opened or lockpicked, and I haven't noticed a ton of ways to do each thing so far. It's still a good game but nowhere near Deus Ex (I'm in the downtown area now for reference, completed santa monica).
Good little game, that.Princess Skittles said:Eufloria $5.10.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/41210/
Deus ex deserves that praise. So much thought and variety has been put in that game; no two playthroughs will be identical. I'm nearing the end of my first playthrough and there are soooo much things I missed, locations or secret dialogue that would be really logical to get to, but I just didn't get because I took a different path.nexen said:I don't get the lavish praise either of those games get, tbh. They are definitely good games but people act like they are the be-all, end-all of gaming.
nexen said:I don't get the lavish praise either of those games get, tbh. They are definitely good games but people act like they are the be-all, end-all of gaming.
Dead Air Beta.StuBurns said:What is Valve pushing to L4D2 right now? A GB patch?
It's definitely inferior to its predecessors.Derrick01 said:But Bloodlines doesn't deserve it so far. I don't dislike it but I find that I'm constantly re-adjusting my expectations each time it disappoints me in regards to being a "deus ex type" game.
MNC said:Deus ex deserves that praise. So much thought and variety has been put in that game; no two playthroughs will be identical. I'm nearing the end of my first playthrough and there are soooo much things I missed, locations or secret dialogue that would be really logical to get to, but I just didn't get because I took a different path.
I know I'm in the minority opinion here. I played Deus Ex day one and was mildly disappointed with it. I can honestly say that I preferred Thief 2.Derrick01 said:Deus Ex definitely deserves the praise it gets. It's been around 10 years and I still discover a secret or new way to do something every now and then. It's just brilliant.
Princess Skittles said:A quick check on the game's forum on Steam indicates that the developer has been trying to get it up there (along with his next game).
For all the love Steam apparently has for indie games, there seems to be just as much hassle.
I thought Dead Air was supposed to be out by the 22nd. Lo and behold, today is the 22nd.dani_dc said:Dead Air Beta.
dani_dc said:Dead Air Beta.
svegis said:It's Dead Air release, not Beta, but they will iron out bugs as they come along.
Volcynika said:Updates to Left 4 Dead 2 have been released. The updates will be applied automatically when your Steam client is restarted. The major changes include:
Left 4 Dead 2
Beta release of Dead Air Campaign
Beta!
Win7 Pro x64, Athlon II P360 + AMD Vision (HD5400+ HD4200) and no problems...Grizza said:I want Civ 5, but I never could get Civ 4 to run on my Windows 7 (AMD/ATI) rig. Anyone else have that problem?
1-D_FTW said:Since it seems people have had this issue before, I'm just going to ask it here: How do you make your EA ID be your Origin ID? If I try and login to Origin with it, it says it's taken. Is this what people were contacting EA support about?
EDIT: Fuck. It seems I never created a master EA ID. What a bunch of bullshit.
2ND EDIT: Bullshit. I just tried using another ID I once created for BC 2 and there's no way anyone else would have taken that one. It has to be disallowing indiscriminately.
GJS said:Try logging in with your email address? I've never used an ID to login to EADM/Origin or anything related to EA.
I just log in to origin with my master ID that I made in the first place :S1-D_FTW said:If I login into Origins like that, it prompts me to create a Master Id.
Gvaz said:I just log in to origin with my master ID that I made in the first place :S
Well yeah that is what is supposed to happen if you have never set a Master ID before, if you have set one before then it gives a one time chance to change that ID.1-D_FTW said:If I login into Origins like that, it prompts me to create a Master Id.
GJS said:Well yeah that is what is supposed to happen if you have never set a Master ID before, if you have set one before then it gives a one time chance to change that ID.
EA changed over to the Master ID system years ago now, I have something like 18 personas of the same name under the Master ID.
If you already have a Master EA ID then it will be listed on this page under other identities.1-D_FTW said:Talk to me like an idiot here. I created a specific new account for BC2 on December 20th, 2010. Are you telling me the only way that could be created is by master account? Because if so, then I should own that and be able to login into Origins without getting name taken.