Strangest things to happen in class
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- Every student had to make a home video for one of my highschool classes on a randomly picked genre. One of the student's must have forgotten that he recorded over something private because at the end of his video there was a flash of screen fuzz (or snow) before it skipped to him getting his junk licked by his dog. He immediately jumped up and ejected the tape about two licks in. I remember his head was out of frame, so there was no definite proof it was him, but he didn't come back to school for a week or two.
Can you elaborate?
Maddocks
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I have a couple more. one is about my 2nd favorite teacher.
the teacher was leaving the school at the end of the year, he got promoted. And he didnt give a crap anymore I mean seriously. He would tell us what teacher he had sex with on school grounds. And these are teachers I had. So you can imagine how difficult it was knowing my teacher banged another teacher that was married.
But since he was leaving he pretty much brought a tv in the class and told anyone with a PS1 to bring it and we will play video games in his class. If he didn't have the tv he would just play music and tell us to do whatever we wanted. I would take a hall pass and just wonder the halls with my friends.
For some reason my class knew all about sex ed, but never practiced it. Because in my class alone we had 3 girls pregnant. One guy got a girl preggers then went to date another girl and a teacher blocked it. He brought the girl in and told her all about him and how all he does is bang and leave. The guy got so pissed at the teacher that he transferred out of his class.
the teacher was leaving the school at the end of the year, he got promoted. And he didnt give a crap anymore I mean seriously. He would tell us what teacher he had sex with on school grounds. And these are teachers I had. So you can imagine how difficult it was knowing my teacher banged another teacher that was married.
But since he was leaving he pretty much brought a tv in the class and told anyone with a PS1 to bring it and we will play video games in his class. If he didn't have the tv he would just play music and tell us to do whatever we wanted. I would take a hall pass and just wonder the halls with my friends.
For some reason my class knew all about sex ed, but never practiced it. Because in my class alone we had 3 girls pregnant. One guy got a girl preggers then went to date another girl and a teacher blocked it. He brought the girl in and told her all about him and how all he does is bang and leave. The guy got so pissed at the teacher that he transferred out of his class.
Oh I've got another one kind of. So one day in high school I was bored so I Googled my elementary school to see how "famous" it was. I found a bunch of reviews and one of them had a parent complaining along the lines of, "I don't think we should have a principal that looks like on of the students." I found that pretty hilarious. He was a new principal and was way too nice so no one really took him seriously.
Jake Tower
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In high school, if you got up from the lunch table and left a text book, you were guaranteed to return to find a condiment packet (ketchup, mustard, mayo) had been placed inside and the book slammed shut.
Maddocks
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freaking fact. I once left a reading book at a desk as I was changing classes, I went back to get the book. couldn't have been 20 minutes and I returned to get the book and the kids in the class destroyed it. It was ripped in 50 pieces. It was a thick ass book also.
vas_a_morir
Banned
That's fucking hilarious! lol
Vermillion
Banned
Middle School:
bomb threat, sewage spill
HS:
Gym coach got arrested for solicitation of prostitution
Principal bribed us to find out who started a food fight
Now I'm hearing another coach fucked a 15 year old (one who I've heard has fucked many people around their 30s).
Also, not my school, but the middle school next to my hs... two 8th graders raped a girl. IDK what happened to them.
bomb threat, sewage spill
HS:
Gym coach got arrested for solicitation of prostitution
Principal bribed us to find out who started a food fight
Now I'm hearing another coach fucked a 15 year old (one who I've heard has fucked many people around their 30s).
Also, not my school, but the middle school next to my hs... two 8th graders raped a girl. IDK what happened to them.
deejay8595
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Hilarious thread! Definitely subscribed!
My story....
In 8th grade while on the school bus waiting to head home, we saw a fight break out right outside of our bus. All of a sudden one of the fighter's took out a gun from his jacket and fired at the other kid he was fighting. He missed somehow then the assistant principal (Who was partially blind) came out of now where and tried to intervene. Well, the kid with the gun drew the gun to Ass Principal's head......*Click....Click...*. The gun just happened to jam luckily and the kid ran away. Mannnnnnnnnnnnn my heart was pounding like crazy! While everything was happening you could hear students and staff screaming and yelling "Get down..Get down!!!!" We found out later that the kid was caught but wasn't sure of the consequence he received for his actions.
My story....
In 8th grade while on the school bus waiting to head home, we saw a fight break out right outside of our bus. All of a sudden one of the fighter's took out a gun from his jacket and fired at the other kid he was fighting. He missed somehow then the assistant principal (Who was partially blind) came out of now where and tried to intervene. Well, the kid with the gun drew the gun to Ass Principal's head......*Click....Click...*. The gun just happened to jam luckily and the kid ran away. Mannnnnnnnnnnnn my heart was pounding like crazy! While everything was happening you could hear students and staff screaming and yelling "Get down..Get down!!!!" We found out later that the kid was caught but wasn't sure of the consequence he received for his actions.
Johnny Dazzle
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Not exactly strange, but one of our drama teachers bursted into our english class quoting Shakespeare to everyone. He then left without as if nothing ever happened.
Imperial Hot
Banned
Uhhh some kid that I sat next to ended up abducting a kid, who he thn held hostage in the woods for three day and then killed with two other accomplices from a neighboring school.
Same kid also shot up the school bus with a paintball gun and had his house raided where several illegal firearms were found (he threatened a school shooting).
He spent all of class making elaborate Powerpoints featuring fake galaxies that were locked in genocidal wars
Yeah, so this kid was pretty fucked up.
Same kid also shot up the school bus with a paintball gun and had his house raided where several illegal firearms were found (he threatened a school shooting).
He spent all of class making elaborate Powerpoints featuring fake galaxies that were locked in genocidal wars
Yeah, so this kid was pretty fucked up.
