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[Arthea]

See what we've become? "I didn't know I wanted this thing until it was available for cheap". Bundles have destroyed us all!

I was sure I don't want it, but now I want!

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not sure what bundles have to do with it, though (><)

 

[Ozium]

what are the chances of an Oktoberfest sale the last week of September featuring German simulator games?

 

[zkylon]

tits got a pretty cool update that upgraded the res of a lot of the portraits and menus and also (finally) allows you to use the dpad as well as the stick.

nice

Print out of the post and stick it to the inside of your toilet door.

gross

 

[Copons]

what are the chances of an Oktoberfest sale the last week of September featuring German simulator games?

I guess it depends on how literally Valve will take that kind of celebration.

 

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[Ozium]

tits got a pretty cool update that upgraded the res of a lot of the portraits and menus and also (finally) allows you to use the dpad as well as the stick.

nice


gross

I think he means the door to your bathroom not the toilet lid or something

 

[zkylon]

I think he means the door to your bathroom not the toilet lid or something

don't want to know about it

among my multiple phobias i'm pretty easy to gross out with anything related to bathrooms lol

 

[Vuze]

what are the chances of an Oktoberfest sale the last week of September featuring German simulator games?

I want my cheap Landwirtschafts-Simulator 2015

 

[Ozium]

don't want to know about it

among my multiple phobias i'm pretty easy to gross out with anything related to bathrooms lol

but toilets are wonderful....

 

[Shadownet]

I was sure I don't want it, but now I want!

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not sure what bundles have to do with it, though (><)

I just want my Freedom

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Simulator

Cry

 

[Deques]

I got one extra Assassins Creed Freedom Cry. $2 for it or a key

I just want my Freedom

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Simulator

Cry

I just sent the gift to you

 

[saunderez]

Nice screw up of the GalCivII icon above ModBot. People are gonna be disappointed when they realise its not GalCivIII.

 

[Ozium]

I want my cheap Landwirtschafts-Simulator 2015

in for Bungee Jumping Simulator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDBetU6QVR8

 

[Shadownet]

I just sent the gift to you

I shall repay you tomorrow :3 in key/PayPal/virtual hug. thank you!

 

[JaseC]

don't want to know about it

among my multiple phobias i'm pretty easy to gross out with anything related to bathrooms lol

What about... spider bathrooms?

 

[zkylon]

What about... spider bathrooms?

man i gotta go brush my teeth in a minute

what are you doing to me

 

[Arthea]

I got one extra Assassins Creed Freedom Cry. $2 for it or a key

I'll take it, no key though, just paypal, as I'm at work.

edited: poor zky, no tooth brushing for him ever again.

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You people are so mean (><)

 

[Tizoc]

man i gotta go brush my teeth in a minute

what are you doing to me

Pretty sure I once lurked the net and found an image of spiders coming out of a tooth paste tube..

 

[wetflame]

Pretty sure I once lurked the net and found an image of spiders coming out of a tooth paste tube..

Well toothpaste is made out of spiders, so that makes sense.

 

[JaseC]

man i gotta go brush my teeth in a minute

what are you doing to me

It's okay, only Australian towels come with spiders.

 

[Ozium]

man i gotta go brush my teeth in a minute

what are you doing to me

Pretty sure I once lurked the net and found an image of spiders coming out of a tooth paste tube..

disturbing

 

[jediyoshi]

What about... spider bathrooms?

'toilet spider' is perhaps the most dangerous google image search you can do to yourself

 

[zkylon]

brb killing myself

 

[Dr Dogg]

Exactly, Humble Bundles example may have destroyed the indie scene to jump away from PC. How do you get noticed now that people expect you to price your game under $4.99 or else.

I was sure I don't want it, but now I want!

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not sure what bundles have to do with it, though (><)

We have all have blood on our hands now!

'toilet spider' is perhaps the most dangerous google image search you can do to yourself

I would have thought a few people would freak out over 'crab dustbin' if they didn't know what they were letting themselves in for.

 

[MUnited83]

brb killing myself

Sorry bro, the afterlife is filled with spiders too.

 

[Snakethesniper]

What's AC Freedom?

 

[Maxwood]

What's AC Freedom?

A world with less Creed's.

 

[Tizoc]

Sorry bro, the afterlife is filled with spiders too.

My google search for Zombie Spiders yields lame results.

