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Steam Summer Sales 2012 Thread 2: No One I Know Voted for Nixon

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The Grim Heaper

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Grakl said:
Dudebro — My Shit Is Fucked Up So I Got to Shoot/Slice You II: It's Straight-Up Dawg Time.

Do I have to explain why?

I don't really want it - just want to point out the true manly game.
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It's made by GAFfers. 2nd manliest game I know.

SalsaShark said:
trick question. Only real manly game is Garshasp

and of course I already own it, im a man
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Exactly! Salsa gets it.

sorijealut said:
YS Oath of Felghana! because it's NIGHTMARE MODE!!
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Cheddahz said:
Bayonetta

You play as a sexy chick who beats shit up and men like sexy chicks who can kill stuff (for example; the Underworld movies)
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Chairmanchuck said:
Brütal Legend, because what is more manly than glorious metal?
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Pancakes said:
God of War III you're a half naked muscle man that murders mythical creatures and even the gods themselves!
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Feeling a bit generous to gift bad games so I'll get it for the first four. PM me your e-mails or Steam ID, guys! (except Cheddahz, I already have you added.)
 
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Gala

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Shurayuki said:
Gala said:
Really? Guess I should try it out then. I completed Abenteuer auf dem Reiterhof 6: Kampf um die Ranch (Adventures at the stables - Fight for the Ranch?) a couple of years ago! I have no fear of horse games!

(though this cover haunts me in my dreams sometime)



Wow Kampf um die Ranch sounds exciting, do you get to dropkick sleeping bunnies like in Tokyo Jungle or something?

Jump through windows while people are having dinner and kick everybody in the head? I want to design a horse game now :eek:
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Sadly you can only breed your own horse masterrace and must compete in competitions. One of the major features was improved horse animations! Amazing face animations for your horse to be hyper realistic!

There is even a really bad german Let's play on Youtube of it! Oh god those memories!
 
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The One Who Knocks

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Eschaton said:
I will gift Prince of Persia 2008 to the first gaffer that comes up with a 16 bar diss rap against a moderator of your choice:

For reference this is 16 bars:

Better rhymes make for better songs, and that is not (1)
If you got a lot of what it takes just to get along (2)
Surrender now or suffer serious setbacks (3)
Got get-back, connects wet-back, get stacks (4)
Even if you gots to get jet-black, head to toe (5)
To get the dough, battle for bottles of Mo' or 'dro (6)
This fly flow take practice like Tae Bo (7)
With Billy Blanks (8)
"Oh, you're too kind!" "Really? Thanks." (9)
To the gone and lost forever like "O My Darling Clementine" (10)
He hold his heart when he tellin' rhymes (11)
When it's his time, I hope his soul go to Heaven (12)
He's nasty like the old time Old Number Seven (13)
You still taste it when you chase it with the Coca-Cola (14)
Make you wish they coulda erased it out the Motorola (15)
I told her - no credit for it back (16)


dont ban me for gods sake i love neogaf <33333 its in good fun.
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As a Junior Member, I just got space to say (1)
I can't help but watching the mighty Bish flay, (2)
He rolls in with a mighty thunder, a joyous glee (3)
the offender watching on, not even a chance to flee. (4)
As we watch the DoomBringer taunt the member's doom (5)
they often time try to blamespace, but create their tomb.(6)
From Women Drivers to time(dog)less posts (7)
nobody should try to mock the one who's sung about at roasts. (8)
The gifs soon follow, the thread set ablaze (9)
but nobody can escape what is now the ban maze. (10)
They say he fought Dragona on top of Shit Mountain (11)
But that is only EviLore, supposedly spewed from a lit fountain.(12)
As the trolls attempted to clamour to victory (13)
stories of their defeat by Bish are often contradictory. (14)
As new members join, their numbers seem to grow (15)
but Bish is at hand, ready to deliver the fatal blow. (16)

Also, just in case any mod is reading I do not mean this as a criticism, solely intended for humour and shouldn't be taken as a sincere comment (which it isn't).
 
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Esch

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The One Who Knocks said:
As a Junior Member, I just got space to say (1)
I can't help but watching the mighty Bish flay, (2)
He rolls in with a mighty thunder, a joyous glee (3)
the offender watching on, not even a chance to flee. (4)
As we watch the DoomBringer taunt the member's doom (5)
they often time try to blamespace, but create their tomb.(6)
From Women Drivers to time(dog)less posts (7)
nobody should try to mock the one who's sung about at roasts. (8)
The gifs soon follow, the thread set ablaze (9)
but nobody can escape what is now the ban maze. (10)
They say he fought Dragona on top of Shit Mountain (11)
But that is only EviLore, supposedly spewed from a lit fountain.(12)
As the trolls attempted to clamour to victory (13)
stories of their defeat by Bish are often contradictory. (14)
As new members join, their numbers seem to grow (15)
but Bish is at hand, ready to deliver the fatal blow. (16)

Also, just in case any mod is reading I do not mean this as a criticism, solely intended for humour and shouldn't be taken as a sincere comment (which it isn't).
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oh god. I said the contest was done but this is fucking spectacular. Gifted.


