Stripper posts insane story on Twitter with more twists than a Shonda Rhimes script
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Jag
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Anyone could have created that account.
Conkersbadfurday
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Not liking this one. That "Bitch this aint Sesame Street" tweet just made me cringe. No way that was real.
Oh yeah, you're probably right then. Never mind.
Thousands of people Tweet the same sort of cringeworthy stuff with 100% sincerity
The cheese doesn't invalidate it
(Doesn't validate it either, obviously, but hey)
the Z thing is still an amazing idea
Dreams-Visions
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Fun fact: my little brother went to school with Jess.
Small world.
Small world.
Conkersbadfurday
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Reads like a back-n-forth you'd find on a show like Two Broke Girls is all. Trying too hard to be clever while failing miserably.
Veritigo_X
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Could be that she's trying hard to top Zola's amazing story. She knows that it needs to be an engaging story to get the same attention.
Dreams-Visions
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I'll pester him for some later.
Conkersbadfurday
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No doubt. But it's coming off as insincere. Jess needs to find her own voice, not imitate Zola's.
Novice mistake.
I read a bit further and... I think I agree. It's quickly starting to unravel. There are already a ton of inconsistencies against Zola's text.
Haha. Great! Will be interesting.
sometimes i game
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The writing doesn't seem bad or good, it's fine enough and much easier to follow (although not as amusing) as Zola.
Can she write faster I want to hear her side.
Can she write faster I want to hear her side.
The Silver
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That Jess thing is too easy to fake on top of coming as try hard to top Zola's masterpiece, I wanna see the receipts.
sometimes i game
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Anyone feel like this is viral marketing for a show or something, with Jess striking back it's starting to feel less real.
Of course she wrote the whole thing down prior to her taking it to twitter. Doesn't make it any less - or more - true.
I was thinking the same thing.
well of course thats probably what it is
The Silver
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brandonh83
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FUCK Snow White
Push-up bra. Look at the other pictures with Zola
Dat lying bitch wasn't low key anything.
Veritigo_X
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Maybe it had Zola fooled at first too.
Could be, but she doesn't look that similar in the 4-panel spread put up by Zola. Facially, I mean.
Could be wrong, though.
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PadWarrior
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Lol I've been telling my wife about this crazy story and now there's a sequel? Is this a gaf member pretending to be Jess? Lol
Push up bras can do a lot, but that's one miracle even all the boob tricks can't produce. She's gotten implants since the Florida Saga and Zola.
brandonh83
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False alarm we got trollled. smh
No, Xavier is huge black guy #1 from Zola's tale. Z was huge black guy #2.
I feel like some of you guys weren't paying Zola's story the attention it deserves. She makes a point to clarify that there are at least two huge black guys in this tale.
She has her hair done up the same way in both pictures and her facial features are similar enough, IMO.
I think the chances are slim, but even is she was, Jess said they were fake according to the new tweets. I find it hard to believe that those small tits were fake. This new picture doesn't even look her.
Here are the recent pictures of Jess that Zola posted for reference: http://i.imgur.com/6XyPY5e.png
DietRob
i've been begging for over 5 years.
Now this is a bit hard to read with twitters format of going old to new. I hope somebody formats this.
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