 

[MarcoZombieCannon]

brb killing myself

Better hope you don't end up in hell. It's like constructed on the remains of spiders and staffed by spider minions or some shit

 

[wetflame]

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[Copons]

It's okay, only Australian towels come with spiders.

WAIT
What the fuck is the Mediterranean recluse? (NO PIC NEEDED THANKS)

Where does it live?
Please tell me it avoids big cities.
No, scratch that, I don't give a fuck about other cities.

Please tell me it lives extremely far from Rome.

 

[Evrain]

A world with less Creed's.

Worth buying? I don't even have four, but I'm falling to bundle logic here too...

WAIT
What the fuck is the Mediterranean recluse? (NO PIC NEEDED THANKS)

Where does it live?
Please tell me it avoids big cities.
No, scratch that, I don't give a fuck about other cities.

Please tell me it lives extremely far from Rome.

From Wikipedia: " In Italia è presente praticamente lungo tutta la penisola"
Looks like we are both in trouble. Grab a flyswatter and some Raid.

 

[Deques]

Helped four of you and one of your girlfriends. With this I am done with AssCreed

 

[Gipsy Danger]

Got a spare copy of ACIV: Freedom Cry going for 1 key if anyone is interested?

Edit: Gone

 

[The Dear Leader]

WAIT
What the fuck is the Mediterranean recluse? (NO PIC NEEDED THANKS)

Where does it live?
Please tell me it avoids big cities.
No, scratch that, I don't give a fuck about other cities.

Please tell me it lives extremely far from Rome.

Also called the Roman recluse for it's origin and main habitat.

 

[NingenJanai]

brb killing myself

but coffins are full of spiders.

 

[JaseC]

WAIT
What the fuck is the Mediterranean recluse? (NO PIC NEEDED THANKS)

Where does it live?
Please tell me it avoids big cities.
No, scratch that, I don't give a fuck about other cities.

Please tell me it lives extremely far from Rome.

Being native to the Mediterranean region, it depends on your definition of "extremely far".

 

[Copons]

From Wikipedia: " In Italia è presente praticamente lungo tutta la penisola"
Looks like we are both in trouble. Grab a flyswatter and some Raid.

Also called the Roman recluse for it's origin and main habitat.

BRB emigrating

 

[Evrain]

but coffins are full of spiders.

Spiders are full of spiders too, if biology and Lost in Space are to be believed. Ugh.

Being native to the Mediterranean region, it depends on your definition of "extremely far".

He's actually a tad luckier, Jase: I live in southern Italy...

 

[wetflame]

Being native to the Mediterranean region, it depends on your definition of "extremely far".

Plus that story is about a woman being bitten by one on an Italian holiday, so I'm assuming there's a good chance they're not far away.

 

[lashman]

Helped four of you and one of your girlfriends. With this I am done with AssCreed

I'm a horrible person ... I know

 

[Chairmanchuck]

Got a spare copy of ACIV: Freedom Cry going for 1 key if anyone is interested?

Add me:

steamcommunity.com/id/Chairmanchuck

 

[zkylon]

that's ok i don't need teeth anyways

:/

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and i had new braces and everything

 

[MUnited83]

Also have a spare copy if anybody is interested.

 

[The Dear Leader]

BRB emigrating

Lol I totally made that up, and if I wasn't on my phone I'd do an avatar quote.

 

[lashman]

BRB emigrating

 

[Copons]

Being native to the Mediterranean region, it depends on your definition of "extremely far".

Well, it could be some kind of Greek spider who would need to either cross the sea or the entire fucking Balkans and Apennines to get here.
Or it could be a Spanish spider and stop in Barcelona because all in all it's full of Italian people so there's no real reason to keep crawling toward Rome.
Or it could be an African spider, but you know, when it comes to creepy lethal wildlife, Africa is pretty much Australia, so I'd kinda expect it.

Lol I totally made that up, and if I wasn't on my phone I'd do an avatar quote.

NP let's hope they have optical fiber up in the Arctic.

 

[JaseC]

Why so many copies of AC?

Ubi stuffed up and accidentally priced it at 1 JPY.

 

[JustLynx]

Why so many copies of AC?

the Japan price was glitched on steam, it was for 1 yen

Edit: i'm so slow

 

[Gipsy Danger]

Add me:

steamcommunity.com/id/Chairmanchuck

Done! Thanks for that.