Klaymator14
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Mine seem somewhat tame I guess compared to all these other ones, but i'll try to contribute:
Elementary:
- Ripped my pants accidentally and had to awkwardly fold my pants to hide the hole until i found a yard supervisor to help me
- i was stupid enough to let some girl use me as a football kicking stand, except using my shoe as a... football. i placed the shoe in my mouth and let her kick it out of my mouth whilst laying down, and in the process i lost a tooth and the girl got in trouble, heheh
Middle:
- Kid threw rock at a teacher's window and broke it, creating a noise loud enough where everyone in the school heard it, resulting in like absolute silence for like 5 seconds while people were trying to figure out what it was
- in class, our history teacher was in the middle of teaching, then just randomly got up and started dancing on his desk and screaming like a banshee, then got down and continued teaching
High School:
- Senior at the last day of school in my freshman year streaked the campus, and caused someone else to get expelled whilst recording it, thinking he was in on the prank, which was false. the streaker ended up with no charges, so that was pretty unfair
Elementary:
- Ripped my pants accidentally and had to awkwardly fold my pants to hide the hole until i found a yard supervisor to help me
- i was stupid enough to let some girl use me as a football kicking stand, except using my shoe as a... football. i placed the shoe in my mouth and let her kick it out of my mouth whilst laying down, and in the process i lost a tooth and the girl got in trouble, heheh
Middle:
- Kid threw rock at a teacher's window and broke it, creating a noise loud enough where everyone in the school heard it, resulting in like absolute silence for like 5 seconds while people were trying to figure out what it was
- in class, our history teacher was in the middle of teaching, then just randomly got up and started dancing on his desk and screaming like a banshee, then got down and continued teaching
High School:
- Senior at the last day of school in my freshman year streaked the campus, and caused someone else to get expelled whilst recording it, thinking he was in on the prank, which was false. the streaker ended up with no charges, so that was pretty unfair
Nintendoll
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In the middle of our final, some one ripped a series of the worst smelling farts in human history. As the smell wafted across the classroom, everyone started laughing and yelling, moving their desks closer to the window, etc.
My teacher tried to get us to calm down but no one was having it. Fed up, he walked over and closed all the windows and both doors and told us to just deal with it. We stewed in it until another teacher came in to deliver some papers and demanded a window be opened.
Ah, Catholic school. May you burn in hell.
My teacher tried to get us to calm down but no one was having it. Fed up, he walked over and closed all the windows and both doors and told us to just deal with it. We stewed in it until another teacher came in to deliver some papers and demanded a window be opened.
Ah, Catholic school. May you burn in hell.
BadAss2961
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6th or 7th grade, two kids having sex in my Home Ec (the irony) class. Poor teacher (middle-aged lady) caught them, told them to stop, but was too horrified to report it.
This happened more than once, and these kids couldn't seem to care less about the whole situation, even getting caught.
This happened more than once, and these kids couldn't seem to care less about the whole situation, even getting caught.
For the sake of your future kids, I hope not.
revolverjgw
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We had a hot Cameron Diaz-esque (There's Something About Mary-era) substitute for health class. A couple of weeks in and we were on a unit discussing dealing with psychological pain, grieving, etc. She told a story about how one of her friends died at a grad party showing off in his car. She said he crashed into the side of a gym, flew out the windshield and was decapitated in front of dozens of onlookers, and she started breaking down right in the middle of class. After an awkward silence, some idiot said something like "decapitated? Cool!" and she wailed and ran out of the room. A bunch of white knights were ready to beat the shit out of him.
minor effort
Banned
I was in community college, taking a health class. No big deal, just needed the prerequisite for some reason.
On the first day of class, the teacher introduces himself, and says he has terminal cancer. But he wants to continue teaching for as long as he can. So class goes on.
Two weeks later he was dead. Cycling home from the college and was killed by some 16-year old driver.
On the first day of class, the teacher introduces himself, and says he has terminal cancer. But he wants to continue teaching for as long as he can. So class goes on.
Two weeks later he was dead. Cycling home from the college and was killed by some 16-year old driver.
PigSpeakers
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This thread is fantastic.
One time, in 8th or 9th grade, this guy I knew who sometimes went to church with me (I was not friends with this guy. Didn't like him at all in fact. Even got him suspended in 6th grade) was caught jerkin' it during class. They gave him in-school suspension... where he was also caught jerkin' it. Then on the bus ride home- you guessed it- more jerkin.
I had a locker partner in 7th grade who was sort of a bully to me and would throw my stuff from the locker out of it and leave it on the floor so when I got back, my lunchbox and jacket would just be in the hallway. I remember telling school security or something on him and he claimed that I let my girlfriend leave makeup and stuff in the locker. I didn't have a girlfriend. One day, I heard from tons of people around school that he'd pooed himself during class. I had a huge smile on my face for the rest of the day and that guy was a lot nicer to me for the remainder of the time we were locker partners.
Once during the 4th grade, our teacher was trying to teach us the meaning of the word "inference". At one point during this talk, the teacher says "excuse me for a minute" and walks out of the room. A minute later, he walks back in looking super pissed off and pushes some stuff and I distinctly remember him kicking a backpack or jacket across the floor. Then his mood changes back to normal and he says "Okay, what can you infer from that?" Scared the crap out of me and I think the rest of the class.
In college I was friends with a very attractive lesbian girl. One day someone spilled some pudding on the carpeted floor in the hallway. Then someone bet her like, 5 or so dollars to lick it up. She did it. And not a single person made any sort of joke pertaining to lesbians and carpets.
One time, in 8th or 9th grade, this guy I knew who sometimes went to church with me (I was not friends with this guy. Didn't like him at all in fact. Even got him suspended in 6th grade) was caught jerkin' it during class. They gave him in-school suspension... where he was also caught jerkin' it. Then on the bus ride home- you guessed it- more jerkin.
