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[Grakl]

I'll send a copy of Garshasp: The Monster Slayer to the first person who can name a manly game and explain why it's so manly.

You guys know you want it.

Dudebro — My Shit Is Fucked Up So I Got to Shoot/Slice You II: It's Straight-Up Dawg Time.

Do I have to explain why?

I don't really want it - just want to point out the true manly game.

 

[bigace33]

Once again, thanks to Nert for his awesome generosity in gifting V+. I've heard nothing but good things about it and cannot wait to enjoy it.

 

[sorijealut]

I'll send a copy of Garshasp: The Monster Slayer to the first person who can name a manly game and explain why it's so manly.

You guys know you want it.

YS Oath of Felghana! because it's NIGHTMARE MODE!!

 

[GoofsterStud]

So I may of missed it since I'm new to Steam; however do we have a group to join?

 

[Cheddahz]

I'll send a copy of Garshasp: The Monster Slayer to the first person who can name a manly game and explain why it's so manly.

You guys know you want it.

Bayonetta

You play as a sexy chick who beats shit up and men like sexy chicks who can kill stuff (for example; the Underworld movies)

 

[zerokoolpsx]

Vote for Ys Origin people.

 

[Chairmanchuck]

I'll send a copy of Garshasp: The Monster Slayer to the first person who can name a manly game and explain why it's so manly.

You guys know you want it.

Brütal Legend, because what is more manly than glorious metal?

 

[LuffyZoro]

I will gift Prince of Persia 2008 to the first gaffer that comes up with a 16 bar diss rap against a moderator of your choice:

For reference this is 16 bars:

Better rhymes make for better songs, and that is not (1)
If you got a lot of what it takes just to get along (2)
Surrender now or suffer serious setbacks (3)
Got get-back, connects wet-back, get stacks (4)
Even if you gots to get jet-black, head to toe (5)
To get the dough, battle for bottles of Mo' or 'dro (6)
This fly flow take practice like Tae Bo (7)
With Billy Blanks (8)
"Oh, you're too kind!" "Really? Thanks." (9)
To the gone and lost forever like "O My Darling Clementine" (10)
He hold his heart when he tellin' rhymes (11)
When it's his time, I hope his soul go to Heaven (12)
He's nasty like the old time Old Number Seven (13)
You still taste it when you chase it with the Coca-Cola (14)
Make you wish they coulda erased it out the Motorola (15)
I told her - no credit for it back (16)

Spoiler

dont ban me for gods sake i love neogaf <33333 its in good fun.

I don't know how to rap and that is clear from how I write, (1)
but against these mods I really must try to sit and type (2)
Stump just sits in Steam threads, (3)
And never goes out and chops heads (4)
There's some people for whom banning would be the only way (5)
but Hitokage hangs out in pony and anime GAF all day (6)
EviLore just took a trip (7)
And on his radar there isn't a blip (8)
Of all the people out there whose posting rights he needs to clip (9)
I never see all of the other mods (10)
So I guess they're doing their jobs (11)
Nothing against the ones who do, I'm just going with the mob (12)
I hope I don't get banned for this (13)
Because I that I may have missed (14)
And honestly is a game worth it? (15)
I need to lie down for a bit. (16)

 

[Pancakes]

I'll send a copy of Garshasp: The Monster Slayer to the first person who can name a manly game and explain why it's so manly.

You guys know you want it.

God of War III you're a half naked muscle man that murders mythical creatures and even the gods themselves!

 

[Sianos]

I'll send a copy of Garshasp: The Monster Slayer to the first person who can name a manly game and explain why it's so manly.

You guys know you want it.

Touhou

The entire cast is LEETLE GIRLS who shoot BOOLETS at you on LUNATIC MODO

 

[Salsa]

I'll send a copy of Garshasp: The Monster Slayer to the first person who can name a manly game and explain why it's so manly.

You guys know you want it.

trick question. Only real manly game is Garshasp

and of course I already own it, im a man

 

[Jables Swan]

You guys are sending out bad games? I already own Secret of the Magic Crystal and Bad Rats! Come at me, Bros!

I'm sure someone could send you one of the terrible Farming Sims.

I'm clean from bad games atm. Must have some sort of force field up.

 

[echoshifting]

I'll send a copy of Garshasp: The Monster Slayer to the first person who can name a manly game and explain why it's so manly.

You guys know you want it.

Spoiler

Secret of the Magic Crystal

because Cabin in the Woods.

Spoiler for that movie

 

[MRORANGE]

Oh god brink

Hey! Brink had potential! ;-;

 

[Firehead]

So I may of missed it since I'm new to Steam; however do we have a group to join?

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/neogaf

 

[PBalfredo]

Anyone know if Evochron Mercenary is worth the money? The game's description makes it sound like the second coming of Freelancer.

 

[Piano]

Did I miss the gift train? Or did I not make enough friends on GAF?

 

[Danielsan]

So I may of missed it since I'm new to Steam; however do we have a group to join?

Behold: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/neogaf

 

[trinest]

So I picked up ARMA 2 for DayZ, man that thing has some GBs it has to download. I think my tubes might explode from all that grinding.

I feel like I'm missing out on something by not posting my ID but at the same time my friends list is full

http://steamcommunity.com/id/graywolf323/

Mine isn't

http://steamcommunity.com/id/trinest

And I wouldn't mind some bad games either. Any gift is a welcome gift. =P

 

[marrec]

Back at the computer for podcast prep, if anyone needs help getting American prices here's my profile.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/marrec/

Oh, and I bought Dear Esther, for the price of 2.50, it's almost like it's free.

