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Straight women have fewest orgasms, according to new study
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OG Shaka Zulu
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65% for straight women honestly seems too high.
All my female friends agree, too many dudes are trash in bed.
All my female friends agree, too many dudes are trash in bed.
This has also happened. You take the good with the bad mang.
Completely ended the sex.
At the risk of sounding like an old man yelling at clouds, this is what happens when a whole generation gets its idea of sex from porn.
TheOfficeMut
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I'd be seriously concerned with the fact that you went down on a butt that visibly had doodoo to begin with. I've never eaten butt but I know that there are at least some expectations before doing it. If you come up with a fudge pie on your face, then that's on you.
LucidMomentum
Member
Look at all these GAFfers bragging about their multiple orgasm sex skills
How cute
All I'm saying is I try my best. Ain't fun if I'm the only one enjoying sex.
Screw you old man. I do what I want.
But the dookie comes from there.
Messofanego
Banned
"I was eating ass before it was cool!" lol
Principate
Saint Titanfall
Who wants to taste shit.
SamuelSupreme
Banned
Three words.
Eat. The. Box.
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Eat. The. Box.
There is nothing more satisfying then sucking an orgasm out of your woman and feeling ever muscle twitch in your mouth.
And_Gignac
Member
This isnt at all surprising. Society is built upon satisfying the priorities of straight males first and foremost, sex included.
ElBoxyBrown
Banned
I'm positive a good majority of straight dudes don't know what a clitoris is and what you can do with it.
Rex Griswold
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What if your girls fun switch is her nipples?
TheOfficeMut
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Have you discussed it with her? What is she reserved about? Do you try different things and gauge whether her facial and verbal expressions are indicating it's good?
shouldn't be any dookie when you go.
Or... you tickle that rosebud after she's had a damn good shower and make her toes curl like nothing else.
iPaul93
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ElBoxyBrown
Banned
Don't stuff the chicken.
Stormhammer
Member
how many sex experts in here fishin for PMs from girlgaf
Forceatowulf
G***n S**n*bi
good luck with that!
Seriously though, straight women are consistently vague and shy about what they want in my experience. Shit drives me fucking crazy. Just tell me what you like/want for Christ sakes so we can get to it.
I've had women hold out on telling me what turns them on because they thought it was "weird". Most of this shit was mild as THE fuck. Took one girl 3 months before she finally told me she was really into biting. 3 god damn months for THAT. Man...
Sexual repression is real.
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
Yeah we've discussed it multiple times. She doesn't like receiving oral sex. She doesn't like anything to with the butt, she doesn't like her clitorious being touched, she doesn't even like being kissed on the neck. We'll try different positions but she's not very active and they're usually more of a pain than anything
Her defence is that she just isn't super sexual like I am.
Slayer-33
Liverpool-2
Gotta learn how to do it, lol. My GF's have loved me for it. Converted 3 of them in a row now. They were never really into it before meeting me *kappa*
Eating them out properly turns me on, love to pleasure that pussy.
You guys gotta believe in that mission!
PeakPointMatrix
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Exact same. Having my Gf arrive first is like.. nessesary for me. Can't even imagine being like "welp im done, g'night!"
TheOfficeMut
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If anything she simply does not feel comfortable for whatever reason. Was she ever sexually victimized or molested in some way? My ex was similar but opened up to me after some time. Initially during sex she'd be reminded of her step-father that molested her. Over time she became very comfortable with me and then the thought disappeared.
Count Dookkake
Member
Lol, but to be fair, no claim was made regarding orgasm.
For some of the duration she did use her beloved bejeweled buttplug. Eat it, wizards!
Nope, she hasn't. I have though, actually. My best guess has come down to that it's a mix of stubbornness (she's not the adventurous type) and that she was fairly late bloomer. She had been involved with other guys before us, but I was her first legitimate relationship at age 24 or 25.
Spaced Harrier
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I'd be happy with a PM from anygaf, been stuck with 12 by the envelope for years now.
I think it's cause a lot of straight guys, not all, are afraid to experiment as due to some old outdated bs view that a man should just need his dick to get a woman off and that oral, toys, etc, are a bad thing. Which is fucking stupid, toss the bias aside, try things, have fun, when you both hit the goal it's more fun.
psychowave
Member
I could've sworn there was a study on this very topic already. Anyway, not surprising at all.
Fudgepuppy
Banned
Saying that it's entirely on men is just ridiculous. If a woman has never had any orgasm in her life, why is it the man's job to "unlock that shit"?
If a man doesn't get hard, it's considered his fault, but if the woman doesn't come, it's the man's fault.
(I'm specifically talking about girls who have never had any orgasms, private or during sex. Selfish guys who don't care about the girl are assholes).
Girls who don't give any pointers or communicate are real too though.
FUCKING TALK TO ME! I CAN'T HAVE SEX LIKE I'M INTERROGATING SOMEONE DURING A POLYGRAPH TEST!
If a man doesn't get hard, it's considered his fault, but if the woman doesn't come, it's the man's fault.
(I'm specifically talking about girls who have never had any orgasms, private or during sex. Selfish guys who don't care about the girl are assholes).
Girls who don't give any pointers or communicate are real too though.
FUCKING TALK TO ME! I CAN'T HAVE SEX LIKE I'M INTERROGATING SOMEONE DURING A POLYGRAPH TEST!
Okay the reason y'all dumb is because every woman's body is different, there is no end all be all of getting a girl off. Foreplay is probably one of the most crucial parts of sex, figure out ur partner see what works and what doesn't.
Kids out here posting the shocker like it works for everyone.
Also some of yall acting like you're the masters of making women cum and in the same breath you're scared af to eat ass
Kids out here posting the shocker like it works for everyone.
Also some of yall acting like you're the masters of making women cum and in the same breath you're scared af to eat ass
Beautiful is in the eye of the buttholder or something like that.
Stormhammer
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you hit 'em with the blunt edge of your sword amirite
Count Dookkake
Member
I would imagine that a good portion of my fellow bisexual women are in relationships with men, dragging their rate down.
psychowave
Member
The fact that lesbians have much higher rates means it's mostly on men, though. Maybe if there wasn't a stigma against female masturbation more women would know how to get off.
Cesare Borgia
Banned
We win!
But if you aren't eating your girlfriend out in 2017 you lost. And use your fingers too.
demosthenes
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Count Dookkake
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Dating Age |OT 69| Just eat her out already
kavanf1
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If there's one thing I've learned about sex* it's that for most women there aren't really any magical moves that always without fail to get her off. What works on Friday night may not work at all on Monday evening, even though from your perspective you're putting the effort in. A huge proportion of how into the sex she is, is about how she feels mentally towards you and life in general. If she isn't feeling it, then it doesn't matter how hard you try that special move you have, that shit won't work. Mentally she has to be predisposed to you turning her on - only then will the fireworks ensue. It's also a good way to remain humble, to know that once you've reached a certain level of competence with the act and know how to not fuck things up, that how much she enjoys it is largely down to her and not you. And - directly related - I agree with the guys who say that often a woman not orgasming is due to her not communicating and instead expecting the guy to magically know what she needs.
*trust me, I have slept with over four women.
*trust me, I have slept with over four women.
Dreams-Visions
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35% of men failing to hit it right, failing to eat it right.
Get it together, bros.
Get it together, bros.
this man is not responsible for or part of the 35%. lol
That's what someone with poor hand eye coordination would say.
You gotta do it like this:
Master Thespian
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I can't lie, I misread the second title after the reading the first one and was legit perplexed.
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