I had a locker partner in 7th grade who was sort of a bully to me and would throw my stuff from the locker out of it and leave it on the floor so when I got back, my lunchbox and jacket would just be in the hallway. I remember telling school security or something on him and he claimed that I let my girlfriend leave makeup and stuff in the locker. I didn't have a girlfriend. One day, I heard from tons of people around school that he'd pooed himself during class. I had a huge smile on my face for the rest of the day and that guy was a lot nicer to me for the remainder of the time we were locker partners.
Once during the 4th grade, our teacher was trying to teach us the meaning of the word "inference". At one point during this talk, the teacher says "excuse me for a minute" and walks out of the room. A minute later, he walks back in looking super pissed off and pushes some stuff and I distinctly remember him kicking a backpack or jacket across the floor. Then his mood changes back to normal and he says "Okay, what can you infer from that?" Scared the crap out of me and I think the rest of the class.
In college I was friends with a very attractive lesbian girl. One day someone spilled some pudding on the carpeted floor in the hallway. Then someone bet her like, 5 or so dollars to lick it up. She did it. And not a single person made any sort of joke pertaining to lesbians and carpets.
ReturnOfTheRAT
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In High School a couple of kids stole a VCR for whatever reason. The cops were called, the cabinet was fingerprinted and they were all expelled. One of them ended up at another school and a couple of months later, we found out he had committed suicide by lying on train tracks at night. He was wearing headphones at the time.
shira
Member
Is best korea more adavanced than alabama when it comes to tractor simulation technology?
Did you have one of these at your school?
Lionel Mandrake
Member
Is best korea more adavanced than alabama when it comes to tractor simulation technology?
Did you have one of these at your school?
We didn't have shit. We watched videos. "Tractor Safety and You." "How to safely operate a chainsaw." "How to use a hoe." That kind of stuff.
It was rumored that the IT director of my high school was caught with child pornography. I can't verify it but he left abruptly one day and never returned.
A friend of mine (Chuck) snuck up behind another friend in the hallway and playfully put him in a chokehold. But the guy passed out and Chuck ran away and was later expelled due to videographic evidence.
A couple of my other friends crushed a few Altoids into a fine powder and convinced a third friend that it was cocaine. And he snorted it and started acting crazy. Then we told him it wasn't really cocaine and he calmed down.
My chemistry teacher dressed up like Neo every Halloween because he kind of looked like Keanu Reeves. My history teacher dressed up like a pimp once for Halloween.
A friend of mine (Chuck) snuck up behind another friend in the hallway and playfully put him in a chokehold. But the guy passed out and Chuck ran away and was later expelled due to videographic evidence.
A couple of my other friends crushed a few Altoids into a fine powder and convinced a third friend that it was cocaine. And he snorted it and started acting crazy. Then we told him it wasn't really cocaine and he calmed down.
My chemistry teacher dressed up like Neo every Halloween because he kind of looked like Keanu Reeves. My history teacher dressed up like a pimp once for Halloween.
Parallax
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you guys didnt do field work?
dark_chris
Member
Some are probably not strange but either way...
Kindergarten - A girl threw a block at a kid's face because she was bored. He bled a lot but no one got in trouble. Another story is a girl from the same class went to Mexico for vacation, after the earthquake, she never came back.
3rd - our class just came back from a restroom break and we sat down. Next thing you know, this fat kid takes a shit next to the prettiest girl in our school He tried to blame her but you couldn't hide the trail of piss that also came. We called him Mr. Poopy. he transferred schools shortly after.
5th - I had a really bad bully. He was so bad he caused me to repeat 5th grade, cry a lot, and have some problems. Years later, I don't actually remember how, but we're currently best friends.
5th grade again - for some reason, the students didn't really like my teacher even though she was sweet. They would cause her to have problems, yell at us and always have a disciplinarian come in and check in on us. I stayed away from the problems.
8th grade - on the last week of school, the students decided to gamble with real money. Our teacher saw and decided to join in and put in real money.
Freshman-Sophmore year of h.s. - i received a hard punch to the face by a girl and was left in the puddle of my own blood. an 8th grade girl ran to me and checked up on me. A year later, that 8th grade girl went to my h.s. and approached me and said, "Were you that bloody guy I found in the playground a year ago?" lol.
- Something something thread I made on here years ago about a hot teacher...
- My Cisco networking professor had court papers laying all over his desk for everyone to see. He was sued and going into jail because he was stalking a female student.
- In freshman year, there was a 40 student fight in the lunchroom. all of em were taken by the police. Turns out the fight was over a student who was full of white pride and thought everyone as inferior. the fight began with the two then more students joined in and it became a fight just for the hell of it.
Kindergarten - A girl threw a block at a kid's face because she was bored. He bled a lot but no one got in trouble. Another story is a girl from the same class went to Mexico for vacation, after the earthquake, she never came back.
3rd - our class just came back from a restroom break and we sat down. Next thing you know, this fat kid takes a shit next to the prettiest girl in our school He tried to blame her but you couldn't hide the trail of piss that also came. We called him Mr. Poopy. he transferred schools shortly after.
5th - I had a really bad bully. He was so bad he caused me to repeat 5th grade, cry a lot, and have some problems. Years later, I don't actually remember how, but we're currently best friends.
5th grade again - for some reason, the students didn't really like my teacher even though she was sweet. They would cause her to have problems, yell at us and always have a disciplinarian come in and check in on us. I stayed away from the problems.
8th grade - on the last week of school, the students decided to gamble with real money. Our teacher saw and decided to join in and put in real money.