 

[SteveWinwood]

I don't know how to rap and that is clear from how I write, (1)
but against these mods I really must try to sit and type (2)
Stump just sits in Steam threads, (3)
And never goes out and chops heads (4)
There's some people for whom banning would be the only way (5)
but Hitokage hangs out in pony and anime GAF all day (6)
EviLore just took a trip (7)
And on his radar there isn't a blip (8)
Of all the people out there whose posting rights he needs to clip (9)
I never see all of the other mods (10)
So I guess they're doing their jobs (11)
Nothing against the ones who do, I'm just going with the mob (12)
I hope I don't get banned for this (13)
Because I that I may have missed (14)
And honestly is a game worth it? (15)
I need to lie down for a bit. (16)

You should have won.

Actually just give me your steam id, I'll give you pop 2008 for this rap.

 

[bigace33]

I'll send a copy of Garshasp: The Monster Slayer to the first person who can name a manly game and explain why it's so manly.

You guys know you want it.

Gears of War. Big, burly, muscular guys, gravelly voices, big guns, Monsters. It is the definitive manly game.

 

[Gala]

SotMC is actually a pretty fun game

Really? Guess I should try it out then. I completed Abenteuer auf dem Reiterhof 6: Kampf um die Ranch (Adventures at the stables - Fight for the Ranch?) a couple of years ago! I have no fear of horse games!

(though this cover haunts me in my dreams sometime)

 

[Chairmanchuck]

Hey! Brink had potential! ;-;

I still think Brink wasnt as bad as it is made out to be.

 

[Leon Belmont]

I'll send a copy of Garshasp: The Monster Slayer to the first person who can name a manly game and explain why it's so manly.

You guys know you want it.

Kratos... because he's so badass, so man, so, unrespectful, so hard to beat, so cruel.... so God of War... I like and love him

 

[Chanser]

Already own a crappy game called Elf Bowling: Hawaiian Vacation.

 

[Salsa]

Did I miss the gift train? Or did I not make enough friends on GAF?

piano got played again!

 

[GoofsterStud]

Fist of North Star arcade
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qspgIKgExew

Seriously the game can make you sweat, in a good way.

 

[Jzero]

I'll send a copy of Garshasp: The Monster Slayer to the first person who can name a manly game and explain why it's so manly.

You guys know you want it.

Don't want Garshasp but

Duke Nukem Forerever: You pick up and throw shit.

piano got played again!

 

[Grakl]

I gained ~30 friends from posting my Steam ID on here. Too bad most of them don't go by their GAF names, haha.

 

[Firehead]

I'd be surprised if anyone can find any games shittier than the ones I have. I always need to expand my list of shitty games.

 

[Esch]

You should have won.

Actually just give me your steam id, I'll give you pop 2008 for this rap.

Yeah, i feel bad because his was the best

 

[bigace33]

Did I miss the gift train? Or did I not make enough friends on GAF?

Nah man, Gaffers are creating some awesome contests for free games. Some are just giving them away, either way everybody get's a game.

 

[The Mana Legend]

Whoops, sorry guys! My Steam ID is set to Rambotipelto again, so anyone that wants to add me can (and Baconsaurus can add me if he still wants Torchlight).

It wasn't Rambotipelto before because I had forgotten I had changed it for a day or so to play a prank on one of my friends, hahaha.

 

[Crayons]

Since everyone else is doing it, add me on Steam because I have no friends.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/NeonCrayons

 

[Leon Belmont]

Did I miss the gift train? Or did I not make enough friends on GAF?

I missed it too, I couldn't get the ticket to rid it

 

[Shurayuki]

Really? Guess I should try it out then. I completed Abenteuer auf dem Reiterhof 6: Kampf um die Ranch (Adventures at the stables - Fight for the Ranch?) a couple of years ago! I have no fear of horse games!

(though this cover haunts me in my dreams sometime)

Wow Kampf um die Ranch sounds exciting, do you get to dropkick sleeping bunnies like in Tokyo Jungle or something?

Jump through windows while people are having dinner and kick everybody in the head? I want to design a horse game now

 

[SteveWinwood]

Yeah, i feel bad because his was the best

Eat it nsquote!

 

[brandonh83]

I gained ~30 friends from posting my Steam ID on here. Too bad most of them don't go by their GAF names, haha.

I just changed mine to my GAF name just for clarity I guess.

 

[Morris]

So far I've only added 1 GAFfer this summer sale. Need mo' friends.

Add away!

 

[LuffyZoro]

You should have won.

Actually just give me your steam id, I'll give you pop 2008 for this rap.

Hey, thanks!

http://steamcommunity.com/id/LuffyZoro/

 

[Esch]

Thank you Sajjaja

 

[LProtag]

Need more GAF friends.

My steamID is LeadProtagonist.

 

[CubanBoy1127]

You all can add me as well @ CubanBoy

 

[Petrie]

I have a key I'll be gifting for "The Ball" to the Gaffer who posts the best GIF of a guy getting hit in his. Let's go!

 

[metalshade]

lol brink

There's Gumboy Tournament, and Bad Rats, and then there's Brink. You don't want to end up with Brink.

Seriously, Brink CANNOT be all that bad.
Can it...really?
All I ever hear is complaints, but it looked so fresh....what happened?

 

[faceless007]

I am, fittingly, at http://steamcommunity.com/id/faceless007

 

[SteveWinwood]

I have a key I'll be gifting for "The Ball" to the Gaffer who posts the best GIF of a guy getting hit in his. Let's go!

What if he has 2?

 

[ShineALight]

My Steam ID is yatesmachine. I also would like more Steam friends. I've made significant progress toward my goal of owning everything on Steam, so I have to have something we can play together!

 

[Petrie]

Seriously, Brink CANNOT be all that bed.
Can it...really?
All I ever hear is complaints, but it looked so fresh....what happened?

It was too fresh. Nobody can handle all the freshness.

What if he has 2?

I'll allow it!