The Grim Heaper
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Madwall has kindly donated a 75% of Trine 2 coupon, so I can hold a mini contest!
THE CONTEST
Write a one paragraph+ erotic fan fiction starring the characters of Trine 2 and post it here!
I'll choose the winner in an hour and fifteen minutes, at 9:00 PM EST!
GO GO GO!
It was a normal day on the journey of your three heroes. Amadeus was busy taking a short cat nap, Zoya off on her own, and Pontius drinking the night away. "Hark, thief," Pontius shouted to Zoya, "come over and enjoy a drink!" A sly smile crawls upon Zoya's face as she seductively walks over to the obviously drunk Pontius, bending down and rubbing her bosom against his shining armor. "Whatever do you need now, Pontius? Would you like... a kiss from a fair maiden?" Pontius, as confused as ever, starts fumbling over his words. "A-a-a WHAT?! You wish to show me your affection?! If you say so..." Pontius puckers his lips and leans forward. Zoya does the same, but right before their lips lock... Zoya reaches behind Pontius, grabs his sack of gold, and runs! Zoya laughs, "Thanks for the gold, Pontius!" Pontius is fuming at this point, he slowly stands up and runs forward, only to collapse back onto the ground in his drunken stupor! "When I catch my bearings, you'll regret this, Zoya...!!"
The end. Too much?
I don't want it.