Freshman-Sophmore year of h.s. - i received a hard punch to the face by a girl and was left in the puddle of my own blood. an 8th grade girl ran to me and checked up on me. A year later, that 8th grade girl went to my h.s. and approached me and said, "Were you that bloody guy I found in the playground a year ago?" lol.
- Something something thread I made on here years ago about a hot teacher...
- My Cisco networking professor had court papers laying all over his desk for everyone to see. He was sued and going into jail because he was stalking a female student.
- In freshman year, there was a 40 student fight in the lunchroom. all of em were taken by the police. Turns out the fight was over a student who was full of white pride and thought everyone as inferior. the fight began with the two then more students joined in and it became a fight just for the hell of it.
Half and half
Member
Hmm, my initial stories seemed kind of bland compares to the others here. Let me go again.
In 7th grade we had a substitute teacher name Mr. Murphy (hello, sir, if you're a Gaffer). A few of the kids smelled weakness and started acting up, like getting loud and goofing off. Then a few other kids followed suit. Then the entire class erupted into disorderly chaos. Even the goody-goodies got in on the action.
Kids were screaming, giggling, running around the room, throwing stuff. I remember one kid did a back flip off of a desk. One kid wrote, "I love Mr. Murphy" multiple times across a chalk board. Someone jumped on a desk and broke it. I forgot how it all ended but man he was so red with anger. What made it so strange is that most of the students were generally good kids. It was crowd psychology at work.
In 7th grade we had a substitute teacher name Mr. Murphy (hello, sir, if you're a Gaffer). A few of the kids smelled weakness and started acting up, like getting loud and goofing off. Then a few other kids followed suit. Then the entire class erupted into disorderly chaos. Even the goody-goodies got in on the action.
Kids were screaming, giggling, running around the room, throwing stuff. I remember one kid did a back flip off of a desk. One kid wrote, "I love Mr. Murphy" multiple times across a chalk board. Someone jumped on a desk and broke it. I forgot how it all ended but man he was so red with anger. What made it so strange is that most of the students were generally good kids. It was crowd psychology at work.
Why?
MyAbsolution
Member
This one is kind of gross.
Grade 12. Home Econ class (cooking)... I was just minding my own business cooking away when my friend calls my name repeatedly from the doorway. I look over and hes screaming at me to leave my class and "YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS! ITS SO AWESOME!". The dudes eyes were lit up like christmas and laughing maniacally so I figured he really wanted to show me something humorous.
So I asked my teacher to be briefly excused and as soon as I left the classroom my friend pulled me down the hallway and into the boys washroom.
The only stall not out of order had what looked like a scene straight out of a sick horror movie.
Bloody shit and diarrhea everywhere.
The toilet seat, the side of the toilet, the floor, the water inside it... all were covered with blood and shit. The poor bastard had even tried desperately to wipe what he could with the toilet paper (it appeared that the toilet became blocked). I dont know if the poor bastard just wanted to create a scene of utter chaos by shitting on the side of the toilet too but he did a fair job. Whoever took that shit went through hell to pass it outta his system (literally). Guy must have lost a lot of blood.
We promptly got the vice principal who assured us it must have been fake and locked that bathroom so no one else could see it. In reality he should have put out an APB for a kid who might have appeared like a ghost from losing all that blood
Grade 12. Home Econ class (cooking)... I was just minding my own business cooking away when my friend calls my name repeatedly from the doorway. I look over and hes screaming at me to leave my class and "YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS! ITS SO AWESOME!". The dudes eyes were lit up like christmas and laughing maniacally so I figured he really wanted to show me something humorous.
So I asked my teacher to be briefly excused and as soon as I left the classroom my friend pulled me down the hallway and into the boys washroom.
The only stall not out of order had what looked like a scene straight out of a sick horror movie.
Bloody shit and diarrhea everywhere.
The toilet seat, the side of the toilet, the floor, the water inside it... all were covered with blood and shit. The poor bastard had even tried desperately to wipe what he could with the toilet paper (it appeared that the toilet became blocked). I dont know if the poor bastard just wanted to create a scene of utter chaos by shitting on the side of the toilet too but he did a fair job. Whoever took that shit went through hell to pass it outta his system (literally). Guy must have lost a lot of blood.
We promptly got the vice principal who assured us it must have been fake and locked that bathroom so no one else could see it. In reality he should have put out an APB for a kid who might have appeared like a ghost from losing all that blood
Lionel Mandrake
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If you joined the FFA you got to do some stuff. If you took the class.... You did nothing.
Hmm...can't think of a whole lot, but here's what I got:
-This one kid fell asleep in our Spanish class one day, so we buried him under a massive pile of jackets and he slept for like 2 periods. Pretty funny.
-This one kid didn't show up one day to World Geography and we somehow got into a discussion about said kid. Kinda weird.
-Probably a bit weird for anyone who saw it, but I went batshit on this one girl after she purposefully smacked a tennis ball into my face. Could've blinded my ass, so I lost it and started wailing on her with a tennis racket. Surprisingly nothing really happened to me, and nobody spoke of said incident after the fact. Not to say she didn't have it coming though... I kinda did the thing that everyone else wanted to do but wouldn't.
-This one kid fell asleep in our Spanish class one day, so we buried him under a massive pile of jackets and he slept for like 2 periods. Pretty funny.
-This one kid didn't show up one day to World Geography and we somehow got into a discussion about said kid. Kinda weird.
-Probably a bit weird for anyone who saw it, but I went batshit on this one girl after she purposefully smacked a tennis ball into my face. Could've blinded my ass, so I lost it and started wailing on her with a tennis racket. Surprisingly nothing really happened to me, and nobody spoke of said incident after the fact. Not to say she didn't have it coming though... I kinda did the thing that everyone else wanted to do but wouldn't.
shira
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Alligatorjandro
Banned
A special ed student stabbed a teacher in the neck and tried to rape her.I think she became a vegetable after that.