Edit: And you're a junior. You have huge balls. Way to actually go in.
 
Jzero

Jzero

Member
rap

Also, just in case any mod is reading I do not mean this as a criticism, solely intended for humour and shouldn't be taken as a sincere comment (which it isn't).
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This is really good.
 
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Shurayuki

Member
Petrie said:
I have a key I'll be gifting for "The Ball" to the Gaffer who posts the best GIF of a guy getting hit in his. Let's go!
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thesimpsons-mangettin9hryv.gif


Already have it and don't even know what it is lol.
 
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SteveWinwood

Member
Eschaton said:
oh god. I said the contest was done but this is fucking spectacular. Gifted.


Edit: And you're a junior. You have huge balls. Way to actually go in.
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You might say he went balls deep.

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VISIT HULU TODAY AND WATCH THE SIMPSONS
 
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LuffyZoro

Member
The One Who Knocks said:
As a Junior Member, I just got space to say (1)
I can't help but watching the mighty Bish flay, (2)
He rolls in with a mighty thunder, a joyous glee (3)
the offender watching on, not even a chance to flee. (4)
As we watch the DoomBringer taunt the member's doom (5)
they often time try to blamespace, but create their tomb.(6)
From Women Drivers to time(dog)less posts (7)
nobody should try to mock the one who's sung about at roasts. (8)
The gifs soon follow, the thread set ablaze (9)
but nobody can escape what is now the ban maze. (10)
They say he fought Dragona on top of Shit Mountain (11)
But that is only EviLore, supposedly spewed from a lit fountain.(12)
As the trolls attempted to clamour to victory (13)
stories of their defeat by Bish are often contradictory. (14)
As new members join, their numbers seem to grow (15)
but Bish is at hand, ready to deliver the fatal blow. (16)

Also, just in case any mod is reading I do not mean this as a criticism, solely intended for humour and shouldn't be taken as a sincere comment (which it isn't).
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Haha, that's better than mine.
 
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Crayons

Banned
I've been working on installing all my Steam games - all 230 of them. So far, up to 60. This is going to take a long time. I don't even think all the games will fit on my hard drive when I have a bunch of game that are at least 5gb each.
 
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RS4-

Member
Anyone want to trade Arma II bundle to me for whatever I have?

Deus EX HR, Frozen Synapse, Hitman Collection. Take any two of the three, I don't mind.
 
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Shurayuki

Member
Crayons said:
I've been working on installing all my Steam games - all 230 of them. So far, up to 60. This is going to take a long time. I don't even think all the games will fit on my hard drive when I have a bunch of game that are at least 5gb each.
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Yeah I used to have all games installed but you can't keep that up. Makes it even harder to actually play something.
 
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GoofsterStud

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Question: Does Rayman Origins have online co-op support? I am starting to think I don't have any games to play with you guys. Doesn't sound like anyone plays DConline and a Street Fighter match would just result in an easy victory... LOL
 
Sye d'Burns

Sye d'Burns

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NZNova said:
I shoulda picked up Crusader Kings II. Hope it hits the redux.
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Yes, you should've!

You can still buy it from Amazon in the Plentiful Paradox package for $12.49.

There's also the Plethora of Paradox package for $19.99.

They both have steam codes for Crusader Kings 2 and include other games as well.

It's already been on sale by Steam something like three times now. I wouldn't hold my breath for a fourth but, then, you never know.
 
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The One Who Knocks

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Eschaton said:
The one who knocks:

Would you rather have Splice or PoP? I saw Splice was on your wishlist.
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Honestly, I don't mind at all and would be more than happy with either. I was actually thinking of getting Prince of Persia myself earlier (but have no money) and that's cheaper so if that is better for you I'd gladly accept that.

And thanks a million. I must admit I broke into a cold sweat going to post it :p.
 
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xelios

Universal Access can be found under System Preferences
PBalfredo said:
Anyone know if Evochron Mercenary is worth the money? The game's description makes it sound like the second coming of Freelancer.
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One can dream. But I can tell you no, it's no Freelancer. I'm always searching for the next Freelancer. Or these days, any space game that isn't yet another 4X. The combat in Evochron is abysmal and ruined the game for me. You might want to read up on the forums all the new players asking the vets wtf is going on with the insane learning curve of the combat and reading the explanations of the combat system from long time players before buying it. Or try a demo if there is one and see for yourself.
 
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