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Steam Summer Sales 2012 Thread 2: No One I Know Voted for Nixon

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Salsa

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Im gonna submit the shittiest game ever made to Steam and somehow make it to the store

I'll be a millionaire in days from all the joke gifting
 
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Be careful what you wish for. lol
 

Pancakes

hot, steaming, as melted butter slips into the cracks, drizzled with sticky sweet syrup OH GOD
I haven't played the game myself guys, so I don't know if it's good or not lol.

Im gonna submit the shittiest game ever made to Steam and somehow make it to the store

I'll be a millionaire in days from all the joke gifting

You'll never beat Revelations:2012.
 

Pancakes

hot, steaming, as melted butter slips into the cracks, drizzled with sticky sweet syrup OH GOD
You guys are sending out bad games? I already own Secret of the Magic Crystal and Bad Rats! Come at me, Bros!

I wish Revelations:2012 was actually on a better sale. SotMC is actually a pretty fun game but 2012 is apparently an abomination.

It's truly a "I hate you and everything you stand for" gift.
 

vid

Member
I will gift Prince of Persia 2008 to the first gaffer that comes up with a 16 bar diss rap against a moderator of your choice:


To control all the talk was a mission for the man
Straight out of the queue he knew he had to have a plan
So sick of the memes that would clog up all the talk
He would rise up to grace just to tell the trolls to walk
What could he do to crush those who bent the last nerve
To be the hero we need, not the one we deserve
Stumpo kept us in check, but still he wanted more
The last thing he needed was to call up the 'Lore.
Smash all the hopes! Crush every dream
Burn all the chaff and drink all the cream!
Just a man with the power to kick you out of here
Another mod to dodge, another cop to fear
It went to his head, every post he's seeing red
When he says 'KAPOW' your account will soon be dead
He used to be a dog, the magic wand made him a king
The man used to rock threads, now he runs the whole thing


OH GOD I'M SORRY
 

Esch

Banned
REAL ENTRY

Oh Bish
You smell like a fish
But it is for you I wish
I want to lick you like a dish

Oh Stumpkapow
You sound like a cow
Oh how oh how
Will you take my hand now

Oh Amirox
You taste like socks
But you have balls like rocks
And I want your cock(s)

Oh EviLore
You look like a boar
But you make my heart soar
You can screw me til I'm sore

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YOURE WINNER

@CRS Please gift this man Frozen Synapse, PM me for his SteamID
 
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