That was a few years before I went to that school.
That was a few years before I went to that school.
Not strange necessarily, but I'll let GAF decide.
Elementary school:
-My school was one of the few in the board to have a special ed class in it, so we got the kids bused in from all over the county. One of the special ed kids, who couldn't have been more than 6 or 7 at the time, and was known to just repeat the phrase 'Ut Jamie' (or some variation of that) instead of responding to the teachers, decided to lose it. My grade six classroom was across the hall from the special ed room, so we're in class doing whatever and the entire school goes silent at the sound of a window shattering. This kid had a tantrum and through a wooden stool through the window out into the playground. We looked across the hall and saw one of the Special Ed teachers/aides holding him while he rocked back and forth muttering his phrase. Don't think he ever came back after that, but he will be imprinted in my memory forever.
Middle School:
-Grade 8 grad dance. Imagine awkward and developing preteens dressed in suits and long formal dresses with each other all night. A guy in our class, Mo and a girl Jess had a thing going on for part of the year. For some reason he decided tonight was the best time to try and get some. So on the dance floor, in a relatively well lit hall, he tries and go up her skirt. Sit back and imagine how that would have worked for a moment. Floor length formal dress and he's trying to get in her panties. I can't blame the guy, at 13 we all would have done something similar I'm sure. Needless to say Jess and Mo weren't there at the end of the night. Since the dance happened before the official end of the school year, it must have been awkward for both of them to finish out the year.
-On our Quebec trip we basically destroyed the hotel rooms - One of my friends busted the screen door clean out of the door frame, not realizing it had been shut. That was funny as hell for us and the girls one floor up (who would flash us over the balcony for laughs). So much crazy shit for 12-13 year olds to get into. A lot of kleptomaniacs in that grade it seems, as we were lectured on taking hotel property after we returned (apparently people stole silverware, pillows, etc). Great trip overall though.
High school:
-Buddy of mine, and likely most popular guy in the school, Max, apparently jerked off into a book in the back of the library and put it back on the shelf. I don't know if it was true or anyone ever found the book, but I wouldn't put it past half my friends in highschool.
-Same guy climbed up onto one of the library book shelves (they're about 2 meters high) and dropped trou and started 'fucking' the the top of the shelf. A group of us we're trying, badly, not to laugh like maniacs. Our library tech tried to run the place like a prison, so we'd have been tossed for laughing while he walked over like nothing had happened.
-Grade 10 science. Our teacher was a little bit out to lunch at times, and some of the guys in class would get up and hump the desks when her back was turned. At one point, this teacher was looking over something in the textbook with the guy mentioned above, when another guy Mike gets up and proceeds to dry hump Max in front of the whole class. on top of this another guy, Steve jumps up and proceeds to hump Mike. Teacher is completely oblivious but half the class is trying hold back gut busting laughter as it went on for a good 30 seconds.
-In grade 12 my buddies Mike (same as above) and Eric were horsing around under the stairs (the only stairwell in the school people could stand under). It was kind of our hang on out place, open enough to stand around and blocked by the walls of the connecting hallway so you'd have to turn the corner to see anyone do anything. Well they're getting a bit heated in their joking around when Eric pushes Mike clean through a window and it just shatters like sugar glass in a movie. Mike sits there on his ass, stunned, until the principal came by and escorted them to the office. They had to pay for the replacement, but received no other punishment (they claimed it was an accident, which it kinda was).
Elementary school:
-My school was one of the few in the board to have a special ed class in it, so we got the kids bused in from all over the county. One of the special ed kids, who couldn't have been more than 6 or 7 at the time, and was known to just repeat the phrase 'Ut Jamie' (or some variation of that) instead of responding to the teachers, decided to lose it. My grade six classroom was across the hall from the special ed room, so we're in class doing whatever and the entire school goes silent at the sound of a window shattering. This kid had a tantrum and through a wooden stool through the window out into the playground. We looked across the hall and saw one of the Special Ed teachers/aides holding him while he rocked back and forth muttering his phrase. Don't think he ever came back after that, but he will be imprinted in my memory forever.
Middle School:
-Grade 8 grad dance. Imagine awkward and developing preteens dressed in suits and long formal dresses with each other all night. A guy in our class, Mo and a girl Jess had a thing going on for part of the year. For some reason he decided tonight was the best time to try and get some. So on the dance floor, in a relatively well lit hall, he tries and go up her skirt. Sit back and imagine how that would have worked for a moment. Floor length formal dress and he's trying to get in her panties. I can't blame the guy, at 13 we all would have done something similar I'm sure. Needless to say Jess and Mo weren't there at the end of the night. Since the dance happened before the official end of the school year, it must have been awkward for both of them to finish out the year.
-On our Quebec trip we basically destroyed the hotel rooms - One of my friends busted the screen door clean out of the door frame, not realizing it had been shut. That was funny as hell for us and the girls one floor up (who would flash us over the balcony for laughs). So much crazy shit for 12-13 year olds to get into. A lot of kleptomaniacs in that grade it seems, as we were lectured on taking hotel property after we returned (apparently people stole silverware, pillows, etc). Great trip overall though.
High school:
-Buddy of mine, and likely most popular guy in the school, Max, apparently jerked off into a book in the back of the library and put it back on the shelf. I don't know if it was true or anyone ever found the book, but I wouldn't put it past half my friends in highschool.
-Same guy climbed up onto one of the library book shelves (they're about 2 meters high) and dropped trou and started 'fucking' the the top of the shelf. A group of us we're trying, badly, not to laugh like maniacs. Our library tech tried to run the place like a prison, so we'd have been tossed for laughing while he walked over like nothing had happened.
