Are you tired of your Ken's hair clipping through his body every time you win a match?
Are you constantly thinking "there has to be a better way?"
Well, there is! Introducing Ken's Krazy Kuts, the haircut program that will eliminate that pesky clipping faster than you can do a wakeup DP.
For one easy payment of 3.99, you can watch that mangy mane transform into a dapper 'do before your very eyes. It's as easy as ha-do-ken!*
Ken's Krazy Kuts: A quick snip to banish the clip.
*Warning: Results may vary. Ask your doctor before trying Ken's Krazy Kuts. Side effects may include boundless shame, loss of dignity and fits of uncontrollable laughter. Please note that any resemblance a user of Ken's Krazy Kuts may bear to a thumb dipped in mustard is purely coincidental.