Little irritating that there are two different versions of it which overlap 80%, but no way to get everything from both without just making two separate purchases.
I feel sorry for people with Day One Garry's Incident in their library. I would consider Bad Rats to be perfectly acceptable.
Bold statement. What makes Garry's Incident so bad?
I really enjoyed this game and it was really fun too....
Are Wild Games Studios gone now?
Ok, this game was a pile of ♥♥♥♥. It was a pile of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kebab forged from the very depths of the sewers. This game also stamps on those who try to talk ♥♥♥♥ about it hence my clever review disguise, you see?
I loaded up the game to be immediately greeted by a menu system that could only have been imagined by a man who'd have his testicles mounted on his wall, peering at them and polishing them at the weekends. I also noticed that this game also doesn't even have its own icon as it was still displaying the UDK icon for the game.
Ok, let's crank up the graphics. This game still uses the default variable names in menus - bAllowHighTextureMaterials...REALLY
I then started the game to find myself in a sacrificial chamber with the world's most oblivious temple priest of all time. I escaped from ropes that weren't even tied to anything to begin fighting him with a machete which I must of pulled out of my ♥♥♥♥. I killed him and there was no death animation, he just fell over dead and vanished into thin air.
I then started cutting down some lights and pushing buttons with my incredible arms that allow me to push buttons from a distance of 2 metres. Then for explicable reason, the temple starts to crumble with broken rock meshes. I ran out of there and entered a cutscene which contained no sound at all.
I followed a girl to a village and had to do a stupid fetch quest for animal meat. I went down the dirt path and saw a panther which activated possibly one of the worst QTE's I have ever come across in my entire life. I killed it and stole his meat. I brought the meat back and then stopped giving two ♥♥♥♥♥ about the missions.
I continued the way I went before when I came across a pyramid. I climbed and there were many mirrors obviously placed for some kind of puzzle. I couldn't be asked and went back down the stairs again. Or atleast I would have if I hadn't died from fall damage by walking down the stairs. This showed me the death camera which would look like what I imagine a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fly's vision to be like. It was here I couldn't stand it any longer and quit.
Buy this game when it is super-cheap. I am 100% serious, you have to see this ♥♥♥♥! It's so apalling this game appeared to be more of a comedy!
Bold statement. What makes Garry's Incident so bad?
Little irritating that there are two different versions of it which overlap 80%, but no way to get everything from both without just making two separate purchases.
Bold statement. What makes Garry's Incident so bad?
too slow
I feel sorry for people with Day One Garry's Incident in their library. I would consider Bad Rats to be perfectly acceptable.
I believe this should work. My first giveaway.
I own Bad Rats, Ride to Hell and Secret of the Magic Crystals. And now Garry. Nothing can stop this train.
Thanks for Volt SeZMehK
Thanks for the game!
I feel sorry for people with Day One Garry's Incident in their library. I would consider Bad Rats to be perfectly acceptable.
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Metal Gear Rising getting a Mac port just seems so strange to me.
They used the Steam hardware reports to justify not supporting resolutions greater than 1080p, so how did they not come to the same conclusion for Mac and Linux?
I own Bad Rats, Ride to Hell and Secret of the Magic Crystals. And now Garry. Nothing stops this train.
I own Revelations 2012 and now Garry's Incident too, but Bad Rats is even below my level. I refuse to get that low.I feel sorry for people with Day One Garry's Incident in their library. I would consider Bad Rats to be perfectly acceptable.
On the fifth and tenth runs you get a pitty bonus level. You can walk straight to the exit on those and get the no loot achievement pretty easy.
Porting to Linux I can understand as a Valve/Steambox thing, especially if Valve reached out to them about it. As for Macs, I'm not certain. Are Macs particularly popular in Japan or something, I wonder?
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They're popular with journalism students in university and with people who like to waste money.Porting to Linux I can understand as a Valve/Steambox thing, especially if Valve reached out to them about it. As for Macs, I'm not certain. Are Macs particularly popular in Japan or something, I wonder?
They're popular with journalism students in university and with people who like to waste money.
They're popular with journalism students in university and with people who like to waste money.
If only the laptops have better graphics cards, otherwise they are the best laptops money can buy.lol
They are a bitoverpricedread: very
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I spent $14.99 on Day One Garry's Incident.
Seemed like okay idea at the time.
Just a reminder.
I spent 59.99 on Brink....Although it is a better game, i still would rather have your purchase
Thanks a lot! Will give some of the games a go after I get back from my run.
If only the laptops have better graphics cards, otherwise they are the best laptops money can buy.
Macbook Pro, Pro, Prooooo~ Come on, you named them "Pro" and only have integrated graphics cards installed, the fuck is this shit?
huh, I was just reading a book that mentions CC, weird coincidence. What makes this different from other wargames?
[*]The boss design was pretty weak. There are only two in the game, but they didn't feel all that exciting to fight.
Halo, probably. I remember finishing the warthog run at the end of it thinking back to how it had no bosses and found it pretty refreshing, just its pure combat loop from start to finish.This bit really gets to me. At what point did shooters decide that bosses were not something gamers wanted to fight? If I had my way, every single level would have some sort of boss fight, ideally some that are great and memorable.
Without them it is just shooting the same guys over and over. Bosses break things up, they give you an excuse to use different weapons or tactics, they help make levels memorable.
I don't know, am I alone in this one?
I was talking about the latest MBPs, but when the MBPs have real graphics cards, they are usually mid-range and only available to the most expensive models.Hey! My 2011 MacBook Pro has a 256Mb Radeon...
I can still play a ton of great games: most indie stuff, XCOM, Civ V, and Warband
Thanks for the write up Stallion.
This bit really gets to me. At what point did shooters decide that bosses were not something gamers wanted to fight? If I had my way, every single level would have some sort of boss fight, ideally some that are great and memorable.
Without them, it is just shooting the same guys over and over. Bosses break things up, they give you an excuse to use different weapons or tactics and they help make levels memorable. But for the longest time fps designers especially seem to do without them.
I don't know, am I alone in this one?
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Probably for the best, as boss fights aren't something shooters really do right most of the time if ever.
I'm not the biggest fan of bosses, especially on first person shooters
Don't worry, I'll see myself out.