-Grade 10 science. Our teacher was a little bit out to lunch at times, and some of the guys in class would get up and hump the desks when her back was turned. At one point, this teacher was looking over something in the textbook with the guy mentioned above, when another guy Mike gets up and proceeds to dry hump Max in front of the whole class. on top of this another guy, Steve jumps up and proceeds to hump Mike. Teacher is completely oblivious but half the class is trying hold back gut busting laughter as it went on for a good 30 seconds.
-In grade 12 my buddies Mike (same as above) and Eric were horsing around under the stairs (the only stairwell in the school people could stand under). It was kind of our hang on out place, open enough to stand around and blocked by the walls of the connecting hallway so you'd have to turn the corner to see anyone do anything. Well they're getting a bit heated in their joking around when Eric pushes Mike clean through a window and it just shatters like sugar glass in a movie. Mike sits there on his ass, stunned, until the principal came by and escorted them to the office. They had to pay for the replacement, but received no other punishment (they claimed it was an accident, which it kinda was).
Barack Lesnar
Banned
What an epic bread, spent like the last hour and a half reading this, just glorious. This is why gaf rocks
High School in Manhattan -
--Kids used to crap in sinks and stairwells plenty of times.
--Girl was messing around with guy in stairwell and then 10 minutes later kissed boyfriend on the lips.
--5 people had sex in music room after school.
--Teacher had sex with 14 or 15 year old girl after school.
--Special ed kid took out his rod and started playing with it, kid behind him started to help him and was pushing his arm and both of them were moaning.
--Lit cardboard wall and ceiling on fire multiple times.
--Kids playing with lighters and turning them on in class and teachers never cared.
Yeah the school I went to was horrible, many messed up people there.
--Kids used to crap in sinks and stairwells plenty of times.
--Girl was messing around with guy in stairwell and then 10 minutes later kissed boyfriend on the lips.
--5 people had sex in music room after school.
--Teacher had sex with 14 or 15 year old girl after school.
--Special ed kid took out his rod and started playing with it, kid behind him started to help him and was pushing his arm and both of them were moaning.
--Lit cardboard wall and ceiling on fire multiple times.
--Kids playing with lighters and turning them on in class and teachers never cared.
Yeah the school I went to was horrible, many messed up people there.
What is it about music rooms? The music room in my high school was also notorious for sexual shenanigans as well.
Flying_Phoenix
Banned
8th Grade:
- While our (mentally ill?) Math teacher was gone some kid poured Ex-Lax in her coffee.
Sophomore Year:
- During Math class a kid went into the bathroom and took a shit in a bag, and hid it in the back of class.
- Also during that same class (different date) the water pipe from the ceiling collapsed and water went everywhere. Me and some other kids turned it into a water slide.
- Me and those same kids were pretty bad kids. We made the teacher so pissed that he through a desk (you know the ones that are attached to the chair) at us (though not directly).
Yeah I did this too.
- While our (mentally ill?) Math teacher was gone some kid poured Ex-Lax in her coffee.
Sophomore Year:
- During Math class a kid went into the bathroom and took a shit in a bag, and hid it in the back of class.
- Also during that same class (different date) the water pipe from the ceiling collapsed and water went everywhere. Me and some other kids turned it into a water slide.
- Me and those same kids were pretty bad kids. We made the teacher so pissed that he through a desk (you know the ones that are attached to the chair) at us (though not directly).
Yeah I did this too.
Okay, highchool stories:
For those in SW Ontario, and are old enough, you may remember some of these as they made the news.....
Grade 6: Two years before I went to my High School, a student attempted to light a gymnastics mat on fire in the gym... he succeeded and that mat continued to burn, thus destroying the gym, burning down a third of the school and all of the trophies / etc in the process. No one died as the school was evacuated as the original gym mat burned.
Two years later, we had a state of the art gym and you'd never know the school was almost destroyed.
Grade 9: Our civics teacher was fresh out of teacher's college.. a very very good looking 20-something. She immediately became the item of many male student's desires around school. I and another student were some of the only guys who weren't oogling and fawning all over her (She was hot, but I knew it'd never happen for ANY of us, so why waste the time?), which made her seem to favour us more and treat us nicer. We had some projects for the class that we had to stay late for and we ended up having to stay passed the bell for a a few hours to work on one of them. She decided to stay as well and the three of us proceeded to
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Grade 10: A race war erupted in the parking lot during lunch hour over a girl. An east-indian girl was apparently sleeping with two guys from different ethnic groups: A Native Canadian, and a Palestinian. Each group 'brought their backup' which started quite literally a riot in the parking lot. SWAT team was called, tear gas was used, and the riot police broke no less than 3 students arms/legs/etc in the process. I watched this all from the third floor stairwell standing next to the principal who said to me "At least they havent set the school on fire." -- he was an amazing principal and he knew he couldn't do anything to stop it.
Grade 11: I was the design editor of the yearbook and a good friend of mine was the photography editor, this meant we could pull people out of class at whim and have no recourse from the administration (it helped that we were both good people and every teacher absolutely adored us).. we were outside in the parking lot contemplating our navels when all of a sudden we heard a massive BANG sound. The fire alarm begins blaring and wafts of smoke coming out of the doors from the basement.
The transformer outside the school exploded in a giant explosion of sparks. No one was hurt, but it caused all the exhaust fans to stop working (Cut all power to the basement and second floor of the school), which meant all the wood working / welding / machine shops started smoking out the school. Whole place was evacuated while industrial fans were used to air out the toxic fumes.
Grade 11: Had a skills competition in waterloo for robotics / 3d robotics. Our awesome teacher-chaperone was a great guy, and me, him, and one of his highschool friends (who was also in waterloo at the time) went out for dinner. I looked older than I was, and when the server took their drink orders, she asked me if I wanted 'the same'.. I looked at both of them, they didn't object, so I said 'sure'. Teacher bought me a beer and it was awesome.
Grade 12: Another student attempted to burn the school down by setting fire to some scraps in his woodworking class. Unfortunately for him, those classrooms are essentially giant warehouses that are equipped with localised sprinkler alarms.
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I've got more, and I know my stories make it seem like my school was predisposed to fire / explosions, it really wasn't.. it was a 'rich' school with enough money and programs for things to just happen to go awry.. hehe
For those in SW Ontario, and are old enough, you may remember some of these as they made the news.....
Grade 6: Two years before I went to my High School, a student attempted to light a gymnastics mat on fire in the gym... he succeeded and that mat continued to burn, thus destroying the gym, burning down a third of the school and all of the trophies / etc in the process. No one died as the school was evacuated as the original gym mat burned.
Two years later, we had a state of the art gym and you'd never know the school was almost destroyed.
Grade 9: Our civics teacher was fresh out of teacher's college.. a very very good looking 20-something. She immediately became the item of many male student's desires around school. I and another student were some of the only guys who weren't oogling and fawning all over her (She was hot, but I knew it'd never happen for ANY of us, so why waste the time?), which made her seem to favour us more and treat us nicer. We had some projects for the class that we had to stay late for and we ended up having to stay passed the bell for a a few hours to work on one of them. She decided to stay as well and the three of us proceeded to
work long and hard on the project. No one ever 'got with her', as she had a cop for a boyfriend. But, ironically, in my senior year, she wrote her number in my yearbook.. so there's that.
Grade 10: A race war erupted in the parking lot during lunch hour over a girl. An east-indian girl was apparently sleeping with two guys from different ethnic groups: A Native Canadian, and a Palestinian. Each group 'brought their backup' which started quite literally a riot in the parking lot. SWAT team was called, tear gas was used, and the riot police broke no less than 3 students arms/legs/etc in the process. I watched this all from the third floor stairwell standing next to the principal who said to me "At least they havent set the school on fire." -- he was an amazing principal and he knew he couldn't do anything to stop it.
Grade 11: I was the design editor of the yearbook and a good friend of mine was the photography editor, this meant we could pull people out of class at whim and have no recourse from the administration (it helped that we were both good people and every teacher absolutely adored us).. we were outside in the parking lot contemplating our navels when all of a sudden we heard a massive BANG sound. The fire alarm begins blaring and wafts of smoke coming out of the doors from the basement.
The transformer outside the school exploded in a giant explosion of sparks. No one was hurt, but it caused all the exhaust fans to stop working (Cut all power to the basement and second floor of the school), which meant all the wood working / welding / machine shops started smoking out the school. Whole place was evacuated while industrial fans were used to air out the toxic fumes.
Grade 11: Had a skills competition in waterloo for robotics / 3d robotics. Our awesome teacher-chaperone was a great guy, and me, him, and one of his highschool friends (who was also in waterloo at the time) went out for dinner. I looked older than I was, and when the server took their drink orders, she asked me if I wanted 'the same'.. I looked at both of them, they didn't object, so I said 'sure'. Teacher bought me a beer and it was awesome.
Grade 12: Another student attempted to burn the school down by setting fire to some scraps in his woodworking class. Unfortunately for him, those classrooms are essentially giant warehouses that are equipped with localised sprinkler alarms.
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I've got more, and I know my stories make it seem like my school was predisposed to fire / explosions, it really wasn't.. it was a 'rich' school with enough money and programs for things to just happen to go awry.. hehe
This made me laugh so damn hard hahaha
oneils
Member
Have to screenshot this for the next time someone disses Canada over bagged milk.
Seven Force
Banned
My principal in middle school forbid males and females from sitting at the same lunch table at one point in the school year. After a few days of it, guys started openly defying the rule and waking over to the girls' tables anyway. It got to the point where the principal himself came down to the cafeteria to lecture everyone about it, and in the middle of it, one kid yells, "You know what, fuck you!" and throws a trash can in his general direction. The whole cafeteria basically exploded into a flurry of chairs, tables and food being thrown around the cafeteria. A lot of people got suspended (two or three expelled, I think) and the senior trip/graduation party/yearbook signing was cancelled. (That is to say, the senior class had their activities cancelled, and the 6 and 7th grade classes involved had their future senior activities cancelled 1-2 years in advance) No one got hurt, thankfully.
I remember one of the special education kids in the same school taking a fire extinguisher and barricading himself in the girls bathroom for whatever reason.
Not really weird or anything, but two girls in my 5th grade class got into a fight, and both ended up pulling out each others' weaves. After the fights were broken up and the two females were escorted outside, there was an awkward silence before the teacher (who was a substitute) came out of nowhere and said "Damn... that was some Jerry Springer shit." Cue a classroom discussion of said show for the remainder of the day.
I remember one of the special education kids in the same school taking a fire extinguisher and barricading himself in the girls bathroom for whatever reason.
Not really weird or anything, but two girls in my 5th grade class got into a fight, and both ended up pulling out each others' weaves. After the fights were broken up and the two females were escorted outside, there was an awkward silence before the teacher (who was a substitute) came out of nowhere and said "Damn... that was some Jerry Springer shit." Cue a classroom discussion of said show for the remainder of the day.
I used to come in to class early and my teacher and and I would watch old videos she recorded of Yo MTV raps and Beavis and Butthead episodes, afterwards she would play some riffs on her guitar and I tried to sing David bowie songs. At the end of the day I would help her clean up and cook some burgers, hot dogs or spaghetti for us and any other student willing to stick around while playing old Jazz records of Thelonious monk and Mingus.
One day in 6th grade after classes, we all came out of our classrooms to find that someone smeared poop all over the floor in one of the hallways. Don't remember if it was ever found out who did it.
That's about it, besides this my schools only had the typical incidents involving children/teenagers.
That's about it, besides this my schools only had the typical incidents involving children/teenagers.
eternaLightness
Member
In 6th grade, there was this kid I knew who had a bladder issues. One day as soon as the bell rings for us to go home, he just sits there and says "uh oh" and peed himself. He just sat there after everyone had left.
That same year, someone tried to set the school on fire overnight. They burned the stage down in the school auditorium and tried to set of some "devices" on other floors but were unsuccessful. There were rumors of who did it but never did find out who it actually was.
In 11th grade, some girl found out her boyfriend cheated on her so she cut him with a razor blade right above his lip. There was a blood trail leading from the second to the third floor. Ended up having to get stitches and the girl was arrested.
That same year, someone tried to set the school on fire overnight. They burned the stage down in the school auditorium and tried to set of some "devices" on other floors but were unsuccessful. There were rumors of who did it but never did find out who it actually was.
In 11th grade, some girl found out her boyfriend cheated on her so she cut him with a razor blade right above his lip. There was a blood trail leading from the second to the third floor. Ended up having to get stitches and the girl was arrested.
MasterShotgun
brazen editing lynx
The craziest thing I can think of was a food fight in my 11th grade year. I had heard about it earlier in the day, but I didn't give a fuck. As food was flying, I just sat there eating my food like nothing was going on. I didn't even get anything on me. Felt like a total boss.
There was also a time where there was a threat that anyone wearing a white t-shirt would be shot on a specified date. That rumor circulated for days. Precautions were taken and nothing ever happened. The best part was that people knowingly wore white t-shirts that day.
EDIT: Remembered another one. Our high school got a new Latin teacher the first year I went there. I signed up for the class hoping for an interesting foreign language class. He was a pretty cool teacher and a total nerd. I swear I was going to learn more about the similarities between Star Wars and the Roman Empire than I was about Latin. He lasted two weeks before he got fired for false credentials. (Several months later, we also dug up a story on him from another school where he got fired for refusing to take down a Confederate flag that was hanging in his classroom.) Then everyone got stuck in either Spanish or French. I chose Spanish, met some of my best high school friends, and never looked back.
There was also a time where there was a threat that anyone wearing a white t-shirt would be shot on a specified date. That rumor circulated for days. Precautions were taken and nothing ever happened. The best part was that people knowingly wore white t-shirts that day.
EDIT: Remembered another one. Our high school got a new Latin teacher the first year I went there. I signed up for the class hoping for an interesting foreign language class. He was a pretty cool teacher and a total nerd. I swear I was going to learn more about the similarities between Star Wars and the Roman Empire than I was about Latin. He lasted two weeks before he got fired for false credentials. (Several months later, we also dug up a story on him from another school where he got fired for refusing to take down a Confederate flag that was hanging in his classroom.) Then everyone got stuck in either Spanish or French. I chose Spanish, met some of my best high school friends, and never looked back.
Red Blaster
Member
High School
-Student was caught inserting a cucumber into a girl during a bus ride one morning.
-Band teacher got his finger sliced off after a student slammed a metal door shut with his hand in the way.
-AP History teacher and AP Spanish teacher are discussing something in AP History's empty classroom, things get a little heated and the Spanish teacher tells the AP History teacher that he's full of shit as she turns around to go back to her classroom to start teaching her next period; history teacher goes Super Saiyan and follows her into her filled classroom and unleashes a torrent of profanity, calling her a "fucking cunt" among other things as we all sit their stunned. AP Spanish teacher retired the next year, AP History teacher still works there and is pretty miserable from what I hear.
-Some freshman was skateboarding after hours around some staircases when he bailed and tore his scrotum open; wrote his name on the wall with the blood from his fresh wound.
-Student was caught inserting a cucumber into a girl during a bus ride one morning.
-Band teacher got his finger sliced off after a student slammed a metal door shut with his hand in the way.
-AP History teacher and AP Spanish teacher are discussing something in AP History's empty classroom, things get a little heated and the Spanish teacher tells the AP History teacher that he's full of shit as she turns around to go back to her classroom to start teaching her next period; history teacher goes Super Saiyan and follows her into her filled classroom and unleashes a torrent of profanity, calling her a "fucking cunt" among other things as we all sit their stunned. AP Spanish teacher retired the next year, AP History teacher still works there and is pretty miserable from what I hear.
-Some freshman was skateboarding after hours around some staircases when he bailed and tore his scrotum open; wrote his name on the wall with the blood from his fresh wound.
All in high school.
- One student got his ear chopped off because he owned a cigarette to another student.
- Some older students liked to throw bricks at us. One student got tied up to a tree and had bricks thrown at him.
- Someone thought it would be funny to light a mentally retarded girl's hair on fire.
- A supervisor had a heart attack trying to stop a fight between two students. RIP.
- We had a team project that consisted of creating a small comic. One guy in our team was great at drawing (still is, now he's in 3D animation), and our comic was by far the best in class. The teachers thought that it was so good, that we couldn't have done it ourselves, and they gave us the worst grade in class, saying that we stole the work.
- One student got his ear chopped off because he owned a cigarette to another student.
- Some older students liked to throw bricks at us. One student got tied up to a tree and had bricks thrown at him.
- Someone thought it would be funny to light a mentally retarded girl's hair on fire.
- A supervisor had a heart attack trying to stop a fight between two students. RIP.
- We had a team project that consisted of creating a small comic. One guy in our team was great at drawing (still is, now he's in 3D animation), and our comic was by far the best in class. The teachers thought that it was so good, that we couldn't have done it ourselves, and they gave us the worst grade in class, saying that we stole the work.
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